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Colonel Cuddles is the name used by a male love-meet.net user in Grand Theft Auto IV. No matter how many times Niko Bellic contacts him, he will never date him, despite the fact, that love-meet.net computer thinks, that they would be a good pair.

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Protagonist	Niko Bellic

Main characters	Roman Bellic \| Little Jacob \| Brucie Kibbutz \| Patrick McReary \| Jimmy Pegorino \| Dimitri Rascalov

Supporting characters	Mallorie Bardas \| Phil Bell \| Ray Boccino \| Bernie Crane \| Manny Escuela \| Mikhail Faustin \| Dwayne Forge \| Vladimir Glebov \| Jon Gravelli \| Derrick McReary \| Francis McReary \| Gerald McReary \| Kate McReary \| Playboy X \| Elizabeta Torres \| United Liberty Paper Contact

Minor characters	Alejandra \| Alonzo \| Ashley Anderson \| Andrei \| Jermaine Andrews \| Anthony \| Johnny Barbosa \| Teddy Benavidez \| Benny \| Marco Bonnaro \| Eduard Borodin \| Dave Bosoy \| Brett \| Darko Brevic \| Marlon Bridges \| Ray Bulgarin \| Ashley Butler \| Ivan Bytchkov \| Charlie \| The Cook \| Anthony Corrado \| Talbot Daniels \| Bryce Dawkins \| Joseph DiLeo \| Adam Dimayev \| The Doctor \| Faustin's Bodyguard \| Anna Faustin \| Ilyena Faustin \| Jim Fitzgerald \| Frankie Gallo \| Frank Garone \| Tom Goldberg \| Mori Green \| Jay Hamilton \| Jase \| Bobby Jefferson \| Jessica \| Jimmy \| Wade Johnson \| Jorge \| Kalem \| Joseph Kaplan \| Jerry Kapowitz \| Karen · Karen \| Katerina \| Michael Keane \| Kim Young-Guk \| Lenny \| Luis Fernando Lopez \| Peter Marchetti \| Mark \| Charles Matteo \| Maureen McReary \| Jason Michaels \| Mickey \| Oleg Minkov \| Mitch \| Mohammed \| Bledar Morina\| Aiden O'Malley \| Angie Pegorino \| Dardan Petrela \| Lenny Petrovic \| Gay Tony \| Eugene Reaper \| Lyle Rivas \| Tom Rivas \| Roman's Kidnapper \| Isaac Roth \| Sal \| Gordon Sargent \| Sergei \| Shirley \| Luca Silvestri \| Jayvon Simson \| Bucky Sligo \| Anthony Spoleto \| Stevie \| Tommy \| Tony \| Javier Trunchez \| Jesus Trunchez \| Jose Trunchez \| Unnamed Associate \| Vasily \| Vera \| Vicki

Girlfriends	Alexandra Chilton \| Kiki Jenkins \| Kate McReary \| Michelle \| Carmen Ortiz

Random characters	Marnie Allen \| Gracie Ancelotti \| Ivan Bytchkov \| Ilyena Faustin \| Cherise Glover \| Jeff \| Clarence Little \| Eddie Low \| Real Badman \| Brian Meech \| Mel \| Pathos \| Hossan Ramzy \| Sara

Acts	Catch \| Dusty Cowpoke \| Ricky Gervais \| The Incredible Kleinman \| Laurel \| Bluesy St. John \| Katt Williams

Radio DJs	Daddy Yankee \| Roy Ayers \| Richard Bastion \| Carl Bradshaw \| Max Cavalera \| Joshua Crane \| Crookers \| Beatrix Fontaine \| Jimmy Gestapo \| Judge Grady \| DJ Green Lantern \| Vaughn Harper \| Roy Haynes \| Iggy Pop \| Jeffron James \| Candice Johnson \| François K \| Bobby Konders \| Femi Kuti \| Jane Labrador \| Karl Lagerfeld \| Lazlow \| Marcel LeMuir \| Juliette Lewis \| Ruslana Lyzhychko \| Ryan McFallon \| DJ Mister Cee \| DJ Premier \| Mike Riley \| Martin Serious

Most Wanted characters	Phil Bacerra \| Marty Boldenow \| Leo Brodell \| Keenan Burdett \| Maxwell Caughlin \| Darren Covey \| Mervin Eskuchen \| Tommy Francovic \| Lino Friddell \| Alonso Goralski \| Scott Guzowski \| Juan Haimo \| Frederick Harrison \| Danny Hatmaker \| Jimmy Kand \| Noel Katsuda \| Shon Kikuchi \| Barry Lamora \| Glenn Lushbaugh \| Christov Mahonvic \| Rodney McEniry \| Simon Nashly \| Freddy Paparo \| Preston Pecinovsky \| Tyler Pickrel \| Bert Reker \| Antonio Rivette \| Rodrigo Stavnes \| Sergi Szerbin \| Fernando Tisdel

Television characters	Luther Austin \| Chris Cummings \| Estelle Graham \| Steven Jabowitz \| Hank Johanson \| Bas Rutten \| Jeremy St. Ives

Radio guests	Cindy the Intern \| Ricky Gervais \| John Hunter \| Lisa Lynn \| Mark the Manager \| Waylon Mason \| Brandon Roberts \| Larissa Slalom \| Smithy the Sidekick \| Sheila Stafford \| Wilson Taylor Sr. \| Zachary Tyler \| Katt Williams

LCPD Database records characters	Marnie Allen \| Gracie Ancelotti \| Giovanni Ancelotti \| Jermaine Andrews \| Lester Arnold \| Ernesto Asaltacunas \| Luther Austin \| Johnny Barbosa \| Mallorie Bardas \| Phil Bell \| Roman Bellic \| Niko Bellic \| Teddy Benavidez \| Ray Boccino \| Sammy Bottino \| Marlon Bridges \| Ray Bulgarin \| Ashley Butler \| Ivan Bytchkov \| Alex Chilton \| Lyle Cleethorpes V \| Anthony Corrado \| Joe Corrola \| Bernie Crane \| Rudy D'Avanzo \| Lola Del Rio \| Joseph DiLeo \| Adam Dimayev \| Tyler Dixon \| Manny Escuela \| Mikhail Faustin \| Gavin Finkle \| Jim Fitzgerald \| Dwayne Forge \| Frenchie Fox \| Frankie Gallo \| Frank Garone \| Vladimir Glebov \| Cherise Glover \| Alonso Gomez \| Oscar Gomez \| Jon Gravelli \| Jon Gravelli, Jr. \| Michael Graves \| Mori Green \| Billy Grey \| Harry Hall \| William Hambrough \| Tyrone Hancock \| Sonny Honorato \| Little Jacob \| Steven Jabowitz \| Chan Jaoming \| Hsin Jaoming \| Brian Jeremy \| Dave Johnson \| Wade Johnson \| Joseph Johnson \| Lazlow \| Joseph Kaplan \| Michael Keane \| Larry Kerr \| Brucie Kibbutz \| Johnny Klebitz \| Albert Lawson \| Huang Lee \| Wu Lee \| Lester Leroc \| Clarence Little \| Luis Fernando Lopez \| Eddie Low \| Mark Lupisella \| Vincent Lupisella \| Charles Martin \| Charles Matteo \| Real Badman \| Cherise McCormic \| Kerry McIntosh \| Maureen McReary \| Gerald McReary \| Derrick McReary \| Patrick McReary \| Tony McTony \| Brian Meech \| Jason Michaels \| Zhou Ming \| Bledar Morina \| Samantha Muldoon \| Harvey Noto \| Aiden O'Malley \| Carmen Ortiz \| Chloe Parker \| Jimmy Pegorino \| Angie Pegorino \| Dardan Petrela \| Kenny Petrovic \| Lenny Petrovic \| Gay Tony \| Chastity Quinn \| Oswaldo Quiroga \| Hossan Ramzy \| Dimitri Rascalov \| Lyle Rivas \| Tom Rivas \| The Doctor \| Isaac Roth \| Gordon Sargent \| Moe Schwartz \| Leila Sharpe \| Luca Silvestri \| Jayvon Simson \| Bucky Sligo \| Anthony Spoleto \| Jeremy St. Ives \| Playboy X \| Terry Thorpe \| Elizabeta Torres \| Willy Valerio \| Mary Valvona \| Alfonso Vasquez \| January Natasha Vasquez \| Mario Venturella \| Fredo Volpe \| Mark Volpe \| Jill Von Crastenburg \| Heathcliff Waterstreet \| Claude Wome \| Rami Yalon \| Kim Young-Guk \| Arthur Zepulla \| Roy Zito

Love-meet.net users	2Hot2Handle \| Colonel Cuddles \| Mr. Fackler \| French Tom \| From Russia Without Love \| Gogetter \| Higherbeing25 \| HumpPleaseRupert \| Jennifun \| LawChick \| Lickingood \| MALCOMseX \| Mark Tenninch \| Matte Black \| Miss Understood \| Mittens \| The Nickmeister \| NikoLiberty/SweetBellic \| NoBigWillie \| Oscar Wild \| Princess Renee \| SoBoHoe \| Susiside \| Troy Harder \| Undercover Lover

Multiplayer characters	Anton \| Anton \| Boris \| Georgi \| Igor \| Ivo \| Juliet \| Sergey \| Vanya \| Vasil

News reporters	Jenny Acorn \| TJ Barry \| John Chesapeake \| Leslie Mitchell \| Richie Score \| S Fiona Scott \| Tony Smith \| Michael Wayne \| Eugene White \| Mike Whitley \| Mary Williamson

Mentioned characters	Yusuf Amir \| Giovanni Ancelotti \| Jon Atkinson \| Bao \| Milica Bellic \| Jacquise Benson \| Adam Biggs \| Mitt Burrows \| Sonny Cangelosi \| Jimmy Cast \| Marty Daniels \| Mrs. Dawkins \| Tyler Dixon \| Dmitar \| Dragan \| Mark Eastman \| Felipe \| Mitt Fitzsimmons \| Sam Flowers \| Mr. Forge \| Mrs. Forge \| Doris Fung \| Julian Glockwell \| Goran \| Crow \| Barry Griffin \| Rod Hardman \| Lisa Marice Harvey \| Martin Hawes \| Hernan \| Horatio Humboldt \| Konstantin \| Nick Lancaster \| Joe Lawton \| Senator Lawton \| Patrick Ligner \| Lenny Macelton \| Katt Maguire \| Charles Martin \| Andriy Maximov \| Kerry McIntosh \| Mr. McReary \| Tony McTony \| Vito Menotti \| Mijo \| Chuck Montresse \| Tony Mountebank \| Samantha Muldoon \| Natasha \| Fred Nelson \| Brian O'Toole \| Cloe Parker \| Kenny Petrovic \| Zorba Philippidis \| Siobhan Phillips \| Tom Pireni \| Thomas Piretta \| Anthony Pizzerelli \| Councilman Rodgers \| Ali Scatz \| Congressman Shilton \| Natalya Shironova \| Dick Shyster \| Kirk Simplex \| Larissa Slalom \| Kirk Stapleton \| Mila Tadic \| Jenni Taylor \| Wayne Tearson \| Albert Thomas \| Henry Thornsteen \| Lenny Tinderman \| Tremaine \| Triad 1 \| Reed Tucker \| Gloria Unsworth \| Philips Van Der Philip \| Alfonso Vasquez \| January Natasha Vasquez \| Mrs. Vasquez \| Pete Vassal \| Mario Venturella \| Brian Vesuvius \| Fredo Volpe \| Mark Volpe \| Jill Von Crastenburg \| Dr. Steven Von Singer \| Miss Weinstock \| Traci Wilson \| Darius Wolfe \| Mr. Wong \| Park Young-Guk \| President Zane

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