My Five Uncles

My Five Uncles is a show advertised on WCTR in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. It is about five gay men who adopt a daughter. Lines advertised on the commercial include:

Daughter: "Hey, what's taking you guys so long in the bathroom?"

The Five Uncles: "We're just flossing, dear!"

And

Daughter: "I'm an emotionally abused orphan, can't I get in on any of these group hugs?"

One Of The Five Uncles: "No, Bitch!"