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*Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun! | *Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun! | ||
*Welcome to San Andreas, fool! | *Welcome to San Andreas, fool! | ||
*Hey, what's cracking now? | |||
*Oh shit, I got a gat. | |||
*What's poppin' now? | |||
*You want to get ventilated, huh? | |||
*You want some lead in you? | |||
*Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark! | |||
*I'm packing heat, fool! | |||
*G's up, fool! | |||
*What was you saying? | |||
====Running away from the police==== | ====Running away from the police==== | ||
*I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER! | *I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER! | ||
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*Fat man needs your car (when he's fat) | *Fat man needs your car (when he's fat) | ||
*I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat) | *I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat) | ||
*Caught slipping again! | |||
=====Stealing A Bike===== | =====Stealing A Bike===== | ||
*Gimme that fucking bike! | *Gimme that fucking bike! | ||
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*Come on! Punch! | *Come on! Punch! | ||
*This gonna be easy bitch! | *This gonna be easy bitch! | ||
*Oh you real hard huh? | *Oh, you real hard huh? | ||
*I warn you, I don't give a fuck! | *I warn you, I don't give a fuck! | ||
*You got scraps huh? | *You got scraps huh? | ||
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*(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'. | *(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'. | ||
*(when he's robust) I'm big and fast. | *(when he's robust) I'm big and fast. | ||
*(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico | *(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico? | ||
*(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh! | *(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh! | ||
*(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool! | *(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool! | ||
*(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side. | *(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side. | ||
*(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool! | *(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool! | ||
*I'm rich and fucking crazy (when he's rich) | *I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich) | ||
*Come on, fool, run away. | *Come on, fool, run away. | ||
*Nobody punches CJ! | *Nobody punches CJ! | ||
*You think you can take me on, you punk? | |||
*Give up, homeboy. | |||
*Let's do it, come on! | |||
*Oh, you think your hard? | |||
*I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up. | |||
*You calling CJ a bitch? | |||
*You in a whole lot of trouble tough guy. | |||
*Go on, run away homie. | |||
*Let's go, bitch. | |||
*Trust me, I don't give a shit. | |||
*Hit me then, homeboy. | |||
*Let's do it, come on. | |||
*It's on now! | |||
====Killing Pedestrians==== | ====Killing Pedestrians==== | ||
*Welcome to America! | *Welcome to America! | ||
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*Bang, bang, bang! | *Bang, bang, bang! | ||
*Asshole! | *Asshole! | ||
*You should of stayed at home. | |||
*You tricks! | |||
*Punk ass bitches! | |||
*You mark! | |||
*G.S.F. for life! | |||
====Picking Up Money==== | ====Picking Up Money==== | ||
*Guess you won't be needing this now | *Guess you won't be needing this now | ||
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====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel==== | ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel==== | ||
*These clothes? Yeah, they're tight. | *These clothes? Yeah, they're tight. | ||
*Just some old kicks baby. | |||
*Straight. Good looking. | |||
*Fo' sho, thanks. | |||
*Yeah, they gangster ain't they? | |||
*This how Grove street kick it. | |||
*Thanks gangster. | |||
*Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying? | |||
*My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight. | |||
====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his tattoo's==== | |||
*That's why I had them hit up on me. | |||
*Pure gangster, homie. | |||
*They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up. | |||
====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his haircut==== | |||
*The fade? It's straight gangster. | |||
*This cut? Awe thanks. | |||
*Awe, thanks G. | |||
====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his muscles==== | |||
*Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights. | |||
*Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know. | |||
*Yeah. Cool. Fo' sho. Thank you. | |||
*Awe, thanks. | |||
====Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's==== | |||
*Why don't you shut your bitch mouth, punk! | |||
====Accepting a prostitute visit==== | ====Accepting a prostitute visit==== | ||
*Moms, I'm so sorry about this. | *Moms, I'm so sorry about this. | ||
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*Rollercoaster...! | *Rollercoaster...! | ||
*Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay.... | *Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay.... | ||
*Two loc'ed out nigga's going crazy.... | |||
*Move your body, move your body.... | |||
*Take your time and let me love you good.... | |||
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