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Top economist falls for pyramid scheme
It seems that nobody is immune to the temptations of 'get rich quick' schemes on the Internet. Brilliant economist and Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, Darius Wolfe, has revealed that he was persuaded into investing $20,000 into a online pyramid scheme. "As soon as I received the spam email titled 'Amazing Business Opportunity' that directed me to www.money2makemoney.com, I just had to know more," said Wolfe, "I've never been able to resist a risky investment."
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