Dildo Dodo

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Dildo Dodo
Steve Scott telling Tommy Vercetti that they can not distribute the posters for their upcoming adult film because people are too 'unimaginative'.

Steve Scott telling Tommy Vercetti that they can not distribute the posters for their upcoming adult film because people are too 'unimaginative'.
Game GTA Vice City
For Steve Scott
Target Distribute posters for Steve Scott's upcoming film.
Location Prawn Island, Vice City
Fail Death of Tommy Vercetti
Arrest of Tommy Vercetti
Destruction of the Skimmer
Running out of fuel
Reward $2,000
Unlocks Skimmer
Martha's Mug Shot
Unlocked by Recruitment Drive

Dildo Dodo is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by porn film director Steve Scott at the InterGlobal Films studio in Prawn Island, Vice City.


Tommy Vercetti stops at the InterGlobal Films studio to learn of the upcoming films progress. Steve Scott, the films director, tells him that actresses Candy Suxxx and Mercedes Cortez have been brilliant and that they're preparing to film the boat scenes tomorrow, with Tommy reminding Scott that there won't be giant sharks in the film. Tommy asks if Scott has printed the promotional leaflets but hears that they are not allowed to distribute them as people are "unimaginative". Vercetti tells Scott that he has his plans and enters a Skimmer parked on the water by the studio. Vercetti then flies across Vice City's main island Downtown, Little Haiti, Little Havana, Escobar International Airport, and Viceport neighborhoods, dropping the promotional leaflets across various parts of the neighborhoods.


Tommy Vercetti: How's filming going, Steve?

Steve Scott: Well, Candy is a natural and that new girl - she's insatiable! She went through half the cast and crew before I even took a light reading. Anyway, hey, tomorrow we're going on location to shoot the boat scenes.

Tommy Vercetti: Boat scenes?! What boat scenes?!

Steve Scott: The fishermen are the throes of passion when this giant shark comes in.

Tommy Vercetti: What'd I say about the giant shark?

Steve Scott: Oh, boy.

Tommy Vercetti: I said, "NO GIANT SHARK", alright? Just keep the cameras pointed at the poontang!

Steve Scott: Ok ok, hey Tommy, a guy's gotta try, right?

Tommy Vercetti: Get those flyers printed up?

Steve Scott: Yeah, but nobody's gonna let us distribute those things, I mean they're just too, uh, they're unimaginative.

Tommy Vercetti: You don't worry about that. I've got my own ideas of distribution.

Steve Scott: O.K. Hey, Candy, uh - in my trailer.


The rewards for completing this mission is $2,000 and a Skimmer parked at the studio's jetty. The mission Martha's Mug Shot is unlocked. Also, from this mission on, fliers for the movie Bite will appear all over Vice City.


See also

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