Mr. Hitzman

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Character
Mr. Hitzman
Appearances GTA V
Full Name Mr. Hitzman
Status

Alive

Gender Gender::Male
Nationality American
Occupation Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force member

Mr. Hitzman is a fictional character in the HD Universe who appears as a minor character in Grand Theft Auto V.

Character history

Mr. Hitzman is the science teacher at the Wickenberg Canyon High School and is the mentor to the Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force team of Sebastian Kayden, Dirk, Quota, Tallulah and Zoey. In the episode Football StemCell Slaughter Showdown he teaches the group that a flood killed off the dinosaurs and Romans. He enforces the groups anti-homosexuality stance and family values at the school but appears to be a closeted homosexual as he finds the penis is more 'elegant and surprising' than the vagina, which he believes to be revolting, and becomes exicted when thinking about oral sex between men.