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Jill Von Crastenburg | Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family (an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]). She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Richie Nicole Richie's] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton Paris Hilton] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | ||
Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City]] party circuit. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown]] [[Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | |||
In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of [[Grand Theft Auto IV|GTA IV]] she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] (a video sharing site akin to YouTube) but was removed from the site | |||
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college droput, but they confirm that she is still in her teens. | |||
====Fame and wealth==== | |||
The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along [[Owl Creek Ave]] in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. They also own a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Culombus Ave]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]]. | |||
Like her ''worst best friend'' [[Cloe Parker]], Jill enjoy's all the perks of being a billionaire heiress living in [[Liberty City]] like recieving a free [[Grotti]] sports car every christmas from the dealership and receiving a ''lifetime supply'' of food from any [[Burger Shot]] outlet in the American North-East (excluding [[Alderney]] the ''Freak State''). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist'' and just like all the other ''DIY Debutante's'' featured on [[I'm Rich]], Jill's extravagance goes as far as having erotic images painted on her bedroom wall by a celebrity artist and owning a fleet of luxury sport cars and having a ''flying rabbit'' as her pet. Jill is also a debutante | |||
she is set to host a reality TV show ''America's Sexiest Terrorist'' | |||
==LCPD Database information== | ==LCPD Database information== | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*She is the only minor listed in the [[LCPD Database]]. | *She is the only minor listed in the [[LCPD Database]]. | ||
*Her parents own a mansion along [[Owl Creek Ave]], the exact-same street as her best friend [[Cloe Parker]] and her parents live on | *Her parents own a mansion along [[Owl Creek Ave]], the exact-same street as her best friend [[Cloe Parker]] and her parents live on | ||
*Jill is likely based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress Amanda Hearst, despite being over a decade younger then her real-life couterpart they do resemble eachother | *Jill is likely based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress Amanda Hearst, despite being over a decade younger then her real-life couterpart they do resemble eachother | ||
Revision as of 02:07, 25 April 2010
| Jill Von Crastenburg | |
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| Appearances | [[Appearance::Grand Theft Auto IV]] |
| Full Name | Jill Von Crastenburg |
| Gender | Gender::Female |
| Date of Birth | 1995 |
| Place of Birth | Liberty City |
| Age Now | 29 |
| Nationality | American |
| Home | Alderney |
| Family |
Mr. Von Crastenburg (father) Mrs. Von Crastenburg (mother) |
| Vehicles | Turismo |
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Jill Von Crastenburg is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Background and personality
Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family (an old-money family of New England said to own half of The Exchange in Algonquin). She is the best friend of Cloe Parker, a parody of Nicole Richie's (Jill's counterpart) friendship with Paris Hilton (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior.
Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the Liberty City party circuit. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a Downtown Los Santos supermarket and walking down the street in San Fierro)
In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an Opium Nights valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on Electric Tit (a video sharing site akin to YouTube) but was removed from the site
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to Our Own Reality she is a college droput, but they confirm that she is still in her teens.
Fame and wealth
The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along Owl Creek Ave in Westdyke, Alderney. They also own a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along Culombus Ave in the Middle Park East area of Algonquin. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to I'm Rich. Like her worst best friend Cloe Parker, Jill enjoy's all the perks of being a billionaire heiress living in Liberty City like recieving a free Grotti sports car every christmas from the dealership and receiving a lifetime supply of food from any Burger Shot outlet in the American North-East (excluding Alderney the Freak State). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled America's Sexiest Terrorist and just like all the other DIY Debutante's featured on I'm Rich, Jill's extravagance goes as far as having erotic images painted on her bedroom wall by a celebrity artist and owning a fleet of luxury sport cars and having a flying rabbit as her pet. Jill is also a debutante she is set to host a reality TV show America's Sexiest Terrorist
LCPD Database information
Surname: Von Crastenburg
First Name: Jill
Age: 13
Place of Birth: Algonquin, Liberty City
Affiliations: N/A
Criminal Record:
- 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
- 2007 - Public Lewdness
Notes:
- Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
- Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
- History of drug and alcohol abuse.
- A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the GTA IV internet.
- Best friends with fellow heiresses Cloe Parker and Kayla Paulo
Trivia
- She is the only minor listed in the LCPD Database.
- Her parents own a mansion along Owl Creek Ave, the exact-same street as her best friend Cloe Parker and her parents live on
- Jill is likely based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress Amanda Hearst, despite being over a decade younger then her real-life couterpart they do resemble eachother
- A pedestrian strongly resembling Jill can be seem sometimes in the middle of Star Junction standing next to a black Stretch (although this can just be a flook)