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-[[File:KirkSimplex-GTAIV.png|thumb|Photo of Kirk Simplex]]
+{{infobox character|
-'''Kirk Simplex''' is a hedge fund manager in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He amuses himself by buying up historic landmark sites in Europe and decking them out with tacky, modern fittings, then burning them down.
+|image = KirkSimplex-GTAIV.png
+|game_1 = GTA IV
+|size = 250x250px
+|name = Kirk Simplex
+|aka =
+|status = Alive
+|gender = M
+|dob =
+|pob =
+|dod =
+|dod-comment =
+|home =
+|nationality = United States
+|family = [[Samantha Muldoon]] (<small>ex-wife</small>)
+|affiliations =
+|vehicles =
+|businesses =
+|occupation = Hedge fund manager
+|voice =
+}}
+'''Kirk Simplex''' is a character in the [[HD Universe]] who is mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
-{{GTA IV Characters}}
+==Character history==
+Kirk Simplex is, in [[2008]], a hedge fund manager who made [[Money|$]]3 billion in 2008 alone. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He once bought eight different historic [[United Kingdom|English]] castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.
+==Trivia==
+*His marriage to Samantha Muldoon, along with other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, is possibly meant to mock [[:wp:Britney Spears#2004-2007: Compilation albums, personal struggles and Blackout|Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage]] to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers.
+{{Navboxes
+|title= Navigation
+|list1={{characters|state=collapsed}}
+{{Gtaiv characters|state=collapsed}}
+}}
 [[Category:Characters|Simplex, Kirk]]
 [[Category:Characters in GTA IV|Simplex, Kirk]]
+[[Category:Characters in HD Universe|Simplex, Kirk]]
+[[Category:Unseen Characters|Simplex, Kirk]]