Samantha Muldoon: Difference between revisions

'''Samantha Muldoon''' is a celebrity in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. At the very beginning of the game, she is married (her fourth marriage) to [[Kirk Simplex]] for a mere twenty minutes. Their marriage ceremony cost $50 million, featured her thirteen foreign children in heritage costumes, and A-Z List magazine paid $15 million for exclusive coverage. After her failed marriage, Muldoon switched religions three times within a week, from Buddhism to Kabbalah to [[Epsilon Program|Epsilon]]. She has fourteen adopted children from various countries, the most recent is a baby from Sub-Saharan Africa which she returned due to its constant crying. Another child, "Wave", who had grown to be eight years old and was given a faux-hawk (similar to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_Jolie-Pitt#Children Angelina Jolie's child Maddox]), wasn't seen for some time and was probably sent home as well. Both her religious choices and third-world adoptions are also meant to parody Madonna, although Muldoon is much younger.