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'''Kirk Simplex''' is a | |image = KirkSimplex-GTAIV.png | ||
|game_1 = GTA IV | |||
|size = 250x250px | |||
|name = Kirk Simplex | |||
|aka = | |||
|status = Alive | |||
|gender = M | |||
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|dod = | |||
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|home = | |||
|nationality = United States | |||
|family = [[Samantha Muldoon]] (<small>ex-wife</small>) | |||
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|businesses = | |||
|occupation = Hedge fund manager | |||
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}} | |||
'''Kirk Simplex''' is a character in the [[HD Universe]] who is mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | |||
==Character history== | |||
Kirk Simplex is, in [[2008]], a hedge fund manager who made [[Money|$]]3 billion in 2008 alone. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He once bought eight different historic [[United Kingdom|English]] castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases. | |||
==Trivia== | |||
*His marriage to Samantha Muldoon, along with other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, is possibly meant to mock [[:wp:Britney Spears#2004-2007: Compilation albums, personal struggles and Blackout|Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage]] to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers. | |||
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