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{{infobox mission | {{infobox mission | ||
|name=Trojan Voodoo | |name=Trojan Voodoo | ||
|image= | |image=TrojanVoodoo-GTAVC.jpg | ||
|caption= | |size=300px | ||
|caption=[[Umberto Robina]] talking to two female customers at [[Café Robina]] | |||
|game=VC | |game=VC | ||
|for=[[Umberto Robina]] | |for=[[Umberto Robina]] | ||
|target=[[Haitian Drug Factory]] | |target=[[Haitian Drug Factory]] | ||
|location=[[ | |location=[[Little Havana]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] | ||
|reward=$ | |reward=[[Money|$]]10,000 | ||
|unlocks= | |unlocks= | ||
}} | }} | ||
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== Script == | == Script == | ||
(Café Robina | (''Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café''.) | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': Hey ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. Then...then, I'm gonna make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this. | |||
''' | |||
(''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave''.) | (''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave''.) | ||
''' | '''Female Customer''': Loser! | ||
'''Umberto | '''Umberto Robina''': Hey baby. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina likes the ladies, not some goat in a skirt! | ||
(''Tommy arrives.'') | (''Tommy arrives.'') | ||
'''Umberto | '''Umberto Robina''': Tommy! Tommy, I love you, I love you. Let's go! | ||
'''Tommy | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first? | ||
'''Umberto | '''Umberto Robina''': No time for coffee. Besides, I just had one. We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha! | ||
'''Tommy | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Whatever you say Umberto. | ||
'''Umberto | '''Umberto Robina''': Tommy, you go get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians' processing plant and you use their solvent as an explosive. BOOM! Bye bye! | ||
'''Tommy | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Umberto, what about you? | ||
'''Umberto | '''Umberto Robina''': Uhhh...I'm gonna stay and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He no feeling so good. | ||
(Little Havana: Tommy) | (''Little Havana: Tommy'') | ||
'''Tommy | '''Tommy Vercetti''': The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema. But this comes close... | ||
(Voodoo: Pepe) | (''Voodoo: Pepe'') | ||
'''Pepe | '''Pepe''': Oy, let's go find our muchachos! Man, this is a nice part of town. You lost, man? Whoa, man. You drive like a crazy bitch! | ||
(Meeting spot: Rico, Pepe and Tommy) | (Meeting spot: Rico, Pepe and Tommy) | ||
'''Rico | '''Rico''': Hola amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo. | ||
'''Pepe | '''Pepe''': Bueno. Haitian Putas. Muerte. | ||
'''Rico | '''Rico''': Vamos. | ||
'''Tommy | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Vamos indeed. | ||
'''Pepe | '''Pepe''': Follow my muchachos. | ||
(Drug plant: Tommy.) | (Drug plant: Tommy.) | ||
'''Tommy | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Pepe, I'm gonna go plant the bomb, cover me. | ||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
TrojanVoodoo-GTAVC2.jpg|[[Tommy Vercetti]] and [[Pepe (GTA VC)|Pepe]] meeting with other [[Cubans]] gangsters, including [[Rico]], in [[Haitians|Haitian]] [[Voodoo|Voodoos]] | |||
TrojanVoodoo-GTAVC3.jpg|The [[Haitians|Haitian]] drug factory being destroyed in an explosion | |||
</gallery> | |||
== External | == External link == | ||
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY-iWpFNas| | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY-iWpFNas| Trojan Voodoo mission video] | ||
[[Category:Missions in GTA Vice City]] | [[Category:Missions in GTA Vice City]] | ||