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 The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "<nowiki>[giving]</nowiki> a dude head" and "<nowiki>[driving]</nowiki> drunk off a pier". The Pißwasser song largely spoofs [[Wikipedia:Budweiser|Budweiser's]] anthem, "This is Budweiser, This is Beer", particularly towards the end of the jingle. Uploading this song to YouTube will end in a permanent ban by Take-2.
-==Jingle transcript==
+==Jingles==
+===Television Jingle transcript===
 :''Last night, I think I shit the bed,''
 :''Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,''
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 :''Pißwasser, drink all day!''
 :''It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!''
+:''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.''
+===Radio Jingle Transcript===
+:''You work your nuts off everyday,''
+:''A proud American all the way.''
+:''Life is just a merciful blur,''
+:''When you pop a Pißwasser.''
+:''Pißwasser, this is beer!''
+:''Drive drunk off a pier!''
+:''I love drinking all day long,''
+:''I beat my girlfriend while I sing this song.''
 :''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.''