Jill Von Crastenburg
| Jill Von Crastenburg | |
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| Appearances | [[Appearance::Grand Theft Auto IV]] |
| Full Name | Jill Von Crastenburg |
| Gender | Gender::Female |
| Date of Birth | 1995 |
| Place of Birth | Liberty City |
| Age Now | 29 |
| Nationality | American |
| Home | Alderney |
| Family |
Mr. Von Crastenburg (father) Mrs. Von Crastenburg (mother) |
| Vehicles | Turismo |
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Jill Von Crastenburg is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in Alderney with billionaire parents. She is the best friend of Cloe Parker, a parody of Nicole Richie's (Jill's counterpart) friendship with Paris Hilton (Cloe's). Although it is notable that while Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is 11 years Jill's senior.
Jill is very sexually active and invoved with drug use, even though she is very young (aged 13 in fact), and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in www.electrictit.com but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it.
LCPD Database information
Surname: Von Crastenburg
First Name: Jill
Age: 13
Place of Birth: Algonquin, Liberty City
Affiliations: N/A
Criminal Record:
- 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
- 2007 - Public Lewdness
Notes:
- Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
- Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
- History of drug and alcohol abuse.
- A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the internet.
Trivia
- She is the only minor listed in the LCPD Database.
- Despite the young age, it would appear that Jill Von Crastenburg is a parody of Paris Hilton. Not only are the two heiresses, but they both have had sex tapes (both even being filmed in nightvision).