Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA III

This page documents pedestrian dialogue featured in Grand Theft Auto III.

Army

• This is the Army!
• Kill him!
• I wanna kill him!
• Do we get medals for this?
• Take the enemy down!
• Shoot him! SHOOT HIM!
• This is a WAR!
• Damn civilians!
• I love my job!

Ammu-Nation Clerk

• You want a licence?
• No funny business.
• I don't need to see any ID; you look trustworthy.

Yakuza

• I KILL YOU!
• Let's go to strip club.

Columbian Cartel

Being Car Jacked

• It's MY car, idiot!
• He taking my car!
• My car!
• You're going to pay for that!

Crashing Into Another Vehicle

• Watch the wheels, gringo!
• You're going to pay for THIS!
• You cannot drive dude!

Shooting

• You want the chainsaw, gringo?
• I'm going to kill you.
• You're gonna be sorry...
• You're a big dumb Yankee boy!
• Run or die!
• You're a brave man, huh?
• It's no problem to kill you.
• You move, big man?!

F.B.I.

• F.B.I.! Stop!
• I'll kill you!
• You're making Rosco mad!
• I'm gonna kill you!
• They'll rape him.
• This is the F.B.I.!
• Stop right there!

Pedestrians

• I'm an old lady for Christ's sake...
• THAT'S MY CAR!
• MY CAR!
• Hey!
• Get off!
• Oh No, Not My Wheels!
• That's my Mummy's car!
• That's my company car!
• Stop!
• Leave me alone!
• STOP TOUCHING ME!
• Sure, sure, TAKE IT!
• My mother's my sister.
• In the navy!
• People kill people.
• Haven't you got respect for your elders?
• I'm gonna get a gun.
• HEY! He hit me!
• Theres a place you can go.
• You look like my daughter.
• What are you doing in there? Giving birth?
• Guns don't kill people.
• Get me a doughnut. I'm hungry.
• Call the YMCA.
• You can sail the seven seas.
• I'm gonna get my face plucked!
• This is my cab!
• Get in the back! AHHH!!
• Mo money, mo problems!
• You talking to me?

Police

• We will open fire!
• Police! Freeze!
• This is the police, stop!
• Take him out!
• He's over there!
• This is the LCPD!
• Police!
• Don't move a muscle!
• Comply!

Southside Hoods

Being Car Jacked

• Hey man, I just bought that!
• Not my wheels!
• That's my wheels!
• Man, I just stole this!

Crashing Into Another Vehicle

• It's PANCAKE time!
• Next stop, you're dead!
• I see the world of pain!
• You're a dead man!

Shooting

• Let's go, cracka!
• Yo, check it out!
• You got a problem?
• I'm gonna bust your ass!
• I'm gonna bust your head!
• You know who you messin' wit?!
• Check out the featherweight!
• It's ass-whoopin' time!

Triads

• You call that driving? (after almost being run down)
• Mo' money, mo' problem.
• I'm about to kick ass so bad!
• Hey, get your eyes checked! (after almost being run down)
• Explain!
• Somebody call a medic! (fighting)
• I see pain in your future! (fighting)
• And the winner by K.O. is...! (fighting)

Police Helicopter

• Did you read a manual for this thing?
• You got nowhere to run boy!
• You're gonna need some help!
• Co-Pilot: We're gonna kill you!
  Pilot: You can't say that, it's not in the book!