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'''Alex''': A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me. | '''Alex''': A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me. | ||
'''Alex''': A woman has needs, Niko. If you aren't prepared to meet those needs then she might look elsewhere. | |||
'''Alex''': Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it. | '''Alex''': Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it. | ||
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'''Alex''': Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab. | '''Alex''': Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab. | ||
'''Alex''': From now on I am only dating Americans. | |||
'''Alex''': From now on I am only dating Americans. | |||
'''Alex''': Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you. | '''Alex''': Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you. | ||
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'''Alex''': Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life. | '''Alex''': Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life. | ||
'''Alex''': Niko, I cannot get tied down right now. We should leave a bit of a gap between each date. | |||
'''Alex''': Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off. | '''Alex''': Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off. | ||
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'''Alex''': Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital? | '''Alex''': Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital? | ||
'''Alex''': Niko, you picked up. Well it's been a while since I've heard from you. | |||
'''Alex''': Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while. | '''Alex''': Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while. | ||
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'''Niko''': Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist. | '''Niko''': Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist. | ||
'''Alex''': I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves. | |||
'''Alex''': I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it. | '''Alex''': I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it. | ||
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* Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women? | * Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women? | ||
'''Alex''': Niko, I've been waiting. No fucking wonder when you haven't brought a car. | |||
'''Alex''': Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing. | '''Alex''': Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing. | ||
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'''Alex''': Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this. | '''Alex''': Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this. | ||
'''Alex''': Oh, an English comic? How quaint and European. | |||
'''Alex''': Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it. | '''Alex''': Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it. | ||
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'''Alex''': So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then? | '''Alex''': So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then? | ||
'''Alex''': Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago. | |||
'''Alex''': Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that. | '''Alex''': Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that. | ||
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'''Alex''': Can you take me home? | '''Alex''': Can you take me home? | ||
'''Alex''': Come inside then. | |||
'''Alex''': Come over here. | '''Alex''': Come over here. | ||
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'''Niko''': How about you invite me in? | '''Niko''': How about you invite me in? | ||
'''Alex''': I could do with an escort back to my place. | |||
'''Alex''': I feel like I totally understand a new culture now. | '''Alex''': I feel like I totally understand a new culture now. |