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===Taxi Drivers | ==Public Services== | ||
===Taxi Drivers=== | |||
====When Damaging Their Vehicles==== | |||
*Stupid Malaka! | *Stupid Malaka! | ||
*What the fuck are you doing to my car?! | *What the fuck are you doing to my car?! | ||
*What is this shit, my car! | *What is this shit, my car! | ||
=== | ====When They're After The Player==== | ||
*Holokrypa! | *Holokrypa! | ||
*I'll beat your ass! | *I'll beat your ass! | ||
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*May Poseidon swallow you whole! | *May Poseidon swallow you whole! | ||
*You think I'm a fucking pansy?! | *You think I'm a fucking pansy?! | ||
====When The Player Wastes Their Time==== | |||
*Get a move on! | |||
*Move it | |||
*Are you in? Move that piece of shit! | |||
*Where are you waiting for?... Christmas? | |||
====When Running From Officers==== | |||
*You'll never take me, officer! | |||
*Fuck the hell off. | |||
==Services== | |||
===Vendors=== | ===Vendors=== | ||
====Normal==== | |||
*Burgers! 40 percent Meat! | *Burgers! 40 percent Meat! | ||
*Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"? | *Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"? | ||
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*Put this dog in your mouth! | *Put this dog in your mouth! | ||
=== | ====When Harassed==== | ||
*Watch yourself | *Watch yourself | ||
*That hurt motherfucker! | *That hurt motherfucker! | ||
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*Get the fuck off, bitch! | *Get the fuck off, bitch! | ||
=== | ====When Angry==== | ||
*You're fast for a nobody eh? | *You're fast for a nobody eh? | ||
*Let's do this bitch! | *Let's do this bitch! | ||
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*Ever seen moves like this? | *Ever seen moves like this? | ||
=== | ====When Mean==== | ||
*Vètecho porro! | *Vètecho porro! | ||
*Bottilala pingla! | *Bottilala pingla! | ||
=== | ===Cluckin' Bell Male Clerk=== | ||
=== | ====Normal==== | ||
* | *Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken? | ||
=== | ===Burger Shot Male Clerk=== | ||
=== | ====Normal==== | ||
* | *Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...! | ||
*You got some iron stomach, dawg! | |||
*You | *Enjoy, motherfucker..! | ||
* | |||
=== | ==Civilians== | ||
=== | ===All=== | ||
=== | ====When Witnessing An Event==== | ||
*They are not going to believe | *They are not going to believe this shit! | ||
*Oh, Jesus! | *Oh, Jesus! | ||
*Yo, that's freakin' insane, man! | *Yo, that's freakin' insane, man! | ||
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*I'm never getting stoned again! | *I'm never getting stoned again! | ||
====When In A Collision==== | |||
=== | |||
*Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck! | *Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck! | ||
*Give me my money now! | *Give me my money now! | ||
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*What's happening? Like...what's happening? | *What's happening? Like...what's happening? | ||
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? | *What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? | ||
*This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker! | |||
*D motherfucker, d-d, drive! | |||
===Holland Pedestrian=== | |||
====In The Street==== | |||
*Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'? | |||
*Yo man! I take damn people over streets son! | |||
*What the fuck you want? | |||
*Pull back you wierdo! | |||
*Get outta ma face son! | |||
*Motherfucka! | |||
*You better pull back before I fuck some butts! | |||
*Fuck outta here man! | |||
*YO, fuck! | |||
*Pull back watch ya yo! | |||
*Dats Russian ass daddy! | |||
*Yo what you do here? | |||
====When Attacking The Player==== | |||
*I'm gonna piss in ya mouth! | |||
*Motherfucking damn son! | |||
*You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me! | |||
*I'll drop you son! South Bohan style! | |||
===Bikers=== | |||
=== | ====In The Street==== | ||
*Come on! Fight me! | |||
*Pardon me fuckface! | |||
*Fight me, my dick is getting hard! | |||
===Preacher=== | |||
====During Rant==== | |||
*Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it! | |||
*Are we truly living in a world of pain? | |||
*You're all going to hell! | |||
*You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire! | |||
===British Pedestrians=== | |||
====In The Street==== | |||
*Watch it you berk! | |||
*I'm gonna beat you arsehole! | |||
*Are you takin' the piss? | |||
===Russian Pedestrians=== | |||
====When In Traffic==== | |||
*Move or I'll fucking break something! | |||
*I'll rip your heart out! | |||
*There's always so much traffic in this fucking city! | |||
===Brazilian Pedestrians=== | |||
====When Run Into==== | |||
-- (Portuguese mixed with english) | |||
*Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!) | |||
*Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!) | |||
*Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) -- | |||
*Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!) | |||
*Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!) | |||
*This is the best part of my day! | |||
*I am in fucking charge right now! | |||
*Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) -- | |||
*Caralho! (Dick!) | |||
*Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!) | |||
*Porra! (Goddamn!) | |||
*What are you doing? Move it! | |||
*Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!) | |||
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker) | |||
*Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!) | |||
*You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) -- | |||
====When Damaging Their Vehicles==== | |||
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!) | |||
*No! I just fucking stole this fucking car! | |||
*No! you're dead, asshole! | |||
===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians=== | |||
*I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) -- | |||
*Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) -- | |||
===Homeless=== | |||
====In the streets==== | |||
*Wanker! | *Wanker! | ||
*Idiot! | *Idiot! | ||
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*Too many gorillas! | *Too many gorillas! | ||
*I don't have any bananas! | *I don't have any bananas! | ||
* | *This isn't pinball! | ||
*Flick! | |||
*Murder! | |||
*More drama for yo' mama! | *More drama for yo' mama! | ||
*Ghhmmp! That hurt. | *Ghhmmp! That hurt. | ||
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*Cheesy vaginas! | *Cheesy vaginas! | ||
*I just need one more fix. | *I just need one more fix. | ||
*Fuck, where am I? | |||
*This is the apocalypse! | |||
*It's the Illuminati! | |||
*Nothing in my teacup! | |||
*Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee! | |||
*Too scary for words! | |||
*I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked. | |||
*I see you and I shall see you nude. | |||
*No more! | |||
*I got nothing, I got nothing! | |||
*The cause will skin you alive! | |||
*There's no time for this. | |||
*You got the wrong man! | |||
===''' | ===In a vehicle=== | ||
*That thing is collecting dust! | |||
*You're growing molds up there. | |||
*Hurry up, my chickens are pink. | |||
*You're not making any friends with me! | |||
*Slow wheels make for the devil! | |||
*My dime, my car! | |||
*Theres a stain on the dashboard. | |||
===In a conversation=== | |||
*You need psychatric help. | |||
*When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes. | |||
*Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies! | |||
*I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time. | |||
====During A Fight==== | |||
*You'll be nice and cool, soon! | *You'll be nice and cool, soon! | ||
*Hoho! Asswiping time! | *Hoho! Asswiping time! | ||
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*I'm gonna hang you up! | *I'm gonna hang you up! | ||
*Well! Fuck all squared! | *Well! Fuck all squared! | ||
*Hey | *Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh? | ||
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick! | *Yeah! I'm a pissnick! | ||
*I'll eat you alive toadrag! | *I'll eat you alive toadrag! | ||
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*It's time I stood up to you reptillians! | *It's time I stood up to you reptillians! | ||
*You're gonna be laying my eggs! | *You're gonna be laying my eggs! | ||
*I'll Da Nang you good! | |||
*That ass of yours is too big! | |||
*The cause will strip you naked! | |||
*He'll keep coming back! | |||
*It's bodycount time! | |||
*Theres more stuff coming! | |||
===Girls=== | |||
====Normal==== | |||
*I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor) | |||
*Hey Schronda! | |||
*Hey there! | |||
====When bumped into==== | |||
*Did you just try to grab my ass? | |||
*Eww, that guy just touched me! | |||
*Say you're sorry! | |||
*Watch where you're going, dillweed! | |||
*Hey, I'm tweaking! | |||
*Oh my God, that was so rude! | |||
*Ugh, I hate tourists! | |||
*You can't afford me! | |||
====Under attack==== | |||
*I'm not a fighter! | |||
*You can't hit me, I'm a girl! | |||
*Leave me alone you fucking psycho! | |||
*Go find another girl to hit! | |||
*Help! Help! Heeellllp! | |||
*Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me! | |||
*Tell me this isn't happening! | |||
*Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix! | |||
*Get away from me you ugly asshole! | |||
*Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me! | |||
*Nooooo! | |||
*I only let other girls hit me! | |||
*You're insane! | |||
*Please don't kill me! | |||
*He's gonna shoot! | |||
*Ow, I'll never model again! | |||
*Oh my leg! | |||
====When stealing their car==== | |||
*Please, I'm a model! | |||
*Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's! | |||
==Gangs== | |||
===Mafia=== | |||
====When In Firefights==== | |||
*Come on give me some cover. | |||
*Take cover. | |||
*Take some fucking cover | |||
*Your a pain in the balls my friend. | |||
*I got this Son of a Bitch. | |||
*You want to go to war. | |||
*Watch out this fucker is crazy. | |||
*Take a look around we got you surrounded. | |||
*I got this fucking Pollock. | |||
*Get Down! | |||
*Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch. | |||
*I got you punk. | |||
*Hey dipshit no where else to go. | |||
*We got you surrounded asshole. | |||
*Ready to die Bitch? | |||
*I've had enough of you. | |||
*Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha. | |||
*There's no to go motherfucker. | |||
*Your a pain in my ass. | |||
*Take a look around buddy we got you. | |||
*You asked for this. | |||
*I live for this shit. | |||
*Time to pay the piper. | |||
====When in a near death state==== | |||
*Please don't kill me. | |||
*Don't kill me man I got kids. | |||
*I hurt my knee man. | |||
*Why would a guy like you shoot me again. | |||
===Russian Mafia=== | |||
====When in a firefight with the player==== | |||
*Hey asshole we got you! | |||
*Hey man no place to go. | |||
*Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go. | |||
*Now you give up because you are fucked. | |||
*Gonna eat you alive! | |||
*Let us end this like gentlemen yes? | |||
*Yeah face me cowboy! | |||
*They call this you are fucked. | |||
*Goodbye to you. | |||
*Die you fucking bastard! | |||
*Take cover! | |||
*This ends here. | |||
*Head to Cover! | |||
*Here I come you Whore. | |||
*This one is for the old country. | |||
*You are surrounded. | |||
*I have them. | |||
*Now is your time! | |||
*Cover me you useless smucks! | |||
*Eat hard Metal. | |||
===Korean Mob=== | |||
*Look around your fucked now asshole! | |||
*Try this on for size. | |||
*Try again you fucking pussy. | |||
*There's no way out motherfucker! | |||
*Take cover. | |||
*Your making a big mistake. | |||
*Its been fun but the party is over. | |||
===North Holland Hustlers=== | |||
*Drop this fool. | |||
*Take that motherfucker! | |||
*I got a clean shot. | |||
*Let's move in Fam. | |||
*Damn son take cover. | |||
*Got you now. | |||
*Fuck this clown time to murk his ass. | |||
*You finished gangsta its a wrap. | |||
*Seize the day brothers lets russ him. | |||
*It on and popping now. | |||
*Play it safe take cover. | |||
*Man don't be stupid take cover. | |||
*Hommie down my nigga. | |||
===Spanish Lords=== | |||
*Give me a smile motherfucker. | |||
*I'ma show you who has cojones. | |||
*I have a shot. | |||
*You surrounded yo. | |||
*If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob? | |||
*Cabrone! | |||
*Fucking Cabron. | |||
*Your mine amigo. | |||
*HAHA we have you trapped. | |||
*I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard. | |||
*Your surrounded mamaguevo. | |||
*why are you trying to push all into me motherfucker? | |||
*Hey man over here pendejoe. | |||
*Get down!Get down! | |||
*Fuck you, mamaguevo! | |||
*This is the end of the line asshole. | |||
*Let's waste this punk man. | |||
*He's shooting! Hide! Hide! | |||
*He's going down. | |||
==Authority== | |||
===LCPD=== | |||
====Neutral==== | |||
*Now stay out of trouble. | |||
*Do you want me to arrest you? | |||
*You know I love to beat civilians. | |||
*Hey asshole, you like prison food. | |||
*I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say? | |||
*last time you do that is the tang. | |||
*Hey stupid, You drunk? | |||
====Stuck in Traffic==== | |||
*Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom. | |||
*Oh, a donut? Make it large. | |||
=== | ====During Chase==== | ||
*Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?! | |||
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD! | |||
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you! | |||
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now! | |||
*Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street! | |||
*Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over. | |||
*Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about! | |||
*Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole! | |||
*Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over. | |||
*Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad. | |||
*Police car mic: Get off the street everyone! | |||
*Police car mic: Clear the streets! | |||
*Police car mic: Pull over you maniac! | |||
*Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off! | |||
*Police car mic: We've got you surrounded! | |||
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? | *This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? | ||
*I need permission to blow his head off! | *I need permission to blow his head off! | ||
*I have confirmation on chicken shit. | *I have confirmation on chicken shit. | ||
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? | *Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? | ||
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*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. | *One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. | ||
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? | *Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? | ||
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? | *Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? | ||
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! | *That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! | ||
*I will pursue on foot! | *I will pursue on foot! | ||
*Pursuing on foot! | *Pursuing on foot! | ||
*Suspect fleeing on foot! | |||
*I have a visual on the asshole. | *I have a visual on the asshole. | ||
*Everyone hit the deck! | *Everyone hit the deck! | ||
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*I smell the stink of guilt. | *I smell the stink of guilt. | ||
*Would you come the hell back!? | *Would you come the hell back!? | ||
*This ends now! | *This ends now! | ||
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. | *Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. | ||
*Charge! | *Charge! | ||
*I'll shit in your mouth | *I'll shit in your mouth | ||
*Get out of the car now! | *Get out of the car now! | ||
*You can run, but you can't hide! | *You can run, but you can't hide! | ||
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*Cover my ass! | *Cover my ass! | ||
*You're dead, fucko! | *You're dead, fucko! | ||
*Everyone eat dirt! | |||
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) | *Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) | ||
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) | *Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) | ||
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) | *Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) | ||
=== | ====During Arrest==== | ||
*You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony! | *You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony! | ||
*What are these, stolen credit cards huh? | *What are these, stolen credit cards huh? | ||
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes! | *That's another to add to the list of your crimes! | ||
*Man you try to fucking run son, and you'll be sorry! | |||
*Shit, I'm out of Breath after what I saw, so don't pull nothing! | |||
*Oh thought you could run from me huh? | |||
*Nobody fucks with me and lives! | |||
*If you run again, You're fucked! | |||
*I Got you Babe! | |||
*You just won an all-expenses paid trip to the slammer! | |||
*I'm gonna get Sargent over this! | |||
*They're gonna love you at lock-up! | |||
*When we get back to the station, I'll gonna beat you with a phonebook! | |||
*You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now! | |||
*I hope you're ready for prison showers, idiot! | |||
*Let's take a little trip downtown! | |||
*You're coming with me! | |||
*You're going downtown! | |||
*You like getting in trouble or something? | |||
*I oughta beat you for making me run like that. | |||
*I told you there's no point of running. You're under arrest. | |||
*Crime loses today. | |||
*Ha, Thought you could outrun me? | |||
*Enjoy getting cornholed in the slammer! | |||
*You thought you could get away from me huh? | |||
*You have the right to shut the fuck up! | |||
====Near death state==== | |||
*I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK! | |||
*Officer down! Officer down! | |||
*Call the paramedics! I've been shot! | |||
*Please tell my wife I love her. | |||
*I don't wanna die! | |||
==NOOSE== | |||
====When fighting player==== | |||
*I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move. | |||
*Put your hands in the air. | |||
*I got you you Son of a bitch. | |||
*Alright everyone try to remain calm. | |||
*Everybody take cover. | |||
*Please evacuate the area quick. | |||
*Get down. | |||
*You are not safe here. | |||
*Everybody get down and stay calm. | |||
=== | ====When downed by player==== | ||
* | *Call 911 I'm bleeding out here. | ||
* | *Help me somebody help me. | ||
* | *I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast. | ||
*I need help call for backup. | |||
*I've been shot please call an Ambulance. | |||
=== | ==Perseus Guard== | ||
=== | ====Normal==== | ||
*I know you just were a problem. | *I know you just were a problem. | ||
*Aha! Just like jail! | *Aha! Just like jail! | ||
*Goddamn bang! | *Goddamn bang! | ||
* | *I'm gonna lay you out! | ||
*Fuck outta here. | *Fuck outta here. | ||
*Oh shit! | *Oh shit! | ||
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*Yo, put that shit away, yo! | *Yo, put that shit away, yo! | ||
*Use it, or drop that shit! | *Use it, or drop that shit! | ||
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==External links== | |||
[http://www.youtube.com/user/GrandTheftQuotes#p/u/36/3vA4UT8OgH8/Uploaded GTA IV audio files] | |||
[[Category:Dialogues]] |
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