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There is a quiz on [http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=history&content=interactive0 Rockstar's site] testing the reader's knowledge on the history of Liberty City. Here are the questions and answers. | There is a quiz on [http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=history&content=interactive0 Rockstar's site] testing the reader's knowledge on the history of Liberty City. Here are the questions and answers. | ||
Q1: ''Why did Europeans move to Liberty City?''<br /> | |||
A: Hot natives, cool rum<br /> | A: Hot natives, cool rum<br /> | ||
B: To sell crappy fashion no Americans can fit into<br /> | B: To sell crappy fashion no Americans can fit into<br /> | ||
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E: To buy lottery tickets | E: To buy lottery tickets | ||
Q2: ''What was the price of the first [[Prostitutes|prostitute]]?''<br /> | |||
A: One and a half goats<br /> | A: One and a half goats<br /> | ||
B: '''A swift blow to the back of the head'''<br /> | B: '''A swift blow to the back of the head'''<br /> | ||
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E: Marriage | E: Marriage | ||
Q3: ''Why was [[Middle Park]] built?''<br /> | |||
A: So that horse & carriages would have something to do after the invention of the motorcar<br /> | A: So that horse & carriages would have something to do after the invention of the motorcar<br /> | ||
B: To get perverts out of the school yard and into the bushes<br /> | B: To get perverts out of the school yard and into the bushes<br /> | ||
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E: For boring fruit skaters who dance while skating backwards | E: For boring fruit skaters who dance while skating backwards | ||
Q4: ''What is [[Alderney]] best known for?''<br /> | |||
A: | A: Being a swamp with soccer moms<br /> | ||
B: Being named after [[wp:Alderney|a shitty island off France]] where old people go to die<br /> | B: Being named after [[wp:Alderney|a shitty island off France]] where old people go to die<br /> | ||
C: Being the home of the 80's Power Ballad<br /> | C: Being the home of the 80's Power Ballad<br /> | ||
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E: Being a place where people from [[Algonquin]] go to dump dead bodies | E: Being a place where people from [[Algonquin]] go to dump dead bodies | ||
Q5: ''The first theater show in [[Star Junction]] was...''<br /> | |||
A: The daily hanging of god-less savages<br /> | A: The daily hanging of god-less savages<br /> | ||
B: '''Heavily censored by the right-wing government'''<br /> | B: '''Heavily censored by the right-wing government'''<br /> | ||
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E: A hole in an outhouse | E: A hole in an outhouse | ||
Q6: ''The [[Statue of Happiness]]...''<br /> | |||
A: ...is a local euphemism for the male organ<br /> | A: ...is a local euphemism for the male organ<br /> | ||
B: '''...was presented to the USA by [[France]] in [[1886]] to mark 100 years free from [[United Kingdom|British]] food and spelling'''<br /> | B: '''...was presented to the USA by [[France]] in [[1886]] to mark 100 years free from [[United Kingdom|British]] food and spelling'''<br /> | ||
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E: ...is a breakdancing move - the robot with a smile | E: ...is a breakdancing move - the robot with a smile | ||
Q7: ''What is the famous [[Screamer]] in [[Firefly Island]]?''<br /> | |||
A: A local and very vocal prostitute<br /> | A: A local and very vocal prostitute<br /> | ||
B: A [[Tramps|homeless person]] with [[wp:Tourette's Syndrome|Tourette's]]<br /> | B: A [[Tramps|homeless person]] with [[wp:Tourette's Syndrome|Tourette's]]<br /> | ||
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E: An old [[wp: World War 2|WWII]] air raid siren | E: An old [[wp: World War 2|WWII]] air raid siren | ||
Q8: ''What is the weapon of choice among Liberty City residents?''<br /> | |||
A: Emotional blackmail<br /> | A: Emotional blackmail<br /> | ||
B: Headbutt<br /> | B: Headbutt<br /> | ||
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E: '''Talking about sports while grabbing their anatomy''' | E: '''Talking about sports while grabbing their anatomy''' | ||
Q9: ''What is the average time lapse between consumption of a Liberty City [[Street Vendors|hot dog]] and the onset of chronic diarrhea?''<br /> | |||
A: 5 seconds<br /> | A: 5 seconds<br /> | ||
B: 5 minutes<br /> | B: 5 minutes<br /> | ||
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E: Depends on whether you opt for hot sauce | E: Depends on whether you opt for hot sauce | ||
Q10: ''What is the [[Monoglobe]] in [[Meadow Park]], [[Dukes]]?''<br /> | |||
A: A hamster maze for trannies<br /> | A: A hamster maze for trannies<br /> | ||
B: Probably the place you caught that STD<br /> | B: Probably the place you caught that STD<br /> | ||
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E: '''A relic from the Liberty City World Fair that they could not be bothered to take down''' | E: '''A relic from the Liberty City World Fair that they could not be bothered to take down''' | ||
The minimum score is 1 out of 10. There is no reward given for 10/10. | The minimum score is 1 out of 10, as all answers for question 4 are deemed correct. There is no reward given for 10/10. | ||
==External Link== | ==External Link== | ||