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'''Niko''': Roman is real lucky to have you working for him. Your customer service is impeccable.

'''Mohammed''': You want to know about my customer service, you ask one of my female passengers. They’ll tell you I service them good.

'''Niko''': Great, I’m sure that must be good for you.

'''Mohammed''': It is good for me, real good. I love that shit almost as much as the bitches do. And I tell you something, the women are actually paying for their rides. Not free loading like a certain ugly Eastern European immigrant scumbag I know. If you didn’t have your cousin, you wouldn’t have anything. How come you too lazy to start a business like Roman did? I might not work either if I was getting all the money and free rides I wanted from my cousin.

'''Niko''': I look after Roman. I help him out.

'''Mohammed''': Sure you do. You help him get into trouble. I know your type, homeboy. Don’t think I’m not streetwise homes, because I seen shit you couldn’t imagine. For real, my friend. For real.

'''Niko''': Okay then. For real.