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[[File:Autoeroticar.com_Home_Page.png|thumb|310px|The Home Page of Autoeroticar.com]]Autoeroticar.com is an online website in [[GTA IV]] | [[File:Autoeroticar.com_Home_Page.png|thumb|310px|The Home Page of Autoeroticar.com]] | ||
'''Autoeroticar.com''' is an online website in [[GTA IV]]; the official website of the [[Auto Eroticar]] dealership. The site may be loosely based off of [http://www.auto-trader.com Auto-Trader.com]. The name of the website and the company it represents come from [[wp:autoerotica|autoerotica]], meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e masturbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses alot of sexual inuendo and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public. | |||
The website is available through the homepage website [[Eyefind.info]], under 'Autos'. | The website is available through the homepage website [[Eyefind.info]], under 'Autos'. | ||
The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink [[Feltzer]]) can actually be called, but not until a certain mission. Contrary to many people's beliefs, Brucie is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website in any way. | The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink [[Feltzer]]) can actually be called, but not until a [[I'll Take Her...|certain mission]]. Contrary to many people's beliefs, [[Brucie Kibbutz]] is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website in any way. | ||
According to the website "''AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realise the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive''". The theme of vanity is continued with a list of personal qualities of an AutoEroticar customer: | |||
*"''You shave with the [[Excelsior]] Extreme 9 razor''". | |||
*"''You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks''". | |||
*"''You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat''". | |||
*"''Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different''". | |||
You shave with the [[Excelsior]] Extreme 9 razor. | *"''We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together''". | ||
You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks. | |||
You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat. | |||
Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different. | |||
We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together. | |||
==Cars For Sale== | ==Cars For Sale== | ||
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:'''CALL - 265-555-2423''' | :'''CALL - 265-555-2423''' | ||
*'''2001 [[Turismo]] 4.0L Quad Cam V8''' | *'''2001 [[Turismo]] 4.0L Quad Cam V8''' | ||
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:- '''$130,995''' | :- '''$130,995''' | ||
*'''2003 [[Feltzer]] 3.8L Supercharged V8''' | *'''2003 [[Feltzer]] 3.8L Supercharged V8''' | ||
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:'''CALL - 662-555-0147''' | :'''CALL - 662-555-0147''' | ||
*'''2001 [[Banshee]] 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT''' | *'''2001 [[Banshee]] 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT''' | ||
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:'''CALL - 265-555-2423''' | :'''CALL - 265-555-2423''' | ||
*'''2003 [[Intruder]] 4.3L V8 Limited''' | *'''2003 [[Intruder]] 4.3L V8 Limited''' | ||
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:- '''$42,999''' | :- '''$42,999''' | ||
*'''2001 [[Schafter]] 6.5L V12 SC''' | *'''2001 [[Schafter]] 6.5L V12 SC''' | ||
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: '''CALL - 265-555-2423''' | : '''CALL - 265-555-2423''' | ||
*'''2006 [[PMP 600]]ci V8 Semi''' | *'''2006 [[PMP 600]]ci V8 Semi''' | ||
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[[Category: Websites]] | [[Category: Websites]] | ||
Revision as of 22:14, 5 June 2010
Autoeroticar.com is an online website in GTA IV; the official website of the Auto Eroticar dealership. The site may be loosely based off of Auto-Trader.com. The name of the website and the company it represents come from autoerotica, meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e masturbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses alot of sexual inuendo and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public.
The website is available through the homepage website Eyefind.info, under 'Autos'.
The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink Feltzer) can actually be called, but not until a certain mission. Contrary to many people's beliefs, Brucie Kibbutz is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website in any way.
According to the website "AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realise the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive". The theme of vanity is continued with a list of personal qualities of an AutoEroticar customer:
- "You shave with the Excelsior Extreme 9 razor".
- "You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks".
- "You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat".
- "Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different".
- "We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together".
Cars For Sale
The website has a total of 7 cars for sale (although these cannot actually be bought by the player). They are as follows:
- 2004 Presidente 4.5L V10
- 4 Doors, Manual, 26,000 miles, Metallic Turquise,
- 12 months parts and labor warranty. Insurance.
- 0% Deposit finance available. Ask Derek for full quotation.
- Licensed credit broker. Written details available.
- CALL - 265-555-2423
- 2001 Turismo 4.0L Quad Cam V8
- 2 Doors, Manual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
- Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
- Electric windows, Cream leather, Rear spoiler and ABS.
- - $130,995
- 2003 Feltzer 3.8L Supercharged V8
- Air conditioning, Alarm, Body colored bumpers, Driver's airbag,
- Electric door mirrors, 1 previous owner, CD/cassette, mint condition,
- All enquiries / viewing must be between 8am and 9pm.
- CALL - 662-555-0147
- 2001 Banshee 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT
- Adjustable seats, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
- CD player, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows,
- Full Servive history, Leather upholstery, Immobilizer.
- CALL - 265-555-2423
- 2003 Intruder 4.3L V8 Limited
- Stunning black metallic, alloys, front driving lamps,
- Full electrics, CD player, Central locking,
- Exceptional condition throughout.
- - $42,999
- 2001 Schafter 6.5L V12 SC
- Automatic, 37,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
- Air-Conditioning, ABS, Alloy wheels, Cruise control,
- Fullservice history, Leather seats.
- CALL - 265-555-2423
- 2006 PMP 600ci V8 Semi
- Automatic, Diesel, 8,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
- Leather seats, ABS, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
- CD multichanger, Cruise Control, Heated seats,
- Multi function steering wheel, Navigation system,
- Park distance control.
- - $62,995