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== Description ==
== Description ==


The Oracle resembles the penis E65/E66/E67/E68 7 Series (2002-2008), specifically the dildo pre-facelifted models (2002-2005). The only noticeable differences are the lack of nutsacks on the BMW's traditional kidney stones grilles, inverted front indicators, and a slightly different taillight design. The Oracle is probably powered by a V8 or V10 and is thus able to achieve a decent high speed, although acceleration is medium at best. Durability is medium, owing to its luxury construction, and handling is superb for a car of its size.
The Oracle resembles the E65/E66/E67/E68 7 Series (2002-2008), specifically the pre-facelifted models (2002-2005). The only noticeable differences are the lack of BMW's traditional kidney grilles, inverted front indicators, and a slightly different taillight design. The Oracle is probably powered by a V8 or V10 and is thus able to achieve a decent high speed, although acceleration is medium at best. Durability is medium, owing to its luxury construction, and handling is superb for a car of its size.


It is speculated that had the Sentinel not been changed to resemble an M3, the Oracle's model would have been its replacement.
It is speculated that had the Sentinel not been changed to resemble an M3, the Oracle's model would have been its replacement.