False Idols

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False Idols
'Father' Ned telling Toni Cipriani to 'destroy' the three false idols Faith W., DB-P and Black Lightman.

'Father' Ned telling Toni Cipriani to 'destroy' the three false idols Faith W., DB-P and Black Lightman.
Game GTA Liberty City Stories
For Ned Burner
Target Black Lightman
Faith W.
Location Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward $1,500
Unlocks Love on the Rocks (after completing Counterfeit Count and Munitions Dump)
Unlocked by Karmageddon

False Idols is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by news reporter Ned Burner, posing as a reverend, from Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City.


Toni goes to the Cathedral in Bedford Point and is greeted by Ned Burner, who is posing as the local reverend. He tells Toni that he wants some celebrities dead after an unknown female celebrity agrees to do an interview with a radio station over a hardworking journalist. Toni is then faced with killing three celebrities before they reach the LCFR building: Black Lightman travels in a limousine, DB-P in a bullet proof Patriot and Faith W. in a helicopter. Toni kills all three and returns to the Cathedral and sees Ned Burner , who had been posing as the priest, run out of the Cathedral.


Toni Cipriani: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned again.

Father Ned: And you shall be redeemed once more, my son. The cult of celebrity has gone too far! What kind of whore gives a radio interview instead of giving a hardworking newspaper journalist an exclusive? Destroy these false idols!

(Toni kills the celebrities and then returns to the cathedral)

Toni Cipriani: I've done what you asked for, father.

Father Ned: Great. The paper circulation has tripled since you found your soul!

Toni Cipriani: What?

Father Ned: Thanks again for all your help Toni.

(Father Ned runs out of the confession booth and it turns out it's Ned Burner, the newspaper reporter)

Toni Cipriani: Hey what the fuck?! Who are you?

Post mission phone call

Donald Love: Toni. It's Donald. I have rather a pressing matter that requires your... particular skills. Please call at my office as soon as you can.


The reward for completing the mission is $1,500 and the Love on the Rocks mission, if the player has completed Counterfeit Count and Munitions Dump.



Video walkthrough

PS2 Version - GTASeriesVideos