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==MF1AUD (98)==
'''Elizabeta''': Anyways, the can ain't so bad. I got a nice little cellmate.


==A Dish Served Cold==
'''Bernie''': Being Deputy Mayor has to have some use, doesn't it?
* A man is on the boat, watch for him.
* Dimitri don't want to see you.
* Dimitri say I have to kill you now, too bad.
* Get out of here, we don't need no more hands.
* He is going for Dimitri.
* Hey, you ain't got no business here.
* I got orders that says you don't come on this ship.
* I promised myself I wouldn't kill nobody today. By coming on ship, you have made me break promise!
* I told you to piss off.
* Protect Dimitri and the heroin.
* Secure the cargo hold. There is an unknown on the ship.
* Secure the hold, secure cargo hold. Enter lock down.
* Secure the shipment, lock down the cargo hold.
* There is an intruder on the ship.
* We have an intruder on the ship, beware.
* We have intruder, lock down cargo hold.
* We must stop him from getting into the hold.
* You don't belong here, Slav.
* You had the warning, now you get the bullets.
* You should have listened you dumb Slav, now you dead.


==A Long Way to Fall==
'''Niko''': Bernie - how are you?
* Who the fuck are you?


==A Revenger's Tragedy==
'''Niko''': Come on, Bernie. Don't be such a drama quee... a drama... a drama person.
* Cha, dat are some dangerous shit.
* Cha, Dimitri lose us and ting.
* Cha, him always get away from us.
* Climb in, Niko.
* Come on, how's this guy still alive? Kill him.
* Come on, Niko. Grab on.
* Come on, Niko. You need fe get under me chopper. Grab on!
* Dat's what friends are for ya know, rasta.
* Dimitri Rascalov, I'm coming for you!
* Dimitri still out dere, ya know. We can get him still, ya know.
* Dis is for Roman.
* Dis over for ya, ya bumba clot.
* Dis ras clot be too high fe shoot from down here.
* Don't worry, rasta. Dere's gonna be another opportunity, and I gwan get him for Roman.
* Feel me teeth, Dimitri.
* Get closer to di chopper so I and I can get to dis ras clot.
* Get closer to me chopper Niko. You need fe grab on.
* Get into the chopper, Niko.
* Get lower so I and I can punish him raas!
* Get me in closer fe shoot di ras clot.
* Get under me chopper, Niko.
* Get up inna here.
* Get up so me can get some shots in , Niko.
* Get we in closer so we can kill di bumb clot.
* He getting away!
* He is only one Slav, you powerful Americans must be able to kill him.
* Hey Russians. Fucking whack this guy already.
* Hold on, Jacob. We're going down!
* I ain't close enough fe take out di bumba clot down, yet.
* I am not waiting to find him as long as I waited for Darko Brevic.
* I an' I is too low. Get me some height.
* I can't be doing no shooting from above. Get down.
* I can't catch a ras clot if we crash, ya know, Niko.
* I don't trust these fucking Russian crooks. They're all gangsters.
* I hope you ain't killing this guy because he sounds funny too.
* I need fe get up fe shoot him, come on.
* I never thought I'd be working with the reds.
* I think we're in trouble. Hold onto something.
* I thought you were big bad Mafia, why do you need our help to kill this Slav?
* If I had got onto the chopper, shit. Dimitri must still be in Liberty City.
* Jacob, I lost Dimitri. He's still out there.
* Jump up, me breda. Do it.
* Keep your eyes dem open, Niko.
* Land pon de island, make sure him dead.
* Make sure it is Russian bullet that kill this idiot.
* Me can't shoot at Dimitri from up here. Bring it down.
* Me can't shoot di bumba clot from back here, ya know.
* Me get de dogheart. Dimitri's chopper gwan down pon the island.
* Me need fe take out him engine, get close.
* Niko, watch where you flying.
* Piece of shit... eat hard metal!
* Rasta, you need fe get closer.
* Rhaatid, dat was close.
* Rhaatid, we nearly had him.
* Roman dead because of you!
* Something ain't right about these commies. Why ain't they killed him yet?
* Stop fucking around out there, Niko. Get in.
* Thanks for coming to get me, Jacob. I thought he was getting away.
* The Russians pissed this guy off, they should kill him.
* There's something up with that Dimitri guy.
* These idiot gangsters are gonna lose this fight for us.
* These Ruskies better not try and screw the Peg.
* We do not want to take any chances.
* We got too much altitude, Niko. Get lower.
* We must still be able to find him.
* We need to get him soon. Goodbye, Jacob.
* We need to have some height so me can shoot him, Niko.
* We will show these Americans how real men fight.
* We're gonna crash, Jacob. Hold on!
* What you doing? Get in.
* Ya a mafia don, ya know, Niko. Take control of this ting. You got de flying skills.
* Ya ain't going anywhere, ya ras clot.
* You going down, Dimitri.
* You need fe grab on to me chopper, Niko.
* You stupid Americans better not get us killed.
* You too high, rasta. Bring it down.


==Babysitting==
'''Niko''': Cryptic, Derrick. The suspense is killing me. Thanks.
* A whole lot of money and a good Korean kid ain't around no more because of you.
* Bastards.
* Check aft... behind... the rear.
* Check right, me man.
* Check right, Niko.
* Check the portside.
* Christ alive, they're attacking from the shoreline.
* Christ, the notes may be fake but these bullets ain't. Get close to Kim.
* Come on, get 'em.
* Come on, me boy. Get closer to Kim.
* Damn, looks lie Kim's fish food.
* Dead ahead, me boy.
* Don't leave him alone out there, Niko.
* Don't shoot Kim. The fucking notes might catch fire.
* Don't worry Kim, we're looking after you.
* Drop that chopper, Niko. Come on.
* Eyes aft, Niko.
* Eyes left.
* Eyes to the front, man.
* Eyes to the starboard bow.
* Fuck you all.
* Fuck! You'd think the Coastguard has drowning kids to save.
* Fuck, he's come all this way and it looks like he's gonna end up in the drink.
* Fuck, imagine who'd turn up if it was real notes he was bringing into the country.
* Fuck, that boat ain't looking too fresh.
* Get closer to him, Niko.
* Get me back to land. I'll give you a call.
* Get over it, Derrick. He was a smuggler and the cash was fake. I'll see you around.
* Good thing the DTs ain't come in yet.
* Here come some Fed boats.
* He's earning that money alright.
* He's going to wish he never left home.
* He's paying for protection, Niko. Protect him, why don't ya.
* He's taking a beating.
* Him and them notes ain't gonna do shit for us no more. Let's go back to land.
* Hold tight, Kim.
* I ain't burnt out yet.
* I ain't going for a swim with ya, Niko. Later on.
* I don't reckon he's gonna hold up much longer.
* I don't reckon this vessel will hold up much longer.
* I guess I'm driving myself back. Bye.
* I guess someone tipped these guys off.
* I guess these guys want a slice of Kim's pie.
* I may be jonesing but I can still shoot straigh.
* I never get tired of this shit!
* I think we're springing some leaks.
* I thought you was taking me to the coast? See ya, man.
* I wasn't prepared for this type of attack.
* I wouldn't fuck with you, Niko.
* Incoming. More fucking Coastguard.
* It ain't personal.
* Jesus, helicopters ain't my idea of fun.
* Jesus, I think this ship's about to go down with us in it.
* Jesus, Niko. Don't let him hang like this.
* Jesus. Here are the reinforcements.
* Kim ain't looking too good.
* Kim needs help, Niko.
* Kim, we got you and them notes looked after.
* Look out, they're coming from behind.
* Look right, me bow.
* Looks like we're about to end up in the drink, Niko.
* McRearys don't fuck about.
* Meet me at the jetty off a Rand Avenue. I need some help with something.
* More on the coast. They really want to take us down.
* Nice one, me boy.
* Niko, me boy. Packie tells me you got some sea legs on ya.
* Not such a warm welcome, is it?
* Nothing like thieves thieving off a thieves.
* On the right, boy.
* Port. Port. Look left.
* Right in front of us, Niko.
* Shit, can't they let us go about our activities in peace.
* Shit, Derrick. You sound almost like a human being. I might just see you there.
* Shit, I think he ain't gonna last much longer.
* Shit, it's an air raid.
* Shit, look to the rear.
* Shit, Niko. Our boat's about to fall apart.
* Shit, Niko. The Korean and his notes need our help.
* Shit, there goes pay day. At least he died rich, eh?
* Shit, they off to the left.
* Shit, we let the poor kid down.
* Shit. They're on the coastline. Can't even dock here.
* Sink those bastards.
* Sorry, fella.
* Thank you.
* Thanks.
* That ain't good news. Take me back to land.
* That's what everyone in this country wants, right?
* The bastards are firing from the shore.
* The fucks have gone airborne.
* The old dog still got some tricks.
* They got the whole navy tonight!
* They're behind us.
* They're buzzing us like hornets up there. Christ.
* They're coming at us head on, Niko.
* They're off of the fore deck.
* They're on the left.
* They're punishing him out there.
* Think of them Notes, Niko. Protect Kim's boat.
* This is a full on land and sea assault.
* This is nothing, Kim. You and them notes are gonna be fine.
* This is what gets me out of bed in the morning!
* Watch it, we're meant to be protection Kim, not sinking him.
* You can't leave those notes out there without protection, Niko.
* You got a fucking death wish?
* You got in me way.
* You know how to handle yourself, Niko.
* You trying to fucking sink us?
* You were meant to use that on choppers. Not the guy we're protection.


==Bleed Out==
'''Derrick''': Don't mention it.
* Back off.
* Dardan's left his car, he trying to get away on foot.
* Go after him, finish him off. I would do it but I'm hurt, you know? Urgh.
* Hey Dardan, you missed your party.
* Hey, that's a nice view.
* I won't take no shits.
* I'm on my way, Roman.
* Motherfucker!
* Motherfucker.
* My cab, Niko. The cab is fucked.
* Nice one, cousin. Drive back to the depot, these bruises are starting to really hurt.
* Niko, come help me... quickly.
* Niko, get here quickly. This is getting out of hand.
* Piece of crap
* Screw you.
* Stay down, fat man.
* We shall see. I have reasons to remember it.
* We're coming for you, Dardan.
* You better not try to get up, fatty.
* You better run fast.
* You're not going anywhere.


==Bull in a China Shop==
'''Elizabeta''': Fucking prison payphones. Niko?
* Big man with the big bat. I so impressed.
* But you know that there is nothing stopping me from coming back here and smashing it in your face.
* Come to the bar.
* Fine.
* For the record, I don't take orders from Vlad. I'm just doing a favor for my cousin.
* From people like me.
* Hello, you got some nice stuff in here.
* Hey, don't hurt me. Vlad say you too stupid to understand his orders.
* I can smell you too.
* I did what you said, I got your money.
* I don't give no shit about you Russians.
* I gave him the vodka.
* I hope you don't mind.
* I paid you all the money I had. There's no more.
* I thought you were protecting me now?
* I will give you a bottle of vodka now to apologize for what I did.
* If you give a shit about your fatty cousin's debt then I've got some more work for you.
* Ok, this not so funny no more.
* Seems careless to not be paying Vlad his protection money?
* Smash, smash, smash. You boring me.
* Stupid man, you wasting your time.
* Take this bottle of Cherenkov. Say you're sorry and you won't do it again.
* That means don't fucking hurt him, alright. Hear me now?
* What are you doing hurting my friends, yokel? You trying to make me mad?
* What are you doing? I pay you already.
* You kissed and made up, that's sweet.
* You know what, Vlad. I wanted that vodka all to myself, so I got rid of the shop owner.
* You pathetic halfwit, what if I decide to get rid of your cousin when I next pay him a visit. Shit.
* Your arm starting to hurt already? I get tired just watching you.
* You're deaf as well as stupid. That's good to know, yokel. I said scare him, don't hurt him.


==Buoys Ahoy==
'''Elizabeta''': Have fun on the outside, Niko! Look after your cousin and Mallorie.
* ''This is a message from Dimitri Rascalov.''
* ''We got you.''
* Ahhhh.
* Ahhhhhh! Bryce's boat.
* By the water, Niko. Be the waves. Catch them.
* Bryce's boat is as well, practically.
* Bryce's boat.
* Channel your anger, Niko. Catch up to them.
* Come on, Niko. Put this thing into overdrive.
* Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
* Dimitri Rascalov sends his regards.
* Do not be fucking with Dimitri Rascalov.
* Do you think they'll notice that?
* Does this look like the type of place we could hang out, Bernie?
* Get me to the coast. I'm done with this.
* Giving it to them from behind.
* Hey Bernie, are we cool to stop around here?
* Hey Bernie, I'm going to stop here. That cool with you?
* His wife is getting on his back about yours truly -
* How many knots are you doing, Niko?
* I like them tight but not that tight.
* I think she suspects. It's a nightmare.
* I wanted to get a tan, not a burn.
* I'm at the Pier in Fishmarket South. I need you... now.
* I'm definitely not saying I took this now.
* I've got to get the bitch her dingy. Good luck.
* I've heard of mud packs but that river is practically sewage.
* Move it, sister.
* My feet need to feel solid ground, Niko.
* My hair's going go to go all frizzy.
* Niko. Jesus. Niko.
* Niko, they're getting away.
* Ohhhh.
* Ruler of the high seas, Niko Bellic.
* Shit, Bernie, you're in trouble. I'll be there.
* Shoot them.
* Snap to it, sailor. You're losing them.
* So long sailor.
* So long, sailor. Bernie has a lot of explaining to do.
* Take them.
* That cannot be good for your skin.
* That singed my eyebrows.
* The bitch ain't gonna be happy.
* The bitch and her brats will never forgive him. Thanks, Niko.
* The life at sea is not for me. take me back to terra firma.
* There she blows.
* They're getting away.
* They're gone, Bernie.
* They're in our sights.
* They're leagues ahead, sweetie. What are you doing?
* This isn't good.
* Uh oh.
* We've got them.
* We're losing them.
* You can handle this, right? I need to give Bryce his boat.
* You'll catch something.
* You've got more important things to do than backstroke.


==Call and Collect==
'''Bernie''': He can't worry about losing me as well.
* Ahh, shit. You're the guy.
* At least not tomorrow night that is. I'm watching you.
* Be cool.
* Hey, wait a second. Shit.
* I don't got all day.
* I don't, but no one else does either. They're under the water along with the guy that had them.
* I just wanted the money.
* I shouldn't a got involved.
* I was just talking to you.
* I'll get rid of them, let me live.
* I'm in over my head.
* Peace, dude. Chill!
* Shit, he clearly wants this stuff on the news.
* Something's wrong here.
* Tell me you got the stuff?
* That's a weight off my mind. You don't need to be worrying about me knocking on your door in the middle of the night.
* There are other copies. Don't do this.
* This isn't going to end with my death.
* This isn't right.
* Wouldn't it be easier just to pay?
* You're right there.


==Catch the Wave==
'''Bernie''': He got the jealous face. The green eyed monster, jealous face just took over.
* I'll see you at the docks in North Holland, Niko.
* Shit Niko, what we meant to do with a boat on dry land?
* That coke's lost. It's lost to us, man. Later.
* We need some wheels.
* We're taking this C to the docks in North Holland. Come on.


==Clean Getaway==
'''Bernie''': He says that this Dimitri guy blackmailing him is stressful enough.
* Get your ass up on out of there.
* How am I gonna make money without my car?
* I don't even like strawberries!
* I don't owe Vlad shit.
* Like I said, that's Jimmy's ride.
* Only Jimmy sits in that seat, cracker.
* Vlad can fuck off.


==Deconstruction for Beginners==
'''Bernie''': He told me he'd do everything he could to find Darko for us.
* Can't nobody fuck with your ass.
* Damn, money. I thought you was gonna do this shit for sure.
* Damn, son. You got him good.
* He shoots, he scores.
* I guess you can see that the guy got away.
* I left some heat for you in that car, money. Pop the trunk and take what you need.
* I wouldn't want you after my ass.
* I'm going to call Mr. Yusuf Amir, tell him the good news.
* Keep an eye on that wannabe asshole...
* Looks like that's the last of them. Now you just need to get the hell out of there, money.
* Make sure they dead.
* Nice ride, son. Let's roll.
* Not exactly going to be turning them heads, is it?
* Punish them bitches, for real.
* Shit, you dangerous, boy.
* Shit, you one hardcore motherfucker.
* Show them punkass bitches they be fucking with a businessman.
* The cat going to be back. Hit me up later.
* That fool got taken down.
* That shit looked bad.
* That some crazy shit.
* That's gotta hurt.
* Three pointer at the buzzer.
* What have we here?
* What the fuck's he tryin' to prove?
* What you doin', motherfucker? We need us a ride.
* What you doing? Get that motherfucker, motherfucker.
* Whooooa...
* Yo, can you hear me, player? The thing best be working for your sake.
* Yo, you definitely is from Eastern Europe. Driving this shit.
* You alright, money?
* You just take that shit in your stride.
* You one loco motherfucker.
* You the right man for this job, money.


==Dining Out==
'''Derrick''': Honest truth is, I've been dosed since that meeting in the park.
* Come back here, we are closed, dick face.
* Come back here dick face. You'll get fucked up in there.
* Get out way.
* Get outta here with your gun, dick face.
* Hey, watch it man.
* How about you and me do some serious carb loading bro?
* I goot friend of that junkie, remember?
* Look where you're going.
* Me and that junkie real close, please.
* Move it, stupid.
* Niko, it's Brucie baby.
* No do this.
* Please no do this, mister. I have a lot of American money.
* Please, don't.
* Shit man, I can't. I'm already on my way to a Korean place.
* Some other time, okay?
* We closed and we don't want no trouble. Get out.
* What the fuck?
* You don't want to go in there. We're not some normal restaurant.
* You going to have to take that thing outside.


==Do You Have Protection==
'''Niko''': How?
* A freak like you should get neutered.
* But in ways that will make money. Come back to my house.
* Cleaned us out.
* Come on, find a car.
* Control yourself, okay?
* Do you think that I am not to be obeyed? Come back to see me.
* Don't fuck around in here.
* Faustin, things got difficult in the shop. I left Dimitri there to deal with it.
* Fuck you all.
* Fucking control yourself.
* Get some transport and take us to Dillon Street in Schottler.
* Great.
* Have a heart.
* Help. Please, no.
* His wife, she is a mess. And he does not let up on me. We need the old Mikhail back.
* I got carried away and fired all my bullets. Sorry.
* I hurt the guy who works there.
* I think you are safe. For the moment at least.
* I told you to shot him in the leg. It matters little. Let's get out of here.
* I'm fucking big time, bitches. I'm gonna be a star.
* I'm just in this for the bitches. I don't wanna get hurt! Please. Please. Come on.
* I'm special. I'm different.
* In my experience... most people, once they change, they stay that way.
* Mikhail is not most people. He was a great man.
* Mikhail seems to go after those close to him, like Illyena.
* Motherfuckers, you're not treating me like that. I'm a player.
* Mr. Faustin, I couldn't do what you wanted me to.
* Mr. Faustin, I don't think you should use that gun shop no more.
* Mr. Faustin, I got a little out of control in the shop, people were hurt.
* No, I'm not. I was trying to tell you.
* Oh God.
* Please, go get us some wheels. I haven't the energy.
* Point the gun at that guy to his left, Niko.
* Silence this punk, Niko.
* Take me to Perestroika, Mikhail's club.
* They breed 'em funny where you're from.
* This ain't right.
* This is my show.
* This is what you are for, Bellic. To hurt people for me.
* What the fuck are you doing?
* What the hell did you do that for? How are we supposed to make them pay up now?
* You ain't nothing.
* You are testing my patience, Bellic.
* You are the one who should be taking Dimitri's sedatives, not me.
* You can't even hit him in the leg. He has earned at least. Let's go.
* You don't know what I can do.
* Your cousins back in Eastern Europe do this for practically nothing, undercutting us.


==Dust off==
'''Derrick''': I don't know if you'd heard Niko, but Kim, the Korean kid we brought into the country, got taken down.
* Abort. Abort.
* Bellic, I am not a man you want to disappoint on a regular basis. Don't make a habit of this.
* but your setting me up with that Michelle woman has meant that I am chasing a helicopter through the streets of Algonquin.
* Come to see me.
* Get away from that.
* Get out of here. We have got real trouble on the ground.
* He's trying to take the chopper.
* Hey man, it's me.
* Is too hot down here. Get out.
* Roman, I really wish I could go bowling.
* Sorry, but I didn't get a hold of that chopper.
* This does not feel correct.
* Want to go bowling?
* We can't all have fun. I'll talk to you later.
* We need to get hold of it. Follow it.
* We need to get hold of it. Make sure you have a vehicle and follow it.
* What's this guy up to?


==Escuela of the Streets==
'''Bernie''': I don't know. I think he's tried everything he could.
* Get some wheels so we can chase this sucker.
* He gonna see you standing, you right there.
* He stopped at the red.
* How you gonna follow him without a car?
* How'd you let him get away? Man, shit.
* I don't know how we tailing him without wheels.
* I don't think we sent an invitation to this punk. Eject him from the party.
* I thought you had passion in your veins, man.
* Man, I thought you was serious about cleaning up these streets, man.
* Man, it's almost like you want this scum on the streets.
* Rojo, rojo. Hit the brakes, man.
* Shit, man. I thought you were the streets man. We need to tail him.
* Shit, you look obvious being that close without a car, man.
* Shit. He stopped again. Hold back.
* That's my bad. Boo fucking hoo. See you around, Manny.
* This boy think he can come up in our shit. Drop him.
* What you doing so close to him?
* What's this fool think he's playing at? Finish him.
* You got too close, man. He saw us.
* You on crack man? Get away from him.
* You're following him man, not ass raping him. Get back.


==Final Interview==
'''Bernie''': I have to make things work with him. He's my life.
* a man who's struggled.
* Alright then, let's continue.
* Alright, I'll come out when I'm finished with this.
* And remember to wear a suit.
* Can you take seat, Mr. Bellic?
* Come into our offices at 6pm tomorrow. Is that alright?
* Come into our offices at 8am tomorrow. Is that alright?
* Come into our offices in a few days time. Is that alright?
* Don't you want to pick that up? This is only a job interview at one of the most respected law firms in Liberty City.
* Go to reception please, sir.
* Good afternoon, sir.
* Good morning, sir.
* Great, follow me through to my office.
* I don't like people who cut corners, Nikolai.
* I just wanted to make the world into a better place.
* I'll talk to him later. I expect that he would prefer me to do what I'm here to do before we speak anyway.
* I'm doing it now. Be patient.
* Is there a problem, why aren't you sitting?
* Just one second there. Just one little second, okay?
* Mr. Bellic, you're gonna have to sit down.
* Not many people are willing to give an immigrant a chance in this city.
* Oh! Objection...
* Ok, I'll bring him through to the waiting area.
* Ow, I should have stayed at the DA's office...
* Please wait here for Mr. Goldberg.
* Please wait until you're called through, sir.
* Security! Security! Someone help me!
* That your family? I bet they're anxious for this to be a success.
* The person on the other end of the line is certainly keen for me to do what I came here to do.
* They ain't gonna take you seriously without one on.
* When I take a job, I see it through to the end.
* You can't go through there, sir.
* You need to go to reception, sir.


==Harboring a Grudge==
'''Bernie''': I pinned my hopes on this guy, and he left me. Said I was an embarrassment.
* Dammit, they just don't give up.
* Don't these triads have other stuff they need to fuck with?
* Get away from the fucking truck.
* Get away from the truck. Don't you know when you're beat?
* Go back to the docks where you belong.
* Hey, what do you think you're doing?
* I just can't be bothered with this shit.
* Jesus Christ, I'm getting sick of these fucking triads.
* Let us drive in fucking peace, you cocksuckers.
* Let's kill these thieves!
* Persistent motherfuckers, aren't they?
* Possession is nine tenths of the law. Deal with it.
* Put that in your wok and fry it.
* Stay away from us, you shitheads.
* Stupid Americans are trying to rob us!
* Take your defeat like real men. Fuck off.
* That's great. That's just fucking great. We lost the stuff.
* There's a billion of these motherfuckers back in China, they won't miss a few.
* There are ours now. Fuck off.
* They're fucking ramming us. Shit.
* This ain't no fireworks display. It's a fucking assault rifle.
* This is America, assholes. The strongest survive.
* You dumpling-eating motherfuckers.


==Hating the Haters==
'''Bernie''': I think he is worried I'm too much of a skeleton in his closet if he chooses to run for mayor.
* Bernie, what's the deal? Are you asleep or something? Wake up.
* Bryce only likes carpet burns he's given me. Not these things.
* Don't drop your diet muffins, people.
* Hold onto your focaccias, people.
* I better not need plastic surgery on these cuts.
* I could kiss you.
* I got distracted Bernie.
* I was going too fast...too fast.
* I'll call you.
* It's the TV man. They just rub it in your face all day long. All those... men.
* Niko, he got me. Where were you? I thought you were watching me.
* No one's going to pay attention to me.
* Now I'm even more hideous.
* Shit man. I didn't mean nothing by it.
* Sure thing Bernie.
* Thanks a bunch Niko.
* They're not meant to fight back.
* Watch your skinny frappes, Bernie's coming through.
* We'll talk later.
* you are good enough to eat. Fun time soon. Fun time. I promise.
* You'll have no more trouble Bernie. Don't worry.


==If the Price is Right==
'''Elizabeta''': If this is a business call then use the right fucking number. Adios.
* After you, Niko.
* Alright, let's get back to the club.
* Alright, Niko. You go that way, I'll go this way. We'll close 'em in.
* Come on, let me take the money or you will die.
* Come on, Phil. Let's do this.
* Dimitri can look after himself. See you later.
* Dimitri would love it if we didn't come back at all.
* Dimitri did not give us a choice about this.
* Dimitri is snake.
* Eyes up, Niko.
* Fuck, we gotta get him. I ain't going home empty handed from this. Dimitri would love that.
* Hell, Niko. That just weren't professional. I gotta explain this to Jimmy.
* He's crashed. Go get the money, Niko.
* He's out of it. Let's finish this thing.
* Hey, wait right there.
* I came here for that money, I am leaving with it.
* I guess he wanted it to be him and Pegorino.
* I hate to think what's gone down on Dimitri's end. I'm calling Jimmy.
* I should not have let you put me in the situation, Dimitri.
* I will not let you stand in my way.
* I'll do my best, we'll try and catch him.
* I'm follow you.
* I'm not leaving here without a payday. Phil.
* Let's fucking disappoint him. We're coming back alive and with the money. Come on.
* Let's get him.
* Niko, wait here.
* Niko, you go in front.
* Okay, Phil. Come on.
* Shit, they're up there.
* The cash is what we're after, not your lives.
* The whole operation isn't professional. He'll understand.
* There ain't no try, we're getting him. Come on.
* They're up there.
* This is it, Phil. Let's get the cash.
* This is not going to stop us.
* We got to get that money, Phil.
* We know you have that money here.
* We need to catch this car, Niko. I been fucked around enough and I ain't walking away with nothing.
* We're going back to the site, Niko.
* Where is the cash? Give is to us.
* Where is the money at?
* Yo, that's the guy with the cash.
* You didn't need to clip him, Niko. Shit.


==I'll Taker Her==
'''Bernie''': I'm a walking cliché, Niko. An embarrassment, to him and to everyone.
* Cock-sucking son of a bitch.
* Come on, you're scaring me.
* Don't burn her out.
* Easy there, we ain't on the bullet train.
* Fire! Fire! Ain't that supposed to work?
* Fuck. That's a big pay packet you lost us McRearys in our time of need.
* Help me! Help me!
* Hey, come on, it's time we went back. You already put a few miles on the clock.
* Hold back. Stop driving like a prick.
* I think we better go back now.
* I'll give $10,000 to anybody who kills this asshole!
* I'll have your balls for this.
* I'll rip your dick off and shove it down your throat.
* I'm being kidnapped by a stupid, immigrant, creepy pervert.
* I'm being kidnapped!
* I've been snatched by the dumbest kidnapper ever.
* Save me from this dumb pervert.
* She's not meant to be driven like this.
* Some illegal immigrant creep is kidnapping me.
* Someone help me!
* Stupid immigrant fuck.
* This creep wants to rape me!
* When my daddy hears about this...
* When my dad's done with you, you'll wish you'd been sent to prison.
* Where are you going? Get back in.
* You can't do this.
* You fucking prick.
* You motherfucker!
* You're a dead man.


==It's Your Call==
'''Bernie''': I'm an old queen nobody loves anymore.
* Get rid of these cops, Niko. We can't lead them back to the depot.
* Lose these cops, Niko. I don't want to lead them right to an illegal game.
* Niko, you have to lose these cops, we cannot lead them to my place of business.
* Shit, cousin. We can't lead these cops right to this backroom game. Lose them.
* They're gone, perfect. That is the last we have seen of those loan sharks... I hope.


==Ivan the Not So Terrible==
'''Niko''': I'm here, Elizabeta. I was sorry to hear you got in trouble. I hope I wasn't something to do with it?
* Get out my way.
* I'm running here.
* Move it, asshole.
* Slippery bastard.
* You got eyes?


==Mr and Mrs Bellic==
'''Niko''': I'm sorry about that Bernie. You seemed so happy.
* After the war, I was involved in a life I felt was not for me.
* Are you prepared to say goodbye to the fast cars, the drugs, the violence, the cheap women?
* Are you?
* Aren't you dashing?
* but this was the church where we had my brother's funeral.
* Do you think the men you've been dealing with will let you walk off into the sunset?
* He brought it on himself and he wasn't a good person.
* Here we are.
* Hey Niko! Let's get a car.
* How do I know that you're right for me? How do I know that I won't get hurt?
* I can't believe you'd wear that to a church.
* I have tried to separate myself from it. I am ready to try to be good.
* I like that.
* I might steal the collection box if the mood takes me though.
* I'm not sure about those clothes.
* I'm okay, he's still in my thoughts, you know.
* It would be easier to be happy if I was with the right person though.
* It's hard to say, but maybe the right person.
* I've had some trouble telling right and wrong apart before.
* Maybe you want to try something smarter.
* Maybe. The right person can make your life wonderful in the same way that the wrong one can ruin it.
* My past does not haunt me in the way that it used to.
* No, there won't be any gunfire at this wedding.
* not only do you seem to attract ultra-violence where you go.
* Oh really?
* Recently, I have tied up a lot of loose ends in this city.
* So, how do sociopaths behave at weddings.
* That's not exactly a wedding outfit.
* That's perfect, Niko.
* The problem is that it's difficult to tell which one the man you are with us.
* There you are cousin, let's move.
* There's nothing else I can say.
* They will have to. I am not a slave.
* This is a good idea. I think you'll look so much better in a suit or something. It's Roman's big day.
* Those decisions became very difficult.
* Well maybe there are. I don't want to be involved with the men I have been involved with.
* What would have made him happy?
* When I think about him I just wish that he'd been happy in his life?
* Will you fire a gun into the air as your cousin walks down the aisle?
* Yeah, I'll mug any nuns that are hanging around the church as well.
* Yeah. How are you about that? Do you miss him?
* Yeah? Do you think that that is the answer for everyone then?
* Yes I am.
* Yo, me not having no more a dis.
* You don't need to say anything else.
* You know, it's not that weird to think that there might be some shooting at this wedding.
* You look really smart in that.
* You remember how that turned out?
* You'll look nice in the wedding in that.
* You're talking about your criminal exploits as if they are a thing of the past.


==No. 1==
'''Bernie''': I'm sorry, Niko.
* Alright man, the race start is over on Stillwater Avenue. Let's do this.
* Stevie-boy tunes these things like they're fucking pianos man. Pitch perfect.
* Stevie's place is on Freetown Avenue over in Willis.


==Out of Commission==
'''Bernie''': It was all a lie! I see that now. I've been an idiot all along.
* A rocket be heading at us, rasta.
* Air unit seven-b has been engaged. This is a potential terrorist situation.
* Air unit seven-b has taken damage. Brace position! Brace position!
* Alright, alright.
* Alright, cousin. We hear anything. We will come to help you.
* Alright, dis us where he be going. What's the plan, Niko?
* Are you crazy?
* Are you trying to kill us too?
* As long as he is dead...
* Be safe, Niko. Be safe.
* Boy, dat was close and ting rasta.
* Boy, dis no good for me heart.
* Boy, me don't like dis at all.
* Boy, me tink me was gone den, ya know?
* Bumba clot!
* Cha!
* Cha! You are go down!
* Cha, get closer to de ras so him can feel me teeth.
* Cha, Niko. Don't be losing de bumba clot boy.
* Cha, Niko. Watch out for de missile.
* Come on me rasta. Get closer!
* Come on, drive safely.
* Come on, Niko. Me can't get no shot from here.
* Come on, Niko. Wine up on him.
* Come on, shit.
* Dey fucking wit our structure.
* Dis how we dweet inna Jam Down!
* Faster, rasta, faster. Catch up pon him.
* Feel I teeth!
* Get I closer for de shot, cousin.
* Get in in closer, rasta.
* Get I in range, ya know breda.
* Get in closer, Niko. We losing the ras clot.
* Get in, Jimmy.
* Get me close to dis bumba clot.
* Get near to him now rasta.
* Give me some heat, Niko. We need fe catch up pon him.
* Grab on, Mr. Pegorino.
* Him fight for that when him got nothing else.
* How long dis transport gwan last?
* I an' I get him, rasta. He going fe crash pon the island.
* I an' I need fe kill dis teeth affa transport.
* I and I be de righteous dread!
* I an I is fucked.
* I don't care if I am killed, if I am hurt, as long as he pays for his attack.
* I got ya back, me breda.
* I guess Pegorino is not so weak after all, there were many men with him.
* I just got married. I can't die here.
* I need fe get closer to get dis ras clot.
* I showed a man that you cannot always get what you want at the cost of the lives of others.
* I think I know what you're talking about.
* If I live, I will be able to say that today. I did not hesitate. I did what was right.
* If dat hits us, we're fucked and ting, Niko.
* If that shit, Pegorino, understands the worth of his life, it will be all the more satisfying to take it away from him.
* I'm only going to say this is done when Pegorino's heart stops beating. You understand?
* Irie, Niko.
* It's all fuckerys.
* Jacob get de boat and ting. He ain't going far, rasta.
* Jacob have him sources, ya know. Dere be people who can help I and I when me in a fix, seen?
* Jacob nah mek no boy shoot after him.
* Jacob stopping these ras clots from taking us down and ting.
* Jacob taking dis blood clot down.
* Jacob's gone. How many people have to die today?
* Jah know me nah do good.
* Jah know ya feel de heat.
* Jump on, Peg.
* Land pon de Island mek we finish him.
* Let I show these ras clots how fe shoot a piece.
* Let Jacob stop these bumba clots form shooting after us.
* Look out for de rocket now, man.
* Lord protect us. We shot and ting.
* Mallorie can't lose her groom today.
* Man, dis can't be good.
* Me can't shoot from back here and ting, Niko.
* Me no like ya bumba clot!
* Mr. Pegorino. I got you.
* Niko, any fight of yours is mine as well. We are family.
* Niko, de boat get away and ting. We ain't gonna get him, yo.
* Niko, you need fe get closer. We can't be losing him.
* Please don't kill us, please don't kill us, please don't kill us.
* Poor girl, she should never have got close to me...
* Put de chopper pon di island, mek we end dis now.
* Ras clot!
* Rhaatid! Roman be dead rasta.
* Rhaatid, dere be a missile heading at us.
* Rhaatid, see him dere. Ya have fe stick to him me breda.
* Rhaatid, we losing him. Get closer now rasta.
* Rhaatid.
* Seen, Niko. Good luck.
* She... was something worth protecting... by helping me today you are doing something good.
* Shit de motherfucker got us!
* Shit, dat was close.
* Shit, we're shot.
* Someone protect us.
* Stay here, I need to end this by myself.
* Step on the accelerator, Niko. Get closer to de fool.
* Thank you both for helping me with this. It was not your fight.
* That is what I owe Kate.
* There ain't no getting away from us now that we got this thing. It's a flying tank. He's a dead man.
* There ain't no way we going be finding these boys if ya lose de transport ya know, rasta.
* There must be a safe way to catch this guy.
* They say that the dying animal is the most dangerous in the jungle, cousin.
* This is something that I have to do. Kate had a messed up family, but she remained good.
* True dat. When a man lose everything, and him still have him life, him know what it worth ya know.
* We being fucked wit and ting.
* We going down, we going down.
* We need fe be nearer to de pussyhole ya know. Me need more speed!
* We're going to get him, cousin. We're going to win this.
* We're going to win this, cousin.
* We shot, dis ain't good.
* We were so close, I thought we had him.
* We will kill Pegorino, cousin. Whether this constitutes a victory; that is another matter.
* Well, we did not have him. He is still alive. I'll see you both later.
* Where'd you get this chopper, anyway? This is a serious piece of equipment.
* Would the black Huntley please pull over to the central reservation. You have been flagged for reckless driving.
* Ya fucking dead now man!
* Ya keep shooting and this transport ain't gonna be in no good shape at all.
* Ya need fe give I and I some cover else we never be able fe follow em.
* Yeah, me tink so too, ya know me breda.
* Yo man, I try keep dis ras clot off of us, ya know.
* Yo, two can play at this game ya know, star.
* You shouldn't drive angry, NB.
* You're checking your blind spots, right Niko?
* You couldn't take the ras clot down inna dat place back there? Him get away from you?
* You're lucky we chose this as our escape vehicle, cousin.


==Out of the Closet==
'''Bernie''': It was horrible. He says we can't see each other anymore.
* Brucie, I couldn't tell which one your boy was. Things got confusing.
* Did your daddy beat you? Is that why you're doing this?
* Get the fuck off me. I don't want bruises.
* Give it to him hard, will you? Strange choice of words, but you know what I mean.
* He must want some action, bro. Give him some, okay?
* Insane man! Come back to my crib, Nicky.
* Man, you were meant to say you were after his cock, not him.
* Nicky, I thought you were into this?
* Niko! It's me. I've got a date for you with this guy today at 8am. Have fun.
* Niko, I've got a date for you with this guy tomorrow at 6pm. Good luck.
* Niko, I've got a date for you with this guy tomorrow at noon. Do it, will you?
* Niko, I've got a date for you with this guy tomorrow morning at 8am. Make it
* Niko, I've got a date for you with this guy tomorrow night at midnight. Get rid of him.
* Niko. Hey, wake up! I've got a date for you with this guy, alright?
* Niko. It's me. I've got a date for you with this guy today at noon. Enjoy it, bro.
* No, I make sure my abs will be better than anyone else's.
* Shit, man, hopefully ain't good enough.
* So, you are a freak from the internet.
* Sorry, Brucie. I think I let slip to your guy that I was after him.
* The internet dating is a bitch. Okay? Don't even know which guy it is you're screw.
* What's wrong with you, brother? We'll talk soon.
* Yo, Brucie. I killed some guy. Hopefully it was the one you were after.
* You are not fucking with these clothes. Do you know how much they cost?
* You need to make sure in life. Come see me, bro.
* You think I work out until I'll hopefully have cut abs?
* You've got real intimacy issues.


==Paper Trail==
'''Bernie''': It's Bryce, he's broken my heart.
* A crane, Niko. Watch yourself.
* and tell me some I haffi come up here and meet him, and den find some boy and mash him up and ting.
* Can't shoot dis bumba clot from back here.
* Cha, me no come yah fe hear bout how horse dead and cow fat. It nuh nuttin.
* Cha, what you doing? ME had him in me sight!
* Chill Niko, we catch him soon enough.
* Come down, Niko. I an' I need fe get lower for de shot and ting.
* Dammit. Maybe he should have been taken down anyway.
* Don't go hitting a crane or nothing.
* For real. I'm gwan give dem boy some hot fe jump for!
* Fuck the math. This is no way to fight a war. There might be another opportunity.
* Get closer.
* Get dis ting up higher so me can shoot dis ras clot.
* Get lower for de shot, Niko.
* Get the chopper up, Niko.
* Get up, Niko, get up. Give me some height.
* Girl wine up and ting, like she looking for something and ting.
* Give me some height some can shoot dis ras clot and ting, Niko.
* Give the tourists something to tell their families back home.
* Good place to hide if the government are after you.
* He trying to lose I and I through City Hall.
* Hey, me and Jacob kind of messed up.
* Him going through City Hall. That's a seriously tight fit.
* I am sorry for getting you into this. It was that girl, Michelle. She played me.
* I an I' be too high fe get de shot, Niko.
* I an I' need fe closer.
* I can make it.
* I dey 'pon haste.
* I need fe take a shot soon, sight?
* I should have seen.
* I thought de girl was too good to be true ya know Niko.
* I tink dat's our boy over der ya know. Get him so we can go home man.
* Jacob, how'd they get you into this shit?
* Make we dweet. Get the chopper in place.
* Maybe the casualties would have been fewer overall.
* Mek we get lower, bredren. There be no shot up here.
* Niko, I need you to come through on this. I'll be in touch.
* Niko, watch out for the crane.
* Raas Man! I get no more shot!
* Ras. De chopper ain't in good shape and ting. It fuckery to the fullness, seen?
* Rhaatid. Him back over on land again.
* Shit.
* Some bigga ess put some pressure pon me and call me up in him office and tell me all type of nonsense.
* Take him inna Middle Park. Dere ain't too many people over dere.
* We couldn't get a clean shot on the chopper.
* We had a few chopper troubles. This isn't going to be possible.
* We need fe get higher so me can get dis shot.
* What do you mean? Is full of rich joggers and tourists.
* Wine up on the blood clot.
* Ya going through the arch? Ya crazy? Don't get me killed!
* Ya make me lose de shot ya know man!
* Ya man. It just some almshouse gwaan ya know. Forward a chopper, see America? It's a real fucked up place man.
* Yeah, sounds familiar.
* Yo just chill Niko, you can always head around.
* Yo, bring dis ting down me breda. I can't get him from up here.
* Yo, I an' I see ya soon Niko.
* You gotta work on your aim, Jacob. I could have made that shot with my eyes closed.


==Search and Delete==
'''Bernie''': It's Bryce, I told him about the car and he changed.
* Fucking Brucie is a psychopath.
* I never thought this would be for real.
* Man, shit, Brucie's fucking crazy.
* That maniac is trying to get me killed.


==Pegorino's Pride==
'''Niko''': Must be hard, Derrick. But you didn't have a choice.
* Come on, pal. Get a car with enough room for all of us.
* Come on, you're driving.
* Don't leave the skipper behind.
* Get behind the wheel, what are you playing at?
* Get in the car, don't waste our time.
* I ain't leaving this car with these injuries.
* I don't know what you're busy with up there, but I need your immigrant ass down here now!
* I'm getting my ass kicked.
* Marco and Pete are down and I'm about to get clipped.
* Marco and Pete have been fucking clipped!
* More are showing up, get down here.
* More of them is showing up, get down here and help me, Niko.
* Shit, Niko, go. I'm staying here and nursing my fucking wound.
* Shit, the Pavanos is trying to whack me.
* Shit, there are more guys coming in the back. Get down here, Niko.
* The dumb fucks have crashed. Go get my gift and make the fuckers pay.
* The Peg won't take kindly to being left behind.
* There's more guys coming in the back. Get down here, Niko.
* This ain't pretty.
* What are doing, trying to leave the skipper?
* What the fuck are you doin'?
* Wise up, we need something we all can fit in.
* You fired first. Lucky for you, they was out to whack me anyway.
* You gotta go, Niko. I can't move with this bullet in my gut.
* You think we're midgets? Get a car that'll fit us all.


==Portrait of a Killer==
'''Bernie''': Niko, I've got some good news. I told Bryce about everything.
* Alright, you win!
* Okay, okay! That's enough man!


==Shadow==
'''Derrick''': Niko, my boy, I left you something at your house. A token of me gratitude, should come in handy with your line of work.
* All type a shit about to happen to you.
* Bam!
* Bounce, bitch.
* Don't get so close to a brother.
* For sure you are.
* Fuck off, bitch.
* Fuck... here we go.
* Get off a brother's back.
* Have these.
* Hello no.
* Hello no. Stay away, junkie. I'm all out of product.
* I can keep running all day.
* I didn't see nobody. Get rid of this fool
* I got friends, bitch.
* I have some Jamaican friends who are real angry with you.
* I just trying to put food in my baby's mouth.
* I know some cats you don't wanna fuck with.
* I only found one dealer. He's dead.
* I'm in the middle of something, Roman. I might be shooting something, but it won't be pool.
* Let's have some fun.
* Motherfuck.
* Okay then, I'll chase you.
* Okay, well it's a good thing I didn't have none of that spiff.
* Out my way.
* Scumbags.
* Shit Roman, I can't talk now. Damn.
* Shit, he's coming in. You done got us killed.
* Shit. Don't cap an innocent brother.
* Should have just recycled this shit.
* Some friends of mine are pissed off with you, now you got me angry.
* Sorry, babe.
* Stay off of me.
* Step off me, punk.
* Take care of this boy on my back.
* That corner belongs to Badman.
* That corner belongs to Little Jacob and Badman. You should know that.
* That's a good price. I'm coming back to see you.
* The pain train's gonna get you , bitch.
* This fight ain't gonna go your way.
* Thought you could handle it?
* Touch luck, lady.
* Turn around and leave, you hear?
* What you doin' leadin' people up to this shit? You fuckin' stupid?
* What you doing coming back here when you got heat on your back?
* Who this cracker? You let him follow you back here?
* Why're you running away from me? I just want to talk.
* Wrong place, wrong time.
* Yo! Back off me, bitch.
* Yo! Be cool, lieutenant.
* Yo. You don't wanna be messin' with my boys.
* You best not be coming in here. We packing.
* You better play nice.
* You deal on someone else's turf, you going to pay for it.
* You didn't have to do that, shit head.
* You don't got us killed.
* You gonna get punished, son.
* You gonna get the hell beat outta you, boy.
* You shouldn't deal drugs to kids, man.
* You think that will stop me.
* You're going to need more than that to protect yourself.
* You're just making me angry.


==Taking in the Trash==
'''Bernie''': Niko, Niko, I'm sorry, I just needed to speak to a friend.
* Ah hell, Nicky. They was good earners. You gotta control yourself, you're a fucking maniac.
* Alright, Nicky. What's done is done. Come see me.
* Hey, Ray. I'm sorry but I had to put Luca and Tuna down. I didn't trust them.
* I make the call on who gets whacked, tough guy. We gotta have a meeting.
* I sorta get that, but I ain't happy. Let's have a meet.
* Johnny and Tuna are sleeping with the fishes, Ray. I'm sorry.
* Luca and Johnny are on ice, Ray. Shit happens.
* Me and Luca didn't get on so well, Ray. This thing isn't happening.
* Ray, the job did not go to plan. We lost Luca and Tuna. I'm sorry.
* See you around.
* Shit, Nicky. The fucking truck.
* Shit, try to kill people who ain't good earners. Let's you and me have a sit down.
* Something smelled fishy about Tuna, Ray. He's not around no more.
* The whole crew? Va fanabla! Come back to Drusilla's.
* These diamonds is ours now.
* We're just trying to pick up the damn trash.
* Wha'd'ya want, you scumbags?
* You ain't getting this ice.
* You should start looking for a new crew, Ray. The old one's in a better place.
* You're wasting your time.


==That Special Someone==
'''Bernie''': Niko, Niko, this is terrible.
* Come on you stupid thing.
* Fine, keep it. Plenty more quarters where that came from.
* How about we go drinking?
* I can't, Packie. I might have found what I was looking for all this time.
* Man, it's Packie calling.
* Maybe I'll feel like getting drunk later though.
* Thank you.
* You're not eating my money.


==Three Leaf Clover==
'''Elizabeta''': Niko, Niko. You there? You there? Bet there are about a hundred cops listening to this shit and you can't even hear me.
* A whole van fulla N.O.O.S.E boys..
* Ain't no one coming at us from the right, people.
* Alright boys, it's every man for himself until we get past these guys.
* Alright man, get these guys, will ya?
* Alright, Niko. Take us back to my ma's, will ya?
* Alright, we make a move around the back. Follow me.
* Another fucking truck full of 'em. They're blocking us in.
* Are you fucking crazy? There's no way we'll lose the cops in a police cruiser.
* Both of you shut up. You're behaving like children.
* Bring that shithead down, Niko.
* Bring them down, Niko.
* Can you get us some transport, Niko?
* Check to the right for us, Niko.
* Clear the area for us, Niko.
* Clear the area, please clear the area.
* Come on, boys.
* Come on, into this car park.
* Come on, keep your heads.
* Come on, think of the money, people.
* Cover us while we make a run for it, Niko.
* Dammit, boys.
* Do you job, boys. Drop 'em!
* Don't be fucking stupid, get in cover, Niko.
* Don't stand in our way because we don't want to hurt you.
* Down these stairs, men. Come on.
* Easy as fucking pie.
* Everybody get down. We don't want no one hurt who don't gotta be.
* Eyes right, okay?
* Eyes to the front, Niko.
* Find some cover, Niko.
* Fine some cover, Packie.
* Fire! Fire! Don't let 'em outta here.
* Frankie's gonna love this.
* Fuck you, Patrick. Fuck you.
* Fuck, boys. I ain't doing too good over here.
* Fuck, the door's locked. Shoot the lock out, Niko. we'll cover you.
* Fucking get rid of these guys, Niko.
* Get down people. Look after yourselves.
* Get down, we don't wanna hurt civilians.
* Get in cover, Niko.
* Get in cover, Packie. Ma'd be real upset if you got hit.
* Get in some cover, Niko.
* Get outta the fucking way!
* Get that boy over there, Niko.
* Get that fucker, Niko.
* Get through these bastards and then rendezvous. Let's go.
* Get us and the cash back to the house, Niko. Fuck.
* Get us and the money out of here, Niko. Fuck.
* Get us a car will you, Niko?
* Give us some cover while we run for the subway, Niko.
* Great, we're free from this fucking dungeon. Let's go.
* Guard to the left, Niko.
* Head across here, come on.
* Head into this car park, people.
* Head left, boys. Let's move it.
* Here come some heavy hitters, people.
* Here we go, boys!
* Here you go.
* He's going to love the fact that us boys pulled off the biggest bank heist in this city's history.
* Hold 'em off for a minute, boys.
* Hold these bastards back, boys.
* How is you, me and Derrick gonna fit in there with the money?
* Hurry up and shoot the fucking lock, will you?
* I ain't built for being underground like this.
* I can taste the fresh air, boys. Can't have long to go.
* I could do with some chop right now!
* I don't like this.
* I feel like I'm in a fucking tomb.
* I got the front covered, boys.
* I got told this was going to be a smooth job. Real easy, they told me. No casualties.
* I guess I'm driving myself back. Bye.
* I need you to clear the area for us, Niko.
* I never shoulda come back to Liberty City. I knew Gerald would get me back into this shit.
* I saw your eyes light up when you thought about all the drugs you could buy with this haul.
* If this was easy then everyone would rob banks.
* I'm getting screwed here, boys.
* I'm gonna give myself a double dose when I get home.
* I'm gonna knock myself out for the fucking cunt. Try to forget about all this shit.
* Jesus Christ, we didn't get into this for people to die. Shit.
* Jesus, Niko. You look like death. Come on.
* Jesus, Packie. Show some fucking consideration. Sorry if I'm a man of principle unlike you and Gerald.
* Jesus, they're blocking off the damn road. There's another truck full of those bastards.
* Just what we needed, boys. More fucking cops.
* Keep an eye to the rear, Niko.
* Keep these fucks at bay, people.
* Let's charge through these fucks, people. There ain't no time for second thoughts.
* Let's get down here, come on.
* Let's move it people, there's nothing to see here.
* Let's move it. Across here.
* Look out up ahead, Niko.
* Look right, Niko.
* Looks like we got a whole precinct worth a cops out here. Get in some cover.
* Looks like we got more N.O.O.S.E. to deal with, people.
* Lose the cops before we go back to Ma's.
* Me and me brother will hold the pigs back. Get us a car, Niko.
* Moment of truth, boys. Let's go!
* More cops are joining in the party, boys.
* Mother of God!
* Niko! Cover!
* Niko, find some cover.
* Niko, get in cover.
* Niko, make sure we're not being fucked from behind.
* Niko, that thing can't take all of us and this cash.  Use your head, man.
* Niko, there ain't no way we're leading all these cops back to the house. Lose 'em.
* Niko, those guys is yours.
* Niko, will ya keep an eye to the left?
* Niko, you gotta hang in there. Don't die on us.
* Niko, you're leading us out of here. Let's go.
* Okay, boys. We're outta here. Follow me round the back.
* Okay, everyone split up.
* Okay, we're making a right up here. Come on.
* Open fire! Open fire!
* Our argument's with the police, not innocent civilians. Get down.
* Our left side is secure, people.
* Packie, get in cover before you get yourself killed.
* Packie, get in cover now.
* Shit, a N.O.O.S.E. van.
* Shit, another car load of fucking cops.
* Shit, before the job even fucking started.
* Shit, I don't wanna die down here.
* Shit, just staying here ain't going to work. There are too many of them.
* Shit, Niko. Check in front of us.
* Shit, Niko. Find some cover.
* Shit, Niko. Take him down.
* Shit, Niko. They're all over me.
* Shit, Niko. Will you handle these boys?
* Shit, Niko. You want to leave one of us behind? Get something we're all get something we're all gonna fit in.
* Shit, there's a road block. Do what you can, Niko boy.
* Shit, this boy's causing us some problems. Take him down.
* Shit, this door's locked. Shoot the lock, Niko. We got you covered.
* Sure you do, you believe in the needle and its power to make the rest of the world disappear, while you dream of nonsense.
* Take that guy down, Niko.
* Take them guys down, Niko.
* Take these bags.
* That boy's an issue, Niko. Get rid of him.
* That man's yours, Niko.
* That's a bad omen if ever I saw one. We didn't even get to the damn bank. I'll speak to you soon, Niko.
* That's a fucking sea of blue. Get in cover, boys!
* That's government money they're carrying, don't let them get away!
* The can't be another truck full of them. Jesus. They're blocking the roads.
* The cops is behind us, Jesus.
* The fucking train is running us down. Christ.
* The fucks have blocked the road. Try to make it, Niko.
* The train's heading right for us. Watch yourselves.
* There ain't no reason to get in my way.
* There ain't no way round these fucks, we're going through 'em.
* There are too many of them, we'll die if we stay there.
* There's a fucking train coming. Watch out.
* There's light at the end of the tunnel, boys. We're nearly there.
* There's no way we're gonna shake the heat in a cop car, man.
* They ain't gonna get us from behind, boys. I got it covered.
* They don't make things easy for us, do they? Damn bridge is blocked.
* They got the road blocked. Try to get through it.
* They're behind us, the fucking cops.
* They're blocking the bridge.
* They've sent in another fucking van, boys.
* This ain't my idea of fun, boys. Would ya give me a hand?
* This ain't the type of thing I agree with. I ain't in it for the money. I believe in something, you know?
* This ain't working. We need to get out of here.
* This is a matter of national security, immobilize them!
* This is making me nervous, boys.
* This is the National Office of Security Enforcement - come out now with your hands up.
* This is typical. A typical fucking McReary family screw up. Can't we do nothing right.
* This'll all be worth it when we're back at Ma's with the cash.
* Use your head, Niko. We ain't gonna be able to lose the pigs in a cop car.
* Walk in with guns and bombs, walk out with the cash. Simple as that.
* Watch out, Niko. Get in cover.
* Watch out, Packie. Get in some cover.
* We ain't going back to me ma's house with all this heat, man. Shake the cops.
* We don't want another casualty on this job. Hang in there, Niko.
* We got cops coming up behind us. Shit.
* We got cops following us, boys.
* We'll be laughing about this shit tomorrow, boys. I promise ya that.
* We'll hold off the police. You get us some transport, Niko.
* We're going across here.
* We're gonna head right, okay? Move it.
* We're heading right, people. Come on.
* We've got a clean line of sight, take 'em down!
* Will ya look left for us, Niko?
* Will you shoot the fucking lock already, Niko?
* Wrong time, wrong place. I'll see you around.
* You ain't invincible, Niko. Get in cover.
* You ain't looking too good, Niko. Hang in there.
* You can get dosed all you like when Niko gets us back.
* You carry these, okay?
* You did it, let's bust out of here.
* You don't wanna stand in our fucking way.
* You gotta get that one, Niko.
* You knew what this job was when you signed up. Don't pretend that you're all holier than thou.
* You lead, Niko. Me and Derrick are gonna follow you to salvation.
* You shouldn't be near here, please move on.
* You think me, me brother and the money are gonna fit in that thing? Get something bigger.
* You're guarding the rear, Niko.
* You're right. Let's cut around the back. Follow my lead.
* You've been beat up good, Niko. Pull through, okay?


==Trespass==
'''Derrick''': Nothing's gonna get rid of the truth, I may as well be wandering with a mark on me head. Later on, Niko.
* A capo named Benny is going to be meeting with the Russians. They're gonna convince him to go to war.
* And you want it hit hard?
* Blow up the fucking bridge... make it look real ugly.
* but I'd like to think that when my ex-wife stops wanting to have me killed herself, maybe I'll be part of their lives.
* Can't be a close friend, know what I mean.
* Cause I been hearing things, things I don't like, things will get someone hurt.
* Cause I been hearing thing, things I don't like...
* Chubby Charlie Matteo ain't someone you wanna piss off.
* Chubby Charlie's gonna live to eat another canoli.
* Did you see a blue van parked nearby as you drove here? Back on Lyndon Avenue?
* Every time. I don't want that. I got kids.
* Hey Niko...let's go for a walk.
* I don't think so. You're pretty paranoid.
* I may be getting whacked, but at least I don't employ no low rate hoods like you.
* I mean, I ain't raising them, and I ain't seeing them.
* I thought Phil Bell had Jimmy P under control. They've gone over the edge.
* I'm sorry to hear that.
* It was.
* It's not big deal... has Ray been talking shit? About me?
* Jimmy P's taken it too far this time. He's over.
* Jimmy wants you to hit the meeting while he and I are publicly at dinner.
* Maybe the ones who don't worry, act all crazy, maybe they get to the top for a bit, frighten a few people.
* No, paranoia is when you worry about things unnecessarily...
* No.
* Of course but they don't know that and we don't want them convincing the Ancelottis either.
* Of course.
* Okay.
* one who worry, and ones who go down.
* Right.
* So, if you see Ray, if you speak to him, remind him, someone's gonna get hurt.
* The Commission is gonna have a chuckle about this.
* They end up dead or inside within three years.
* trust me, I been in this game long enough to know there's two kind of wise guys...
* Understood... I'm a little on edge here. We got a real problem. Jimmy wants you to handle this.
* We shoulda whacked all them low rate Alderney hoods a long time ago.
* What's the world coming to if low rate hoods like you is being used for muscle?
* With all respect, that's not my business. I'm the hired help.
* You ain't fit to lick my spats.
* You immigrant scumbag. In my prime I coulda turned you inside out.
* You remember that sugar we borrowed... well the Russians ain't too pleased. They're convinced it was down to Jimmy.
* You're finished. All the Pegorinos is dog food.


==Truck Hustle==
'''Bernie''': Oh I know. I'm just really heartbroken.
* Alright Phil, later on.
* Get the fuck out of here.


==Tunnel of Death==
'''Niko''': Really?
* A damn fucking road block. This is gonna hurt.
* A lot of people need a fresh start. I hope you make the most of yours.
* Aiden is gone.
* Alright, Niko. Now that we lost 'em we gotta go out to the cliffs in Leftwood.
* Are you dosed?
* But it ain't like I'm going to put a weapon in his hand so I can pop him, is it? You do what you got to do.
* But you came, I do have friends. I do.
* Christ, someone knows. Someone cares about old Aiden O'Malley. I knew someone had to care.
* Derrick, Packie is going to help me on this job. He's going to help me get Aiden O'Malley.
* Disappear, prisoner. Your old life is over. It's time to start a new one.
* Don't think about it, man, he was a rat. I don't believe a word he said about Derrick. He's fish food.
* For the grace of God, all but for the grace of God I coulda died in there.
* Fuck me. Aiden O'Malley sprung from the joint. Wait until this gets around the yard.
* Fuck, the sea air. To inhale the sea air.
* Get away from the vehicle.
* Gimme a call sometime.
* Good, because I couldn't catch the prison van.
* Good, good. Make him pay, Niko. Make him pay for the shit he's been talking.
* Hold tight, back up is on it's way.
* How does a decent criminal stand a chance of losing the cops when they send choppers after him?
* I can deal with anything.
* I do not like to kill unarmed men.
* I don't think I coulda spent another night in the joint.
* I hope you can deal with Aiden still being out there.
* I nearly gave up hoping. I nearly lost faith.
* I tell you, you go into them showers clean and you come out dirty. You catch my drift, son?
* I thank ya, boys. I thank ya with all me heart.
* I woulda done anything to get out.
* I'd been praying to be rescued since the first day they incarcerated me in that God forsaken place.
* I'm cool.
* Is that why you were in the cop shop? Trying to find another way out of the penal system?
* It's a surprise. Wait until we get to the cliffs. You'll find out then.
* It's about bloody time. I been in there doing a stretch I didn't deserve for too long.
* Just to be outta these clothes, to be able to get up when I want to get up and walk where I want to walk.
* Later on man, call me.
* Let alone eaten another prison meal or taken another fucking shower.
* Lose 'em before I lose my fucking mind, okay?
* Lose the cops. I'll try to lose the fucking cops.
* Name Derrick McReary ring any bells? He's my brother.
* Niko, send him packing.
* not that stale shit they pump through the correctional facility air condition units.
* Now this is a piece of luck. Things are looking up. Looking up alright.
* Oh Jesus. You've come.
* Okay, Derrick. I'll call you again when it's done.
* Or doing a kind turn for someone who's helped you out in the past. That's what this is about, isn't it?
* Release the handbreak, Packie. We need to get rid of the van as well.
* Shit, the cops have got choppers in the sky. That's fucking cheating.
* Shit, they're sending fucking choppers after us.
* Shit. The Aryan Brotherhood are going to be pissed, that's for damn sure. Sprung.
* So you thought you'd rat him out? This is the last sunset you've ever going to see. Enjoy it...
* Someone who feels you should get what you deserve.
* Sure, it's about payback.
* Thank Christ, the Virgin and every damn saint who ever walked on God's green Earth for you guys.
* That wasn't about getting out, that was pay back.
* That's what I want, sea air. Thank you, boys. Thank you.
* The way I got treated in there by the warden, the screw, by every fucking inmate in the joint.
* The whiskey, the women, every fucking thing a free man takes for granted.
* They've blocked the road. Hold on.
* This is a fucking miracle. Shit, I'm free. I've imagined this day for years.
* This is our prisoner, you will not take him.
* Trust the LCP-fucking-D to block the damn road.
* We better split up so the cops don't make us for what went down in the tunnel.
* We will not lose a prisoner on my watch.
* Well, Derrick's going to be relieved. Thanks for doing that, Niko.
* Well, hurry up and do it already.
* Who fucking knows? Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
* Who is it then, who do I got to thank?
* Who knows where I'm heading but it ain't Alderney. Maybe I'll go west. Follow the setting sun.
* You boys have got to know about giving it back to someone as good as they gave it to you.
* You boys, you boys... who sent you?


==Undertaker==
'''Bernie''': Said he'd found religion.
* Christ, that didn't have to happen.
* Come on, move it.
* Cover my family, Niko.
* Don't let 'em get my family, Niko.
* Fuck. Francis was an asshole but he didn't deserve to end up on the road like that.
* Go, go, go, go.
* Jesus, how'd that fuckin' happen?
* Jesus, they're coming out of that van. Keep 'em away from the church.
* Jesus, we lost Derrick, the poor bastard.
* Keep my family covered, alright?
* More people didn't have to die at a McReary funeral. I'll see you round.
* Okay, this is it. We can put him in the ground now.
* Shit, there's a car coming along the sidewalk.
* They're coming along the sidewalk, Niko. Hold fast.
* They've sent a whole van load. Hold 'em back, Niko.
* Watch that van, Niko. There's more of 'em coming out.
* Watch the car coming along the sidewalk, Niko.
* What are you waiting for? Go!
* You're fucking right it's a hard day.


==Waste Not Want Knots==
'''Bernie''': See you around. You're a great guy. I hope you find what you're looking for.
* It makes me stick to me damn stomach. See you, Niko.
* A whole lot to learn. I only wish I had the time to teach you.
* Ahh, fuck. It's a massacre. This ain't gonna be easy to explain.
* All that money floating in the Humboldt River.
* Alright, we're heading over to the docks in Dukes. Make it happen.
* Be cool man!
* Both of me boys is gone. I got to re-evaluate this shit.
* Christ, Niko. What the fuck?
* Come on, Niko, use your head. There are four of us.
* Don't worry about Gordo and Mikey, they ain't gonna have no troubles. You'll get your share.
* Fuck, Packie's down. I ain't hanging around.
* Gordo's down. This ain't good. I'm outta here.
* I am not so familiar with these English phrases, but isn't that meant to mean something was easy?
* I don't care so much about us, as long as the money makes it home safe.
* I like your attitude, Niko. I think we're gonna keep getting on real well.
* If you think I'm letting one of these reprobates sit on my knee, you're crazy.
* I'm goin' up to get the cash. Cover me, Niko.
* It'd be my fucking pleasure. See you at your ma's.
* I've got it boys. Prettiest thing I seen in all me days. I'll tell you that.
* Michael, Gordo watch our backs. Make sure none of these wops tries to come up behind us.
* Michael, Gordon tries anything you fucking shoot him. Understand?
* Michael's out. Does anyone know where he keeps his cash? Fuck it, I'm gone.
* Mikey, maybe you and me should take this cash down to Vice City. Have some fun.
* Nicely done, me boy. Nicely done. Like taking candy from a baby.
* Niko... Jesus.
* Okay, if you say you are right, you are right.
* See you soon, Niko.
* Shit, the boys is dead. I ain't hanging around. Later, Niko.
* Shit, you've sunk it. Looks like we're swimming to Dukes.
* Sure thing, Packie.
* That's got to be the office up there. I can smell the fucking money.
* Watch out!
* We made it, Niko. Who'd a thought we'd fucking survive that?
* What are you doing?
* What do ya fucking call this? Get us a car we can all fit in.
* What the hell have you done? I thought you were a damn sailor?
* When taking candy from babies you are not meant to have to kill a load of their employees.
* Why are we always waitin' for you?
* Why'd you have to go and sink it? Now we're swimming to Dukes.
* You guys take the money and meet me back at Ma's. Me and Niko are taking a swim.
* You have a lot to learn about the English language, my friend.
* You're trusting us with the money?


==Weekend at Florian's==
'''Elizabeta''': She's in on a trafficking beef. We'll keep each other company for the next five years.
* All that has changed is that I am hunting one man instead of two...
 
* Alright, fine.
'''Derrick''': Thanks for coming to the funeral, Niko. And for looking after me family. I was in no state to do nothing.
* Alright, this isn't the normal route I take but keep going.
 
* Can't say I'm entirely sure about this, head on though.
'''Niko''': That's great news. Thank you, Bernie.
* Chill, cousin. If you go so fast we aren't going to find it.
 
* Come on, NB. We won't ever find Florian unless you follow these directions.
'''Elizabeta''': This is Elizabeta's personal answer phone, please leave a message.
* Come on, Niko.
 
* Cousin, I know you want to find him soon, but you must go slowly to do it.
'''Elizabeta''': too many assholes, that was my problem. I got what I deserved.
* Cousin, Talbot is dead. We needed him to take us to Florian.
 
* Follow his direction or we will never get there, cousin.
'''Niko''': We are friends from the Old Country, nothing more. ~c~Can't he understand that?
* Get back here, Cousin.
 
* Get in the car. You're showing us where Florian lives.
'''Bernie''': We got angry, we got sad, we yelled, we cried,
* Get out of here. I don't want to see you at any more tournaments either.
 
* Get out of there, NB/
'''Bernie''': we hugged, we laughed.
* He got away from us, NB. We're not going to be able to find Florian now.
 
* Here we are, this is Bernie's place. Can I go?
'''Bernie''': We've broken up. I've been dumped. I'm finished.
* How're we going to kidnap someone with that car? Get something bigger.
 
* I think I can get us there if we keep going.
'''Niko''': What about finding Darko Brevic?
* I think we're close.
 
* I will be calm when we find Florian. See you, cousin.
'''Niko''': What's happened?
* I'm not having Talbot sit on my knee. Get a bigger car.
 
* I'm pretty sure we're close now.
'''Derrick''': Yeah, I guess every immigrant's story, ain't the fairytale yours is.
* Niko, be calm. We will find Florian soon.
 
* Niko, get out of the car.
'''Niko''': Yeah, mine's a real fairytale, Derrick. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Later on, man.
* Niko, you didn't need to kill him. He brought us here.
 
* Now that I know it was Darko, he is all I will be able to think about.
'''Patrick''': Yeah.
* Okay, I don't recognize this but keep going.
 
* Okay, we're getting closer.
'''Bernie''': You, what happened, Florian, Darko - everything.
* Put some pace on it, Niko.
 
* Ray, I ain't gonna find the guy I'm after.
'''Elizabeta''': You? Those bastards were after me long before you showed up. Too many parties, too much coke,
* Relax? This is not possible, Roman.
 
* Shit NB, are you cranked on speed? We have to go slow to find the address.
'''Niko''': You'll be okay. Go get a face pack, and stay in touch. I've got to go, see you later.
* Shit, I would've chased him if I'd known you were so slow.
 
* Shit, NB. I haven't got time to sit here while you fuck about.
==MF2AUD (84)==
* Shit. Fucking cocksucker.
'''U. L. Paper''': After all that trouble, you didn't even kill him. Remarkable.
* Shit. Motherfucking shit.
 
* Slow, slowly, catch monkey, NB. We won't find him if you are racing.
'''Niko''': Come on, Mallorie. Roman wouldn't do something like that to the love of his life.
* So, it was Darko Brevic who betrayed you. Now you know. You should relax.
 
* Speed up, NB, he's getting away.
'''Mallorie''': Do you know where Vlad is?
* Start again like he did.
 
* Stay on this street.
'''Niko''': For him, death would have been a release. For me, another stain I do not need.
* Stop fucking about and get to this place, cousin.
 
* There is no starting again. Darko Brevic may not be here in Liberty City, but he's still out there.
'''Mallorie''': Give him some of his own medicine - find out if he was serious about me.
* Ummm, I might be lost but keep going and I'll see if I can get there.
 
* Ummm. I really don't recognize this. I can't help you from here I'm afraid.
'''Mallorie''': He could be dead in the river for all I care. I just want to put that shit behind me -
* We aren't going to find this palce if you keep messing around.
 
* We must go slowly to find this place, NB.
'''Mallorie''': He don't act like it. Piece of shit, when I get my hands on him I'm going to...
* We're nearly there guys.
 
* We're pretty near now.
'''Mallorie''': Hey, Niko. It's Mallorie. I've got a personal question for you.
* What has Bernie gotten me into?
 
* What you playing at, NB?
'''Mallorie''': Hey, you've reached the phone of the future Mrs. Bellic. Leave me or Roman a message and we'll get back to you.
* Where am I going?
 
* You think we're stupid, Talbot? We have been here already.
'''Niko''': I haven't seen him.
 
'''Niko''': I looked at him and realized that revenge was not what I wanted after all.
 
'''Mallorie''': I must be getting paranoid. Of course Roman wouldn't. Thanks Niko.
 
'''Mallorie''': Listen, I'll level with you - I stupidly got involved with him to get back at Roman, for all his playing around.
 
'''U. L. Paper''': Maybe you have learned something, Bellic. Goodbye and good luck. Try to live a good life.
 
'''Mallorie''': Niko, tell me straight. Was Roman with another woman last night? I swear I'm going to cut his balls off.
 
'''Mallorie''': Now these Russian putas keep calling me asking where he is, like I fucking know.
 
'''U.L. Paper''': Now, you're useless to me. We need someone who wants something, someone with burning desires.
 
'''Mallorie''': Puto, where are the scissors? Where are the fucking scissors?
 
'''Mallorie''': Roman and I are getting on well now, and I don't want this shit to jeopardize anything. Thanks Niko.
 
'''U. L. Paper''': So, you got your revenge. I hope it gave you the satisfaction you were looking for.
 
'''Niko''': Sure.
 
'''Niko''': What do you want, to make me do more "good things for your cause"?
 
'''U.L. Paper''': You have nothing left. Goodbye and good luck.
 
'''Niko''': You know Roman, he has these other women but you're the only one he loves.
 
==MF3AUD (121)==
'''Roman''': After she spends tonight with me her sexual expectations will be so high that no other man will be able to fulfill them.
 
'''Roman''': Alright NB, quick question. I'm playing blackjack.
 
'''Roman''': Alright, alright, thanks for the lecture, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Ask me what I'm doing later. Come on, ask me.
 
'''Roman''': Dammit, the ball landed on double zero. We were screwed either way. See you.
 
'''Niko''': Does Mallorie have her urges too?
 
'''Roman''': Don't crush my high, man. Of course I'll be careful. Cover for me, alright.
 
'''Niko''': Don't lose any more money. Stick with your original bet.
 
'''Niko''': Go for it.
 
'''Roman''': I already feel sorry for her, and them.
 
'''Roman''': I am ruining a beautiful woman for every other man on earth.
 
'''Roman''': I could have won so much more. Speak to you later, NB.
 
'''Roman''': I do, but a man has his urges.
 
'''Roman''': I need some of your magic. The ball is in play. Should I bet black?
 
'''Roman''': I think I'm enough of a man to satisfy her but she can do what she likes.
 
'''Roman''': I'll call her in a few days.
 
'''Roman''': I'll remember this when one of your girlfriends calls me, okay? Later on, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': I'm not going to give you a lecture about Mallorie, Roman.
 
'''Roman''': I'm playing roulette, cousin and I'm not doing too good.
 
'''Roman''': I've got to go, Niko. See you soon.
 
'''Niko''': Just be careful, some of those Bean Machine bitches give out blowjobs with the cappuccinos.
 
'''Niko''': Maybe that will stop you fucking her around. If you love her like you say you do you should show her respect.
 
'''Roman''': Maybe, I don't know.
 
'''Roman''': NB. NB, you're a great cousin. Thank you for convincing Mallorie that I wasn't cheating.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you should have seen the woman who just hit on me - a neurotic goddess!
 
'''Niko''': No, put your money on red, Roman.
 
'''Roman''': She's a barista at the local Bean Machine.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, fucking zero. The house edge. You have worse luck than me, Niko. Later.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, I got a ten. That's twenty one in total.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, I got a two. This isn't good, NB. I might be going to the pawn shop later. See you.
 
'''Niko''': The restrooms in those places are cleaner than the baristas.
 
'''Roman''': There's a lot of money on the line. Do I double down on eleven?
 
'''Niko''': What about Mallorie, Roman. I thought you said you loved her?
 
'''Niko''': What are you doing later?
 
'''Roman''': What the fuck are you saying to Mallorie, NB? She fucking attacked me with some scissors.
 
'''Niko''': Yes, I did, but I'm not happy about it, Roman. You should treat her with more respect than that.
 
'''Niko''': Yes, put your money on black, Roman.
 
==MF4AUD (100)==
'''Niko''': Anything?
 
'''Roman''': Call me if you want to hang out afterwards, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Chill out, Roman. There's nothing to worry about. I'm coming.
 
'''Niko''': Do you want me to come pick you up?
 
'''Roman''': Hey man, I heard you got a ride in one of my cabs.
 
'''Roman''': I am talking serious money, Niko. This is not the sort of cash you carry around in your track pants.
 
'''Roman''': I couldn't understand completely, something about Babylon. That guy is crazy.
 
'''Roman''': I didn't think she'd be a cop.
 
'''Niko''': I don't know, this and that. I've been hanging out with Little Jacob.
 
'''Roman''': I don't want you running off to the other side of Liberty City and only calling me to ask for cabs.
 
'''Roman''': I know you wouldn't, Niko. Let's hang out soon.
 
'''Niko''': I wouldn't abuse our friendship like that, Roman. Don't worry.
 
'''Roman''': I'm on a cold streak with the betting. I'll talk to you soon.
 
'''Roman''': It's like a dating site only these girls are really up for it. You know? Later on, NB.
 
'''Roman''': Like getting drunk or shooting pool. Later on, NB.
 
'''Roman''': Maybe I have, I owe a lot of money, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': Maybe you were right about him being fun to hang with but he's crazy.
 
'''Niko''': Michelle is some kind of cop or informant or something, I don't know. What the fuck, man?
 
'''Roman''': NB, Jacob told me some weird shit went down with Michelle.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I feel like when we are hanging out it always has to be about something.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I just found the best site ever. It's called craplist.net and you can get anything on there.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, my cousin. Tell me I was right.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, Niko, I think I'm being followed. I swear it.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, this is important. Do you know anyone who can lend me money?
 
'''Niko''': No, I'm fucking crazy for trusting anyone.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, alright. We should hang out more. Call me if you ever want to do anything fun.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, that's cool. Later on, NB.
 
'''Roman''': Right about Brucie. He's more than just a steroid fuelled maniac, he's a good guy.
 
'''Niko''': Right about what?
 
'''Niko''': Roman, have you been gambling? I will give you any money you need.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, Niko, I'm sorry for putting the two of you together.
 
'''Niko''': That makes two of us. Later on, Roman.
 
'''Niko''': That's probably because you are always either working or being hassled by loansharks.
 
'''Brucie''': The 'roid rage has screwed up his head so I think I'll just be hangin' with him. No more work.
 
'''Niko''': This time is different because I haven't pissed anyone off.
 
'''Roman''': Those other times I hid, I was right to be nervous, wasn't I?
 
'''Roman''': Well, I've only checked women and you can get them on there.
 
'''Roman''': Well, you know what they say, nothing in this country is free. I'm joking.
 
'''Roman''': Whatever is mine is yours as long as you are hanging out with me.
 
'''Roman''': Where are you, cousin? I'm waiting near Perestroika. Get here soon, okay?
 
'''Niko''': Yeah, thank you for arranging that, Roman. Will I have to pay for the next one?
 
'''Roman''': You know, we don't have enough fun together.
 
'''Roman''': You two are friends now? This is great. I thought you'd get along.
 
'''Roman''': You've been hanging out with him.
 
==MF5AUD (153)==
'''Roman''': Come on, NB. I do get it. Liberty is a crazy place.
 
'''Niko''': Cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Enjoy her, Cousin. Later on.
 
'''Niko''': I don't know, I just met someone in the street. It was weird.
 
'''Roman''': I hear you were seen out on the town with a sexy young girl. Who is she?
 
'''Roman''': I hope you took her back to the apartment and had your way with her, Niko. Did she have nice titties?
 
'''Niko''': I'll try to. Later on.
 
'''Niko''': It wasn't like that. You don't get it.
 
'''Roman''': It's all sport, NB. Have some fun with her. Later on, cousin. I'm proud of you.
 
'''Roman''': NB, you are certainly my cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, man. What's up?
 
'''Roman''': No connections to your friends no chance of your girlfriend finding out.
 
'''Niko''': Not much, cousin. I've gone on a date with this girl I met on Lovemeet.
 
'''Roman''': Remember to make it clear that you are a red blooded animal though and you won't be tied down
 
'''Niko''': Roman, you are right about Liberty City. It is a crazy place.
 
'''Niko''': Roman, you'd never believe it but I met this girl on Craplist.
 
'''Niko''': She's called Kiki, she's a lawyer.
 
'''Roman''': some of them want to fuck you. It's mad cousin. Enjoy the ride.
 
'''Niko''': Some trust-funder called Alex. I don't really like her but it's something to do, isn't it?
 
'''Roman''': That is a useful profession considering your job, NB. Good work.
 
'''Niko''': That won't be a problem, Roman. We're not serious. I'll talk to you soon.
 
'''Roman''': The best place to find a woman, NB.
 
'''Roman''': There are all types of people here. Most of them ignore you, some of them want to employ you, some of them want to kill you,
 
'''Roman''': to a monogamous relationship.
 
'''Roman''': What happened to you, Niko?
 
'''Roman''': Who is the lucky lady?
 
'''Roman''': You are a Bellic, remember, and you can't help playing the field. You don't want her getting jealous.
 
==MF6AUD (54)==
'''Playboy X''': But, word is born, none of them bitches can bring back my man Dwayne.
 
'''Playboy X''': Did it hurt? Tell me it didn't hurt him.
 
'''Manny''': Drop a message after the beat. Peace.
 
'''Niko''': I can't tell you what happens when it ends, friend. I can tell you that we'll all find out at some point though.
 
'''Playboy X''': I met you with Liz in SoBo. We had some troubles with a UC called Charlie.
 
'''Playboy X''': I own this city, player. I can look at anyone in this town and they gonna kill for me.
 
'''Playboy X''': I'll show you what you can make of yourself when you start hustling.
 
'''Niko''': Not really my thing, but I'll come if you're paying.
 
'''Playboy X''': Now you talking. I got something for you, player. Come to my crib, you been there before.
 
'''Niko''': Playboy?
 
'''Niko''': Playboy? I thought you didn't want to talk to me no more. Too cold hearted?
 
'''Niko''': Sure, you own this city, right?
 
'''Playboy X''': There ain't no bringing back those you love, that the truth, money. No matter how powerful you are.
 
'''Playboy X''': Yo money, whatup? This is Playboy.
 
'''Manny''': Yo, streets need you, Niko. They'll pay.
 
'''Manny''': Yo, streets. I need you to come over here and help me with some aggressive public relations.
 
'''Manny''': Yo, this is streets. Streets need to sleep, streets need to eat so they don't answer the phone the whole time.
 
'''Playboy X''': You popped him, man. He raised me, showed me everything a G need to see. Just tell me it didn't hurt him none.
 
'''Niko''': You should have known that when you asked me to kill him. I'm hanging up now, Playboy. Goodbye.
 
==MF7AUD (68)==
'''Ray''': Because of that I got Phil telling me that the Peg - Jimmy Pegorino - is pissed.
 
'''Ray''': Dammit, Nicky. Cut the bullshit. You got 'em? Where are they?
 
'''Niko''': Dwayne, it was her. She screwed you over while you were inside. She's dead now.
 
'''Niko''': Dwayne, man. I bumped into your ex. The one that messed you around while you were in the joint.
 
'''Niko''': Dwayne, she's no good for you. Forget about her. We'll hang out soon. Later on.
 
'''Ray''': Getting too close to the skipper's wife.
 
'''Niko''': Having man troubles. I helped her out.
 
'''Niko''': Hey, Ray. I got some bad news for you. You weren't the only one who thought they owned those diamonds.
 
'''Niko''': I bumped into her, man. I helped her out with a problem she was having.
 
'''Ray''': I don't wanna see you get caught up in it, that's all. Just looking out for ya, pal.
 
'''Ray''': I mean, you got a whole city full a potential lays and he's chasing the skipper's cooze.
 
'''Ray''': I told you to take our half of the money, and I said let Johnny take the half and you hold onto the other half.
 
'''Ray''': Nicky, I got a piece of advice for ya - stay away from Phil. He's causing himself some problems.
 
'''Dwayne''': Niko, man. I was out today and I saw this bitch coming out a nail place. She looked just like my old girl, Cherise.
 
'''Dwayne''': Oh yeah, how she be?
 
'''Dwayne''': Shit, man. I coulda sworn it was her.
 
'''Ray''': Shit. Come to Drusilla's. And get here sharp.
 
'''Dwayne''': So, you ain't no item? It ain't like that, is it Niko?
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, man. She's gone. Maybe things coulda been different in another life.
 
'''Ray''': That fucking snake in the grass. When I'm done with that motherfucker...
 
'''Niko''': That is not my business.
 
'''Dwayne''': The one you said you killed with Jayvon outside the arcade. You sure that was her?
 
'''Dwayne''': This Dwayne. Don't know why I'm doing this. Nobody leaving me messages. You all fake.
 
'''Niko''': Turns out a serious Russian called Bulgarin claims ownership as well.
 
'''Niko''': Who are you talking about?
 
'''Dwayne''': Word.
 
'''Dwayne''': You a good friend, Niko. She ask about me? You think she been thinking about this fool?
 
'''Dwayne''': You all got love for a fool at the top and don't know a fool at the bottom. Out.
 
'''Ray''': You got jumped by a white trash biker, Nicky.
 
==MF8AUD (68)==
'''Francis''': Actually, I ain't heard nothing. I've seen him walking down Vauxite Street in the middle of the day.
 
'''Francis''': Alright already. You want me to turn water into wine as well?
 
'''Niko''': And the problem with having a dirty cop for a kid is that he'll kill his own brother if he gets in his way.
 
'''Francis''': But I'll be more of a wreck if any one finds out about this.
 
'''Niko''': Don't make me do something I'll regret.
 
'''Francis''': Easy there, Niko. You think this has been easy for me? I ain't sleeping nights. I'm a wreck.
 
'''Niko''': Francis, I got some of your colleagues on me. Get rid of them.
 
'''Niko''': Francis, your fellow police officers are starting to irritate me.
 
'''Niko''': Frankie boy, it's time for you to get me out of trouble.
 
'''Francis''': Fuck, I shoulda just shot him in the line of duty.
 
'''Niko''': Gerry, what's this about?
 
'''Gerald''': Great. Look, Niko. I've always been responsible for my family. Now, one of my brothers is dead and I'm on the inside.
 
'''Niko''': He said he'd get outta town. I thought that'd be enough for you.
 
'''Niko''': Hey, Francis. I'm feeling the heat. Cool things down.
 
'''Niko''': Hey, I don't like the sound of sirens. Tell your cop friends to stay away from me.
 
'''Niko''': Hey, I'm playing this game of cops and robbers and it's getting boring. End it.
 
'''Francis''': I guess that's the problem with having gangsters for kids.
 
'''Francis''': I just heard that Clarence Jones - that no good, kid killing, drug dealer I paid you to whack - is still alive.
 
'''Gerald''': I want you to look after 'em is all. Keep an eye on 'em. Make sure no harm comes to them. It's a fucked up world out there.
 
'''Niko''': I'll do what I can, man.
 
'''Francis''': I'll make some calls.
 
'''Francis''': I'll pull some strings.
 
'''Francis''': I'll see what I can do...
 
'''Gerald''': In here too, for that matter.
 
'''Francis''': Jesus. You're out of control. I'll do my best.
 
'''Francis''': Keep your trap shut and I'll try to keep you outta the pen for a bit longer. See ya round.
 
'''Niko''': Maybe at the next McReary family function. Whatever that might be.
 
'''Francis''': Niko, a gunfight at my brothers funeral? My poor, poor Ma.
 
'''Gerald''': Niko, it's Gerry.
 
'''Kate''': She didn't need to say goodbye to Derrick with that going on.
 
'''Niko''': Shit, Niko. You're gonna get me arrested. I'll try.
 
'''Francis''': Sorry, you've gone past my jurisdiction. Don't mention my name if you get caught.
 
'''Gerald''': They're gonna need some looking after. Especially young Patrick and Katie, my sis.
 
'''Operator''': We apologize for the inconvenience but this number has been disconnected.
 
'''Francis''': What, are you mental? You shouldn't even be calling me when you're this hot. I don't know you.
 
'''Niko''': Yo, Frankie. The smell of bacon is starting to get on my nerves. Get these cops off my back.
 
'''Francis''': You're a fucking Weazel, Niko. I trusted your word and you screwed me. Goodbye.
 
'''Francis''': You're getting too much attention. I can't do nothing.
 
==MF9AUD (49)==
'''Pegorino''': A nice apartment in Alderney City, on Mahesh Avenue. Real classy.
 
'''Vlad''': Ahh, the dumb yokel, I meant to call this girl I'm seeing.
 
'''Pegorino''': And that means we're looking after your cousin too. That guy likes to gamble, don't he?
 
'''Niko''': Dimitri and I had unfinished business so I went ahead and finished it.
 
'''Pegorino''': Don't get cute, kid. It don't suit you. You're staying in Alderney now, just like me and Phil.
 
'''Pegorino''': Don't worry about that cousin of yours, he won't be in no danger sleeping in your Algonquin pad by his self.
 
'''Pegorino''': Forget about it. I'm gonna hold onto it for a while. Least I could do. Ciao.
 
'''Pegorino''': Ha, sure, Niko. I'm giving you a gift.
 
'''Vlad''': Hey baby, how about I take your beautiful ass out tonight? Maybe we can take one of your fat boyfriend's cabs...
 
'''Niko''': Hey, let's keep this a business relationship.
 
'''Niko''': Hey, sorry things didn't work out, goodbye.
 
'''Pegorino''': How hard would it have been to suck up your pride to do one deal? Now, I got nothing left to lose.
 
'''Pegorino''': I bought some of his debt for him. Now he don't have to worry about no loansharks coming after him, just me.
 
'''Pegorino''': I guess I will. The horse is gone and I can't get Phil on the phone.
 
'''Pegorino''': I had that deal set up. I needed this, it was my only way back in and you fucked me.
 
'''Niko''': I never made any promises to you, Mr. Pegorino.
 
'''Niko''': I'd prefer to be a paid employee than a relative.
 
'''Niko''': I'm my own man and I follow my own instincts.
 
'''Niko''': I'm not in the family, I'm your employee, Mr. Pegorino. You seem to get this stuff confused.
 
'''Niko''': Money's not what motivates everyone, Mr. Pegorino. I had more important things to think about.
 
'''Pegorino''': Niko, It's Jimmy. You're doing real well, kid. You're becoming part of the family.
 
'''Pegorino''': Niko, what's up, listen. This family's falling a-fucking part.
 
'''Niko''': Now, I'm out. I don't want to get involved in this shit no more. Good luck to you.
 
'''Pegorino''': Salve. This is Jimmy Pegorino's phone. Leave a message.
 
'''Niko''': That's something you're going to have to accept.
 
'''Niko''': This is a gift, Jimmy, or a way for you to keep your eye on me?
 
'''Pegorino''': We're lucky to have you in the family.
 
'''Pegorino''': What'd'ya mean, Niko? We're family. We've welcomed you into the fold.
 
'''Niko''': Who are you calling, Vlad?
 
'''Pegorino''': Who knows what's happened to him. Think of all the money you coulda made.
 
'''Pegorino''': Who'd a thought an immigrant from the wrong side of the Adriatic would be the most reliable soldier we got?
 
'''Niko''': You don't need to do that for my cousin, Mr. Pegorino. I can handle all his debt. I'll cover it.
 
'''Pegorino''': You smug fucking bastard, after all I done for you, you play me like this.
 
'''Pegorino''': You're a snake. You've turned around and bit the hand that fed you.
 
==MF10AUD (96)==
'''Niko''': Alright, discuss it.
 
'''Dimitri''': Come on, I put you in a position to make a lot of money.
 
'''Dimitri''': Don't call when you have nothing.
 
'''Dimitri''': Goodbye.
 
'''Niko''': Hey friend, there's no one's here right now.
 
'''Niko''': How can you be too good?
 
'''Dimitri''': I don't know, I'm just surprised you have not found more success with your... talents.
 
'''Dimitri''': I hope to see you there.
 
'''Dimitri''': I hope to see you there.
 
'''Dimitri''': I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk all evening. I hope to see you there.
 
'''Dimitri''': I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk from 8pm until 1am.
 
'''Niko''': I'm kind of busy right now. Liberty City's an interesting place.
 
'''Dimitri''': Is it done yet?
 
'''Dimitri''': It was a gamble and it paid off.
 
'''Dimitri''': Mr. Faustin does not care about how hard you are trying, he cares about this getting done.
 
'''Dimitri''': Mr. Faustin, does not like to be bothered with trivialities. Goodbye.
 
'''Dimitri''': Niko, I heard you got the money. This is great. Everything turned out perfectly.
 
'''Dimitri''': Niko, it is Dimitri. We have something to discuss.
 
'''Dimitri''': Niko, you are doing very well for us. You are good, almost too good.
 
'''Niko''': No thanks to you, you piece of shit. You fucked me and Phil with that stunt.
 
'''Niko''': No, I'm doing my best though.
 
'''Niko''': Not everyone gets lucky.
 
'''Niko''': Nothing yet.
 
'''Niko''': Only if no news is good news.
 
'''Dimitri''': Then why are you calling me? Goodbye, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': They might want to make different decisions. Enjoy your life, I don't want nothing more to do with you.
 
'''Niko''': This is Niko Bellic.
 
'''Dimitri''': We need to talk in person.
 
'''Dimitri''': We need to talk in person.
 
'''Dimitri''': We need to talk in person. I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk from 5pm to 3am.
 
'''Dimitri''': What have you got for Mr. Faustin?
 
'''Niko''': Yeah, you should give people the heads up before you gamble with their lives.
 
'''Dimitri''': You have good news?
 
'''Niko''': You might want to check in jail or hospital. This city is full of crazy people.
 
'''Dimitri''': You should have thought of that earlier.
 
'''Dimitri''': You're right. You are lucky now though. This is a good partnership.
 
==MF12AUD (102)==
'''Kate''': And you found this guy, did you?
 
'''Niko''': Can't do what?
 
'''Niko''': He was my family.
 
'''Niko''': Hello, Kate. How are you?
 
'''Niko''': Hey. What's up?
 
'''Kate''': Hi Niko. You've been on my mind a lot recently. Are you okay?
 
'''Kate''': I can't do this.
 
'''Kate''': I don't know what to say... I know how much he meant to you.
 
'''Kate''': I don't normally like the hoods who hang out with my brothers, but you seem different.
 
'''Kate''': I don't want to know what you did to him. Just tell me how you feel.
 
'''Niko''': I have been looking for a man for a long time.
 
'''Kate''': I like you, I like you too much, but I know you. I know the life you lead.
 
'''Niko''': I still feel empty though. The void is still there.
 
'''Niko''': I thought that finding him would make me whole again.
 
'''Kate''': I was just wondering if you wanted to do something sometime?
 
'''Kate''': I'll send you an email. Goodbye.
 
'''Kate''': I'm fucking awful if you must know.
 
'''Kate''': I'm sorry about Roman. I'm sorry about the life you've led. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
 
'''Niko''': It is all I have thought about for a long time.
 
'''Kate''': it means, I don't what it fucking means. I'm sorry.
 
'''Kate''': It means, I love you, but I won't bring children into this world to be raised without a father...
 
'''Kate''': It means... it means I'm going away.
 
'''Niko''': Maybe I am different.
 
'''Kate''': Niko, it's Kate.
 
'''Kate''': Niko, it's me. I'm so sorry about Roman. I'm so sorry.
 
'''Niko''': Please don't say that. Why?
 
'''Kate''': See you, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': Someone who betrayed me, caused a lot of my friends to die.
 
'''Niko''': Sure, I'll be there in the next hour. I'll see you then, Kate.
 
'''Niko''': Sure.
 
'''Niko''': Thank you.
 
'''Niko''': This is strange. Things have been weird recently.
 
'''Niko''': What does that mean?
 
'''Kate''': What's happened?
 
'''Kate''': Yeah, I'll see you there, Niko.
 
==MF13AUD (130)==
'''Niko''': All I know is that Dimitri is your friend, I do not think he would betray you like this.
 
'''Faustin''': As an alternative, leave me a message.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Boy, he's done a lot of growing up, ya know. He's a wise dread now.
 
'''Michelle''': Business? Isn't it owned by some Russian gangster?
 
'''Faustin''': But if you did, Niko.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Call me soon, Niko. I and I should link up sometime, seen?
 
'''Niko''': Did she kick your ass, man?
 
'''Faustin''': Dimitri is not rat like Vlad, but no one can be trusted. No one.
 
'''Faustin''': Don't forget that. Me. Remember that.
 
'''Michelle''': Don't let anyone bully you because you're an immigrant.
 
'''Niko''': Freak coincidence Michelle. This is only explanation for it. Is a real tragedy.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Gimme a call if you want hang with Jacob sometime, seen? One love.
 
'''Michelle''': Goodbye, Niko. Look after yourself.
 
'''Faustin''': He is just another shit from the Old Country, running around with his boys.
 
'''Faustin''': He only tries to prove he is the man with biggest dick.
 
'''Faustin''': He will mourn for a time and then move on, he has chosen this life for his family.
 
'''Michelle''': Hey, Niko. Did you hear that Vlad has gone missing?
 
'''Niko''': His son is dead.
 
'''Faustin''': I am in charge, Niko. Not Dimitri.
 
'''Niko''': I do not know if Roman is wise...
 
'''Niko''': I do not take kindly to threats or false accusations.
 
'''Niko''': I don't know who this guy was. I think he's government deal or something. They're making me work for them.
 
'''Niko''': I have no involvement with your daughter.
 
'''Niko''': I hear he was actually successful with ladies even though he was such a pig.
 
'''Niko''': I never took you for the jealous type, Michelle. I was just there on business. Do not worry.
 
'''Niko''': I see you at the wedding, Jacob.
 
'''Faustin''': I think I make myself clear.
 
'''Little Jacob''': I was thinking you might get turned off with us and just wanna hang with your cousin.
 
'''Niko''': I will try.
 
'''Niko''': I would not know. Just making a delivery.
 
'''Faustin''': If you even think about her in that way while you jerking off, remind yourself of what I am saying.
 
'''Michelle''': If you guys need anything, just ask. If you guys had got caught up with some bad people, you'd tell me right?
 
'''Faustin''': Is Dimitri giving it to my wife, Ilyena?
 
'''Niko''': It is, man. I'm real happy for them.
 
'''Niko''': Jacob, Michelle was into some strange shit. I got called to an office in Algonquin.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Let's hang out soon, seen? Hit me up. One love.
 
'''Michelle''': Michelle is dead, she only existed to serve a certain purpose.
 
'''Faustin''': My man is down in Vice fucking City. Shit, you fucking incompetent.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Nah, man. Dere ain't nothing going on at the moment, ya know.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Niko man, Badman tell I ya help him wit some Russian bumba clots.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Niko me man, Roman and Mallorie a get married. Big tings!
 
'''Michelle''': Niko, a friend of mine saw you coming out of Perestroika the other day.
 
'''Faustin''': Niko, do not let Dimitri worry you about Kenny Petrovic.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Niko, how's it going? Me hear ya be working for de Alderney boys, de Pegorinos.
 
'''Kate''': Niko, I am so sorry to hear about those fires. Roman's two places burning down at once.
 
'''Michelle''': Niko, I thought I'd call you one last time to apologize. I used you.
 
'''Faustin''': Niko, you are my employee, you must answer my questions.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Niko, you hear anything about dat gal Michelle? She put a lot of pressure pon ya me bredren?
 
'''Faustin''': Niko... friend, listen you got any toot? I need some fucking powder.
 
'''Faustin''': No, no, of course not. This was test.
 
'''Niko''': Nobody will bully me, Michelle. Do not worry.
 
'''Michelle''': Now that I've blown my cover, she has to die.
 
'''Niko''': Okay, what's up man? You and Badman got some work for me?
 
'''Faustin''': Please call when I can make myself available for all business or personal arrangements.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Rhaatid. She be in dere wit a Babylon agent. A least dem don't send you back home, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': Roman's my cousin, I get sick of him but I'm stuck with him.
 
'''Niko''': See you soon Michelle, don't get so paranoid, yeah?
 
'''Little Jacob''': Seen, me bredren. Roman's a good man as any man to be stuck with ya know, star.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Seen, me bredren. Ya righteous. Badman ain't vexed as he usually is right now.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Seen, Niko. De mafia dons are in Algonquin. Dem mascots over dere in Alderney.
 
'''Michelle''': She doesn't exist anymore. The apartment has been cleared out, the phone is about to be cut off.
 
'''Faustin''': She is too good for you. I will fucking castrate you.
 
'''Faustin''': So you get rid of my daughter's biker boyfriend and now you think you can, how you say, ball her?
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, my friend. I ain't got nothing.
 
'''Niko''': Surely a man like you knows how to source some white?
 
'''Niko''': Tell me about it. For now we should just worry about keeping out of prison. Speak to you soon, man.
 
'''Niko''': Thanks, man. I just hope they don't try to get you into the same shit. Later on.
 
'''Niko''': That's the impression I'm beginning to get.
 
'''Faustin''': The only time he's calm is when he's taking his pills.
 
'''Michelle''': The person you are speaking to is very different from her.
 
'''Faustin''': The responsibility is on his shoulders. Do not listen to Dimitri's paranoia.
 
'''Niko''': There seems to be a pattern emerging, doesn't there Michelle?
 
'''Michelle''': Was it arson? Is Roman caught up with some gangsters or something?
 
'''Faustin''': We have no worries about him.
 
'''Faustin''': What fucking good are you if you don't got some shit for me?
 
'''Little Jacob''': Ya need any help, me dere for ya.
 
'''Niko''': Yeah, beggers can't be choosers, man.
 
'''Niko''': Yeah, he's a friend of yours so I looked after him.
 
'''Niko''': Yeah, is a real shame. Probably ran off with some woman.
 
'''Michelle''': Yeah, maybe that is what happened. See you soon then.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Yo, me tink she kicked every ass inna South Bohan, ya know star.
 
'''Little Jacob''': Yo, Niko. How's tings?
 
'''Niko''': You did, and now some guy in a suit is using me instead.
 
'''Michelle''': You haven't been taking another girl there have you?
 
'''Faustin''': You see anything, you will say.
 
==MF14AUD (120)==
'''Niko''': A place of my own, eh?
 
'''Patrick''': Anyway, listen you want to hang out some time, go for some drinks, give us a call.
 
'''Patrick''': Anyways, I weren't talking about me. When are you making an honest woman of my sister?
 
'''Patrick''': Gerry said you did good by him - he's grateful. Says you're the first decent person I ever introduced him to.
 
'''Niko''': Good idea. Let's hang out soon. I'll be in touch.
 
'''Gravelli''': Good luck with that thing. Goodbye.
 
'''Niko''': Good.
 
'''Gravelli''': Goodbye then.
 
'''Patrick''': Half my mates is dead and the other half is in AA so I'm kinda bored.
 
'''Niko''': Hey.
 
'''Gravelli''': I can't have my time wasted with calls like this.
 
'''Niko''': I don't know. Did you get one of those cheap sluts you go home with pregnant?
 
'''Niko''': I don't think I like it any better than you and your brother do. We gotta make a living though, don't we?
 
'''Patrick''': I got a call from Ray saying Jimmy P wants to keep you close.
 
'''Patrick''': I might come from a religious family, but I ain't gonna take some chick down the aisle 'cause she ain't looking after herself.
 
'''Niko''': If they paid me enough and helped me find the man I'm after, I'd sleep in a basket at the end of Pegorino's bed.
 
'''Niko''': I'll do my best
 
'''Gravelli''': I'm an old man and I haven't got long left.
 
'''Gravelli''': It's done is it, Niko? You're a fast worker.
 
'''Niko''': Kate and I are just friends. That's all Packie.
 
'''Patrick''': Niko man.
 
'''Patrick''': Niko, my man, how's it going? How you like working for those guidos?
 
'''Gravelli''': Niko, you've done it then. Great.
 
'''Niko''': No, it's not done yet, Mr. Gravelli. I'm working on it.
 
'''Niko''': No, Mr. Gravelli. Nothing important. I'll call you later.
 
'''Operator''': Please leave a message
 
'''Operator''': Please leave a message.
 
'''Operator''': Please leave a message.
 
'''Niko''': Roman's going to miss me, but it'll be useful. Thanks, Packie, later on.
 
'''Patrick''': So when's the fucking wedding?
 
'''Gravelli''': Speak to me again when it's done.
 
'''Patrick''': Sure, Niko. Keep telling yourself that.
 
'''Niko''': That's not why I'm calling, Mr. Gravelli.
 
'''Gravelli''': That's unless you want to listen to an old man cough his lungs out.
 
'''Operator''': The owner of this Badger cellphone is not available.
 
'''Operator''': The owner of this Whiz wireless cellphone is not available.
 
'''Patrick''': They're setting you up with a pad in Alderney.
 
'''Operator''': This Badger cellphone is switched off.
 
'''Operator''': This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.
 
'''Operator''': This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.
 
'''Operator''': This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.
 
'''Operator''': This Tinkle cellphone is switched off.
 
'''Operator''': This Whiz wireless cellphone is switched off.
 
'''Gravelli''': Well, call me back later then.
 
'''Gravelli''': What is it, Niko? Something important?
 
'''Niko''': What is it?
 
'''Patrick''': Yeah, I think you're doing too good for 'em.
 
'''Patrick''': Yes - you better stop embarrassing me - if I lose my reputation as the family fuck up, I'll never forgive you.
 
==Unlabeled==
188667121 ~z~Liz is a bad gal fo' real, ya know?
 
3186936874 ~z~Go home and get some sleep then meet me at the church for 10am.
 
4166487555 ~z~Good, NB. I'll talk to you later on.
 
2889203748 ~z~Her name is Carmen. I met her on Lovemeet.
 
3586279999 ~z~Come pick me up, I'm free now.
 
3745496470 ~z~Hello?
 
489531195 ~z~I know, I'm just really sorry.
 
3827711222 ~z~I'd love to, but I'm in the middle of something.
 
3530070395 ~z~I'd really love to Kate - but I'm in the middle of something crazy.
 
846529443 ~z~Niko, hi. It's Katie, Patrick's sister.
 
1557342080 ~z~I'll stop by, man. I'll see you there.
 
658417025 ~z~Niko, it's Packie.
 
1262636637 ~z~The owner of this Tinkle cellphone is not available.
 
1033961404 ~z~There ain't no one here right now. Please leave a message.
 
2551732218 ~z~NB, what's up?
 
550624362 ~z~Roman, why're you whispering? Are you hiding in a trash can again or the trunk of a car.
 
4248812080 ~z~She was always saying she wanted to meet a mysterious man from the East. I thought she was kinky,
 
3493268122 ~z~Liberty City Dump... I don't know. They got thrown into traffic.
 
3237437137 ~z~Nah, man. Don't worry about that. She's not my type. We'll hang out soon.
 
3793199377 ~z~Yo, I hear you been rolling with Cherise, Niko. You two tight now?
 
1394617618 ~z~Hey.
 
3823105326 ~z~Please hang up and try again.
 
2024470567 ~z~So long.
 
==Fixer's Assassinations==
* Alright brother.
 
* Enjoy the peace and quiet.
 
* Fill your day with something other than killing.
 
* Handle this like you did the last one and we'll collect our money without problems.
 
* I haven't got any jobs for you right now.
 
* I'll give you the job. You need to be confident that it'll go smooth this time though.
 
* Just relax.
 
* Keep your head like you did the last time and everyone walks away happy.
 
* The city is at rest for the time being.
 
* There are files available, but they will need to be closed.
 
* There's a job.
 
* There's nothing on my desk, my brother.
 
* There's nothing out there right now, brother.
 
* This is a down period, man. I haven't got anything for you.
 
* Yes, brother.
 
* You cannot leave them open like you did last time.
 
==Video games==
* Cousin, I can't play no games with you just now. Sorry.
 
* Cousin, I cannot game with you the whole time. I go blind or something. Perhaps in a bit.
 
* Gaming, eh? Is a good idea but I would rather screw hot bitches. Sorry.
 
* Great, Niko. A gaming session with my cousin is just what I need. See you in the next hour, yes?
 
* Have you not got important people to kill, why you want to game so much? Maybe I play with you in a while.
 
* How about we play some video games?
 
* I cannot do the gaming now, Roman. I must be doing other stuff.
 
* I cannot play video games now, Niko. Must concentrate on games where money can be won. Okay.
 
* I think we should do some gaming.
 
* I wait for an hour, cousin. I look forward to beating you on the video games.
 
* I'd like to game, you want to join me?
 
* Let's play some video games, man.
 
* Niko, I will gladly kick your ass at the gaming. Pick me up in next hour.
 
* Niko, Mallorie don't like it when I game so much. Maybe in a while.
 
* Niko, you want to play some video games? They are much better than ones you are used to back home.
 
* Okay man, we do some gaming. I come get you in next hour.
 
* Roman, you need to play a single player game. I can not hang out.
 
* Sure, we do gaming. I will come to get you in the next hour.
 
* You are obsessive at this gaming. Maybe I game with you in a bit.
 
* You want do some gaming?
 
* You want we should go play video games together?

Latest revision as of 03:31, 20 January 2015

MF1AUD (98)

Elizabeta: Anyways, the can ain't so bad. I got a nice little cellmate.

Bernie: Being Deputy Mayor has to have some use, doesn't it?

Niko: Bernie - how are you?

Niko: Come on, Bernie. Don't be such a drama quee... a drama... a drama person.

Niko: Cryptic, Derrick. The suspense is killing me. Thanks.

Derrick: Don't mention it.

Elizabeta: Fucking prison payphones. Niko?

Elizabeta: Have fun on the outside, Niko! Look after your cousin and Mallorie.

Bernie: He can't worry about losing me as well.

Bernie: He got the jealous face. The green eyed monster, jealous face just took over.

Bernie: He says that this Dimitri guy blackmailing him is stressful enough.

Bernie: He told me he'd do everything he could to find Darko for us.

Derrick: Honest truth is, I've been dosed since that meeting in the park.

Niko: How?

Derrick: I don't know if you'd heard Niko, but Kim, the Korean kid we brought into the country, got taken down.

Bernie: I don't know. I think he's tried everything he could.

Bernie: I have to make things work with him. He's my life.

Bernie: I pinned my hopes on this guy, and he left me. Said I was an embarrassment.

Bernie: I think he is worried I'm too much of a skeleton in his closet if he chooses to run for mayor.

Elizabeta: If this is a business call then use the right fucking number. Adios.

Bernie: I'm a walking cliché, Niko. An embarrassment, to him and to everyone.

Bernie: I'm an old queen nobody loves anymore.

Niko: I'm here, Elizabeta. I was sorry to hear you got in trouble. I hope I wasn't something to do with it?

Niko: I'm sorry about that Bernie. You seemed so happy.

Bernie: I'm sorry, Niko.

Bernie: It was all a lie! I see that now. I've been an idiot all along.

Bernie: It was horrible. He says we can't see each other anymore.

Bernie: It's Bryce, he's broken my heart.

Bernie: It's Bryce, I told him about the car and he changed.

Niko: Must be hard, Derrick. But you didn't have a choice.

Bernie: Niko, I've got some good news. I told Bryce about everything.

Derrick: Niko, my boy, I left you something at your house. A token of me gratitude, should come in handy with your line of work.

Bernie: Niko, Niko, I'm sorry, I just needed to speak to a friend.

Bernie: Niko, Niko, this is terrible.

Elizabeta: Niko, Niko. You there? You there? Bet there are about a hundred cops listening to this shit and you can't even hear me.

Derrick: Nothing's gonna get rid of the truth, I may as well be wandering with a mark on me head. Later on, Niko.

Bernie: Oh I know. I'm just really heartbroken.

Niko: Really?

Bernie: Said he'd found religion.

Bernie: See you around. You're a great guy. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Elizabeta: She's in on a trafficking beef. We'll keep each other company for the next five years.

Derrick: Thanks for coming to the funeral, Niko. And for looking after me family. I was in no state to do nothing.

Niko: That's great news. Thank you, Bernie.

Elizabeta: This is Elizabeta's personal answer phone, please leave a message.

Elizabeta: too many assholes, that was my problem. I got what I deserved.

Niko: We are friends from the Old Country, nothing more. ~c~Can't he understand that?

Bernie: We got angry, we got sad, we yelled, we cried,

Bernie: we hugged, we laughed.

Bernie: We've broken up. I've been dumped. I'm finished.

Niko: What about finding Darko Brevic?

Niko: What's happened?

Derrick: Yeah, I guess every immigrant's story, ain't the fairytale yours is.

Niko: Yeah, mine's a real fairytale, Derrick. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Later on, man.

Patrick: Yeah.

Bernie: You, what happened, Florian, Darko - everything.

Elizabeta: You? Those bastards were after me long before you showed up. Too many parties, too much coke,

Niko: You'll be okay. Go get a face pack, and stay in touch. I've got to go, see you later.

MF2AUD (84)

U. L. Paper: After all that trouble, you didn't even kill him. Remarkable.

Niko: Come on, Mallorie. Roman wouldn't do something like that to the love of his life.

Mallorie: Do you know where Vlad is?

Niko: For him, death would have been a release. For me, another stain I do not need.

Mallorie: Give him some of his own medicine - find out if he was serious about me.

Mallorie: He could be dead in the river for all I care. I just want to put that shit behind me -

Mallorie: He don't act like it. Piece of shit, when I get my hands on him I'm going to...

Mallorie: Hey, Niko. It's Mallorie. I've got a personal question for you.

Mallorie: Hey, you've reached the phone of the future Mrs. Bellic. Leave me or Roman a message and we'll get back to you.

Niko: I haven't seen him.

Niko: I looked at him and realized that revenge was not what I wanted after all.

Mallorie: I must be getting paranoid. Of course Roman wouldn't. Thanks Niko.

Mallorie: Listen, I'll level with you - I stupidly got involved with him to get back at Roman, for all his playing around.

U. L. Paper: Maybe you have learned something, Bellic. Goodbye and good luck. Try to live a good life.

Mallorie: Niko, tell me straight. Was Roman with another woman last night? I swear I'm going to cut his balls off.

Mallorie: Now these Russian putas keep calling me asking where he is, like I fucking know.

U.L. Paper: Now, you're useless to me. We need someone who wants something, someone with burning desires.

Mallorie: Puto, where are the scissors? Where are the fucking scissors?

Mallorie: Roman and I are getting on well now, and I don't want this shit to jeopardize anything. Thanks Niko.

U. L. Paper: So, you got your revenge. I hope it gave you the satisfaction you were looking for.

Niko: Sure.

Niko: What do you want, to make me do more "good things for your cause"?

U.L. Paper: You have nothing left. Goodbye and good luck.

Niko: You know Roman, he has these other women but you're the only one he loves.

MF3AUD (121)

Roman: After she spends tonight with me her sexual expectations will be so high that no other man will be able to fulfill them.

Roman: Alright NB, quick question. I'm playing blackjack.

Roman: Alright, alright, thanks for the lecture, cousin.

Roman: Ask me what I'm doing later. Come on, ask me.

Roman: Dammit, the ball landed on double zero. We were screwed either way. See you.

Niko: Does Mallorie have her urges too?

Roman: Don't crush my high, man. Of course I'll be careful. Cover for me, alright.

Niko: Don't lose any more money. Stick with your original bet.

Niko: Go for it.

Roman: I already feel sorry for her, and them.

Roman: I am ruining a beautiful woman for every other man on earth.

Roman: I could have won so much more. Speak to you later, NB.

Roman: I do, but a man has his urges.

Roman: I need some of your magic. The ball is in play. Should I bet black?

Roman: I think I'm enough of a man to satisfy her but she can do what she likes.

Roman: I'll call her in a few days.

Roman: I'll remember this when one of your girlfriends calls me, okay? Later on, cousin.

Niko: I'm not going to give you a lecture about Mallorie, Roman.

Roman: I'm playing roulette, cousin and I'm not doing too good.

Roman: I've got to go, Niko. See you soon.

Niko: Just be careful, some of those Bean Machine bitches give out blowjobs with the cappuccinos.

Niko: Maybe that will stop you fucking her around. If you love her like you say you do you should show her respect.

Roman: Maybe, I don't know.

Roman: NB. NB, you're a great cousin. Thank you for convincing Mallorie that I wasn't cheating.

Roman: Niko, you should have seen the woman who just hit on me - a neurotic goddess!

Niko: No, put your money on red, Roman.

Roman: She's a barista at the local Bean Machine.

Roman: Shit, fucking zero. The house edge. You have worse luck than me, Niko. Later.

Roman: Shit, I got a ten. That's twenty one in total.

Roman: Shit, I got a two. This isn't good, NB. I might be going to the pawn shop later. See you.

Niko: The restrooms in those places are cleaner than the baristas.

Roman: There's a lot of money on the line. Do I double down on eleven?

Niko: What about Mallorie, Roman. I thought you said you loved her?

Niko: What are you doing later?

Roman: What the fuck are you saying to Mallorie, NB? She fucking attacked me with some scissors.

Niko: Yes, I did, but I'm not happy about it, Roman. You should treat her with more respect than that.

Niko: Yes, put your money on black, Roman.

MF4AUD (100)

Niko: Anything?

Roman: Call me if you want to hang out afterwards, cousin.

Niko: Chill out, Roman. There's nothing to worry about. I'm coming.

Niko: Do you want me to come pick you up?

Roman: Hey man, I heard you got a ride in one of my cabs.

Roman: I am talking serious money, Niko. This is not the sort of cash you carry around in your track pants.

Roman: I couldn't understand completely, something about Babylon. That guy is crazy.

Roman: I didn't think she'd be a cop.

Niko: I don't know, this and that. I've been hanging out with Little Jacob.

Roman: I don't want you running off to the other side of Liberty City and only calling me to ask for cabs.

Roman: I know you wouldn't, Niko. Let's hang out soon.

Niko: I wouldn't abuse our friendship like that, Roman. Don't worry.

Roman: I'm on a cold streak with the betting. I'll talk to you soon.

Roman: It's like a dating site only these girls are really up for it. You know? Later on, NB.

Roman: Like getting drunk or shooting pool. Later on, NB.

Roman: Maybe I have, I owe a lot of money, Niko.

Niko: Maybe you were right about him being fun to hang with but he's crazy.

Niko: Michelle is some kind of cop or informant or something, I don't know. What the fuck, man?

Roman: NB, Jacob told me some weird shit went down with Michelle.

Roman: Niko, I feel like when we are hanging out it always has to be about something.

Roman: Niko, I just found the best site ever. It's called craplist.net and you can get anything on there.

Roman: Niko, my cousin. Tell me I was right.

Roman: Niko, Niko, I think I'm being followed. I swear it.

Roman: Niko, this is important. Do you know anyone who can lend me money?

Niko: No, I'm fucking crazy for trusting anyone.

Roman: Okay, alright. We should hang out more. Call me if you ever want to do anything fun.

Roman: Okay, that's cool. Later on, NB.

Roman: Right about Brucie. He's more than just a steroid fuelled maniac, he's a good guy.

Niko: Right about what?

Niko: Roman, have you been gambling? I will give you any money you need.

Roman: Shit, Niko, I'm sorry for putting the two of you together.

Niko: That makes two of us. Later on, Roman.

Niko: That's probably because you are always either working or being hassled by loansharks.

Brucie: The 'roid rage has screwed up his head so I think I'll just be hangin' with him. No more work.

Niko: This time is different because I haven't pissed anyone off.

Roman: Those other times I hid, I was right to be nervous, wasn't I?

Roman: Well, I've only checked women and you can get them on there.

Roman: Well, you know what they say, nothing in this country is free. I'm joking.

Roman: Whatever is mine is yours as long as you are hanging out with me.

Roman: Where are you, cousin? I'm waiting near Perestroika. Get here soon, okay?

Niko: Yeah, thank you for arranging that, Roman. Will I have to pay for the next one?

Roman: You know, we don't have enough fun together.

Roman: You two are friends now? This is great. I thought you'd get along.

Roman: You've been hanging out with him.

MF5AUD (153)

Roman: Come on, NB. I do get it. Liberty is a crazy place.

Niko: Cousin.

Roman: Enjoy her, Cousin. Later on.

Niko: I don't know, I just met someone in the street. It was weird.

Roman: I hear you were seen out on the town with a sexy young girl. Who is she?

Roman: I hope you took her back to the apartment and had your way with her, Niko. Did she have nice titties?

Niko: I'll try to. Later on.

Niko: It wasn't like that. You don't get it.

Roman: It's all sport, NB. Have some fun with her. Later on, cousin. I'm proud of you.

Roman: NB, you are certainly my cousin.

Roman: Niko, man. What's up?

Roman: No connections to your friends no chance of your girlfriend finding out.

Niko: Not much, cousin. I've gone on a date with this girl I met on Lovemeet.

Roman: Remember to make it clear that you are a red blooded animal though and you won't be tied down

Niko: Roman, you are right about Liberty City. It is a crazy place.

Niko: Roman, you'd never believe it but I met this girl on Craplist.

Niko: She's called Kiki, she's a lawyer.

Roman: some of them want to fuck you. It's mad cousin. Enjoy the ride.

Niko: Some trust-funder called Alex. I don't really like her but it's something to do, isn't it?

Roman: That is a useful profession considering your job, NB. Good work.

Niko: That won't be a problem, Roman. We're not serious. I'll talk to you soon.

Roman: The best place to find a woman, NB.

Roman: There are all types of people here. Most of them ignore you, some of them want to employ you, some of them want to kill you,

Roman: to a monogamous relationship.

Roman: What happened to you, Niko?

Roman: Who is the lucky lady?

Roman: You are a Bellic, remember, and you can't help playing the field. You don't want her getting jealous.

MF6AUD (54)

Playboy X: But, word is born, none of them bitches can bring back my man Dwayne.

Playboy X: Did it hurt? Tell me it didn't hurt him.

Manny: Drop a message after the beat. Peace.

Niko: I can't tell you what happens when it ends, friend. I can tell you that we'll all find out at some point though.

Playboy X: I met you with Liz in SoBo. We had some troubles with a UC called Charlie.

Playboy X: I own this city, player. I can look at anyone in this town and they gonna kill for me.

Playboy X: I'll show you what you can make of yourself when you start hustling.

Niko: Not really my thing, but I'll come if you're paying.

Playboy X: Now you talking. I got something for you, player. Come to my crib, you been there before.

Niko: Playboy?

Niko: Playboy? I thought you didn't want to talk to me no more. Too cold hearted?

Niko: Sure, you own this city, right?

Playboy X: There ain't no bringing back those you love, that the truth, money. No matter how powerful you are.

Playboy X: Yo money, whatup? This is Playboy.

Manny: Yo, streets need you, Niko. They'll pay.

Manny: Yo, streets. I need you to come over here and help me with some aggressive public relations.

Manny: Yo, this is streets. Streets need to sleep, streets need to eat so they don't answer the phone the whole time.

Playboy X: You popped him, man. He raised me, showed me everything a G need to see. Just tell me it didn't hurt him none.

Niko: You should have known that when you asked me to kill him. I'm hanging up now, Playboy. Goodbye.

MF7AUD (68)

Ray: Because of that I got Phil telling me that the Peg - Jimmy Pegorino - is pissed.

Ray: Dammit, Nicky. Cut the bullshit. You got 'em? Where are they?

Niko: Dwayne, it was her. She screwed you over while you were inside. She's dead now.

Niko: Dwayne, man. I bumped into your ex. The one that messed you around while you were in the joint.

Niko: Dwayne, she's no good for you. Forget about her. We'll hang out soon. Later on.

Ray: Getting too close to the skipper's wife.

Niko: Having man troubles. I helped her out.

Niko: Hey, Ray. I got some bad news for you. You weren't the only one who thought they owned those diamonds.

Niko: I bumped into her, man. I helped her out with a problem she was having.

Ray: I don't wanna see you get caught up in it, that's all. Just looking out for ya, pal.

Ray: I mean, you got a whole city full a potential lays and he's chasing the skipper's cooze.

Ray: I told you to take our half of the money, and I said let Johnny take the half and you hold onto the other half.

Ray: Nicky, I got a piece of advice for ya - stay away from Phil. He's causing himself some problems.

Dwayne: Niko, man. I was out today and I saw this bitch coming out a nail place. She looked just like my old girl, Cherise.

Dwayne: Oh yeah, how she be?

Dwayne: Shit, man. I coulda sworn it was her.

Ray: Shit. Come to Drusilla's. And get here sharp.

Dwayne: So, you ain't no item? It ain't like that, is it Niko?

Niko: Sorry, man. She's gone. Maybe things coulda been different in another life.

Ray: That fucking snake in the grass. When I'm done with that motherfucker...

Niko: That is not my business.

Dwayne: The one you said you killed with Jayvon outside the arcade. You sure that was her?

Dwayne: This Dwayne. Don't know why I'm doing this. Nobody leaving me messages. You all fake.

Niko: Turns out a serious Russian called Bulgarin claims ownership as well.

Niko: Who are you talking about?

Dwayne: Word.

Dwayne: You a good friend, Niko. She ask about me? You think she been thinking about this fool?

Dwayne: You all got love for a fool at the top and don't know a fool at the bottom. Out.

Ray: You got jumped by a white trash biker, Nicky.

MF8AUD (68)

Francis: Actually, I ain't heard nothing. I've seen him walking down Vauxite Street in the middle of the day.

Francis: Alright already. You want me to turn water into wine as well?

Niko: And the problem with having a dirty cop for a kid is that he'll kill his own brother if he gets in his way.

Francis: But I'll be more of a wreck if any one finds out about this.

Niko: Don't make me do something I'll regret.

Francis: Easy there, Niko. You think this has been easy for me? I ain't sleeping nights. I'm a wreck.

Niko: Francis, I got some of your colleagues on me. Get rid of them.

Niko: Francis, your fellow police officers are starting to irritate me.

Niko: Frankie boy, it's time for you to get me out of trouble.

Francis: Fuck, I shoulda just shot him in the line of duty.

Niko: Gerry, what's this about?

Gerald: Great. Look, Niko. I've always been responsible for my family. Now, one of my brothers is dead and I'm on the inside.

Niko: He said he'd get outta town. I thought that'd be enough for you.

Niko: Hey, Francis. I'm feeling the heat. Cool things down.

Niko: Hey, I don't like the sound of sirens. Tell your cop friends to stay away from me.

Niko: Hey, I'm playing this game of cops and robbers and it's getting boring. End it.

Francis: I guess that's the problem with having gangsters for kids.

Francis: I just heard that Clarence Jones - that no good, kid killing, drug dealer I paid you to whack - is still alive.

Gerald: I want you to look after 'em is all. Keep an eye on 'em. Make sure no harm comes to them. It's a fucked up world out there.

Niko: I'll do what I can, man.

Francis: I'll make some calls.

Francis: I'll pull some strings.

Francis: I'll see what I can do...

Gerald: In here too, for that matter.

Francis: Jesus. You're out of control. I'll do my best.

Francis: Keep your trap shut and I'll try to keep you outta the pen for a bit longer. See ya round.

Niko: Maybe at the next McReary family function. Whatever that might be.

Francis: Niko, a gunfight at my brothers funeral? My poor, poor Ma.

Gerald: Niko, it's Gerry.

Kate: She didn't need to say goodbye to Derrick with that going on.

Niko: Shit, Niko. You're gonna get me arrested. I'll try.

Francis: Sorry, you've gone past my jurisdiction. Don't mention my name if you get caught.

Gerald: They're gonna need some looking after. Especially young Patrick and Katie, my sis.

Operator: We apologize for the inconvenience but this number has been disconnected.

Francis: What, are you mental? You shouldn't even be calling me when you're this hot. I don't know you.

Niko: Yo, Frankie. The smell of bacon is starting to get on my nerves. Get these cops off my back.

Francis: You're a fucking Weazel, Niko. I trusted your word and you screwed me. Goodbye.

Francis: You're getting too much attention. I can't do nothing.

MF9AUD (49)

Pegorino: A nice apartment in Alderney City, on Mahesh Avenue. Real classy.

Vlad: Ahh, the dumb yokel, I meant to call this girl I'm seeing.

Pegorino: And that means we're looking after your cousin too. That guy likes to gamble, don't he?

Niko: Dimitri and I had unfinished business so I went ahead and finished it.

Pegorino: Don't get cute, kid. It don't suit you. You're staying in Alderney now, just like me and Phil.

Pegorino: Don't worry about that cousin of yours, he won't be in no danger sleeping in your Algonquin pad by his self.

Pegorino: Forget about it. I'm gonna hold onto it for a while. Least I could do. Ciao.

Pegorino: Ha, sure, Niko. I'm giving you a gift.

Vlad: Hey baby, how about I take your beautiful ass out tonight? Maybe we can take one of your fat boyfriend's cabs...

Niko: Hey, let's keep this a business relationship.

Niko: Hey, sorry things didn't work out, goodbye.

Pegorino: How hard would it have been to suck up your pride to do one deal? Now, I got nothing left to lose.

Pegorino: I bought some of his debt for him. Now he don't have to worry about no loansharks coming after him, just me.

Pegorino: I guess I will. The horse is gone and I can't get Phil on the phone.

Pegorino: I had that deal set up. I needed this, it was my only way back in and you fucked me.

Niko: I never made any promises to you, Mr. Pegorino.

Niko: I'd prefer to be a paid employee than a relative.

Niko: I'm my own man and I follow my own instincts.

Niko: I'm not in the family, I'm your employee, Mr. Pegorino. You seem to get this stuff confused.

Niko: Money's not what motivates everyone, Mr. Pegorino. I had more important things to think about.

Pegorino: Niko, It's Jimmy. You're doing real well, kid. You're becoming part of the family.

Pegorino: Niko, what's up, listen. This family's falling a-fucking part.

Niko: Now, I'm out. I don't want to get involved in this shit no more. Good luck to you.

Pegorino: Salve. This is Jimmy Pegorino's phone. Leave a message.

Niko: That's something you're going to have to accept.

Niko: This is a gift, Jimmy, or a way for you to keep your eye on me?

Pegorino: We're lucky to have you in the family.

Pegorino: What'd'ya mean, Niko? We're family. We've welcomed you into the fold.

Niko: Who are you calling, Vlad?

Pegorino: Who knows what's happened to him. Think of all the money you coulda made.

Pegorino: Who'd a thought an immigrant from the wrong side of the Adriatic would be the most reliable soldier we got?

Niko: You don't need to do that for my cousin, Mr. Pegorino. I can handle all his debt. I'll cover it.

Pegorino: You smug fucking bastard, after all I done for you, you play me like this.

Pegorino: You're a snake. You've turned around and bit the hand that fed you.

MF10AUD (96)

Niko: Alright, discuss it.

Dimitri: Come on, I put you in a position to make a lot of money.

Dimitri: Don't call when you have nothing.

Dimitri: Goodbye.

Niko: Hey friend, there's no one's here right now.

Niko: How can you be too good?

Dimitri: I don't know, I'm just surprised you have not found more success with your... talents.

Dimitri: I hope to see you there.

Dimitri: I hope to see you there.

Dimitri: I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk all evening. I hope to see you there.

Dimitri: I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk from 8pm until 1am.

Niko: I'm kind of busy right now. Liberty City's an interesting place.

Dimitri: Is it done yet?

Dimitri: It was a gamble and it paid off.

Dimitri: Mr. Faustin does not care about how hard you are trying, he cares about this getting done.

Dimitri: Mr. Faustin, does not like to be bothered with trivialities. Goodbye.

Dimitri: Niko, I heard you got the money. This is great. Everything turned out perfectly.

Dimitri: Niko, it is Dimitri. We have something to discuss.

Dimitri: Niko, you are doing very well for us. You are good, almost too good.

Niko: No thanks to you, you piece of shit. You fucked me and Phil with that stunt.

Niko: No, I'm doing my best though.

Niko: Not everyone gets lucky.

Niko: Nothing yet.

Niko: Only if no news is good news.

Dimitri: Then why are you calling me? Goodbye, Niko.

Niko: They might want to make different decisions. Enjoy your life, I don't want nothing more to do with you.

Niko: This is Niko Bellic.

Dimitri: We need to talk in person.

Dimitri: We need to talk in person.

Dimitri: We need to talk in person. I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk from 5pm to 3am.

Dimitri: What have you got for Mr. Faustin?

Niko: Yeah, you should give people the heads up before you gamble with their lives.

Dimitri: You have good news?

Niko: You might want to check in jail or hospital. This city is full of crazy people.

Dimitri: You should have thought of that earlier.

Dimitri: You're right. You are lucky now though. This is a good partnership.

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Kate: And you found this guy, did you?

Niko: Can't do what?

Niko: He was my family.

Niko: Hello, Kate. How are you?

Niko: Hey. What's up?

Kate: Hi Niko. You've been on my mind a lot recently. Are you okay?

Kate: I can't do this.

Kate: I don't know what to say... I know how much he meant to you.

Kate: I don't normally like the hoods who hang out with my brothers, but you seem different.

Kate: I don't want to know what you did to him. Just tell me how you feel.

Niko: I have been looking for a man for a long time.

Kate: I like you, I like you too much, but I know you. I know the life you lead.

Niko: I still feel empty though. The void is still there.

Niko: I thought that finding him would make me whole again.

Kate: I was just wondering if you wanted to do something sometime?

Kate: I'll send you an email. Goodbye.

Kate: I'm fucking awful if you must know.

Kate: I'm sorry about Roman. I'm sorry about the life you've led. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Niko: It is all I have thought about for a long time.

Kate: it means, I don't what it fucking means. I'm sorry.

Kate: It means, I love you, but I won't bring children into this world to be raised without a father...

Kate: It means... it means I'm going away.

Niko: Maybe I am different.

Kate: Niko, it's Kate.

Kate: Niko, it's me. I'm so sorry about Roman. I'm so sorry.

Niko: Please don't say that. Why?

Kate: See you, Niko.

Niko: Someone who betrayed me, caused a lot of my friends to die.

Niko: Sure, I'll be there in the next hour. I'll see you then, Kate.

Niko: Sure.

Niko: Thank you.

Niko: This is strange. Things have been weird recently.

Niko: What does that mean?

Kate: What's happened?

Kate: Yeah, I'll see you there, Niko.

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Niko: All I know is that Dimitri is your friend, I do not think he would betray you like this.

Faustin: As an alternative, leave me a message.

Little Jacob: Boy, he's done a lot of growing up, ya know. He's a wise dread now.

Michelle: Business? Isn't it owned by some Russian gangster?

Faustin: But if you did, Niko.

Little Jacob: Call me soon, Niko. I and I should link up sometime, seen?

Niko: Did she kick your ass, man?

Faustin: Dimitri is not rat like Vlad, but no one can be trusted. No one.

Faustin: Don't forget that. Me. Remember that.

Michelle: Don't let anyone bully you because you're an immigrant.

Niko: Freak coincidence Michelle. This is only explanation for it. Is a real tragedy.

Little Jacob: Gimme a call if you want hang with Jacob sometime, seen? One love.

Michelle: Goodbye, Niko. Look after yourself.

Faustin: He is just another shit from the Old Country, running around with his boys.

Faustin: He only tries to prove he is the man with biggest dick.

Faustin: He will mourn for a time and then move on, he has chosen this life for his family.

Michelle: Hey, Niko. Did you hear that Vlad has gone missing?

Niko: His son is dead.

Faustin: I am in charge, Niko. Not Dimitri.

Niko: I do not know if Roman is wise...

Niko: I do not take kindly to threats or false accusations.

Niko: I don't know who this guy was. I think he's government deal or something. They're making me work for them.

Niko: I have no involvement with your daughter.

Niko: I hear he was actually successful with ladies even though he was such a pig.

Niko: I never took you for the jealous type, Michelle. I was just there on business. Do not worry.

Niko: I see you at the wedding, Jacob.

Faustin: I think I make myself clear.

Little Jacob: I was thinking you might get turned off with us and just wanna hang with your cousin.

Niko: I will try.

Niko: I would not know. Just making a delivery.

Faustin: If you even think about her in that way while you jerking off, remind yourself of what I am saying.

Michelle: If you guys need anything, just ask. If you guys had got caught up with some bad people, you'd tell me right?

Faustin: Is Dimitri giving it to my wife, Ilyena?

Niko: It is, man. I'm real happy for them.

Niko: Jacob, Michelle was into some strange shit. I got called to an office in Algonquin.

Little Jacob: Let's hang out soon, seen? Hit me up. One love.

Michelle: Michelle is dead, she only existed to serve a certain purpose.

Faustin: My man is down in Vice fucking City. Shit, you fucking incompetent.

Little Jacob: Nah, man. Dere ain't nothing going on at the moment, ya know.

Little Jacob: Niko man, Badman tell I ya help him wit some Russian bumba clots.

Little Jacob: Niko me man, Roman and Mallorie a get married. Big tings!

Michelle: Niko, a friend of mine saw you coming out of Perestroika the other day.

Faustin: Niko, do not let Dimitri worry you about Kenny Petrovic.

Little Jacob: Niko, how's it going? Me hear ya be working for de Alderney boys, de Pegorinos.

Kate: Niko, I am so sorry to hear about those fires. Roman's two places burning down at once.

Michelle: Niko, I thought I'd call you one last time to apologize. I used you.

Faustin: Niko, you are my employee, you must answer my questions.

Little Jacob: Niko, you hear anything about dat gal Michelle? She put a lot of pressure pon ya me bredren?

Faustin: Niko... friend, listen you got any toot? I need some fucking powder.

Faustin: No, no, of course not. This was test.

Niko: Nobody will bully me, Michelle. Do not worry.

Michelle: Now that I've blown my cover, she has to die.

Niko: Okay, what's up man? You and Badman got some work for me?

Faustin: Please call when I can make myself available for all business or personal arrangements.

Little Jacob: Rhaatid. She be in dere wit a Babylon agent. A least dem don't send you back home, Niko.

Niko: Roman's my cousin, I get sick of him but I'm stuck with him.

Niko: See you soon Michelle, don't get so paranoid, yeah?

Little Jacob: Seen, me bredren. Roman's a good man as any man to be stuck with ya know, star.

Little Jacob: Seen, me bredren. Ya righteous. Badman ain't vexed as he usually is right now.

Little Jacob: Seen, Niko. De mafia dons are in Algonquin. Dem mascots over dere in Alderney.

Michelle: She doesn't exist anymore. The apartment has been cleared out, the phone is about to be cut off.

Faustin: She is too good for you. I will fucking castrate you.

Faustin: So you get rid of my daughter's biker boyfriend and now you think you can, how you say, ball her?

Niko: Sorry, my friend. I ain't got nothing.

Niko: Surely a man like you knows how to source some white?

Niko: Tell me about it. For now we should just worry about keeping out of prison. Speak to you soon, man.

Niko: Thanks, man. I just hope they don't try to get you into the same shit. Later on.

Niko: That's the impression I'm beginning to get.

Faustin: The only time he's calm is when he's taking his pills.

Michelle: The person you are speaking to is very different from her.

Faustin: The responsibility is on his shoulders. Do not listen to Dimitri's paranoia.

Niko: There seems to be a pattern emerging, doesn't there Michelle?

Michelle: Was it arson? Is Roman caught up with some gangsters or something?

Faustin: We have no worries about him.

Faustin: What fucking good are you if you don't got some shit for me?

Little Jacob: Ya need any help, me dere for ya.

Niko: Yeah, beggers can't be choosers, man.

Niko: Yeah, he's a friend of yours so I looked after him.

Niko: Yeah, is a real shame. Probably ran off with some woman.

Michelle: Yeah, maybe that is what happened. See you soon then.

Little Jacob: Yo, me tink she kicked every ass inna South Bohan, ya know star.

Little Jacob: Yo, Niko. How's tings?

Niko: You did, and now some guy in a suit is using me instead.

Michelle: You haven't been taking another girl there have you?

Faustin: You see anything, you will say.

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Niko: A place of my own, eh?

Patrick: Anyway, listen you want to hang out some time, go for some drinks, give us a call.

Patrick: Anyways, I weren't talking about me. When are you making an honest woman of my sister?

Patrick: Gerry said you did good by him - he's grateful. Says you're the first decent person I ever introduced him to.

Niko: Good idea. Let's hang out soon. I'll be in touch.

Gravelli: Good luck with that thing. Goodbye.

Niko: Good.

Gravelli: Goodbye then.

Patrick: Half my mates is dead and the other half is in AA so I'm kinda bored.

Niko: Hey.

Gravelli: I can't have my time wasted with calls like this.

Niko: I don't know. Did you get one of those cheap sluts you go home with pregnant?

Niko: I don't think I like it any better than you and your brother do. We gotta make a living though, don't we?

Patrick: I got a call from Ray saying Jimmy P wants to keep you close.

Patrick: I might come from a religious family, but I ain't gonna take some chick down the aisle 'cause she ain't looking after herself.

Niko: If they paid me enough and helped me find the man I'm after, I'd sleep in a basket at the end of Pegorino's bed.

Niko: I'll do my best

Gravelli: I'm an old man and I haven't got long left.

Gravelli: It's done is it, Niko? You're a fast worker.

Niko: Kate and I are just friends. That's all Packie.

Patrick: Niko man.

Patrick: Niko, my man, how's it going? How you like working for those guidos?

Gravelli: Niko, you've done it then. Great.

Niko: No, it's not done yet, Mr. Gravelli. I'm working on it.

Niko: No, Mr. Gravelli. Nothing important. I'll call you later.

Operator: Please leave a message

Operator: Please leave a message.

Operator: Please leave a message.

Niko: Roman's going to miss me, but it'll be useful. Thanks, Packie, later on.

Patrick: So when's the fucking wedding?

Gravelli: Speak to me again when it's done.

Patrick: Sure, Niko. Keep telling yourself that.

Niko: That's not why I'm calling, Mr. Gravelli.

Gravelli: That's unless you want to listen to an old man cough his lungs out.

Operator: The owner of this Badger cellphone is not available.

Operator: The owner of this Whiz wireless cellphone is not available.

Patrick: They're setting you up with a pad in Alderney.

Operator: This Badger cellphone is switched off.

Operator: This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

Operator: This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

Operator: This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

Operator: This Tinkle cellphone is switched off.

Operator: This Whiz wireless cellphone is switched off.

Gravelli: Well, call me back later then.

Gravelli: What is it, Niko? Something important?

Niko: What is it?

Patrick: Yeah, I think you're doing too good for 'em.

Patrick: Yes - you better stop embarrassing me - if I lose my reputation as the family fuck up, I'll never forgive you.

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188667121 ~z~Liz is a bad gal fo' real, ya know?

3186936874 ~z~Go home and get some sleep then meet me at the church for 10am.

4166487555 ~z~Good, NB. I'll talk to you later on.

2889203748 ~z~Her name is Carmen. I met her on Lovemeet.

3586279999 ~z~Come pick me up, I'm free now.

3745496470 ~z~Hello?

489531195 ~z~I know, I'm just really sorry.

3827711222 ~z~I'd love to, but I'm in the middle of something.

3530070395 ~z~I'd really love to Kate - but I'm in the middle of something crazy.

846529443 ~z~Niko, hi. It's Katie, Patrick's sister.

1557342080 ~z~I'll stop by, man. I'll see you there.

658417025 ~z~Niko, it's Packie.

1262636637 ~z~The owner of this Tinkle cellphone is not available.

1033961404 ~z~There ain't no one here right now. Please leave a message.

2551732218 ~z~NB, what's up?

550624362 ~z~Roman, why're you whispering? Are you hiding in a trash can again or the trunk of a car.

4248812080 ~z~She was always saying she wanted to meet a mysterious man from the East. I thought she was kinky,

3493268122 ~z~Liberty City Dump... I don't know. They got thrown into traffic.

3237437137 ~z~Nah, man. Don't worry about that. She's not my type. We'll hang out soon.

3793199377 ~z~Yo, I hear you been rolling with Cherise, Niko. You two tight now?

1394617618 ~z~Hey.

3823105326 ~z~Please hang up and try again.

2024470567 ~z~So long.

Fixer's Assassinations

  • Alright brother.
  • Enjoy the peace and quiet.
  • Fill your day with something other than killing.
  • Handle this like you did the last one and we'll collect our money without problems.
  • I haven't got any jobs for you right now.
  • I'll give you the job. You need to be confident that it'll go smooth this time though.
  • Just relax.
  • Keep your head like you did the last time and everyone walks away happy.
  • The city is at rest for the time being.
  • There are files available, but they will need to be closed.
  • There's a job.
  • There's nothing on my desk, my brother.
  • There's nothing out there right now, brother.
  • This is a down period, man. I haven't got anything for you.
  • Yes, brother.
  • You cannot leave them open like you did last time.

Video games

  • Cousin, I can't play no games with you just now. Sorry.
  • Cousin, I cannot game with you the whole time. I go blind or something. Perhaps in a bit.
  • Gaming, eh? Is a good idea but I would rather screw hot bitches. Sorry.
  • Great, Niko. A gaming session with my cousin is just what I need. See you in the next hour, yes?
  • Have you not got important people to kill, why you want to game so much? Maybe I play with you in a while.
  • How about we play some video games?
  • I cannot do the gaming now, Roman. I must be doing other stuff.
  • I cannot play video games now, Niko. Must concentrate on games where money can be won. Okay.
  • I think we should do some gaming.
  • I wait for an hour, cousin. I look forward to beating you on the video games.
  • I'd like to game, you want to join me?
  • Let's play some video games, man.
  • Niko, I will gladly kick your ass at the gaming. Pick me up in next hour.
  • Niko, Mallorie don't like it when I game so much. Maybe in a while.
  • Niko, you want to play some video games? They are much better than ones you are used to back home.
  • Okay man, we do some gaming. I come get you in next hour.
  • Roman, you need to play a single player game. I can not hang out.
  • Sure, we do gaming. I will come to get you in the next hour.
  • You are obsessive at this gaming. Maybe I game with you in a bit.
  • You want do some gaming?
  • You want we should go play video games together?