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 '''Joe Lawton''' is the President of the [[United States]] in the [[GTA IV Era|Grand Theft Auto IV Era]]. He is a Conservative Republican and appears to be based on former President [[wp:George W. Bush|George W. Bush]].
-Based on [[Thomas Stubbs|Thomas Stubbs']] Twitter, his birthday is on or around February 16th. According to [[John Smith]], host of [[WKTT]]'s ''Conspire'' show, Lawton's father was also president at one point, Lawton attended University of [[San Fierro]] and was in the same fraternity as the man who invented the credit default swap system. However, ''Conspire'''s authenticity is highly questionable, and they also claim that Lawton resurrected his own father from the dead.
+Based on [[Thomas Stubbs|Thomas Stubbs']] Twitter, his birthday is on or around February 16th. According to [[John Smith]], host of [[WKTT]]'s ''Conspire'' show, Lawton attended University of [[San Fierro]] and was in the same fraternity as the man who invented the credit default swap system. He also elaborates that Lawton's father was once president as well, and became a Senator after his presidency. However, ''Conspire'''s authenticity is highly questionable, and they also claim that Lawton resurrected his own father from the dead.
-[[Globe Oil]] says they are "proud to be the largest corporate contributor to President Lawton's administration and we thank him for his continued stance on the Kyoto Treaty". Lawton supports extending the [[Jingoism Act]] in order to protect freedom. This reflects Bush's stances on the [[wp:Kyoto Protocol|Kyoto Protocol]] and [[wp:PATRIOT Act|PATRIOT Act]], respectively. [[Milica Bellic]] mentions in an e-mail that most Europeans see him as a "foolish man". A spam email in [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]] suggests he opposes free healthcare.
+[[Globe Oil]] says they are "proud to be the largest corporate contributor to President Lawton's administration and we thank him for his continued stance on the Kyoto Treaty". Lawton supports extending the [[Jingoism Act]] in order to protect freedom. This reflects Bush's stances on the [[wp:Kyoto Protocol|Kyoto Protocol]] and [[wp:PATRIOT Act|PATRIOT Act]], respectively. [[Milica Bellic]] mentions in an e-mail that most Europeans see him as a "foolish man". Some female pedestrians on the streets will say "can someone please get rid of this president?". A spam email in [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]] suggests he opposes free healthcare.
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