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*What's happening? Like...what's happening? | *What's happening? Like...what's happening? | ||
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? | *What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? | ||
*This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker! | |||
*D motherfucker, d-d, drive! | |||
===Holland Pedestrian=== | ===Holland Pedestrian=== | ||
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*Porra! (Goddamn!) | *Porra! (Goddamn!) | ||
*What are you doing? Move it! | *What are you doing? Move it! | ||
*Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!) | |||
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker) | *Filho da puta! (Motherfucker) | ||
*Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!) | *Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!) | ||
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====When Damaging Their Vehicles==== | ====When Damaging Their Vehicles==== | ||
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!) | *Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!) | ||
*No! I just fucking stole this fucking car! | |||
*No! you're dead, asshole! | |||
===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians=== | ===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians=== | ||
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===Homeless=== | ===Homeless=== | ||
====In | ====In the streets==== | ||
*Wanker! | *Wanker! | ||
*Idiot! | *Idiot! | ||
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*Too many gorillas! | *Too many gorillas! | ||
*I don't have any bananas! | *I don't have any bananas! | ||
* | *This isn't pinball! | ||
*Flick! | |||
*Murder! | |||
*More drama for yo' mama! | *More drama for yo' mama! | ||
*Ghhmmp! That hurt. | *Ghhmmp! That hurt. | ||
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*This is the apocalypse! | *This is the apocalypse! | ||
*It's the Illuminati! | *It's the Illuminati! | ||
*Nothing in my teacup! | |||
*Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee! | |||
*Too scary for words! | |||
*I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked. | |||
*I see you and I shall see you nude. | |||
*No more! | |||
*I got nothing, I got nothing! | |||
*The cause will skin you alive! | |||
*There's no time for this. | |||
*You got the wrong man! | |||
===In a vehicle=== | |||
*That thing is collecting dust! | |||
*You're growing molds up there. | |||
*Hurry up, my chickens are pink. | |||
*You're not making any friends with me! | |||
*Slow wheels make for the devil! | |||
*My dime, my car! | |||
*Theres a stain on the dashboard. | |||
===In a conversation=== | |||
*You need psychatric help. | |||
*When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes. | |||
*Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies! | |||
*I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time. | |||
====During A Fight==== | ====During A Fight==== | ||
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*I'm gonna hang you up! | *I'm gonna hang you up! | ||
*Well! Fuck all squared! | *Well! Fuck all squared! | ||
*Hey | *Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh? | ||
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick! | *Yeah! I'm a pissnick! | ||
*I'll eat you alive toadrag! | *I'll eat you alive toadrag! | ||
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*You're gonna be laying my eggs! | *You're gonna be laying my eggs! | ||
*I'll Da Nang you good! | *I'll Da Nang you good! | ||
*That ass of yours is too big! | |||
*The cause will strip you naked! | |||
*He'll keep coming back! | |||
*It's bodycount time! | |||
*Theres more stuff coming! | |||
===Girls=== | |||
====Normal==== | |||
*I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor) | |||
*Hey Schronda! | |||
*Hey there! | |||
====When bumped into==== | |||
*Did you just try to grab my ass? | |||
*Eww, that guy just touched me! | |||
*Say you're sorry! | |||
*Watch where you're going, dillweed! | |||
*Hey, I'm tweaking! | |||
*Oh my God, that was so rude! | |||
*Ugh, I hate tourists! | |||
*You can't afford me! | |||
====Under attack==== | |||
*I'm not a fighter! | |||
*You can't hit me, I'm a girl! | |||
*Leave me alone you fucking psycho! | |||
*Go find another girl to hit! | |||
*Help! Help! Heeellllp! | |||
*Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me! | |||
*Tell me this isn't happening! | |||
*Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix! | |||
*Get away from me you ugly asshole! | |||
*Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me! | |||
*Nooooo! | |||
*I only let other girls hit me! | |||
*You're insane! | |||
*Please don't kill me! | |||
*He's gonna shoot! | |||
*Ow, I'll never model again! | |||
*Oh my leg! | |||
====When stealing their car==== | |||
*Please, I'm a model! | |||
*Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's! | |||
==Gangs== | ==Gangs== | ||
===Mafia=== | ===Mafia=== | ||
====When | ====When In Firefights==== | ||
*Come on give me some cover. | *Come on give me some cover. | ||
*Take cover. | *Take cover. | ||
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*Watch out this fucker is crazy. | *Watch out this fucker is crazy. | ||
*Take a look around we got you surrounded. | *Take a look around we got you surrounded. | ||
*I got this fucking Pollock. | *I got this fucking Pollock. | ||
*Get Down | *Get Down! | ||
*Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch. | *Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch. | ||
*I got you punk. | *I got you punk. | ||
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*Look around your fucked now asshole! | *Look around your fucked now asshole! | ||
*Try this on for size. | *Try this on for size. | ||
*Try again you fucking pussy. | |||
*There's no way out motherfucker! | *There's no way out motherfucker! | ||
*Take cover. | *Take cover. | ||
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*I have a shot. | *I have a shot. | ||
*You surrounded yo. | *You surrounded yo. | ||
*If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob? | |||
*Cabrone! | *Cabrone! | ||
*Fucking Cabron. | |||
*Your mine amigo. | *Your mine amigo. | ||
*HAHA we have you trapped. | *HAHA we have you trapped. | ||
*I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard. | *I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard. | ||
*Your surrounded | *Your surrounded mamaguevo. | ||
*why are you trying to push all into me motherfucker? | |||
*Hey man over here pendejoe. | *Hey man over here pendejoe. | ||
*Get down!Get down! | *Get down!Get down! | ||
*Fuck you, mamaguevo! | |||
*This is the end of the line asshole. | *This is the end of the line asshole. | ||
*Let's waste this punk man. | *Let's waste this punk man. | ||
*He's shooting | *He's shooting! Hide! Hide! | ||
*He's going down. | *He's going down. | ||
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===LCPD=== | ===LCPD=== | ||
====Neutral==== | |||
*Now stay out of trouble. | |||
*Do you want me to arrest you? | |||
*You know I love to beat civilians. | |||
*Hey asshole, you like prison food. | |||
*I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say? | |||
*last time you do that is the tang. | |||
*Hey stupid, You drunk? | |||
====Stuck in Traffic==== | |||
*Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom. | |||
*Oh, a donut? Make it large. | |||
====During Chase==== | ====During Chase==== | ||
*Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?! | |||
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD! | |||
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you! | |||
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now! | |||
*Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street! | |||
*Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over. | |||
*Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about! | |||
*Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole! | |||
*Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over. | |||
*Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad. | |||
*Police car mic: Get off the street everyone! | |||
*Police car mic: Clear the streets! | |||
*Police car mic: Pull over you maniac! | |||
*Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off! | |||
*Police car mic: We've got you surrounded! | |||
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? | *This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? | ||
*I need permission to blow his head off! | *I need permission to blow his head off! | ||
*I have confirmation on chicken shit. | *I have confirmation on chicken shit. | ||
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? | *Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? | ||
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*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. | *One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. | ||
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? | *Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? | ||
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? | *Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? | ||
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! | *That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! | ||
*I will pursue on foot! | *I will pursue on foot! | ||
*Pursuing on foot! | *Pursuing on foot! | ||
*Suspect fleeing on foot! | |||
*I have a visual on the asshole. | *I have a visual on the asshole. | ||
*Everyone hit the deck! | *Everyone hit the deck! | ||
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*I smell the stink of guilt. | *I smell the stink of guilt. | ||
*Would you come the hell back!? | *Would you come the hell back!? | ||
*This ends now! | *This ends now! | ||
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. | *Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. | ||
*Charge! | *Charge! | ||
*I'll shit in your mouth | *I'll shit in your mouth | ||
*Get out of the car now! | *Get out of the car now! | ||
*You can run, but you can't hide! | *You can run, but you can't hide! | ||
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*Cover my ass! | *Cover my ass! | ||
*You're dead, fucko! | *You're dead, fucko! | ||
*Everyone eat dirt! | |||
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) | *Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) | ||
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) | *Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) | ||
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) | *Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) | ||
====During Arrest==== | ====During Arrest==== | ||
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*What are these, stolen credit cards huh? | *What are these, stolen credit cards huh? | ||
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes! | *That's another to add to the list of your crimes! | ||
*Man you try to fucking run son, and you'll be sorry! | |||
*Shit, I'm out of Breath after what I saw, so don't pull nothing! | |||
*Oh thought you could run from me huh? | |||
*Nobody fucks with me and lives! | |||
*If you run again, You're fucked! | |||
*I Got you Babe! | |||
*You just won an all-expenses paid trip to the slammer! | |||
*I'm gonna get Sargent over this! | |||
*They're gonna love you at lock-up! | |||
*When we get back to the station, I'll gonna beat you with a phonebook! | |||
*You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now! | |||
*I hope you're ready for prison showers, idiot! | |||
*Let's take a little trip downtown! | |||
*You're coming with me! | |||
*You're going downtown! | |||
*You like getting in trouble or something? | |||
*I oughta beat you for making me run like that. | |||
*I told you there's no point of running. You're under arrest. | |||
*Crime loses today. | |||
*Ha, Thought you could outrun me? | |||
*Enjoy getting cornholed in the slammer! | |||
*You thought you could get away from me huh? | |||
*You have the right to shut the fuck up! | |||
====Near death state==== | |||
*I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK! | |||
*Officer down! Officer down! | |||
*Call the paramedics! I've been shot! | |||
*Please tell my wife I love her. | |||
*I don't wanna die! | |||
==NOOSE== | ==NOOSE== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
[http://www.youtube.com/user/GrandTheftQuotes#p/u/36/3vA4UT8OgH8/Uploaded GTA IV audio files] | [http://www.youtube.com/user/GrandTheftQuotes#p/u/36/3vA4UT8OgH8/Uploaded GTA IV audio files] | ||
[[Category:Dialogues | [[Category:Dialogues]] |
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