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*What's happening? Like...what's happening?
*What's happening? Like...what's happening?
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
*This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker!
*D motherfucker, d-d, drive!


===Holland Pedestrian===
===Holland Pedestrian===
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*Porra! (Goddamn!)
*Porra! (Goddamn!)
*What are you doing? Move it!
*What are you doing? Move it!
*Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!)
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
*Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)
*Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)
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====When Damaging Their Vehicles====
====When Damaging Their Vehicles====
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
*No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
*No! you're dead, asshole!


===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians===
===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians===
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===Homeless===
===Homeless===


====In The Street====
====In the streets====
*Wanker!
*Wanker!
*Idiot!
*Idiot!
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*Too many gorillas!
*Too many gorillas!
*I don't have any bananas!
*I don't have any bananas!
*The cause is gonna strip you naked!
*This isn't pinball!
*Flick!
*Murder!
*More drama for yo' mama!
*More drama for yo' mama!
*Ghhmmp! That hurt.
*Ghhmmp! That hurt.
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*This is the apocalypse!
*This is the apocalypse!
*It's the Illuminati!
*It's the Illuminati!
*Nothing in my teacup!
*Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee!
*Too scary for words!
*I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked.
*I see you and I shall see you nude.
*No more!
*I got nothing, I got nothing!
*The cause will skin you alive!
*There's no time for this.
*You got the wrong man!
===In a vehicle===
*That thing is collecting dust!
*You're growing molds up there.
*Hurry up, my chickens are pink.
*You're not making any friends with me!
*Slow wheels make for the devil!
*My dime, my car!
*Theres a stain on the dashboard.
===In a conversation===
*You need psychatric help.
*When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes.
*Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies!
*I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time.


====During A Fight====
====During A Fight====
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*I'm gonna hang you up!
*I'm gonna hang you up!
*Well! Fuck all squared!
*Well! Fuck all squared!
*Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
*Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh?
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
*I'll eat you alive toadrag!
*I'll eat you alive toadrag!
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*You're gonna be laying my eggs!
*You're gonna be laying my eggs!
*I'll Da Nang you good!
*I'll Da Nang you good!
*That ass of yours is too big!
*The cause will strip you naked!
*He'll keep coming back!
*It's bodycount time!
*Theres more stuff coming!
===Girls===
====Normal====
*I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor)
*Hey Schronda!
*Hey there!
====When bumped into====
*Did you just try to grab my ass?
*Eww, that guy just touched me!
*Say you're sorry!
*Watch where you're going, dillweed!
*Hey, I'm tweaking!
*Oh my God, that was so rude!
*Ugh, I hate tourists!
*You can't afford me!
====Under attack====
*I'm not a fighter!
*You can't hit me, I'm a girl!
*Leave me alone you fucking psycho!
*Go find another girl to hit!
*Help! Help! Heeellllp!
*Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me!
*Tell me this isn't happening!
*Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix!
*Get away from me you ugly asshole!
*Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me!
*Nooooo!
*I only let other girls hit me!
*You're insane!
*Please don't kill me!
*He's gonna shoot!
*Ow, I'll never model again!
*Oh my leg!
====When stealing their car====
*Please, I'm a model!
*Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's!
==Gangs==
==Gangs==


===Mafia===
===Mafia===


====When in a firefight with the player====
====When In Firefights====
*Come on give me some cover.
*Come on give me some cover.
*Take cover.
*Take cover.
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*Watch out this fucker is crazy.
*Watch out this fucker is crazy.
*Take a look around we got you surrounded.
*Take a look around we got you surrounded.
*I got this fucking Pollock.(Heard only during [[Out of Commission]]/[[A Revengers Tragedy]])
*I got this fucking Pollock.
*Get Down.
*Get Down!
*Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
*Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
*I got you punk.
*I got you punk.
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*Look around your fucked now asshole!
*Look around your fucked now asshole!
*Try this on for size.
*Try this on for size.
*Try again you fucking pussy.
*There's no way out motherfucker!
*There's no way out motherfucker!
*Take cover.
*Take cover.
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*I have a shot.
*I have a shot.
*You surrounded yo.
*You surrounded yo.
*If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob?
*Cabrone!
*Cabrone!
*Fucking Cabron.
*Your mine amigo.
*Your mine amigo.
*HAHA we have you trapped.
*HAHA we have you trapped.
*I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
*I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
*Your surrounded mama huevo.
*Your surrounded mamaguevo.
*why are you trying to push all into me motherfucker?
*Hey man over here pendejoe.
*Hey man over here pendejoe.
*Get down!Get down!
*Get down!Get down!
*Fuck you, mamaguevo!
*This is the end of the line asshole.
*This is the end of the line asshole.
*Let's waste this punk man.
*Let's waste this punk man.
*He's shooting hide!Hide!
*He's shooting! Hide! Hide!
*He's going down.
*He's going down.


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===LCPD===
===LCPD===
====Neutral====
*Now stay out of trouble.
*Do you want me to arrest you?
*You know I love to beat civilians.
*Hey asshole, you like prison food.
*I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say?
*last time you do that is the tang.
*Hey stupid, You drunk?
====Stuck in Traffic====
*Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom.
*Oh, a donut? Make it large.


====During Chase====
====During Chase====
*Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
*Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street!
*Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
*Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about!
*Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
*Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
*Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.
*Police car mic: Get off the street everyone!
*Police car mic: Clear the streets!
*Police car mic: Pull over you maniac!
*Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off!
*Police car mic: We've got you surrounded!
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
*I need permission to blow his head off!
*I need permission to blow his head off!
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
*I have confirmation on chicken shit.
*I have confirmation on chicken shit.
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
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*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
*I will pursue on foot!
*I will pursue on foot!
*Pursuing on foot!
*Pursuing on foot!
*Suspect fleeing on foot!
*I have a visual on the asshole.
*I have a visual on the asshole.
*Everyone hit the deck!
*Everyone hit the deck!
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*I smell the stink of guilt.
*I smell the stink of guilt.
*Would you come the hell back!?
*Would you come the hell back!?
*Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
*This ends now!
*This ends now!
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
*Charge!
*Charge!
*I'll shit in your mouth
*I'll shit in your mouth
*LCPD people, get off the street!
*Get of the street everyone!
*Get out of the car now!
*Get out of the car now!
*You can run, but you can't hide!
*You can run, but you can't hide!
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*Cover my ass!
*Cover my ass!
*You're dead, fucko!
*You're dead, fucko!
*Everyone eat dirt!
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
*Everyone eat dirt!
*Cover my ass!
*Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
*Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
*Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
*Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.


====During Arrest====
====During Arrest====
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*What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
*What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes!
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes!
*Man you try to fucking run son, and you'll be sorry!
*Shit, I'm out of Breath after what I saw, so don't pull nothing!
*Oh thought you could run from me huh?
*Nobody fucks with me and lives!
*If you run again, You're fucked!
*I Got you Babe!
*You just won an all-expenses paid trip to the slammer!
*I'm gonna get Sargent over this!
*They're gonna love you at lock-up!
*When we get back to the station, I'll gonna beat you with a phonebook!
*You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now!
*I hope you're ready for prison showers, idiot!
*Let's take a little trip downtown!
*You're coming with me!
*You're going downtown!
*You like getting in trouble or something?
*I oughta beat you for making me run like that.
*I told you there's no point of running. You're under arrest.
*Crime loses today.
*Ha, Thought you could outrun me?
*Enjoy getting cornholed in the slammer!
*You thought you could get away from me huh?
*You have the right to shut the fuck up!
====Near death state====
*I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK!
*Officer down! Officer down!
*Call the paramedics! I've been shot!
*Please tell my wife I love her.
*I don't wanna die!


==NOOSE==
==NOOSE==
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==External links==
==External links==
[http://www.youtube.com/user/GrandTheftQuotes#p/u/36/3vA4UT8OgH8/Uploaded GTA IV audio files]
[http://www.youtube.com/user/GrandTheftQuotes#p/u/36/3vA4UT8OgH8/Uploaded GTA IV audio files]
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