User:Gta-mysteries/Alexandra Chilton Dialogue
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2945294879 ~z~A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me.
3294874571 ~z~A woman has needs, Niko. If you aren't prepared to meet those needs then she might look elsewhere.
Alex: Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it.
Alex: Alex here, Niko.
Niko: Alex, hello.
Niko: Alex, how's it going?
Niko: Alex, I want to go shopping. Can you get me some money off?
Niko: Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore.
Niko: Alex, that you?
3871949687 ~z~Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up.
Niko: Alex. It's Niko.
Niko: Alex. You probably got more important things to worry about like boots or something, but we're over.
Niko: Alright then, I'll call another time.
Niko: Alright, I'll be there soon.
3566258725 ~z~Alright, Niko. Treat me like this then.
Alex: Alright, well top prize for effort. I'll let you take me out. Come by in the next hour.
Niko: Another time, Alex. We will put on a rain check.
Alex: Are you fucking stupid? I'm sleeping. Call me back after noon. I might be awake then.
1892359604 ~z~Be warned Niko, I look like a mess.
Alex: Do you want to take me out?
Alex: Don't be late, Niko.
Alex: Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab.
1172320972 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.
3555934044 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.
Alex: Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you.
Alex: Girls like me do not get treated like this by guys like you. Deal with yourself, Niko.
Niko: Good news, Alex. You don't have to worry about slumming it no more. We're done.
Niko: Hello Alex.
Niko: Hey Alex, I want to go buy some clothes. Will you get me a discount?
3704532521 ~z~Hey Alex.
Alex: Hey Niko, I was just thinking I like guys I date to look good in case the paps snap us together or something.
662984279 ~z~Hey, it's Alex.
Niko: Hi Alex. It's Niko.
Niko: How's it going, Alex?
Alex: I am a beautiful flower and I need to be treated with care. And if you do that, I might date you again.
Alex: I can't just go helping anybody out. I'd lose my reputation. Why don't you hang out with me more and then maybe we'll talk?
Niko: I can't take you out just now, Alex. I'll call you later.
Niko: I didn't know you'd be in bed. I'm sorry.
Alex: I feel like you should take me out on a date.
589675061 ~z~I knew you'd do this. I just knew it.
Alex: I wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't absolutely necessary.
Niko: I'd like to buy some stuff. Can you arrange a discount for me?
3395328114 ~z~I'd like to see you.
Alex: If you ever want a discount from a clothes shop in Liberty City, call me and I'll arrange it.
Alex: If you think you can just treat me like some slutty European whore then you are sadly mistaken.
297784257 ~z~I'll be by in a bit.
1054256634 ~z~I'll be there in a bit.
Alex: I'll be waiting, Niko.
Niko: I'll come collect you then.
Alex: I'll give you another chance, Niko. But this better be the best date of my life though. Come collect me in an hour.
Alex: I'll go on a date with you, Niko. Pick me up in the next hour.
Alex: I'll see you then.
Alex: I'll sort it, Niko. There'll be a discount for the rest of the day. Promise to buy nice clothes though.
1284225561 ~z~I'm going to have to call my therapist. Goodbye.
Alex: I'm not saying this is over for good but I need a break.
3872550568 ~z~I'm not used to taking rejection, Niko. Goodbye.
Niko: I'm on my way.
Alex: I'm scared that if we see each other this much someone's going to get hurt. In a while, maybe.
1137701019 ~z~I'm sorry but I've got to see the girls. Maybe another time.
4246437351 ~z~It'd be good to do something with you.
Niko: It's Niko. You think you could arrange some money off for me at a shop?
Alex: Jesus. What sort of guy am I dating? Goodbye.
Alex: My psychiatrist says that I shouldn't be seeing anyone in this emotional state, maybe if you me call back later...
Alex: My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.
Alex: My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.
Alex: Niko, I am an intellectual, beautiful, and interesting woman. I do not need to see a man who treats me like you do.
Alex: Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life.
2395220890 ~z~Niko, I cannot get tied down right now. We should leave a bit of a gap between each date.
913987056 ~z~Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off.
Alex: Niko, it's Alex.
Alex: Niko, they're letting me out of the clinic and Daddy's driver is busy. Would you pick me up?
Alex: Niko, this is Alex calling.
Alex: Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital?
1155044734 ~z~Niko, you picked up. Well it's been a while since I've heard from you.
Alex: Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while.
Alex: Oh, you picked up. I was starting to think I'd have to get Daddy's private investigator to track you down, Niko.
Alex: Oh, you've decided to call, have you?
Alex: Okay Niko, we can go on a date. Come pick me up in the next hour.
Niko: Okay then Alex, I'll come and get you in the next hour.
Niko: Okay, Alex. I'll try you again later.
Alex: Okay, I was getting ready, but fine.
Niko: Okay, I'll come and pick you up in the next hour.
Alex: Okay, Niko. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is.
Alex: Okay, Niko. I've got a blog to write anyway.
Alex: Okay, pick me up in the next hour and you can take me out.
Alex: Okay. I'll make some calls. I can get you a fifty percent off at the major outlets in Liberty City for the rest of the day.
Alex: See you in a bit.
2813558710 ~z~See you soon, Alex.
Alex: Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.
Alex: Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.
Alex: So you're still on the scene, are you?
3138783392 ~z~Sorry Alex but something's come up. I can't get you from the hospital.
Niko: Sorry Alex, it's over between us. I can't say I'm going to miss you.
3565756151 ~z~Sorry Alex. I got more important things to be doing.
Niko: Sorry, Alex but I don't memorize your sleeping hours. I'll call you later.
Niko: Sorry, Alex but I have to cancel our date.
Niko: Sorry, Alex, but I kind of have a lot on my plate. But maybe another time.
Alex: Sorry, Niko. But my friends just saw us out again and they might actually think we were serious. Leave it a bit.
3782917916 ~z~Sorry, Niko. No can do now. Maybe if you paid me more attention I'd be able to help you out.
Niko: Sure, I can be at your place in the next hour.
Niko: Sure, I'll be there in the next hour.
Alex: Sure, I'll let you take me out. Come pick me up in the next hour.
Alex: Sure, Niko. I tell the stores you're a friend of mine and you'll get a price reduction for the rest of the day.
3963422908 ~z~Sure, wait for me.
1841823785 ~z~Thanks Alex, that's kind of you.
Alex: That won't be a problem Niko. I can get you a fifty percent discount for the rest of the day.
Alex: That's fine, Niko. I'll just meet up with the girls.
Alex: The mystery man returns. I did not think I'd be hearing from you again.
Alex: There are plenty of guys who'd kill to collect me from the hospital. I'll call one of them.
3657402423 ~z~There's mysterious and then there's a little too fucking mysterious Mr. European.
Alex: This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.
Alex: This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.
Alex: This is Alex Chilton's phone. Leave me a message.
2430882328 ~z~Wait there, Alex.
Niko: We'll do something another time then. I'll call again later.
Alex: Well I'll get someone else to do it, goodbye.
Alex: Well there's the mysterious European. I was starting to think you were done with me.
Alex: Well this really is a surprise. Guys don't normally wait this long to call me back.
Alex: Well, I blew off a lot of people to see you but... sure.
Alex: What are you doing? Ha fucking ha. I'm asleep. Call me after noon.
Niko: Why don't you and me go do something?
Alex: Why don't you show me a good time?
Alex: Why don't you take me out on a date?
2219621609 ~z~Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye.
659732385 ~z~You know, I don't feel like seeing you right now. Maybe in a while.
Niko: You want to go on a date?
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Alex: A motorbike? I haven't been on one of these since I dated a drug dealer in high school.
Alex: Ahh, I see you've tried to save some money on the top half of your outfit.
Alex: Alex Chilton does not take the bus. Please tell me that your car is around the corner.
Alex: Alright, change of plan. Take me somewhere else.
Alex: Can you please explain to me what the appeal of really shit cars is? I don't get it.
Alex: Can't we do something else instead?
Alex: Darling, with clothes as with everything else, you buy cheap, you buy twice. I think you'll be trading in your top.
Alex: Darts, how quaint, Niko.
Alex: Do you think that anyone in Liberty City in the twenty-first century really eats this type of food? Yuk.
Alex: Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket.
Alex: Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy that we're playing parts again.
Alex: God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends.
Alex: God, this place really reminds me of being underage.
Alex: God, you know. I'll try anything once. I tried picking up guys on craplist, didn't I?
- Hey mysterious European, let's go.
Alex: Hey Niko, do you mind if we do something else?
Alex: Hey Niko. Let's go.
Alex: Hey, Niko. I hope you aren't planning on carrying me on this date.
Alex: Hey, Niko. Is this like an off, off, off, off Burlesque show?
- Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist.
- I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves.
Alex: I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it.
Alex: I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go.
Niko: I did not want to make carbon footprint. We'll be fine.
Alex: I didn't think anything could be worse than the car you used to drive, I was wrong.
Alex: I don't like waiting Niko. Let's just go.
Alex: I don't normally like hats, but that one works for you.
Alex: I expected you to come in a car.
Alex: I gave my first blowjob in a restroom at this place.
Alex: I guess you're having your other clothes washed. I mean, there can't be any other reason to be wearing these.
Alex: I hate tardiness. Come on, let's go.
Alex: I like this car, I'm getting used to being driven in it.
- I like those shoes, very smart.
Alex: I like your pants, darling. Nice.
Alex: I liked those clothes the last time you wore them.
- I miss those glasses you used to wear. They gave you some class.
- I only really dress up when I have to.
Alex: I remember going to the opening party of this place, it was wild.
Alex: I think I preferred what you were wearing last time.
Alex: I want new experiences, I want to see things that I haven't seen before.
Alex: I write a blog. It's Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.
Alex: If anything, that hat looks expensive, which is so in.
Alex: If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought you were trying to get me drunk.
- If I'd known you weren't bringing a car I would have gotten Daddy to lend us a driver.
- If you want to take me to a show, Niko. I'd check what time they started.
Alex: I'll explain anything to you that you don't get afterwards.
Alex: I'm a white chick but I'm really into street culture and the urban scene. I think I'll really like this.
Alex: I'm an intellectual, Niko. I like the finer things like culture and cocktails and gourmet food.
Alex: I'm digging those glasses.
Alex: I'm getting used to those clothes you're wearing.
Alex: I'm glad you're still driving this thing.
Alex: I'm pleased you've kept this car. Daddy gets rid of nice cars after driving them for a couple of weeks.
Alex: I'm sick of this shit. I'm getting home myself. I'll see you around, Niko.
- I'm surprised that you think an intellectual such as myself would be interested in playing darts again.
Alex: I'm the only person who's allowed to be late, Niko. You're making me sound like my mother. Just drive.
Niko: It gets where it's meant to go.
Alex: It was a sad day when the bouncer stopped asking me for ID at this place.
- It was brave of you to come out in these pants, Niko.
Alex: It's a shame you got rid of those glasses, they made you look sophisticated.
Alex: It's a shame you're not wearing that hat any more. I found out how much it cost.
Alex: It's so good that that hat is gone. It made you look like a thug.
Alex: It's so nice to be able to properly see your face without those cheap glasses on.
Alex: I've said it before, Niko, but I like your car.
Alex: Let's go and hit some balls into holes with long sticks. Oh what fun.
- Let's go my mysterious European.
Alex: Let's go, Niko. I hope the good mixologist is on tonight.
Alex: Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us.
Alex: Most guys I know trade up their cars whenever they can. It's good that you're holding on to this one.
- My girlfriend dated the head chef here, he was really fussy.
Alex: Nice, car. I got one of those for my sweet sixteen.
Alex: Niko, are you trying to lubricate me with liquor before making a move?
Alex: Niko, can't you go for a more preppy look? That hat makes you look like a criminal.
Alex: Niko, Hi. How are we going to get around?
- Niko, I don't care how long you've had this car but I hate it.
Alex: Niko, I thought a resourceful guy like you would be able to get hold of a better car than this.
- Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women?
- Niko, I've been waiting. No fucking wonder when you haven't brought a car.
- Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing.
- Niko, you have got to learn you get what you pay for and you didn't pay much for those pants.
Niko: No, people drive them here as well. Just not people who live in Middle Park East.
Alex: Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this.
- Oh, an English comic? How quaint and European.
Alex: Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it.
Alex: Oh, I guess that you feel comfortable in these clothes. Well, at least they're not disgusting.
- Oh, I miss that hat of yours. It gave you an air of mystery.
- Oh, Niko. It's sweet that you're attached to this car but it really is disgusting.
Alex: Ohh, take me where you wanna take me biker boy.
Alex: Okay, I did not realize you were this... um... earthy. Do they still make clothes like that?
Alex: Okay, if we're not going to do anything you can just take me home.
Alex: Okay, let's eat here. It's not exactly going to be a gastronomic rollercoaster though, is it?
Alex: Okay, let's play pool again. I feel like I've died and woken up in the Midwest.
Alex: Okay, tell me how we're getting where we're going because I don't see a car.
Alex: Okay, that's it. I'm going to make my own way home.
- Okay, there's a reason why trendy people don't wear hats.
Alex: Okay, those are some pretty bold choices. Are you hoping to come across as an eccentric or something?
Alex: Okay, well you're moving up the ladder in terms of cars. You're moving slowly but you're moving.
Alex: Okay, well you've wasted my time by being late. Don't waste my time getting me where we're going.
Alex: Okay, where's your car?
Alex: Okay, you sell one crap car and you buy another. When did that ever make sense?
- Ooh, it is so nice to be driven around in a car you're used to, don't you think?
Alex: Ooh, it is so nice to be taken in a car that isn't a death trap. Thanks for trading up, Niko.
Niko: Or something, I guess. I don't think about clothes much.
Alex: Pool, Niko? Were you in a frat house or something? What next? Keg stands?
- Shit, if I see another fucking pool table I'll scream.
Alex: Shit, you're actually who you said you were. I was expecting a two-foot lesbian. I'm Alex.
Niko: So tell me, what are you into?
Alex: So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you?
Alex: So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then?
- Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago.
Alex: Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that.
- Thanks.
Alex: The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is.
Alex: The way I think about it, even if I hate something, I can write a blog about it.
Alex: These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko.
Niko: They do where I am from.
Alex: They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.
Alex: This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.
- This car is unreal, I thought they only drove cars like this in the third world.
- This guy is like, seriously urban. I'm told he's like, very now.
Alex: This is getting boring. I thought we were meant to be on a date? Can you take me home?
Alex: This is perfect, Niko. I'm an intellectual and I'm cultured so I really enjoy this.
Alex: This obsession with really shit cars is really taking shabby chic to its limits Niko.
Alex: Those glasses give you a good vibe, Niko.
Alex: Those shoes are nice, I might get some for Daddy.
Alex: Uhh, Niko. I was starting to think I'd been stood up. Umm, I'm not walking by the way.
- Uhh, thanks.
Alex: Uhh, this isn't going to work out. Can we do something else?
Alex: Umm, Niko. All the shows started a while ago.
Alex: Umm, well you've got to be hungry to eat in a place like this. It hasn't even got a Liberty Tree rosette.
Alex: Well at least this car is better than your old one.
Alex: Well I guess this is a walking date.
Alex: Well if I'd known that you didn't have a car I'd have got the chauffeur.
Alex: Well Niko, if people are going to see you in the same set of clothes repeatedly, they may as well be fashionable ones.
Alex: Well okay, the top half of your outfit is really working for me.
Alex: Well this is the place, Niko. I wonder who we'll see.
Alex: Well, getting rid of that old car was the first step toward self-improvement. Well done, Niko.
Alex: Well, if that's your only nice outfit you may as well get the most out of it.
- Well, it's an improvement on the last thing you were driving.
Alex: We're playing pool, eh? Are you going to make me chug brewskies and chant as well?
Alex: What a transformation, thank God you got rid of those glasses.
Alex: What aren't I into? I'm just a Liberty city girl. I like shopping, lunches with the girls, cocktails.
Alex: What happened to your face? It's those cheap glasses.
Alex: What the fuck is this? I guess I'm about to find out.
Alex: What's this obsession with strip clubs, Niko? Aren't I enough for you?
Alex: When I last met you I got the impression that you had a good dress sense.
Alex: Wow, back at the strip club, are we? Well you must have really liked the effect it had on me last time.
Alex: Yeah, don't worry Niko. I mean we all make fashion mistakes.
Alex: Yeah, I'd be surprised if they let you into any clubs wearing those shoes.
Niko: Yeah, well maybe you should have done more than buy coke off drug dealers since then?
Alex: You look pretty good, Niko. Is that this season's collection?
Alex: You really do like cheap cars, don't you Niko?
Alex: You really need help in the fashion department, Niko.
Alex: You want to play darts... again? Well this is really a hobby of yours, isn't it, Niko?
Alex: You were probably expecting some freak was going to kidnap you, right?
Alex: Your ass is giving mine a run for its money in those pants.
Alex: You're chest looks really cut in what you're wearing.
Alex: You're dating an intellectual girl, maybe she's into things that are more cerebral than playing pool.
Alex: You're on foot. Are we taking a taxi or walking?
Alex: You're still driving this? I guess you aren't moving up in the world.
- You're taking me to play darts twice in a row. You're real imaginative, aren't you Niko?
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Alex: And that's why I'm as fucked up as I am.
Niko: And you've shown me that the criminals are not the only terrible people in Liberty City. Goodye.
Alex: As I said, that was repulsive. I am never, I mean ne-ver going there again.
Niko: At least kiss me before I am sent off.
1239349413 ~z~Be a sweetie and drop me back at my place.
Alex: Big deal, I won a game of pool. Could not care less.
913652961 ~z~Bland, unmemorable, bad service. I'd give that place three out of ten.
Niko: Bye then.
Niko: Can I kiss you goodbye?
1151030448 ~z~Can we at least have some fun out here?
Alex: Can we please find something to do already?
Alex: Can you take me home?
3984654851 ~z~Come inside then.
Alex: Come over here.
Alex: Did we have to go? What? Were you getting jealous of me and the other girls or were you too turned on?
Alex: Do you take all your girls here, Niko? Because I'm getting to know it pretty well.
Alex: Do you want to do something else now?
Alex: Do you want to take me somewhere else?
Alex: Don't you feel pathetic? Me beating you at the sport I hate.
Alex: Ending that game early was the best decision I've seen you make.
Niko: Enjoy yourself.
Alex: Enough is enough.
Alex: European girls might be whores, but Americans aren't.
Alex: From now on I am only dating Americans.
Alex: Get over here.
Alex: God, the stories I could tell you about this place, let's walk.
2245551742 ~z~Goodbye, Alex.
3211261050 ~z~Goodnight, Alex.
Alex: Great, you won at darts. It must be fun for you.
Niko: Have fun then.
2504285196 ~z~Here again, okay. There's a lot more to see in Algonquin, Niko.
Niko: How about I come into your place?
Alex: How about we find something else to do now?
Niko: How about you invite me in?
1571037227 ~z~I could do with an escort back to my place.
Alex: I feel like I totally understand a new culture now.
2737759719 ~z~I grew up walking around here. I'm so pleased to be back.
Alex: I guess that's my life story, thanks for listening.
Alex: I haven't told that stuff to anyone before. You're a good listener.
Alex: I hope I wasn't boring you, I mean not that I can bore anyone, but I was talking a lot.
Alex: I just don't feel like inviting you in yet.
906862658 ~z~I knew you'd find that story interesting. I'm really good at telling what people will like.
3106493786 ~z~I need some Ritalin.
Niko: I think we both want me to come inside.
Alex: I told you I hate fast-food. I will not let it pass my lips again.
1733885700 ~z~I was finding that really interesting, Niko. Thanks for making me leave.
Alex: I was just getting into that. Me and that stripper had a connection. She understood me.
Niko: I'd feel guilty if I didn't escort you all the way into your place.
Alex: I'd like that Niko.
404067603 ~z~I'd love to be taken home now.
Alex: If you stay that long in a strip club, a girl is going to think that you're more interested in strippers than her.
Alex: If you're not taking me straight home I can just call Daddy's driver.
Niko: I'll call you, I promise.
Niko: I'll go somewhere else then.
Alex: I'll write a blog about you.
Alex: I'm always going to love that place, the people are so beautiful. I belong there.
Alex: I'm always happy to come here, Niko. But there are like other places to go walking.
1065913099 ~z~I'm bored and the date hasn't even started yet.
Alex: I'm done with this.
Niko: I'm gonna call soon.
Alex: I'm sorry, but I am not putting this chemical and hormone filled stuff into my body again. Will you take me somewhere else?
Alex: It used to be impossible to get a table there and you can see why.
Alex: It was funny because it was true, I mean don't you think?
Alex: It's been a blast.
Alex: I've enjoyed myself.
Alex: Just because I write about sex on my blog, doesn't mean I'm going to put out.
Niko: Later on then, Alex.
3926470358 ~z~Later.
Niko: Let me in and I promise to be gentle.
4073574835 ~z~Let me into your place, I don't bite.
2052856410 ~z~Let's go.
Alex: Mmmmm, yeah.
Alex: Niko, I've been diagnosed with ADHD, I don't like having to wait this long to get where we're going.
3919709100 ~z~Niko, show some respect to the performers and stay for the length of the show.
3262579101 ~z~Niko, this area looks very dangerous. People get killed outside of Algonquin. I trust you though.
Alex: No dice cowboy, I'm keeping myself company tonight.
3715309037 ~z~Oh, mmm.
3748586638 ~z~Okay then.
2373449501 ~z~Okay, Niko.
Alex: Okay, yeah.
Alex: Okay, you won, big deal, let's go.
Alex: Really.
Alex: Screw this.
Alex: See ya.
Niko: See you, Alex.
Alex: Shit, to think that I used to love that place. Well, I still get drunk there though.
Alex: So after I checked myself out of rehab I decided that I didn't have a problem. The end.
Alex: Sorry, Mr. European but I want to keep those mysterious bits of you, mysterious.
Alex: Sorry, Niko. But tonight is just not the night.
Alex: Sorry, Niko. You're sweet but we can't do that right now.
3662873525 ~z~Sure, goodbye.
Alex: Take me home, won't you?
Alex: Thank God it's over and we didn't even have to put all the balls in the holes.
Alex: Thank God that's over. I don't think I could have finished.
2291163177 ~z~That game was almost as anti-climactic as sex with my last boyfriend.
Alex: That place is so cool. I'm buzzed. It's amazing.
Alex: That really enlightened me as to what the European mind is like, you know?
Alex: That was a frat-tastic experience. It served its purpose though. I'm drunk.
Alex: That was an immaculate dining experience.
Alex: That was interesting. I've got something to put in my blog at least.
Alex: That was really biting social commentary, wasn't it?
Alex: That's interesting.
Alex: The best thing about darts is getting to quit half way through.
Alex: The food tasted of nothing, did you notice that? Urgh.
Alex: The fun's over.
Alex: There are only so many boobs a girl can look at, Niko. I think we should have left earlier.
3471534366 ~z~There is other stuff we can do, isn't there?
1363029622 ~z~This date better not be all foreplay and no pay off. Can we get where we're going already?
Alex: This has been an interesting experience
Alex: This has got to be a new low point, Niko. Being beaten by a girl who hates darts.
Alex: This hasn't exactly been the date of my dreams, Niko. But what did I expect?
2885868309 ~z~This illustrates how un-fun darts is, there wasn't even a winner.
Alex: This place carries so many memories for me, Niko. I'm so happy that I can share it with you.
Alex: Those girls have had some serious work done. I want the name of the honey colored one's doctor.
Alex: Uh huh, uh huh.
3247833051 ~z~Umm, are you sure you want to go for a walk right now? Don't people get raped here? You better protect me.
Alex: Umm, I don't feel like I can get physical with you right now.
Alex: Umm, Niko. You are taking me home, right?
Niko: Wait for me to call you, okay?
Alex: Well don't just stand there, stupid.
Niko: We'll have fun.
Alex: Well I bet it feels really good to beat someone whose heart's not in the game.
671127336 ~z~Well the crowd in there was a bit B and T, wasn't it? At least I got buzzed enough to cope.
Alex: Well, I'm not going to remember that place. That's for sure.
Alex: Well, let's check out this exciting place one more time. Fingers crossed we won't be killed.
3169086960 ~z~Well, what can I say about our time together...
Alex: We've already walked around this place once. I thought we'd seen everything there was to see. I guess not.
Alex: What's the deal with this? Where are we going?
Alex: Where to next my mysterious European companion?
Alex: Will you take me back to my place?
504000775 ~z~Woo hoo, Niko beats Alex at pool - a game she incidentally hates. Stop the press.
Alex: Would you bring me home now?
Alex: Yeah, later.
Niko: Yeah, let me take your number and we can go on another date sometime.
Alex: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
1361217320 ~z~You can take me back to my place now.
Alex: You know I love this place, Niko.
Alex: You know, even winning at pool isn't fun.
Alex: You really like this spot don't you? Did a friend of yours die here?
Niko: You want me to come in?
Niko: You won't regret this.
Niko: You're not going to go in and be all alone, are you?
Alex: You've shown me a good time, Niko.
Alex: You've shown me a good time, Niko.
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1320699679 ~z~all at the same time.
15245113 ~z~And that's because my life has so much in it and it's so much
3436741832 ~z~Anyway, the more stuff I do the more I have to write about in my blog... and I'll put it in my novel too.
1515094851 ~z~Because I have these thoughts, yep, and I know they're important.
1355393866 ~z~But I'm not an airhead. I mean I could be - I'm fun enough - but I'm also really intelligent.
84324157 ~z~But this other guy I was dating told me he'd invest and that I should and that I had a lot of talent and I think he's right.
3145201457 ~z~But, mostly I'm my own muse. I mean, I'm going to be an important person. I think I'll change the world.
369129717 ~z~City life is weird, you know? Well, tell me about yourself.
1024631764 ~z~Clever guy.
3937672894 ~z~College parties are just for losers who don't get let into Maisonette 9.
1949007805 ~z~Cool.
4161024822 ~z~Did the funding fall through?
3043525174 ~z~Did you write a book?
2758226914 ~z~Doesn't your father pick up your credit card tabs?
3714991253 ~z~Everyone tells me how creative I am. Especially men. Women are often jealous. You know how girls can be?
1207788474 ~z~everything myself at Anna Rex spring/summer collection.
1575225635 ~z~Everything... No, nothing. That's what dating is isn't it? Giving bits of information. Teasing people.
3866358288 ~z~Fuck easy. I'm an artist.
3058275904 ~z~Gee, thanks.
219605505 ~z~God, I've never thought of it that way.
3423904226 ~z~Good.
1066207441 ~z~Great.
878772265 ~z~Ha fucking ha... I've been really busy.
2986905042 ~z~Have you been reading my blog? It was really funny this week.
4151744669 ~z~He told me what was so amazing about my writing was that it was funny and tender and heartbreakingly original,
1272571478 ~z~How do you know?
794141144 ~z~How is the movie coming along?
1272277882 ~z~I don't believe in classifying people. I think it's what we do that makes us who we are, moment to moment.
1251195478 ~z~I don't know - I haven't written it yet.
1314633499 ~z~I don't know, because I can't get my shit together. Oh fuck it, it is together. I'm uh, it is together, sorry...
3827176753 ~z~I don't know. I'm not from here. I'm trying to get through life in a strange country but it isn't easy.
244052180 ~z~I don't stop to think about what the consequences are.
1499692059 ~z~I don't think I'd get let into a college party or Maisonette 9.
2048017402 ~z~I had to expose my deepest thoughts to the public and that's when I created the Liberated Woman blog.
4092480848 ~z~I haven't had any trouble. It's not just because I've never had a paying job, because I'm an intellectual.
2171915329 ~z~I know what they want and what they're feeling. How is some professor going to be able to give me a grade on what I already know?
154221586 ~z~I know. But it was also true and that's what this guy told me that I was dating last night.
644664729 ~z~I know. You're power. You're masculinity. You're freedom. In some ways, you're my muse.
614658805 ~z~I like variety. Anyway, did I tell you? I'm making a movie.
753413536 ~z~I mean we don't need a man to help us get by in life. I do what I want, when I want and that's that.
2757374924 ~z~I mean, I pick you up and I don't give a shit what my Mother will say, or what friends think.
3831143538 ~z~I mean, I will go out and order the most expensive thing on the menu. And I'll buy
2520094591 ~z~I mean, I'll do that myself and I won't rely on men to get me what I need.
2645270628 ~z~I mean, some people from here have a tough time getting work too.
2421844492 ~z~I mean, you know, I really understand people already.
1772689014 ~z~I mean, you're living it, Niko - you're an experience. you're not an intellectual. You don't care.
356395836 ~z~I never think.
417995097 ~z~I really understand people so, they're drawn to me. I mean, that's what people who talk to me and read my blog feel.
233584960 ~z~I think bits of it, they are so beautiful and sad and... they make me cry.
1716067432 ~z~I was going through the stuff on www.blogsnobs.org and I realized that I had to get Alex Chilton out there.
2894231142 ~z~I was trying to figure out why it was that I related to you so easily. That must be it.
4287914988 ~z~I went to college, I was going to be a psych. major but I found it too easy.
4271564876 ~z~I won't let consequences hold me back from the moment.
3029791463 ~z~I'm always fun. I'm a fun person.
4100771935 ~z~I'm from Middle Park West, I've never thought about leaving Liberty City.
2588229188 ~z~I'm going to be famous. But not just for no reason, seriously.
2535278749 ~z~I'm sorry. Man, we're going to have the best time.
1705996429 ~z~I'm sure he is.
1378173361 ~z~I'm writing a novel which is going to be so much deeper than the stuff on the blog.
97494556 ~z~Isn't that what you do quite often?
230776496 ~z~It fell through - but, to be honest, cinema is dead. I mean, it's so old fashioned.
2405893083 ~z~It must be so hard for you finding work and stuff in Liberty. I am told immigrants have a really hard time here.
11949353 ~z~It's a good thing you don't want to go out and kill people all the time. There might be some serious consequences to that.
1747873219 ~z~It's about me. It started out as a blog, but it's evolved... into so much more than that. I mean sometimes,
2342381329 ~z~It's as much a part of me as an arm or a leg.
1007820111 ~z~It's going to be amazing. It's going to be the great American novel, only a movie.
1140748161 ~z~It's good that you're happy in your home. My home was not so comfortable.
2292866631 ~z~It's not like I haven't been on a date like this before. I mean I've picked up guys on craplist and on dating sites but
1152899394 ~z~I've always kept diaries and, you know, thought really deep thoughts. I don't go in for all the bullshit... the trivial stuff.
554242533 ~z~I've never thought that writing my blog was "doing" something. It's just an extension of my personality. I'm creative.
2406411320 ~z~Letting them see pieces of your life but not the whole picture.
3384972230 ~z~Like Stalin.
1641339664 ~z~Listen, my life is not empty, jackass. It's amazing. I have crazy adventures.
3114063942 ~z~Next thing I know I've seen three pairs of shoes that I have to have and it's time to call Daddy and get the limit on my credit card extended.
914047174 ~z~Niko, if you had to classify yourself, what would you be?
1013584696 ~z~No doubt. Why are you so angry?
691890658 ~z~No.
1878817372 ~z~No. I'm liberated. I'm free. You can't control me, typical misogynist. Women can be artists too.
946509316 ~z~No. Well done. What's it about?
1190044996 ~z~Nor did I... that was a joke. I wasn't planning to.
886993780 ~z~Not like one of those idiot girls - I mean I know them they are all jealous of me because I'm an individual.
2623503330 ~z~Not much.
3420224709 ~z~Not really what I meant. So, you got a fancy college degree that gets you noticed?
2517931841 ~z~Oh he doesn't count. He's not a man. He's Daddy. I'll have any man I want to. Young, old, American, European. Like you,
3868275880 ~z~Oh, I write a thread called Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.
2048180612 ~z~Oh, that's actually a quote that I've already used on my blog. What piece of my life do I want to show you first?
2364857613 ~z~Oh, what would you know about this stuff?
4128849903 ~z~Okay well that's sick. You don't get what I'm saying. I mean -
1417050303 ~z~One day the blog just happened.
955354954 ~z~Or a mouth, telling everyone who cares to listen about your life.
723121051 ~z~People really relate to me. They can take a bit of my life and see it as their own.
1877847681 ~z~Really amazing thoughts, about people and the world and stuff.
3334122198 ~z~richer and deeper than everyone else's. I mean, they relate to me because I'm better than them.
2871436099 ~z~So, Niko. Do you want to tell me about yourself? I cannot believe we're going on a date and we don't even know each other.
3656549317 ~z~So, this blog you write. Is that all you want to do?
1815716299 ~z~So, you left college?
4065112462 ~z~Some people make it difficult, yes? What do you want me to know about you?
1287306912 ~z~Sounds easy.
2290522823 ~z~Sure.
343183466 ~z~Sure... yeah.
1753363986 ~z~Tell me about it, I walk down the street.
825615147 ~z~Thanks.
3836418066 ~z~Thanks... yep - I'm an intellectual. I mean, I haven't gotten going yet, but I am.
1195846645 ~z~That is so right. People need to hear about me. I really touch people.
3339130819 ~z~That's certainly true.
2683557709 ~z~The other day, I met this guy and I slept with him, and I wrote about it on my blog.
129817710 ~z~the situation is weird. This is the twenty-first century. It's so now what we're doing.
3518892802 ~z~The thing about me is, I'm interesting. People feel like they can talk to me and open up.
460323341 ~z~These days with all of the internet and videos and stuff and my blog and sites like electrictit.com and stuff -
766657257 ~z~They get this connection. It's like they feel this glow off me and my life and they want to be near me. I mean, do you feel that?
4288386719 ~z~Well, I've been blogging, and I've been doing a lot of web 2.0 shit. And I've... I've... well all kinds of crazy things.
2950963947 ~z~Well, that's not the point. I mean, yep, narrative is dead. It's done. It's all about living.
434817853 ~z~What have you been up to?
3929970603 ~z~who wants a movie?
4176329521 ~z~Yeah, and I couldn't stand to be away from Liberty either.
3740057114 ~z~Yeah, I mean something like that.
28043467 ~z~Yeah, work is sometimes hard to come by.
448170301 ~z~Yeah... okay but I'd say that I'm a feminist. I think that every woman in this day and age should be.
852145512 ~z~Yeah?
2409383010 ~z~Yes - I always knew I'd be a film maker. I have a very strong visual sense.
3211536537 ~z~Yes, err it was hysterical.
3240602620 ~z~Yes, he's amazing. But don't worry. Not all of the guys I date have to be intellectuals.
2723113416 ~z~Yes.
1445957997 ~z~You cannot leave your apartment in this city without spending money so I guess you need to work.
4236114236 ~z~You live! You don't think! And that's beautiful.
3547972692 ~z~You think people are going to read this?
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1065396535 ~z~"Alex, did you really sleep with the gardener at our place upstate?".
2369733811 ~z~"Alex, why are all my friends reading about your sex life on the internet?",
300765357 ~z~Absolutely.
287205945 ~z~And the only reason girls become anorexic and start popping pills is to get with older guys. It's a match made in Heaven.
810086528 ~z~but no one has really listened.
2312814058 ~z~Did you?
1275781129 ~z~Didn't the doctor tell you what the side effects of the meds were going to be?
1337509454 ~z~Dish washers, gardeners and valets would put posters of you on their walls.
265760669 ~z~Exactly. God I feel like sometimes you're the only one who really listens.
725608535 ~z~Fine, Niko, just fucking fine.
3603060668 ~z~For paying my rent every month. I feel like I have to meet her for lunch twice a week, like it's an obligation.
2401116484 ~z~Ha fucking ha. What do you really do?
686430664 ~z~He's in love with me, you know. I've been seeing him forever.
1875283038 ~z~How are you?
1171062540 ~z~I act all tough, but inside I'm just a little girl. I used to be anorexic.
3431481327 ~z~I bet you do. Every guy from your background must dream about marrying into money. Think about it -
2428416847 ~z~I don't know if they're the reason that I'm on edge or if it's from worrying about what the pills might do to me.
3339951639 ~z~I don't see it like that.
1373542343 ~z~I guess not.
3072922929 ~z~I hadn't really thought about settling down.
850464664 ~z~I hope it isn't something I've done.
630675032 ~z~I hope you don't really mean that...
2328699168 ~z~I knew it - what else? Tell me stuff, for my blog.
2060613805 ~z~I knew it. You are so lucky to have me. I imagine I bring adventure to your life.
3626563663 ~z~I lost my virginity to him. That shows you how long I've been pouring my heart out on the couch.
4243622352 ~z~I mean, you really care. I think in some weird way we could be soul mates, you know?
1178213382 ~z~I mean... ok they've like, taken the cab to where I told them to take it, or they've got me the right size of shoe...
1977376554 ~z~I still hate life. I'm a failure. I should have done more.
4095971109 ~z~I think this would be a dream I would sooner wake up from.
13438148 ~z~I think you are old enough to be classified as an adult now.
3265469416 ~z~I think you're okay. I think you are just being a human being. That's what my cousin told me, when I was like you.
1290308935 ~z~I thought you were liberated? I didn't think you got sad?
1821170722 ~z~I work in... construction.
4268534188 ~z~I would love your problems.
2196051868 ~z~I'm a bit nervous because I can't really tell what the new pills are going to do to you.
25560598 ~z~I'm a one man crime wave who has killed indiscriminately since I turned up here, but inside I just want to be loved.
889061536 ~z~I'm pathetic. Look at me.
2752396173 ~z~I'm sorry to hear that.
1720737527 ~z~I'm sorry, it's just my doctor put me on some new meds and I haven't quite leveled out yet.
269006514 ~z~I'm sorry... I'm just... I'm just special.
2732527036 ~z~In that case, I think I'll go to Hell.
1777703914 ~z~Isn't that a breach of the doctor patient relationship thing?
560943821 ~z~It must be very difficult for you. I am sure you have been saying a lot.
3630547131 ~z~It's Cinderella but with a gender reversal and the internet playing fairy godmother.
1660710958 ~z~It's fucking Mother. It's all - "Alex do this?", "Alex, when are you going to meet a nice man?
3947062902 ~z~It's like a twenty-first century uptown boy, downtown girl story.
3832869665 ~z~It's that I feel like I owe her something. For bringing me into the world.
2927258769 ~z~I've had the worst day. It's like everyone has been talking at me and no one has been listening to what I have to say.
3433121302 ~z~Knowing that I can do whatever I want, and it means nothing. I mean nothing matters. Do you know how that feels?
288400747 ~z~Loved or killed I guess, I don't know which.
1919250509 ~z~Me?
3670400106 ~z~money and a greencard? You'd be the envy of every border jumper in the nation.
876833680 ~z~My life ended many years ago when I saw my childhood friends butchered on a hillside.
3029938480 ~z~Niko, you are so not from around here.
1835552474 ~z~No pressure then.
1612657736 ~z~No you don't. Not in the way I mean. You couldn't possibly know how much I suffer.
598406188 ~z~No. I still know my own name. I wanna forget.
356013895 ~z~No?
3408202174 ~z~Nothing. I mean ha fucking ha, little rich girl, all depressed, can't write a book.
1274692134 ~z~Oh god, I'm so fucking angry.
2539452076 ~z~Ohh, my doctor has all my best interests at heart. He's a real sweetie.
2233767371 ~z~Okay - I'm a hitman, who works for organized crime syndicates.
966198533 ~z~Okay, maybe this date is not such a good idea. If you are in this type of mood...
590535942 ~z~Okay. Have it your way.
2196117410 ~z~Or I might be angry because I had to go with my mother while she got chemo.
3714041318 ~z~She's dependent on me but I'm the child, I mean she's the adult.
2114988273 ~z~Shit. I'm on meds and they're not working well at all.
494488778 ~z~So, Alex, how's it going?
1242044185 ~z~Sure.
875453391 ~z~Sure. But you seem strong.
879132525 ~z~Thanks, but I really don't think you can understand how I feel...
3623533340 ~z~That cancer spreading into her abdomen was the best thing that ever happened to me. I hate her.
1506524954 ~z~That was me.
2426647325 ~z~The fucking driver was there, why did I have to be there too? No I think it's the pills.
3326334085 ~z~The only reason guys become psychiatrists is to get with young, anorexic pill poppers.
1635445202 ~z~They'd say Niko Bellic - The American Dream.
617836676 ~z~This story is marketable. It could be the arc my novel needs. It might give everything structure. Do you want to get married?
1218714827 ~z~Too many things to mention. It's been crazy. Wild and liberated, the whole nine. What about you?
2041285118 ~z~Very special.
1453957321 ~z~Well, I do and I tell you what, rich people have feelings too.
2104264287 ~z~Well, you want to know?
300953444 ~z~What's up, Alex?
4051916410 ~z~What's wrong? You seem sad.
2804799969 ~z~Yeah you. I don't know much about you, you're a man of mystery. Where you from? Spain isn't? Oh! Was that the other guy?
1951464056 ~z~Yeah, I can see.
245344361 ~z~Yeah, well, I'm happy she's dying.
1195031367 ~z~Yep. I guess... I guess... I guess it just hurts knowing as much as I do.
2464624976 ~z~Yes.
3979387486 ~z~You are so funny. Ha fucking ha. You're not being a fucking smart ass are you?
2141483858 ~z~You better show me a good time tonight.
2139779718 ~z~You do well. I should have done less.
2050039447 ~z~You know what the worst thing is? What makes me hate her the most?
950738472 ~z~You're a very up and down girl.
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75497807 ~z~And what's the problem?
2312309747 ~z~and you seem on the edge of a breakdown.
2963545398 ~z~Beats me.
196492131 ~z~Cool.
2764238202 ~z~Fuck you.
3277586180 ~z~Fuck you. I hate myself as much as anyone. I know what is to be an artist. What do you do? Fucking nothing!
1388027333 ~z~Good. You always look good. That's not the problem...
1630419626 ~z~How do I look?
4052409293 ~z~I can sleep with any man I want. I can do anything. And I'm intellectual and I can read!
1541266353 ~z~If I wanted conversation, I would have gone online. Fucking loser.
921937527 ~z~I'm not drunk. I'm special. Yep. Special.
1046159532 ~z~I'm not. I'm great. Great, man.
435186785 ~z~I'm special, dickhead. People want to know me. I have fans. Do you know how that feels, to have fans?
269042697 ~z~I'm spinning out. I shouldn't be drinking so much. At least these meds are working... fuck. I'm drunk...
3739351473 ~z~It's lonely. It's so fucking lonely. I'm amazing and I hate myself. Well figure that out.
1837858572 ~z~Look at you. You're inane. Ha fucking ha. Inane. That's a new word. I learnt another new word - preposterous, and that's what you are..
1840714749 ~z~Man - I'm loaded... I can't wait to get online.
2192145820 ~z~Man, I am so drunk you look kind of cute.
4186117885 ~z~Man, I'm drunk.
137808110 ~z~No.
3723452374 ~z~Oh, why, because you think now I'll fuck you? You're ridiculous. Oh, you're a man. What did I expect?
1667071818 ~z~Really fun.
2500414983 ~z~Sit quietly, please.
608895270 ~z~Sounds fun.
Niko: Thanks.
1984390364 ~z~The problem is your personality. What is wrong with you?
56459122 ~z~Well done. Well done and shut up. Please!
2585193660 ~z~What the fuck do you know? You're old, old and poor. You dick.
1953303396 ~z~Whatever.
2550638684 ~z~You are so superior and nasty, but your confidence is clearly pretty thin,
3982201656 ~z~You'll be able to tell your kids you knew me, before that I was famous. And that I had a fun side.
3582567371 ~z~You're a loser, loser. I can get into any club I want.
1362221811 ~z~You're an annoying drunk.