Grass Roots - Trevor/Script
The following are dialog and mission scripts for "Grass Roots - Trevor", a mission in Grand Theft Auto V.
Script
Barry: How can possession of a vegetable be illegal?
(Barry spots Trevor walking towards him)
Barry: Can I get a signature, sir?
Trevor Philips: For what?
Barry: The most important fight of all.
Trevor Philips: Poverty?
Barry: No, another most important fight.
Trevor Philips: The AIDS?
Barry: No, no, another one.
Trevor Philips: Animal welfare?
Barry: Legalization! Here... sign. Shit, where's my pen? Where's my pen?
Trevor Philips: Legalization of what?
Barry: Of things the founding fathers took as a right. To consume medicinal plants.
Trevor Philips: Legalize smoke?
Barry: Yeah?
Trevor Philips: You fucking kidding me? I make a shit load selling that, alright? The last thing I can handle is legalization. Now fuck off!
Barry: Take a drag...
Trevor Philips: Nah, I-I-I don't smoke it anymore. Interferes with the speed.
Barry: No, it's really good weed...
Trevor Philips: Alright, give it here.
(Trevor begins smoking the marijuana)
Barry: Yeah... It's a real mellow, contemplative high, that comes from the earth.
(Trevor begins hallucinating)
Trevor Philips: Are those clowns over there?
(Trevor begins shooting the clowns)
Trevor Philips: What if this thing never wears off?
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: Is this one of those hidden camera shows?
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: You think I haven't killed a clown before?
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: I expected so much more from my psychosis!
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: See, now that's funny!
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: I've finally flipped! This is it!
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: Come on now, you're scaring the kids now!
(Trevor continues killing clowns and two clowns appear together)
Trevor Philips: Come on, what is this? Two for one now?
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: What the hell did I just smoke?
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: This is the best worst trip ever.
(Trevor continues killing clowns)
Trevor Philips: Wipe that smile off your face!
(Trevor kills the last of the clowns)
Trevor Philips: Yeah, who's laughing now? Ugh... spoke to soon... head spin... not good.
(Trevor's hallucination begins to end)
Barry: And I suppose that's why they want to keep us suppressed. Gosh, it's been really interesting talking to you.
Trevor Philips: What the fuck was that, huh? Was horrible...
(Trevor stumbles away)
Barry: Well, think about what I said.