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==Ecounter Dialogue== | ==Ecounter Dialogue== | ||
Note: Directly from the subtitles during the encounter. | Note: Directly from the subtitles during the encounter. | ||
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[[Niko Bellic]]-"Yea, stop it, Eddie. Please." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"Yea, stop it, Eddie. Please." | ||
Eddie Low-[giggles]"Your accent is funny. You know you can hear people accents when they scream? I can tell what borough people are from just by hearing them scream. I've heard enough [[ | Eddie Low-[giggles]"Your accent is funny. You know you can hear people accents when they scream? I can tell what borough people are from just by hearing them scream. I've heard enough [[Alderny]] accents tonight. [mimics scream] 'Oh God, oh God.' Ahuh! I want to hear some nice rounded [[Algonquin]] voices. [mimcs tearful scream] 'Please stop, please stop!' Do... do you see? That? | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"You're making me a little uncomfortable, Eddie. I hope you're joking. | [[Niko Bellic]]-"You're making me a little uncomfortable, Eddie. I hope you're joking. | ||
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'''First Encounter (2nd version)''' | '''First Encounter (2nd version)''' | ||
[Cut scene, happens when you first walk up to him] | [Cut scene, happens when you first walk up to him] | ||
Eddie Low-"Hey there pal. Hey!" | |||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Hey." | |||
Eddie Low-"Hey... what are you doing out here so late?" | |||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"What's it to you? | |||
Eddie Low-"Nothin'... just trying to make conversation... just trying to keep the lonliness at bay... you know?" | |||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Whatever you say." | |||
Eddie Low-"Hey... you're not from around here, are you?" | |||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"No, i'm from Florida." | |||
Eddie Low-[giggles]"You're funny... you're a real joker. I knew a joker once. Lovely guy... came to a rather unfortunate end though. But I guess we all do though... Neee... in the end." | |||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Okay..." | |||
Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" | |||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Okay, listen, friend your'e creeping me out." | |||
Eddie Low-" | Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we dont have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?" | ||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe i'll see you later." | |||
Eddie Low-" | Eddie Low-"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, i'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. [stutters] Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?" | ||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Why?" | |||
Eddie Low-" | Eddie Low-"Because I have this rather heavy bag and I really need a lift, I can pay you." | ||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Okay, okay." | |||
Eddie Low-" | Eddie Low-"Thanks! I'm Eddie, by the way... Eddie Low." | ||
<u>Niko Bellic</u>-"Yes. Fine. Come on." | |||
[Cutscene ends, and you are in control. The next dialogue is during the trip to the docks.] | |||
Eddie Low-"Hey friend, this bag is awful heavy. You mind taking us down to the docks?" | |||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"What you got in your bag, friend?" | [[Niko Bellic]]-"What you got in your bag, friend?" | ||
Eddie Low-"None of your business, nosey parker. You know, if you keep sticking your nose into other people's business you might just lose it. You might have it cut off and be left with a bleeding, bubbling stump of flappy skin and catilage. You would'nt want that, would you?" | Eddie Low-"None of your business, nosey parker. You know, if you keep sticking your nose into other people's business you might just lose it. You might have it cut off and be left with a bleeding, bubbling stump of flappy skin and catilage. You would'nt want that, would you?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"I wouldn't let that happen." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"I wouldn't let that happen." | ||
Eddie Low-"What if it did? What if it happened when you were asleep?" | Eddie Low-"What if it did? What if it happened when you were asleep?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"I don't sleep." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"I don't sleep." | ||
Eddie Low-"He, he, he, he, he. Your'e funny. Everything sleeps. Even sharks swim when they sleep. Hey, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be eaten by a shark?" | Eddie Low-"He, he, he, he, he. Your'e funny. Everything sleeps. Even sharks swim when they sleep. Hey, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be eaten by a shark?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"No." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"No." | ||
Eddie Low-"Do you think that a shark's mouth smells of fish when it opens up to eat you? Do you think that sharks are evil?" | Eddie Low-"Do you think that a shark's mouth smells of fish when it opens up to eat you? Do you think that sharks are evil?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"I think humans are the only evil things on this planet." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"I think humans are the only evil things on this planet." | ||
Eddie Low-"I agree. You're clever. Apart from squirrels. They're evil they squirm a lot when they die." | Eddie Low-"I agree. You're clever. Apart from squirrels. They're evil they squirm a lot when they die." | ||
Eddie Low-"Wait here for me, friend. Special friend. I'm just dropping the kids off. | [Another cutscene starts, they are now at the docks.] | ||
Eddie Low-"Wait here for me, friend. Special friend. I'm just dropping the kids off. | |||
[Eddie runs towards the water, throws the bag, then runs back to Niko. When he gets back, the cutscene ends.] | |||
Eddie Low-"Glad I got rid of that. Would'nt want to get caught with it- people can be so narrow minded. Can... can you take me to <u>Westminster</u>?" | |||
Eddie Low-" | Eddie Low-"It's hard to say goodbye to people sometimes, isn't it? You don't know when to let them go. Have you ever had to say goodbye to someone close to you?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"I don't let people get close to me." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"I don't let people get close to me." | ||
Eddie Low-"That's sad. I get close to a lot of people. Quickly. You always have to say goodbye to them, though. It's really sad." | Eddie Low-"That's sad. I get close to a lot of people. Quickly. You always have to say goodbye to them, though. It's really sad." | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"What makes you have to say goodbye to them?" | [[Niko Bellic]]-"What makes you have to say goodbye to them?" | ||
Eddie Low-"They start to get smelly. That's when Eddie goes out into the yard and starts to burn tires again.The neighbors don't like it when Eddie burns his tires. They don't know what the other smell would be though. They wouldn't mind burning rubber if they knew what the other option was. No they wouldn't, pal of mine." | Eddie Low-"They start to get smelly. That's when Eddie goes out into the yard and starts to burn tires again.The neighbors don't like it when Eddie burns his tires. They don't know what the other smell would be though. They wouldn't mind burning rubber if they knew what the other option was. No they wouldn't, pal of mine." | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"You know, I already have a lot of friends." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"You know, I already have a lot of friends." | ||
Eddie Low-"I though you didn't let people get close to you? You have to let down your barriers. Let Eddie inside. What's your name pal?" | Eddie Low-"I though you didn't let people get close to you? You have to let down your barriers. Let Eddie inside. What's your name pal?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"Niko." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"Niko." | ||
Eddie Low-"Don't push me away, Niko. Eddie doesn't like it when people push him away. Eddie pushes back." | Eddie Low-"Don't push me away, Niko. Eddie doesn't like it when people push him away. Eddie pushes back." | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"I push back too." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"I push back too." | ||
Eddie Low-"If I didn't know better, Niko, I would think that that was a pick up line. I push, you push back? Beast with two backs. Number of the beast. Man and beast. Do you want to come out to [[Hercules]] with me?" | Eddie Low-"If I didn't know better, Niko, I would think that that was a pick up line. I push, you push back? Beast with two backs. Number of the beast. Man and beast. Do you want to come out to [[Hercules]] with me?" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"I'm not like that, friend." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"I'm not like that, friend." | ||
Eddie Low-"What are you like, pal? Eddie is into most things. Would you let Eddie tie you up? Tie you up and have some fun with you? Have you ever lost control?Have you ever let someone else take charge of you? It could be a wild ride!" | Eddie Low-"What are you like, pal? Eddie is into most things. Would you let Eddie tie you up? Tie you up and have some fun with you? Have you ever lost control?Have you ever let someone else take charge of you? It could be a wild ride!" | ||
[[Niko Bellic]]-"This ride is wild enough for me, so can you stop with that weird shit, pal? Now." | [[Niko Bellic]]-"This ride is wild enough for me, so can you stop with that weird shit, pal? Now." | ||
Eddie Low-"You are cold! You really don't like other people, do you? You don't like to play!" | Eddie Low-"You are cold! You really don't like other people, do you? You don't like to play!" | ||
[Arrives at <u>Westminster</u>] | |||
[Arrives at <u>Westminster</u>] | |||
Eddie Low-"Here we are. Eddie's off to hunt for a nice boy. Thank you, Niko. Thank you, friend. I'll see you later, man-eater. | Eddie Low-"Here we are. Eddie's off to hunt for a nice boy. Thank you, Niko. Thank you, friend. I'll see you later, man-eater. | ||