User:Gta-mysteries/Kiki Jenkins Dialogue

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4136440959 ~z~Ahh, Niko. Have you been playing hard to get? I haven't got time for bullshit, if that's your game.

Niko: Alright Kiki. This is difficult for me but I have to end things between us. Goodbye.

Kiki: Alright, Niko. Thanks for calling at least.

Niko: Alright. Speak to you soon then, Kiki.

Niko: Anything you want Kiki. I should be able to get there in the next hour.

Niko: Baby, I don't know what you're talking about. I'll call you later, Kiki.

Kiki: Can't wait to see you, sweetie.

217764425 ~z~Can't wait, Kiki.

Niko: Cool, I'll drop by.

Kiki: Dammit, Niko. You don't have to rub my face in it. I hate you for how you make me feel.

Kiki: Dammit, Niko. You don't have to rub my face in it. I hate you for how you make me feel.

Kiki: Do you know how cheap your calling me like this makes me feel? And I can't resist you.

Kiki: Don't leave me. Don't you ever leave me. Never, never, never.

3044300252 ~z~Don't worry, Niko. I'll get them to stay away from you and I'll try to get their badges. Call me later, okay?

Kiki: Exciting, see you then.

Kiki: Fine Niko. Just wanted to let you know, I cancelled other plans for you. Just wanted you to know.

Kiki: Fine, fine. Go to her instead.

Kiki: Fine, go to her. Go to that fucking bitch if you don't want to pick me up. You pig.

1886484131 ~z~From what I've heard those cops really mean business, Niko. I can't do anything. Good luck. Call me later, yeah?

Kiki: Go to her, Niko. Go to your fucking whore.

1582822658 ~z~Great, I'll be by in a bit.

Kiki: Have you got time to take a girl out?

Niko: Hello there Kiki.

Niko: Hey baby, there are some cops after me. I think they're just looking for another immigrant to pick on.

2297404601 ~z~Hey Kiki, I'm sorry about this but I have to cancel our date.

Niko: Hey Kiki.

Niko: Hey Kiki. I think it would be best for us not to see each other again.

Kiki: Hey sweetie.

Niko: Hey, Kiki. Something's happened. I can't pick you up.

3191571469 ~z~Hey, Niko. I know it's really hard for you here and that you're being persecuted by the authorities.

Niko: Hi Kiki.

Niko: How about I take you out?

2009646651 ~z~I better not find out you're seeing another woman.

Kiki: I cannot wait.

Kiki: I don't know if I believe you, call me later if you're serious about this.

Niko: I don't like being told no, Kiki.

274024463 ~z~I guess you had time to stop fucking your other girls and pick up the phone huh, Niko? God I've got low self esteem.

Kiki: I just wanted to hear your voice. That was all. Call me soon, Niko.

Kiki: I knew you were serious about me, Niko. This is going to be amazing. Pick me up in the next hour.

Kiki: I know what you've been doing. I've been watching you.

Niko: I look forward to it.

Kiki: I love you. I need you. I want to feel you.

Kiki: I think I love you. Help me.

4004509122 ~z~I think I love you. Help me.

Kiki: I thought I meant something to you, Niko. I thought we had something special.

Kiki: I wanted to give myself to you, Niko. I wanted you to have me.

Kiki: I was starting to think you were done with me. I couldn't bear it if you were.

Niko: I wish I could, Kiki, but I'm real busy.

1567769711 ~z~I'd like to take you out, Kiki. I'll stop by your place in the next hour.

Niko: I'd like to take you out.

3677983247 ~z~I'd love it if you were the only thing I had to think about, but I've got to keep my clients out of jail, rain-check?

Kiki: I'd really like to go on a date with you. Pick me up in the next hour.

Kiki: I'd really like to see you, Niko. I really would. Pick me up in the next hour.

Kiki: I'd really like you to take me out.

Kiki: If I find out you're seeing one of your cheap whores instead of picking me up, you're not going to forget about it. Goodbye.

Kiki: If you ever feel like the police are after you for no reason, give me a call.

3347105622 ~z~I'll be there in the next hour then.

Kiki: I'll count the seconds, Niko.

3102482294 ~z~I'll get ready for you, Niko.

Kiki: I'm being let out of the hospital, Niko. It'd be really sweet if you picked me up.

Kiki: I'm not the sort of girl who can be used and thrown away, Niko.

Kiki: I'm onto you, Niko. I'm onto you. You're hurting me so bad.

Niko: I'm sorry for waking you, Kiki. Later on.

Kiki: I'm used to being in the driver's seat, you can't fuck me around, okay? Call me later and prove that you're serious about this!

Kiki: I'm watching you, Niko. I'm watching you and your cheap whore. Don't think I'm fucking stupid.

Niko: It's Niko.

Kiki: I've been thinking about you all day, Niko. Pick me up in the next hour.

Kiki: I've got a court date coming up. I can't see you. Maybe later.

3700342963 ~z~I've got a lot of sway with the D.A. and I can probably get them to behave themselves.

Kiki: I've got some free time so you could take me out.

Kiki: Just when I'm starting to get over you, you call again. This hurts me so much. But...

3072948524 ~z~Kiki, I don't like to do this but something's come up. I can't go on a date with you.

Niko: Kiki, I hate to call you but I've got some cops giving me trouble.

Niko: Kiki, I'm being harassed by some cops.

Niko: Kiki, it would be a pleasure to take you out. I'll be by your place in the next hour.

Niko: Kiki, it's crazy but these cops just started to harass me. Can you see what you can do?

Niko: Kiki, it's Niko.

2057008078 ~z~Kiki, sorry about this but I can't see you anymore. To be honest, you kind of freak me out.

Niko: Kiki.

166434841 ~z~Leave a message for Kiki Jenkins after the tone. Kiss, kiss.

Kiki: Maybe call after 6. I'll be dreaming about you...

Niko: Niko here.

Kiki: Niko, I can't see you again right away. If we're going to turn this into something serious we have to behave ourselves.

Kiki: Niko, I know you like me but we have to take this slow. We should wait a bit before we go on another date.

Kiki: Niko, if I didn't know better I'd think you were falling for me. We shouldn't see one another again so soon.

Kiki: Niko, I'm being discharged from the hospital. Can you pick me up?

Kiki: Niko, I'm trying to get some sleep. Call me back after 6 okay.

3563284616 ~z~Niko, it's your Kiki.

783888896 ~z~Niko, there you are. I've missed you so much.

Kiki: Niko, they're really out to get you. I'm sure they're persecuting you, but I can't do anything. Stay safe.

Kiki: Niko, What are you doing to me? I'm a wreck when you don't call and now suddenly you want me back?

Kiki: Niko, you never want to see me. Fuck.

2969084339 ~z~Niko.

3215159372 ~z~No can do, Kiki. Maybe another time.

3604677177 ~z~Oh Niko, it's so good to talk to you.

Kiki: Oh Niko, it's you. Just let me get a bit more sleep then we'll speak.

3862367279 ~z~Oh Niko.

Kiki: Oh, fine Niko. If you'd rather hang out with one of you cheap whores then do it.

Kiki: Oh, you're back in my life. Picking me up and dropping me like a cheap toy. I guess I don't have much of a choice do I?

Niko: Okay, Kiki. I'll come get you in the next hour.

Niko: Okay, Kiki. I'll talk to you soon.

Kiki: Okay, Niko. Fine.

1411813888 ~z~Okay, Niko... I'll be thinking about you.

2470200669 ~z~Okay, sure. Another time then.

Kiki: Okay.

Niko: See you at your place.

4089520086 ~z~See you soon then.

768081995 ~z~Seeing you would make my week. Pick me up in the next hour.

Kiki: So you call me only when you need something? I'm not going to help you, Niko. I hope this makes you learn to treat me right.

Kiki: So you expect me to help you when you're out with your cheap whores instead of me? Sorry, Niko. Maybe prison will help you be faithful.

Kiki: So, I didn't realize you liked sluts. That's what she is, a slut, right? Do you want me to turn into a slutty whore for you?

233731960 ~z~Sorry, I'm heading into Alderney to see my parents. Speak soon?

1061607976 ~z~Sorry, I'm working a really important case at the moment. Another time?

Niko: Sorry, Kiki. Another time.

Niko: Sorry, Kiki. I can't right now. I hope you get home safe.

Niko: Sorry, Kiki. I didn't see the time. I'll speak to you later.

Niko: Sure, I'll be there soon.

Niko: Sure, I'll call another time.

Niko: Sure, Kiki. I'll call you later.

Niko: Sure. I'll pick you up in the next hour.

Niko: Thanks Kiki. The cops do give me a hard time for no reason. I'll talk to you soon.

Niko: That is exactly what I'd like to do. I'll come by your place in the next hour.

1561104579 ~z~That's fine, Niko. Whatever.

1656500329 ~z~This is disgraceful Niko. I'm going to call the D.A. right away.

Kiki: Those cops do not deserve their badges. Let me talk to the D.A. Kiss, kiss, Niko.

Niko: Ummm. We'll talk later. I'll call you.

3656536784 ~z~Well, we'll have to do it another time.

Kiki: What we have is sacred, Niko. Do you know what happens to those who piss on something sacred?

Kiki: Why do I like you so much, can someone explain that to me?

Kiki: Why do I like you so much, can someone explain that to me?

Kiki: Why don't you show me a good time?

Kiki: You just love punishing me, you take pleasure in this.

3680198234 ~z~You just love punishing me, you take pleasure in this.

Kiki: You make me sick, Niko. If you'd rather fuck one of your cheap bitches than pick me up, that's fine.

Kiki: You poor baby, let me give the judge a call and see if we can sort this out. See you soon.

Kiki: You really want to make this work, do you? Okay then. Pick me up in the next hour.

Niko: You want me to take you out on a date?

Niko: You want to go out on a date with me?

Kiki: You're a total sweetheart, Niko. See you soon.

Kiki: You're clearly not as serious about this as I am, Niko. I wouldn't have abandoned you in this situation.

Kiki: You're missing out, Niko. I'll have to have fun by myself.

1934802255 ~z~You're not cheating on me are you, Niko? You better not be.

Niko: You're seeing things, Kiki. Take some pills, have a hot bath and chill out...

Kiki: You're so beautiful, Niko. Both inside and out. You're amazing.

Kiki: You're testing me. This is a test to see if I'll come back to you, isn't it? I'm not going anywhere, Niko.

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Kiki: A club, eh? We won't exactly be able to talk in here though, will we?

1086352618 ~z~A motorbike. Aren't these dangerous?

Kiki: All my ex-boyfriends love this guy, Niko. Come on.

Kiki: All sorts of stuff, Niko. Whatever you want to do. I'm sure I'll enjoy it.

Kiki: Alright, let's go bowling.

Niko: Aren't we all?

Kiki: Aren't you a handsome man, Niko.

Kiki: Bowling again, are you hoping to bump into one of your other whores here?

Kiki: Bowling, Niko? Okay then.

Kiki: Can't you get a new car, Niko?

1890760183 ~z~Darts again, is it? Do you practice throwing darts with your other whores?

Kiki: Do you come to this club to pick up your cheap whores? Fine then, pretend I'm a whore.

Kiki: Does your other whore like the new pants?

2640152896 ~z~Don't hide your eyes behind those glasses, Niko. They're beautiful.

Kiki: Don't spend your money on a cab, Niko. Let's walk somewhere.

Kiki: Have you got a car parked somewhere, Niko?

Kiki: Haven't you got a car?

Kiki: Haven't you got a car?

1215594928 ~z~Hey Niko, it's Kiki. Kiki Jenkins.

Niko: Hey, are you LawChick? We met online, I'm Niko Bellic.

3114004897 ~z~Hey, I like what you're wearing.

3872913277 ~z~Hey, let's go have some fun.

Kiki: Hey, Niko. Is your car round here somewhere?

Kiki: Hey, Niko. Let's go shall we?

Kiki: Hey, sweetie. Where'd you park your car?

829488848 ~z~Hey, your clothes are pretty out there, aren't they?

Kiki: Hey. I don't want to sound like a whining girlfriend or anything but please don't make me wait for you. Let's go on our date.

Kiki: Hey. I thought you stood me up, Niko. Where's your car?

Kiki: How are we going to get anywhere?

2343718047 ~z~I bet you can run fast in those new shoes.

Kiki: I can't do this right now, Niko. My head's not in the right place. I'm sorry.

Kiki: I can't just play darts with you the whole time. Are you ashamed to take me anywhere else?

Kiki: I can't see cars like this on the street without thinking of you, Niko.

593183814 ~z~I don't really like being driven around in this car, Niko.

Niko: I get discounts.

Niko: I guess so.

Kiki: I hope that top wasn't expensive, Niko.

2598354031 ~z~I hope you're not trying to impress one of your other whores with this new car. It doesn't impress me.

Kiki: I just don't think those clothes are you, Niko.

916512055 ~z~I like the car, Niko.

1985841126 ~z~I like the fact that you don't need to wear expensive clothes to be cool, Niko.

2507725332 ~z~I like the new hat.

Kiki: I liked the old hat, Niko. It reminded me of the good times we've had together.

2383298703 ~z~I miss your old hat, Niko.

1425257284 ~z~I thought we'd walk for a bit.

1222645865 ~z~I used to like that old car you drove, Niko.

Kiki: I'd appreciate it if we did something else instead of this. Sorry, Niko.

2962518861 ~z~I'd really like to experience your culture with you, Niko. Let's go.

Kiki: If you want new shoes, Niko. I can buy them. Don't spend your own money.

1836353259 ~z~I'm always having financial problems.

Kiki: I'm not sure about the new hat, Niko.

Kiki: I'm not sure really. I don't get that much time off work so I'm just happy to be out.

Kiki: I'm not sure this car is really you, Niko.

2209882779 ~z~Isn't it cool that we're comfortable enough with one another to not have to dress up?

2293778687 ~z~It gets around.

Kiki: It's a shame you don't have that old car anymore.

Kiki: It's hard for me to concentrate on eating when I'm with you, Niko.

Kiki: It's so nice to just walk and not worry about cars and stuff.

Kiki: It's so sweet of you to get rid of that hat. You knew I didn't like it.

Kiki: Katt Williams really tells it like it is. I'm so pleased you brought me here, Niko.

2853011015 ~z~Maybe your new hat will grow on me, we'll see.

2178461044 ~z~My Niko. You're here. Let's find something to do.

Kiki: New pants, I see.

1229831263 ~z~Niko, I've been looking forward to this so much. Let's go.

314990558 ~z~Niko, please don't spend too much money on me.

1028600305 ~z~Niko, pool is really becoming our special game.

Kiki: Niko, why're you wearing that stuff? Are you having financial problems?

Kiki: Niko, you look so sweet in those clothes.

Kiki: Niko, you sweetie. You know I like to be driven in cars like this.

Kiki: Niko, your car. You really must be struggling.

1227905985 ~z~Niko. Better late than never, are you parked nearby?

2416462291 ~z~Niko. Let's go enjoy ourselves.

Kiki: Niko. My schedule is pretty tight at the moment. I can't really wait around for you. Let's go.

Kiki: Oh God, I can't think. I'm just happy to be out of the office. It's such hard work at City Hall.

2185325380 ~z~Oh no, we missed the show. That's such bad luck, Niko.

Kiki: Oh, bowling is it? This is becoming our regular thing. We could have our wedding at a bowling alley.

3254713927 ~z~Oh, cool car.

Kiki: Oh, darts again. Not what I'd normally do but if you're into it...

Kiki: Oh, drinking? I really shouldn't...

640704938 ~z~Oh, I haven't seen that top before, have I?

1960508810 ~z~Oh, I like the new pants.

Kiki: Oh, I miss your old car, Niko.

Kiki: Oh, Niko. Do you mind if we do something else instead?

Kiki: Oh, this guy's okay. Let's go see the show.

Kiki: Oh, you're not wearing the glasses. That's a shame.

Kiki: Ok, Niko, I'm a busy woman, I haven't got time to be screwing around like this. Can you take me home?

1297131316 ~z~Okay then, Niko. Let's go on your bike.

Kiki: Okay, if you're going to be like this, Niko. I'll make my own way home. Call me.

Kiki: Okay, Niko. I'm really into bowling. That's only if you are though...

Kiki: Okay, Niko. Let's play darts.

Kiki: Okay, this is nice. Stop me from drinking too much, okay?

979734643 ~z~Okay, why don't we play pool? My ex, Tyrone was falsely accused of beating this guy to death with a pool cue.

148879790 ~z~Only if you don't know how to drive them.

2509992883 ~z~Please don't dress up on my account, Niko.

Kiki: Please tell me you didn't waste your hard earned money on a new top on my account.

Kiki: Pool, again? You'd think I'd get better at it.

Kiki: Pool, Niko? I'll play pool with you if that's what makes you happy.

Kiki: Ricky Gervais it is then.

Kiki: Same old trusty vehicle. Nice.

4043890594 ~z~Sorry Niko, but I don't like your car. Does that make me a bad person?

317524651 ~z~Sorry, Niko. I didn't realize it was going to take this long. I don't think I've got time for this. Can you take me home?

Kiki: Sorry, Niko. I really do need to get back home. Give me a call, okay?

Kiki: Sorry, Niko. I'm not in the mood for this right now.

Kiki: Sure, let's play darts. If you enjoy it, that is.

Kiki: Thank God you lost those glasses, Niko.

Kiki: Thanks for getting rid of that hat, Niko. You really do care about what I think.

Niko: Thanks, Kiki.

2755327896 ~z~That hat's good.

3307642780 ~z~That top's nice.

Kiki: That's my favorite outfit of yours.

Kiki: The ball's in your court, Niko. I'm happy to do whatever you enjoy. It's such a treat for me to be out and about.

1984150285 ~z~The glasses make you look shifty, Niko. You aren't hiding anything from me, are you?

Kiki: The new shoes make you look like a pimp.

2136051912 ~z~The Russian Cabaret. This should be interesting, Niko.

2177266389 ~z~These places are great. There's no point in spending a lot of money on food.

Niko: They'll do, you know.

661536466 ~z~This car gets me in the mood, Niko.

Kiki: This car just oozes sex, Niko. Maybe that's because you own it.

Kiki: This car's nice.

4098278346 ~z~This is an expensive car, Niko.

Kiki: This is nice, Niko. But anywhere'd be nice with you.

Kiki: This is the sort of car you should be driving.

Kiki: This isn't exactly an exciting car, is it?

Kiki: This old car. I really like it.

521911239 ~z~This old thing, Niko? I think it's about time you traded in.

Kiki: This place is so cute. I'm only going to have a couple of drinks though.

Kiki: Those are nice glasses, Niko.

Kiki: Those clothes fit you like an old glove.

Kiki: Those clothes really suit you, I've told you that before, haven't I?

Kiki: Those glasses are cool, Niko.

Kiki: Those pants are good.

199019766 ~z~Those shoes are good.

Kiki: Tremaine used to take me to places like this, they're so quick and easy.

Kiki: Umm, Niko. Why're you late? You haven't been seeing anyone else have you? Let's go.

Niko: Well, at least you came. Let's find something to do.

Kiki: We're playing darts again, are we? Okay.

Kiki: We're playing pool again, Niko? If that makes you happy.

Kiki: We're walking are we, Niko? I love walking with you.

Kiki: We've got some memories of this car, don't we?

Kiki: What a good idea, Niko. I sometimes get emotional when I drink so stop me from having too much.

1953091481 ~z~What a shame, we didn't get here in time for the show.

Kiki: What happened to your old car, Niko?

2133237702 ~z~What're you into, Kiki?

683203866 ~z~What's different about you? Oh... yeah, you're not wearing the glasses. Pity.

Kiki: Where's your car, Niko?

Kiki: Why do you drive this thing, Niko?

Kiki: You didn't just get this car to impress me, did you? Niko!

468152864 ~z~You don't need to take me to a place like this, Niko. Your company is more precious to me than an expensive meal.

Kiki: You look so cute when you're playing pool, Niko.

Kiki: You love this old car, don't you Niko?

2264913532 ~z~You really don't need to dress up to impress me, Niko.

Kiki: You want to go bowling again? Alright!

1834336779 ~z~Your clothes are cool.

Kiki: Your clothes really smell of you. It's so sexy.

2768070745 ~z~Your eyes are beautiful. I'm so pleased you're not wearing those glasses.

Kiki: You're still wearing those flashy clothes, I see.

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Kiki: Alright then.

Niko: Alright then.

Niko: Alright, I get it.

1148408826 ~z~Another time then, Kiki? I'll call you.

Kiki: Bring me home, will you?

Kiki: Bye, Niko.

Kiki: Call me, okay? Call me soon.

Kiki: Can you bring me home?

Kiki: Can you take me back to my place?

Kiki: Can't stand sitting next to me, is that it? I can't believe you couldn't even wait until the end of the show.

1056697162 ~z~Can't you even finish bowling with me? Are you that keen to get off with some other whore?

Kiki: Come on, Niko. It can't be that hard to get me home. Why is it taking so long?

Kiki: Congratulations, Niko. Good game.

3336853073 ~z~Did you take me out just to humiliate me, Niko? Show me some respect.

315806758 ~z~Do you ever get so happy that you feel like crying, Niko? That what I'm feeling right now.

Niko: Don't leave me out here in the cold, Kiki. Invite me in.

Kiki: Drop me home please.

Niko: Enjoy the memories then. Goodbye.

Niko: Enjoy yourself.

Kiki: Fine. You'll call me, right?

Kiki: Fuck me. I'm buzzed. Man, those cocktails have got a kick.

2788514828 ~z~Goodbye then.

211858890 ~z~Goodbye, Kiki.

666328106 ~z~Ha ha ha ha.

1527491816 ~z~Hey, I thought you were taking me home.

Niko: Hey, now that I've brought you back here, are you going to invite me in?

941275709 ~z~How about I keep you company inside?

Kiki: How about we find something else to do now?

Kiki: How about you take me somewhere else now? That's if you're not tired of me yet.

Kiki: I bet you finish the games you start with your other whores.

3960283302 ~z~I can tell your mind has been on your other cheap whores all night, Niko.

3345350674 ~z~I don't like a man who won't finish what he's started, Niko.

Kiki: I don't often lose, Niko.

Kiki: I don't understand why we stopped. Have you got sick of me?

1472546718 ~z~I don't want to go home yet. Is there something else you'd like to do now?

Kiki: I enjoyed that, Niko. You're a good conversationalist.

Kiki: I feel like I really understand you now, Niko.

Kiki: I feel like you're stalling, Niko. Why is taking so long to get there?

3266199299 ~z~I guess there isn't a winner then.

Kiki: I had a really good time, Niko. I can't tell you how nice it is to be taken out on a date.

Kiki: I hear they've got bowling alleys at American Air Force bases overseas. Is that where you learnt how to do it?

Kiki: I hope you're not intimidated by my beating you, Niko.

Kiki: I need it to really mean something when we're together physically. Not tonight, Niko.

453761399 ~z~I really didn't think there was any way I wouldn't enjoy being taken out. But this wasn't fun. Goodbye.

1865152564 ~z~I really felt like we got close on this date. It can't go on forever though.

Kiki: I think it's time to put an end to this date.

1818644381 ~z~I thought you were taking me home, Niko.

2719730913 ~z~I thought you were taking me somewhere.

Kiki: I'd like a lift home, if that's okay?

Kiki: I'd like it if you dropped me back at my place.

2243712383 ~z~I'd like to come in with you, Kiki.

Kiki: I'll be thinking about you... a lot.

Niko: I'll see you round, Kiki.

4086170529 ~z~I'm going home now.

Kiki: I'm gonna remember this moment for ever. It's so special.

Kiki: I'm not going to get played by you, Niko. I'm not stupid.

1043432714 ~z~I'm starting to get suspicious, Niko. Why haven't we gotten there yet?

Kiki: It was a bit degrading but funny all the same.

Niko: It would mean a lot to me if I could come inside, Kiki.

Kiki: It'd be nice if you took me home now.

Kiki: It's been so hard resisting you. I'm so pleased that it's time.

Kiki: It's hard to say goodbye but we have to.

Kiki: I've got to compete with men as part of my career, it's no real surprise I beat you.

Kiki: I've had a nice time, Niko.

Kiki: Jesus, Niko. This was hardly even a date.

Niko: Kiki, I don't want to have to say goodbye to you out here. How about I come in?

394840982 ~z~Later on.

Niko: Let's go inside.

53836210 ~z~Let's go, Kiki.

Kiki: Man, oh man. I think I should have stopped drinking three beers ago.

Kiki: My ex-boyfriend used to take me here before he got sentenced.

Kiki: My time is really valuable, Niko. Can we do something soon?

1475328134 ~z~Niko, are you taking me somewhere or what?

Kiki: Niko, are you trying to fatten me up? I like this place but I can't eat here again.

Kiki: Niko, I can't eat here now. There are too many painful memories of Tremaine.

Kiki: Niko, I feel like we were destined to meet each other.

918030157 ~z~Niko, I wish this date could go on forever, but it's got to end, doesn't it?

1242129754 ~z~Niko, if you've got a problem with a dominant female who can beat you at pool, then maybe you're dating the wrong girl.

Kiki: Niko, I'm scared of getting close to you. I can't invite you in.

Kiki: Niko, I'm taking time out from work to be here. Can we do something?

Kiki: Niko, you really dominated me on that dart board. I loved it!

Kiki: Niko, you're sweet.

838004897 ~z~Oh my God.

Kiki: Oh well, this has been fun.

Niko: Okay then.

Kiki: Okay.

Kiki: See you really soon, Niko.

Kiki: See you, sweetie.

423069523 ~z~Shit, add insult to fucking injury, Niko. Sorry, I'm not one of your cheap whores, okay?

Niko: So long.

Kiki: So you think I'm cheap like your other whores! Thanks a lot, Niko.

Kiki: Sorry for beating you, Niko. I couldn't help it.

Kiki: Stop it!

3585110773 ~z~Sure, Kiki, sure.

62657588 ~z~That is hilarious.

Kiki: That is too much.

Kiki: That man was very amusing.

Kiki: That place is full of bankers and lawyers. I'm not interested in guys like that. Don't turn into one of them.

Kiki: That really taught me a lot about your culture, Niko. Thank you for sharing it with me.

Kiki: That was really nice, Niko. I feel like I'm really getting to know you.

Kiki: That was so nice, Niko. I don't care what they say about health risks, that stuff tastes good.

Kiki: That was so nice, you don't have to spend money for me to have a good time.

Kiki: There's nothing I want more than to be both physically and emotionally close to you. Not tonight though.

Kiki: There's nothing like sharing a moment like this with someone you care about, is there?

Niko: This date could keep going inside your place if you invite me in. How about it?

2850418031 ~z~This date has been amazing. We're really breaking down barriers. Maybe we should call it a day though.

1156817860 ~z~This has been so much fun. But I'm kinda worn out though.

Kiki: This has been swell, Niko.

Kiki: This is going to be amazing. I might cry with happiness.

Kiki: This is really going to mean something, Niko. Come in.

1899424992 ~z~Umm, you're going to call me aren't you?

Kiki: Ummm, Niko, it sure is taking a long time to get me home, isn't it?

456471352 ~z~Ummm.

Niko: Well you're being sensible for both of us. Thank you. I'll call you, Kiki.

Niko: Well, have fun in there.

Niko: Well, maybe I'll take you out again, give me your number. I'll see you soon.

Niko: We're both adults, Kiki. Why don't you ask me into your place?

Kiki: We're so perfectly matched, Niko.

Kiki: Were you ashamed to be bowling with me, Niko? That's why you stopped, wasn't it?

Kiki: What sort of girl do you think I am, Niko?

Niko: Whatever you say, Kiki.

Kiki: What's the chances of finishing on a tie? I guess we're perfectly matched, aren't we?

3770017613 ~z~Whoa. I thought you were going to keep an eye on my drinking, Niko.

Kiki: Whoa. Those drinks were strong weren't they?

2875875974 ~z~Why are we leaving? Do you have to get back to some cheap whore or something?

3305755347 ~z~Why are we stopping? Have you got to run to some cheap whore?

Kiki: Why don't we go do something else now?

Kiki: Will you take me home?

Kiki: Wow! Who'd have thought I was so good at bowling?

1254943365 ~z~Yeah, give me all the STDs you've caught off those other cheap whores. Shame on you, Niko.

Kiki: Yeah. Okay.

Kiki: You are an amazing man, Niko.

1239040568 ~z~You are so misunderstood, Niko.

Niko: You know, you're probably right. I'll see you soon.

Kiki: You really didn't have to spend that money, Niko. I'm not impressed by conspicuous consumption.

Kiki: You really know how to handle those darts, Niko. I wonder what else you're good at?

4202765051 ~z~You shouldn't have let me drink so much. I'm feeling buzzed.

Niko: You'll be on my mind then, Kiki. I'll see you soon.

Kiki: Your language is so beautiful, Niko. It's such a shame you've got to speak English the whole time.

Kiki: You're really good at bowling, Niko.

1767031466 ~z~You're so clever with that pool cue, Niko.

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363393732 ~z~"His clothes were covered in the victim's blood." An innocent man with a felony prior doesn't stand a chance.

1131961332 ~z~A triple homicide conviction.

Niko: All your ex-boyfriends seem to be real pacifists...

953448455 ~z~An ex.

3809989305 ~z~And now I'm here, trying to make a difference. I'm not naïve... but...

Niko: And you've come out okay - you should be grateful.

1940352428 ~z~Another one? What did he do?

Kiki: Are you though? Are you really?

Niko: As I see it, I have chosen to live life outside the law. Rights mean nothing to me now.

Kiki: Because of the carbon footprint, because of future generations, of course.

312485174 ~z~Because some people are having a miserable time, I guess. I don't know.

Kiki: But he's a survivor. I'm trying to get him to write a book about it.

3957118892 ~z~But I feel so guilty. Life is so unfair.

Kiki: But it was obviously self defense. A mother clearly attacked him, and he shot her, and her kids.

4192484155 ~z~But the police will arrest any man in the vicinity of a crime in order to clear a file from their desks.

Kiki: But, well... it was nice. It's strange. You always want something to be like it is in the movies, don't you?

3812784279 ~z~Cars, clothes, my apartment, my education. I help the people who haven't been given anything.

Kiki: Client / ex, ex / client, lover, friend, spiritual guru.

Niko: Do you not think that it is vain to think you can make a difference? To think it is your concern?

Kiki: Don't you sometimes feel really guilty driving a car?

Kiki: Finding the whole internet dating thing? I mean,

3018797641 ~z~Finding what? I don't get it.

3767775787 ~z~Fine.

Kiki: Good.

Niko: Good.

Kiki: Good. I heard from Dorian yesterday.

60524073 ~z~Great.

Niko: Guilt trip it better? Good luck.

Kiki: He's a really spiritual person, Niko.

1819143034 ~z~He's got such soul. Being unfairly incarcerated would break most men.

Kiki: He's serving life upstate. Can you believe that they revoked his conjugal visit privileges? It's inhuman.

Kiki: He's such a big softie. He's practically Buddhist.

Niko: Hey, you can't help everybody.

Niko: How are you?

3325103189 ~z~How can I be grateful when I'm in so much pain?

Niko: How?

Kiki: How're you finding this, Niko?

3200544393 ~z~How's it going, Niko?

Kiki: I came here and I thought it would be different.

Niko: I cannot take grown men playing dressing up games very seriously.

Kiki: I could just tell... I mean, not that I read too much into it. This is just a casual date, you know. Casual.

Kiki: I defend the people that the rest of the community has forgotten about.

Niko: I don't know, I just thought I'd try it. What made you?

2536397189 ~z~I don't pretend that I wouldn't be selling my ass for crack if I was born in project housing though.

Kiki: I mean, are there any ex-girlfriends who are still hung up on you? What did you think I meant?

Kiki: I mean, I was born into privilege. I was given an education.

Kiki: I mean, it's just the arresting officer's word against the perps. "We found this gun on him."

Kiki: I mean, Mitch was no angel. I'm not going to pretend that he was.

Kiki: I represent the people who can't even help themselves.

Niko: I think I failed your country!

Kiki: I thought it would be like I imagined. But I'm really lonely. I mean, it's nice to be out with you.

2422685662 ~z~I try not to lose touch though.

Kiki: I wanted to help people. That's why I do pro bono work at City Hall.

254026919 ~z~I was being sarcastic... don't worry about it... who is Dorian?

2048657106 ~z~If he does write one, I'll read it.

Niko: If I got hauled down to City Hall, I'd be grateful for your help.

Niko: I'll bear that in mind.

2330132866 ~z~I'm a criminal, and a murderer. I arrived in your country and fell in with a bad crowd. What rights do I have?

278015421 ~z~I'm a girl who wants to make it in the big city. You know, I grew up in the suburbs, bored out of my mind...

Kiki: I'm a go getter, Niko. A real Alpha female.

Kiki: I'm an idealist, if that's what you mean.

Kiki: I'm going to warn you Niko, I'm not in the best of moods.

Kiki: I'm so sorry! Our society let you down! My country failed you!

1909916350 ~z~I'm starting to understand why you're seeing me, I think.

Niko: In self defense?

Niko: It doesn't matter why you do something as long as it's right.

3071096206 ~z~It makes me so angry.

Kiki: It might be because I feel guilty but is that a bad thing? Am I doing it for the wrong reasons?

Niko: It sounds as if you're being as helpful as you can be.

Kiki: It was a conspiracy. The government doesn't like free thinkers and autodidacts.

Kiki: It was stupid. It just goes to show how the system is primed to punish people who already disadvantaged.

Kiki: It's an absolute farce the miscarriages of justice that he's had to suffer.

Kiki: It's just that I'm working these cases the whole time and I can't get out to meet new people.

1586849876 ~z~It's nearly impossible for a man born into poverty in this country to make it without breaking the law.

Kiki: It's not bad luck Niko. It's the system. It's totally fucked. Totally.

Kiki: Just sometimes I feel like I can't do enough though. I feel like I can't help people as much as I want to be able to.

Niko: Like Dorian's?

Kiki: Like I said, this is so unlike me.

2701348493 ~z~Maybe that's what I mean.

Niko: Me? No. Movies are dull.

Kiki: Mom and Dad made me promise not to date any more of them so here I am, dating on the internet.

Niko: No.

Kiki: None that are still on the outside. This government really annoys me, Niko.

Niko: Not everyone born in a project sells their ass for crack.

Niko: Oh... ummm... nothing. Have you got any ex-boyfriends I should worry about?

1442859785 ~z~Relationships can't rarely last when they get sent out of state to a Federal Penitentiary though.

Kiki: So, are you well?

Kiki: So, it's nice to meet you.

Kiki: So, Niko, are there any skeletons in your closet? Is anyone haunting you?

Kiki: Sometimes, when I'm having a fun time - even a fun time with a crazy man like you, I feel so guilty.

Niko: Sure, I'm fine. Are you okay?

Niko: Sure.

Niko: Sure.

3794184917 ~z~Thank you, Niko, I knew you'd understand.

Kiki: Thank you.

Kiki: Thanks Niko.

Kiki': The line is so blurry. I'm too close to be able to tell what he is.

643864362 ~z~The only guys I meet are the other lawyers - complete creeps - and my defendants.

Kiki: The world has rights, just like criminals and murderers and immigrants and all the other disadvantageous do, too.

4183673468 ~z~The world is certainly determined to screw itself up.

Kiki: Then why'd you say great?

Niko: There will always be people who suffer, Kiki. That is the way of the world.

2982001469 ~z~They do.

Kiki: This ex of mine, Mitch, I met him when I represented him on this bogus murder charge.

Kiki: This is good. I like you.

801614328 ~z~this is so unlike me, but I'm giving it a go and it seems to be working out.

Niko: Tremaine a client?

Kiki: Tremaine's appeal just got rejected.

Kiki: Triple homicide - well that was what he was accused of.

4050319046 ~z~Unlucky though. Hopefully that won't rub off on me.

4257974320 ~z~Well, I do.

Kiki: Well, I'm going to stop it.

Niko: Well, sometimes the cops are bigger crooks than the guys they're arresting.

Niko: What did he do?

Niko: What do you mean? Who have you been talking to?

1557398548 ~z~What made you decide to look for love online?

Niko: What were you appealing?

Niko: Whatever you say.

Niko: What's wrong?

Niko: Where's Mitch now?

Niko: Why?

1380482132 ~z~Why?

Kiki: Yeah, I guess I do make a difference. I feel like all my life I've been given things by my parents.

Kiki: Yeah, I guess so.

Niko: Yeah, it's alright.

Kiki: Yeah, only Tremaine was completely innocent. There's no way he killed those guys.

Kiki: Yeah, really sweet guys - misunderstood, you know?

Niko: Yeah... sure.

Niko: Yeah?

Kiki: Yes - I knew you'd be nice, from your email.

Kiki: Yes, but I want to help.

Niko: Yes, I'm great.

Niko: You and me both.

1047260634 ~z~You can try. Most of the people from my law class just went to big firms on the Exchange to make their millions.

Niko: You date your clients?

Kiki: You know Dorian?

Niko: You might be right.

4107630132 ~z~You sound pretty naïve...

4180509947 ~z~You two have so much in common, I mean more than just me. You're both such peace loving men.

3627883573 ~z~You're a noble savage. You should sue the government.

Kiki: You're seeing a different side of me meeting me this way. It's working out.

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Kiki: and when times are tough, I carry you on my shoulders.

Kiki: Are you an honest person?

1041260487 ~z~Are you the casual encounter kind of guy, is that it? The use them and lose them guy? Fuck 'em and sling them?

Niko: But I thought you had a nice time?

Kiki: But it's not perfect, you know. I'm conservative when it comes to family.

Kiki: But you have a value system, don't you?

Kiki: By not making a proper commitment to me, by not telling me you love me. By not being there for me.

Kiki: Can I ask you a question?

Kiki: Do you think about politics much, Niko?

Kiki: Don't you find that when you're getting close to someone you just want to be with them the whole time?

Kiki: For someone to want to know where their boyfriend is.

2768723956 ~z~Good. I am glad I make you happy.

Niko: How?

Niko: I don't know about that... I err...

Niko: I don't know.

Niko: I don't know. I mean, it seems a bit soon to be worrying about that.

4034474396 ~z~I don't know. These days, I think I'm just a whore, running around working for the highest bidder.

2678858493 ~z~I don't know. We have a nice time, usually. When you're not feeling too guilty.

Kiki: I don't need a commitment right now, I just need to know it's not impossible. Is it impossible?

Niko: I don't see a difference.

Kiki: I guess I'm a liberal. I mean I believe in the welfare state and the green energy movement.

498562429 ~z~I hope you work out. I'm pretty heavy.

1783487172 ~z~I like saying your name, Niko. You're amazing. This is just so so nice, isn't it?

Kiki: I love our time together, I really do.

Kiki: I mean I was just checking up on him. That's okay isn't it?

Kiki: I mean, I'm not looking for a commitment. But where is it going?

Kiki: I think we could have something really special.

Niko: I try not to lie to women.

Kiki: If we don't hold onto that, then we won't have anything.

2820490459 ~z~I'll bear that in mind next time I marry you.

Niko: Is this another one of your clients?

4036991846 ~z~Is what impossible?

Kiki: it's just disgusting. Marriage is sacred.

Kiki: It's like I'm complete. It's like the world makes sense.

Niko: Kiki?

Kiki: Let me ask you a question, Niko.

Kiki: Nice? I'm talking about love, about passion, about the important stuff, not nice!

Kiki: Niko.

Kiki: Niko?

Niko: No, not really. I just lead an unconventional life.

Kiki: No, this was my professor at law school. He had the gall to accuse me of stalking him.

489163513 ~z~Not really. In my line of work, honesty is not always the best quality.

Niko: Nothing, Kiki. Nothing. I admire your passion.

Niko: Nothing.

614748018 ~z~Oh Niko.

966706150 ~z~Okay, ask away.

733769060 ~z~Okay, I'm sorry.

81896361 ~z~Or if not, at least know where they are all the time?

3753719466 ~z~People get married and it doesn't always work out.

Kiki: People who jeopardize family with adultery and internet porn and homosexuality and...

Kiki: Perseverance is the key. The key to everything.

2051205415 ~z~So he deserves to suffer. All cheaters do.

Niko: So, I guess things cooled off between you when he made that accusation.

1284050356 ~z~So?

Niko: Sometimes I think you should be committed.

Kiki: Sometimes, late at night, I imagine us as two souls meeting on a beach...

Niko: Sure, Kiki, sure.

Niko: Sure.

Niko: Thank you.

Kiki: That made him think twice about taking advantage of his students and jumping to ridiculous conclusions.

Kiki: There's always a way to make it work. Always.

Kiki: There's something special going on here. Can't you feel it? When you're inside me, Niko.

Kiki: They are an essential part of the human psyche. And I say that as a committed liberal.

Niko: They're out for themselves, no matter what party they are a member of or what they claim to believe in.

Kiki: Things cooled off alright, I sued him for slander.

Kiki: This ex of mine, he...

2053502702 ~z~This nation was built upon a belief in the family unit and the strength of the nuclear family.

882451288 ~z~This. Us. You and me.

Niko: Uh, nothing.

Niko: Ummm, not really.

Kiki: We have a special understanding, haven't we? This is so real.

Kiki: Well, you better not cheat, because if a man cheats on a woman, he is cheating on life.

Niko: What are they, then?

Kiki: What did you say?

Kiki: What does that mean?

Kiki: What?

265815161 ~z~What?

Niko: When you have seen what I have seen, you realize that most leaders are after the same thing.

Kiki: Where's this relationship going? I mean, seriously?

Kiki: Yeah, but if you had to choose - liberal or conservative?

Kiki: Yes, but are you a cheater?

318155799 ~z~Yes, what is it?

Niko: Yes?

1418936081 ~z~You don't make me happy. You're breaking my heart.

Kiki: You know, the French have it right. Crimes of passions are not real crimes.

4197673226 ~z~You're not in court now, Kiki. Give me a break.

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Niko: Chill out, Kiki. You need to calm down.

Kiki: Did you get me drunk so you could do the same thing to me?

3437660538 ~z~Don't try to fucking play me, Niko.

Niko: Don't worry.

Kiki: Fuck you. Fuck you asshole. Run off to your whores, run off to your sluts.

2371930448 ~z~Get a little buzz on. Is that so wrong?

37614632 ~z~Go to her. Go to that cheap fucking bitch.

Kiki: I care about you, Niko. So, so, so, much.

Niko: I didn't force the alcohol down your throat.

Niko: I don't respond well to threats, Kiki. Chill the fuck out.

3807670991 ~z~I hate myself. I do. And I want to die.

Kiki: I saw you looking at her. Don't pretend you weren't.

3754176309 ~z~I was in there with you. I wasn't trying to pick up other women.

368527821 ~z~I wasn't looking at anyone. Shit.

2222021939 ~z~I'll find them. I'll find those filthy whores. You're mine. You're all mine.

2911242890 ~z~I'm only treating you with respect, Kiki.

Niko: I'm out with you tonight, Kiki. I wouldn't leave you on the sidewalk.

1468947479 ~z~I'm starting to...

Kiki: Is that how you're treating me now?

Kiki: I've got connections in the courts and I can make sure you're kept where I want you.

Kiki: I've had too much to drink.

3992570784 ~z~Look Kiki, I don't know what you're talking about.

Niko: No, but I like you.

Niko: No, it's not. Just don't go all weird on me.

Kiki: No, you didn't. Sorry if I don't want to kick back a bit when I'm not at work.

Kiki: Oh, oh, are you going to run off to your other whore because I've gone a bit weird?

Niko: Please shut up.

Kiki: So, you don't deny it? You have other whores out there. I feel so dirty. I feel used.

Kiki: Sure you are, sure you fucking are.

Niko: Thank you, darling. You speak so beautifully.

Kiki: That was so nice. I feel really warm inside.

Niko: That would be the shot you just downed. Let me know if you're going to throw up.

Kiki: What are their names? What are their fucking names, Niko? I'll find those bitches.

Niko: What are you talking about Kiki? I wasn't the one who suggested those tequila slammers.

Niko: What are you talking about?

Kiki: Who was that bitch? Was she one of your cheap whores?

Kiki: You chill out and keep your fucking dick in your pants. That's not too much to ask, is it?

4275972792 ~z~You don't love me.

Kiki: You don't need a real woman. You can't handle a real woman. You hate me.

Kiki: You take your other whores there do you? The place you get them drunk before you have your way with them?

3402361327 ~z~You'd just love that, wouldn't you?

Kiki: You'd just love to leave me spewing on the side of the road so you could go back to one of your other whores.

2751886598 ~z~You're an asshole, Niko. A whore loving asshole.