|Full Name||Andrea Anderson|
Public Liberty Online (employer)|
Liberty Tree (employer)
Ed Exec goes stiff.
- After Hotel Assassination, for Public Liberty Online
The Betta Pharmaceuticals share price is on the rise, following the news that Bret Lowrey, CEO of Bilkinton Research – the company behind the new erectile dysfunction wonder drug Priapol – has been murdered in Los Santos. Mr. Lowrey's business practices had come under scrutiny in recent days following widespread reports of heart attacks from Priapol users and accusations that Bilkinton had paid off the FDA. The LSPD has said that a full investigation into his death will be underway within 24 hours.
Begging goes cyber with Beseecher.
- After the The Bureau Raid, for Liberty Tree
We normally look down on people who sponge money off us. Now, thanks to the Internet, you can panhandle all day long from the privacy of your masturbation den. Beseecher, the crowdsourcing website, is all the rage as young entrepreneurs, drunk on homemade beer or intoxicated with the fumes of their surfboard resin, think everyone else should give them money to start a business that will ultimately fall dead in the water. But out of dead dreams rise new journeys, like writing for a news site instead of becoming an award winning author like I deserve.