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'''LAURIE:''' Judge Grady, my name is Laurie Williams-Jones. I've been married to my husband Chuck for two years, and all he does is play that wizard online game, Lootenwank. He plays until two in the morning sometimes! ''(audience gasps)'' When he comes to bed, he's all grabbing my ass and treating me like a troll, screaming "Too damage! Too damage! Check that ass in the air, troll, I'm about to get agro!" ''(audience moans)'' Can you help me, Judge? I love my husband but I am ''not'' an avatar. | '''LAURIE:''' Judge Grady, my name is Laurie Williams-Jones. I've been married to my husband Chuck for two years, and all he does is play that wizard online game, Lootenwank. He plays until two in the morning sometimes! ''(audience gasps)'' When he comes to bed, he's all grabbing my ass and treating me like a troll, screaming "Too damage! Too damage! Check that ass in the air, troll, I'm about to get agro!" ''(audience moans)'' Can you help me, Judge? I love my husband but I am ''not'' an avatar. | ||
'''JUDGE GRADY:''' Look. You ''are'' an avatar, let's get that straight. We all are, and the sooner people understand that, the better. The reason that your husband is in there looting, and wanking, and slinging his wizard junk around is 'cause you got fat and stopped being sexy. ''(audience gasps in shock, minimal applause)'' I wouldn't even bang ya, and I've done a lot of trolls in my time. Look at yourself, girl. Do something positive for yourself! Get some plastic surgery! (audience yeahs) Chuck, what've you got to say for yourself? | |||
'''CHUCK:''' My name is Chuck Williams-Jones. I think my wife is possessed by Satan! She hasn't refilled the ice tray, she hates my parents, she stopped giving me head! She spends all my money, and thinks she's doing me a massive fucking favor sending out Christmas cards! I mean come on! Give me a break, they just raised postage again! Ain't nobody giving a shit about a Christmas card! ''(audience groans)'' Even the ones with a picture of your fucking dog. I don't need to see a picture of your fucking dog in a Santa hat, Goddamn you! ''(audience cheers)'' | |||
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