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'''The Shoulder of Orion II''' is a film in the [[HD Universe]], which was released in [[1992]] by the [[Richards Majestic]] studio. The film was directed by [[Barry Andrews]] and was produced by [[Solomon Richards]]. The film is the sequel to the successful film [[The Shoulder of Orion I]]. | '''The Shoulder of Orion II''' is a film in the [[HD Universe]], which was released in [[1992]] by the [[Richards Majestic]] studio. The film was directed by [[Barry Andrews]] and [[Adam Rowney, Jr.]], and was produced by [[Solomon Richards]]. The film is the sequel to the successful film [[The Shoulder of Orion I]]. | ||
==Cast== | == Cast and crew== | ||
*[[Jane Arthur]] | ; Cast | ||
*[[John Bison]] | * [[Jane Arthur]] | ||
* [[John Bison]] | |||
==Classicvinewood.com's description== | ; Crew | ||
* [[Barry Andrews]] (<small>director</small>) | |||
* [[Solomon Richards]] (<small>producer</small>) | |||
* [[Adam Rowney, Jr.]] (<small>director</small>) | |||
* [[Andrew Victoria]] (<small>screenplay</small>) | |||
* [[Sheldon Walker]] (<small>executive producer</small>) | |||
== Classicvinewood.com's description == | |||
{{quote|"It's time to fight to the end. Again."<br /> | {{quote|"It's time to fight to the end. Again."<br /> | ||
Directed by Barry Andrews, "Shoulder of Orion II" capitalized on the huge success of "Shoulder of Orion I" by rehashing the original more or less scene-for-scene. Plasma beams are switched for acid rays, lizard-aliens are switched for canivorous plant-aliens (who luckily speak English), but the movie is essentially identical, just executed with slightly lower quality across the board. The multiracial crew of Warrocket 1 must save Planet Earth from extinction and deliver as many one-lines as possible doing it. The movie completely rips off the old radio show "[[The Time Ranger|Time Ranger]]" in that the crew of the show can travel through time by masturbating. Like most crappy movies of the 1980s and 1990s, the passage of time has transformed it into a cult classic and nerds still congregate in dark theaters today to masturbate with the actors on screem during a 20-minute time travel space battle.}} | Directed by Barry Andrews, "Shoulder of Orion II" capitalized on the huge success of "Shoulder of Orion I" by rehashing the original more or less scene-for-scene. Plasma beams are switched for acid rays, lizard-aliens are switched for canivorous plant-aliens (who luckily speak English), but the movie is essentially identical, just executed with slightly lower quality across the board. The multiracial crew of Warrocket 1 must save Planet Earth from extinction and deliver as many one-lines as possible doing it. The movie completely rips off the old radio show "[[The Time Ranger|Time Ranger]]" in that the crew of the show can travel through time by masturbating. Like most crappy movies of the 1980s and 1990s, the passage of time has transformed it into a cult classic and nerds still congregate in dark theaters today to masturbate with the actors on screem during a 20-minute time travel space battle.}} | ||
==Classicvinewood.com's comments== | == Classicvinewood.com's comments == | ||
*beadlyjibe (8/10): Barry Andrews such an underrated director. He reinvented 1980s Vinewood. | * beadlyjibe (8/10): Barry Andrews such an underrated director. He reinvented 1980s Vinewood. | ||
*mommystate (3/10): Andrews was a rentboy. He swallowed 1980s Vinewood. | * mommystate (3/10): Andrews was a rentboy. He swallowed 1980s Vinewood. | ||
*richardsfan45 (4/10): Invasion: Los Santos craps all over The Shoulder of Orion 2 | * richardsfan45 (4/10): Invasion: Los Santos craps all over The Shoulder of Orion 2 | ||
*waynoway7 (7/10): "Pluto? I said Mars... cocksucker!" So badass! | * waynoway7 (7/10): "Pluto? I said Mars... cocksucker!" So badass! | ||
*enemyemily (5/10): I watched the [[Yuppie and the Alien (film)|Yuppie and the Alien]] movie the other day. It's tragic how hard Solomon Richards has sold out. | * enemyemily (5/10): I watched the [[Yuppie and the Alien (film)|Yuppie and the Alien]] movie the other day. It's tragic how hard Solomon Richards has sold out. | ||
==Trivia== | == Trivia == | ||
*The "Pluto? I said Mars... cocksucker!" line is used by [[Solomon Richards]] during the mission [[Mr. Richards]] with [[Michael De Santa]] correctly remembering the quote is from The Shoulder of Orion II. The quote itself may be a reference to the [[2012]] film [[:wp:John Carter (film)|John Carter]], which had been called ''John Carter of Mars'' during production before the "of Mars" section was removed. | * The "Pluto? I said Mars... cocksucker!" line is used by [[Solomon Richards]] during the mission [[Mr. Richards]] with [[Michael De Santa]] correctly remembering the quote is from The Shoulder of Orion II. The quote itself may be a reference to the [[2012]] film [[:wp:John Carter (film)|John Carter]], which had been called ''John Carter of Mars'' during production before the "of Mars" section was removed. | ||
*The film may be a parody of the [[1986]] film [[:wp:Aliens (film)|Aliens]]. | |||
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