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==Quiz== | ==Quiz== | ||
There is a quiz on [http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=history&content=interactive0 Rockstar's site] testing the reader's knowledge | There is a quiz on [http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=history&content=interactive0 Rockstar's site] testing the reader's knowledge on the history of Liberty City. Here are the questions and answers. | ||
Q: Why did Europeans move to Liberty City?<br /> | Q: ''Why did Europeans move to Liberty City?''<br /> | ||
A: The Dutch wanted a place to sell weed and women | A: Hot natives, cool rum<br /> | ||
B: To sell crappy fashion no Americans can fit into<br /> | |||
C: '''The Dutch wanted a place to sell weed and women'''<br /> | |||
D: To find a place where women would sleep with them just because they had a foreign accent<br /> | |||
E: To buy lottery tickets | |||
Q: What was the price of the first prostitute?<br /> | Q: ''What was the price of the first [[Prostitutes|prostitute]]?''<br /> | ||
A: A swift blow to the back of the head | A: One and a half goats<br /> | ||
B: '''A swift blow to the back of the head'''<br /> | |||
C: A baked potato and a gram of speed<br /> | |||
D: Free with a [[Burger Shot]] value meal<br /> | |||
E: Marriage | |||
Q: Why was [[Middle Park]] built?<br /> | Q: ''Why was [[Middle Park]] built?''<br /> | ||
A: To provide junkies with a scenic background for drug use | A: So that horse & carriages would have something to do after the invention of the motorcar<br /> | ||
B: To get perverts out of the school yard and into the bushes<br /> | |||
C: '''To provide junkies with a scenic background for drug use'''<br /> | |||
D: For boring fruity concerts<br /> | |||
E: For boring fruit skaters who dance while skating backwards | |||
Q: What is Alderney best known for?<br /> | Q: ''What is [[Alderney]] best known for?''<br /> | ||
A: Being a swamp with soccer moms | A: '''Being a swamp with soccer moms'''<br /> | ||
B: Being named after [[wp:Alderney|a shitty island off France]] where old people go to die<br /> | |||
C: Being the home of the 80's Power Ballad<br /> | |||
D: Juiced-up guys in cheap jewelry and tight t-shirts and fake-baked, chain smoking girls with big hair<br /> | |||
E: Being a place where people from [[Algonquin]] go to dump dead bodies | |||
Q: The first theater show in [[Star Junction]] was...<br /> | Q: ''The first theater show in [[Star Junction]] was...''<br /> | ||
A: Heavily censored by right-wing government | A: The daily hanging of god-less savages<br /> | ||
B: '''Heavily censored by the right-wing government'''<br /> | |||
C: A creepy guy with a puppet and an erection<br /> | |||
D: A group of men with jazz hands feeling up tourists<br /> | |||
E: A hole in an outhouse | |||
Q: The [[Statue of Happiness]]...<br /> | Q: ''The [[Statue of Happiness]]...''<br /> | ||
A: ...was presented to the USA by France in 1886 to mark 100 years free from British food and spelling. | A: ...is a local euphemism for the male organ<br /> | ||
B: '''...was presented to the USA by [[France]] in [[1886]] to mark 100 years free from [[United Kingdom|British]] food and spelling'''<br /> | |||
C: ...was a legendary bong sold in the 1980's<br /> | |||
D: ...has a face no man can love<br /> | |||
E: ...is a breakdancing move - the robot with a smile | |||
Q: What is the famous [[Screamer]] in [[Firefly Island]]?<br /> | Q: ''What is the famous [[Screamer]] in [[Firefly Island]]?''<br /> | ||
A: A wooden roller coaster built by drunk Europeans | A: A local and very vocal prostitute<br /> | ||
B: A [[Tramps|homeless person]] with [[wp:Tourette's Syndrome|Tourette's]]<br /> | |||
C: '''A wooden roller coaster built by drunk Europeans'''<br /> | |||
D: A tourist who has just been flashed at<br /> | |||
E: An old [[wp: World War 2|WWII]] air raid siren | |||
Q: What is the weapon of choice among Liberty City residents?<br /> | Q: ''What is the weapon of choice among Liberty City residents?''<br /> | ||
A: Talking about sports while grabbing their anatomy | A: Emotional blackmail<br /> | ||
B: Headbutt<br /> | |||
C: [[Sawed-off Shotgun|Sawed-off shotgun]]<br /> | |||
D: [[Baseball bat]]<br /> | |||
E: '''Talking about sports while grabbing their anatomy''' | |||
Q: What is the average time lapse between consumption of a Liberty City hot dog and the onset of chronic diarrhea?<br /> | Q: ''What is the average time lapse between consumption of a Liberty City [[Street Vendors|hot dog]] and the onset of chronic diarrhea?''<br /> | ||
A: They are simultaneous | A: 5 seconds<br /> | ||
B: 5 minutes<br /> | |||
C: '''They are simultaneous'''<br /> | |||
D: Most of the time you're too drunk to remember<br /> | |||
E: Depends on whether you opt for hot sauce | |||
Q: What is the [[Monoglobe]] in [[Meadow Park]], [[Dukes]]?<br /> | Q: ''What is the [[Monoglobe]] in [[Meadow Park]], [[Dukes]]?''<br /> | ||
A: A relic from the Liberty City World Fair that they could not be bothered to take down | A: A hamster maze for trannies<br /> | ||
B: Probably the place you caught that STD<br /> | |||
C: Completely pointless waste of space that should be re-developed into condos<br /> | |||
D: An unsuccessful attempt to teach geography to Americans<br /> | |||
E: '''A relic from the Liberty City World Fair that they could not be bothered to take down''' | |||
The minimum score is 1 out of 10. There is no reward given for 10/10. | The minimum score is 1 out of 10. There is no reward given for 10/10. | ||