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The following is a script of the mission [[Three's a Crowd]] in Grand Theft Auto IV. | The following is a script of the mission [[Three's a Crowd]] in Grand Theft Auto IV. | ||
==Script== | |||
'''Roman''': Come on Dardan, what's your problem? | '''Roman''': Come on Dardan, what's your problem? | ||
Revision as of 21:18, 9 July 2013
The following is a script of the mission Three's a Crowd in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Script
Roman: Come on Dardan, what's your problem?
Dardan: I don't have problem. You do.
(Bledar smashes Roman's computer)
Roman: Don't be a dick, man... come o...
(Bledar gets Roman in a headlock)
Dardan: Where's your Russian friend now, eh?
Roman: He's not my friend... he's my loan shark...
(Niko walks in)
Niko: Stop this.
Dardan: Who are you?
Niko: Get out of here.
Roman: Niko...
Niko: Yes.
(Niko grabs Dardan's arm and breaks it)
Dardan: Oh, my arm. Oh!
Niko: (to Bledar) And what about you?
(Bledar let's go of Roman and helps Dardan)
Dardan: Help me! Help me!
Niko: Come on, asshole!
Dardan: Bledar! Help me!
Niko: Get out of here now! And if you come back, I'll kill you! You understand?
(Roman picks up Dardan's knife and throws it at them)
Roman: You forgot this, you Albanian pricks!
Roman: Shit, Niko - what did you do?
Niko: He was going to stab me.
Roman: Now he's going to kill you!
Niko: Fuck him.
Roman: Look at this mess. Screwed! Again. You want to know why I'm not living in a nice condo, banging four women? It's because of shit like this. Assholes threatening me.
Niko: Shut up!
(Roman's phone rings)
Roman: Oh great... Mallorie. Hey, beautiful! Huh? Yeah... great. Uh... listen, I'm having a bit of a problem at the office... Umm, I can't do it - Niko can do it...
Niko: Huh? Do what?
Roman: Well why would you want me then? Well screw you, then. Great girl... can you do me a favor? Mallorie needs a lift. Can you go pick her up at the Hove Beach subway station?
Niko: Yeah...
Roman: Take the cab. She's got a friend with her. Maybe someone you can date!
Niko: Fuck you.
Roman: Oh, man, look at this crap. My computer and everything.
Dialogue
(Niko drives to the subway station)
Niko: Get in, ladies.
Mallorie: Hi Niko, thanks for coming. I should have known Roman would find some excuse not to turn up. This is Michelle.
Michelle: Hi. How are you? My place is over on Mohawk Avenue.
or:
Michelle: I live on Rotterdam Hill, up on Mohawk Avenue. You know where that is?
Mallorie: How're you finding American, Niko?
Niko: Not exactly what I expected.
Mallorie: Niko, you know what? You need someone to show you a good time. Michelle, how about you?
Michelle: Mallorie. Stop it!
Mallorie: Come on you guys. You're both single, you're adults. Take her number, Niko.
Michelle: Hey, I'd like to see you again, Niko. You look like that kind of guy I want to get to know.
Mallorie: You look like you just jumped off the boat, Niko. Handsome man like you should get some new threads.
Michelle: I think he looks fine the way he is.
Mallorie: I don't think he even changed out of those things on the journey. How you going to impress a class girl like Michelle?
Michelle: I'm easily impressed.
Mallorie: I know you are, sweetie, and I just don't get it.
(Niko drops the girls off)
Mallorie: Thanks for the lift, Niko.
Michelle: Yeah, thanks. Gimme a call sometime.
Niko: See you soon, Michelle.
(Niko calls Roman)
Niko: Cousin, I dropped the girls off. The friend gave me her number, but I don't think Mallorie likes my clothes so much.
Roman: I know just the place for you, it's on Mohawk in Hove. Go and get something a bit more twenty-first century.
Alternative dialogue
(Niko drives to the subway station)
Niko: Get in, ladies.
Mallorie: He Niko, thanks for coming. I should have known Roman would find some excuse not to turn up. This is Michelle.
Michelle: Hi. How are you? My place is over on Mohawk Avenue.
Niko: I can find it.
Mallorie: You're settling in pretty good, aren't you, Niko? You're staying with Roman, he got you a good job and all he needs to do now is find you a woman... what you think of Michelle here?
Michelle: Come on, Mallorie. This is embarrassing. Are you trying to set us up?
Mallorie: I'm trying to get you two together so Niko will stop taking up all of Roman's time.
Niko: I do not mean to keep Roman away from you.
Mallorie: I know you don't. He just loves you is all. And I think Michelle might too.
Michelle: Come on.
Mallorie: Alright, but you like him, right? You both like each other so why don't you just go on a date? It never hurt anyone. Here's her number, Niko.
Michelle: It sounds like we aren't being given much of a choice on this one.
Niko: No, I guess not.
Michelle: Well, you look like the kind of guy I'd like to get to know, Niko.
Mallorie: He looks like he can't afford to eat. Get yourself some nice clothes. You gotta look good if you're going to date a girl like Michelle.
Michelle: I don't know, I think he looks... interesting... foreign.
(Niko drops the girls off)
Mallorie: Thanks for the lift, Niko.
Michelle: Yeah, thanks. Gimme a call sometime.
Niko: See you soon, Michelle.
(Niko calls Roman)
Niko: Roman, I have taken your Mallorie and her friend where they wanted to go. Michelle gave me her number.
Roman: This is a good first step. The next step is to get some clothes that will impress. I know a good place for you on Mohawk in Hove Beach. Get something a bit more American.
Post mission phone call
Niko: Hey Roman, I got some clothes. It looks like they brought the stuff in from the Old Country though.
Roman: We must take what we get. When the big money rolls in, then we will look real classy. Anyway, you have Michelle. A classy girl for your arm. You should definitely keep dating her.
Failing the mission
Car is destroyed
Niko: Cousin, the car got screwed. I couldn't get your woman to her place.
Roman: Now I'm really in the doghouse. Thanks a lot, cousin.
Girls are killed
Niko: Cousin, I'm sorry. The girls have some injuries.
Roman: Niko, what am I to do? I need to trust you with some things. It better not be nothing serious.
Mallorie is killed
Michelle: What's wrong with you Niko?
Niko: Roman, I am sorry, but Mallorie... she got hurt.
Roman: Cousin, no. I should have driven her. Shit.
Michelle is killed
Mallorie: My god!
Niko: Cousin, Mallorie's friend, Michelle.. had an accident.
Roman: I hope it wasn't too serious. I thought you two would get on. I will call Mallorie.
Shop assistant is killed
Niko: Hey, Roman. Maybe I shouldn't be trusted to do my own shopping. Me and the shop assistant had a difference in opinion over the pricing.
Roman: Niko, what am I to do? I need to trust you with some things. It better not be nothing serious.