Events concerning the Grand Theft Auto series in the 1600s.
- Coca is first introduced to Western Culture. Western culture is forever grateful. "Especially people who make small mirrors and little plastic bags."
- On September 4th of 1609 Horatio Humboldt sailed his ship into New Rotterdam. (Present-day Liberty City area.)
- The first slave ship arrives in New Rotterdam in 1625.
- A "relative" of anyone on Yourdeadfamily.com can find out that they are related to a man on their father's side who was knighted in England in 1628, but after an illicit affair with one of the Queen's maids, he fled to Australia where he went mad trying to mate with koala bears.
- August 27, 1664 British warships enter the New Rotterdam harbor, renaming the area Liberty City.