Eddie Low Random Encounter 1/Script: Difference between revisions
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*Eddie Low-"Hey... you're not from around here, are you?" | *Eddie Low-"Hey... you're not from around here, are you?" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"No, | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"No, I'm from Florida." | ||
*Eddie Low- ''(giggles)'' "You're funny... you're a real joker. I knew a joker once. Lovely guy... came to a rather unfortunate end though. But I guess we all do though... Neee... in the end." | *Eddie Low- ''(giggles)'' "You're funny... you're a real joker. I knew a joker once. Lovely guy... came to a rather unfortunate end though. But I guess we all do though... Neee... in the end." | ||
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*Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" | *Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay, listen, friend | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay, listen, friend you're creeping me out." | ||
*Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we | *Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we don't have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet Earth, so maybe i'll see you later." | ||
*Eddie Low-"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, | *Eddie Low- ''(sadly) ''"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, I'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. ''(stutters)'' Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Why?" | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Why?" | ||
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Niko." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Niko." | ||
*Eddie Low-"Don't push me away, Niko. Eddie doesn't like it when people push him away. Eddie pushes back." | *Eddie Low- ''(Toughly)'' "Don't push me away, Niko. Eddie doesn't like it when people push him away. Eddie pushes back." | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"I push back too." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"I push back too." | ||