User:Gta-mysteries/Roman Friendship Dialogue 2: Difference between revisions

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| Me? I'm always the same. You know me. I'm an optimist. Life is always great.

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| My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell every day.

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| My God, you are deranged, cousin. This place has made you sick!

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| My God. For a sociopathic killer, you're also a really miserable bastard.

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| Niko B in the house... man, sometimes, I cannot believe you are here with me, really I can't.

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| Niko, you do not know how great it is to have you here with me.

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| No matter where I go, the ladies love me. It's that Bellic blood.

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| No. the point is, fuck it.

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| No?

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| Not 'maybe' - yes - definitely true.

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| Nothing helps a man forget like ripe, round American titties.

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| Now - now I live here. And life is good.

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| Oh, stop complaining. You're pathetic. The one thing this country has taught you is how to whine.

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| Okay, things aren't easy for us here. But together, we are doing alright.

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| Okay.

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| Okay. Thank you. I will lighten up, learn how to juggle, maybe get work in a dance troupe?

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| One terrible black mark against her.

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| Or to put it another way, a freak.

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| People don't know how to shut up here.

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| Seriously...

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| She said she'd sent you an email.

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| She would love it here!

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| She's the love of my life, the woman of my dreams... she's amazing.

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| Stop being so dramatic, Niko. Time is a healer. We live and we forget the past.

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| Sure. I miss things about home, but I, I... I think things are ruined now.

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| Tell me, Roman, why weren't you such an optimist back home?

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| Thanks cousin. You really know how to make me feel good about myself.

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| Thanks, man.

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| That's better. Grow some fucking balls.

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| That's because most people are too foolish to look for the shortcuts.

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| Thanks. Don't you miss home? You've been here a long time. You never get home sick?

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| The Bellic cousins are here in the land of opportunity

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| The lights, the titties, the food, the opportunities. Come on, Niko. It's kind of incredible.

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| The old ball and chain, the chastity belt they call a serious relationship.

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| The titties aren't real and the opportunities aren't opportunities at all.

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| There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman.

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| There's no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean just because we get off a boat in a new place.

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| They can't resist, can they?

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| They make this hard for me, if only I was unattractive.

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| They must put something into the water, man, because all I'm feeling is pure optimism.

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| They stay on the highway like every other chump. I'm an innovator, Niko.

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| They stay there until they're burnt out or dead.

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| They tell you you're eating the best burger ever and you believe it

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| To seize them you end up in so much debt that you'll be a slave for the rest of your life.

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| until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny.

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| Very funny.

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| What do you think about America, Niko? Tell me straight.

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| What?

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| when there was food and the sun was shining, but...

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| With every day we live we pick up new baggage, baggage that we must carry with us for the rest of our lives.

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| Yeah, but most people don't know where it is so they stay at the bottom of the food chain.

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| Yeah, good point.