Three's a Crowd/Script
The following is a script of the mission Three's a Crowd in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Roman: Come on Dardan, what's your problem?
Dardan: I don't have problem. You do.
(Bledar smashes Roman's computer)
Roman: Don't be a dick, man... come o...
(Bledar gets Roman in a headlock)
Dardan: Where's your Russian friend now, eh?
Roman: He's not my friend... he's my loan shark...
(Niko walks in)
Niko: Stop this.
Dardan: Who are you?
Niko: Get out of here.
Roman: Niko...
Niko: Yes.
(Niko grabs Dardan's arm and breaks it)
Dardan: Oh, my arm. Oh!
Niko: (to Bledar) And what about you?
(Bledar let's go of Roman and helps Dardan)
Dardan: Help me! Help me!
Niko: Come on, asshole!
Dardan: Bledar! Help me!
Niko: Get out of here now! And if you come back, I'll kill you! You understand?
(Roman picks up Dardan's knife and throws it at them)
Roman: You forgot this, you Albanian pricks!
Roman: Shit, Niko - what did you do?
Niko: He was going to stab me.
Roman: Now he's going to kill you!
Niko: Fuck him.
Roman: Look at this mess. Screwed! Again. You want to know why I'm not living in a nice condo, banging four women? It's because of shit like this. Assholes threatening me.
Niko: Shut up!
(Roman's phone rings)
Roman: Oh great... Mallorie. Hey, beautiful! Huh? Yeah... great. Uh... listen, I'm having a bit of a problem at the office... Umm, I can't do it - Niko can do it...
Niko: Huh? Do what?
Roman: Well why would you want me then? Well screw you, then. Great girl... can you do me a favor? Mallorie needs a lift. Can you go pick her up at the Hove Beach subway station?
Niko: Yeah...
Roman: Take the cab. She's got a friend with her. Maybe someone you can date!
Niko: Fuck you.
Roman: Oh, man, look at this crap. My computer and everything.
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