Chatterbox FM/Script

1 . Squirell guy:

Lazlow : Alright , Liberty City , this is your talk radio show Chatterbox , where your oppinion matters . Let's go to the phones...hello caller , you're on Chatterbox .

Caller : Hey , ya ever ate possum, that's some good eating.

Lazlow : Naah , I really can't say I have.

Caller : Hell , ya aught to try it sometime , I tell ya man , it's good eating . Possum , raccoons , even zebra meat , cooks up pretty good .

Lazlow : Err , do you have anything else to say , or....

Caller : Pigeons . Pigeons are good too . Sometimes , they come with notes attached... it's like... a fortunate cookie with wings. Squirrels... squirrels is not so good , they ... taste like goldfish ... meats real stringy. Ya know what I mean?

Lazlow : Ermm , actually , I can't say that I do . .. umm.... but if I did eat too much squirrel , and put on a few extra pounds , I'd use the Dormatron ... unlike those other exercise machines that require you to be awake , the Dormatron actually exercises you over night .

• Dormatron commercial
• Maibatsu Monstrosity commercial

2. "Is that your real name?" girl:

Lazlow : Oh, well, that's a good commercial! I love commericals, don't you? This is a Chatterbox, we are taking your calls right now. Hello, caller! You are on the air!

Caller : Hi, Lazlow. Is that your real name?

Lazlow : Huh? Of course it's my real name.

Caller : Are you Hungarian?

Lazlow : Ahh, no I'm from upstate.

Caller : Are you sure that's not a fake radio name like Andy or Bobo? I thought all those radio people had fake names.

Lazlow : Do you have a question or you just wanna sit here and talk all day about my name?

Caller : No, that's it! Love you so, Lazlow... or Mark, or John or Beverly. Whatever your name is.

3.

Lazlow : Alright, next caller! You are on chatterbox. What is on your mind?

See also

• Chatterbox FM. A Radio Station in Grand Theft Auto III.
• Radio Stations in GTA III