Kirk Simplex: Difference between revisions

VisualWikitext
No edit summary
No edit summary
 
(3 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{infobox character|
|image = KirkSimplex-GTAIV.png
|game_1 = GTA IV
|size = 250x250px
|name = Kirk Simplex
|aka =
|status = Alive
|gender = M
|dob =
|pob =
|dod =
|dod-comment =
|home =
|nationality = United States
|family = [[Samantha Muldoon]] (<small>ex-wife</small>)
|affiliations =
|vehicles =
|businesses =
|occupation = Hedge fund manager
|voice =
}}
'''Kirk Simplex''' is a character in the [[HD Universe]] who is mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].


[[File:KirkSimplex-GTAIV.png|thumb|Photo of Kirk Simplex]]
==Character history==
'''Kirk Simplex''' is a hedge fund manager in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. In 2008 alone, he had made $3 billion. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes (among other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, this is possibly meant to mock [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_spears#2004.E2.80.932005:_Marriages.2C_religion.2C_first_child_and_compilation_albums Britney Spears's 55-hour marriage] to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers). He once bought eight different historic English castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.
Kirk Simplex is, in [[2008]], a hedge fund manager who made [[Money|$]]3 billion in 2008 alone. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He once bought eight different historic [[United Kingdom|English]] castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.


{{GTA IV Characters}}
==Trivia==
*His marriage to Samantha Muldoon, along with other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, is possibly meant to mock [[:wp:Britney Spears#2004-2007: Compilation albums, personal struggles and Blackout|Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage]] to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers.
 
{{Navboxes
|title= Navigation
|list1={{characters|state=collapsed}}
{{Gtaiv characters|state=collapsed}}
}}
[[Category:Characters|Simplex, Kirk]]
[[Category:Characters|Simplex, Kirk]]
[[Category:Characters in GTA IV|Simplex, Kirk]]
[[Category:Characters in GTA IV|Simplex, Kirk]]
[[Category:Characters in HD Universe|Simplex, Kirk]]
[[Category:Unseen Characters|Simplex, Kirk]]

Latest revision as of 01:01, 9 December 2014

Character
Kirk Simplex
{{{caption}}}
{{{caption}}}
Appearances GTA IV
Full Name Kirk Simplex
Status

Alive

Gender Gender::Male
Nationality American
Family Samantha Muldoon (ex-wife)
Occupation Hedge fund manager
ADVERTISEMENT

Kirk Simplex is a character in the HD Universe who is mentioned in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Character history

Kirk Simplex is, in 2008, a hedge fund manager who made $3 billion in 2008 alone. He married Samantha Muldoon, which lasted twenty minutes. He once bought eight different historic English castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.

Trivia

  • His marriage to Samantha Muldoon, along with other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, is possibly meant to mock Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers.
Retrieved from ‘https://www.grandtheftwiki.com/index.php?title=Kirk_Simplex&oldid=411432’