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'''Lazlow: '''''Okay, here's the deal - this isn't gardening with Maurice, that's on later!'' | '''Lazlow: '''''Okay, here's the deal - this isn't gardening with Maurice, that's on later!'' | ||
'''Caller: '''''Nooo! He got taken off the air! He lied, I know he did! I've been trying to make a hybrid of a peach and a Pekingese midget fighting bitch for the last two years! And it is impossible... | '''Caller: '''''Nooo! He got taken off the air! He lied, I know he did! I've been trying to make a hybrid of a peach and a Pekingese midget fighting bitch for the last two years! And it is impossible... impossible, I tell ya.'' | ||
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'''6. Crazy fan:''' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Alright, we're back on Chatterbox, call us on the Chatterline, and tell us what's on your mind! Line 4, you're on Chatterbox! What's on your mind?'' | |||
'''Caller: '''''LIBERTY CITY COCKS RUUULE!!!'' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Aah, that's lovely, thanks.'' | |||
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'''7. "Another lunatic": ''' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Next caller, you're on Chatterbox.'' | |||
'''Caller: '''''That last guy was so full of crap. Everyone knows women are made from sand.'' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Okay, great, another lunatic.'' | |||
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'''8. Short guy: ''' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Hello, next caller, you are on Chatterbox.'' | |||
'''Caller: '''''Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the frigging cheesy-swirls at the grocery store.'' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Yeah, I mean, sometimes it seems like the whole world's against ya, I mean...'' | |||
'''Caller: '''''You know, we're not talking about you! What kind of ego-maniac are you? You got your own show, how about letting other people talk for a change? You're all the same you giants: "Oh, I'm tall, I'm so important, listen to me talk about my tall stuff. I think I'll put this on the top shelf, hey, what's the weather like down there? How's it going short-stuff? Can you get that, your closer. Why so sad, pee-wee?" Who do you think you are?!?!? Short people are people too!!!'' | |||
'''Lazlow: '''''Alright, another award-winning show on Chatterbox. Today we're talking about anything, it seems. If you have something to say about anything, call now.'' | |||
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