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'''Niko''': Yo.
'''Niko''': Yo.


''(If Brucie is unavailable)''
''(If Brucie hasn't been contacted for a while)''
 
'''Brucie''': My alarm is set for 8, man. I need some sleep until then or my complexion is gonna be all screwed up, you fuck.
 
'''Brucie''': What the fuck, NB? I'm trying to get some rest from my intense cardio session, man. Call me after 8am, alright?
 
'''Niko''': Shit, man, didn't mean to interrupt your beauty sleep. Another time.


''(Brucie's answering machine)''
'''Brucie''': Hey, Nicky, you think I'm a fucking bitch, not callin' me for so long? That ain't cool, not again man, not again.


'''Brucie''': This is Brucie. I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep, baby. Leave me a message.
'''Brucie''': Shit, I don't know if it was the juice but I didn't think you was gonna call me, man. You back though.


===Arranging an activity===
===Arranging an activity===
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===Brucie calls===
===Brucie calls===
'''Brucie''': Hey NB, we been kicking it a bit now man.
''(If Brucie hasn't been contacted for a while)''
 
'''Brucie''': Nicky. I don't want no excuses or nothing but why the fuck haven't you called me. Shit.


===Arranging an activity===
===Arranging an activity===
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'''Brucie''': We need a whip, homie.
'''Brucie''': We need a whip, homie.
''(If Niko is on a bike)''
'''Brucie''': Hey NB - that's a cool bike. Brucie likes bikes. They're manly, but also classy. Like me, yeah-heh baby!
'''Brucie''': Nice bike, man.


===Finishing an activity===
===Finishing an activity===
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'''Niko''': Shit Brucie, we'll hang another time.
'''Niko''': Shit Brucie, we'll hang another time.
''(If Brucie is unavailable)''
'''Brucie''': My alarm is set for 8, man. I need some sleep until then or my complexion is gonna be all screwed up, you fuck.
'''Brucie''': What the fuck, NB? I'm trying to get some rest from my intense cardio session, man. Call me after 8am, alright?
'''Niko''': Shit, man, didn't mean to interrupt your beauty sleep. Another time.
''(If Brucie hasn't been contacted for a while)''
'''Brucie''': If you wanna roll with the bling and the bitches you gotta call me more often, bitch.
'''Brucie''': NB. You leaving me hanging for so long hurting, you know? Maybe we could chill another time?
''(Brucie's answering machine)''
'''Brucie''': This is Brucie. I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep, baby. Leave me a message.


==Boating==
==Boating==
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'''Brucie''': I can dig that. Wait until the bitches scope us. I'll wait for you for an hour, alright?
'''Brucie''': I can dig that. Wait until the bitches scope us. I'll wait for you for an hour, alright?
'''Brucie''': I can vibe some boating. Yeah, boating. Grab me in the next hour.


'''Brucie''': Powerboats. That's some bling shit, NB. Let's roll. Pick me up in the next hour.
'''Brucie''': Powerboats. That's some bling shit, NB. Let's roll. Pick me up in the next hour.
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'''Brucie''': Man, I'll get seasick if I go out again so soon. Another time, B.
'''Brucie''': Man, I'll get seasick if I go out again so soon. Another time, B.
'''Brucie''': You're a powerboating fanatic, NB. I can't do it with you right now, okay.


'''Brucie''': You're an animal, man. We just went boat riding. Some other time, yeah? Yeah? Yeah? A'right.
'''Brucie''': You're an animal, man. We just went boat riding. Some other time, yeah? Yeah? Yeah? A'right.
===Brucie calls===
===Brucie calls===


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''(Brucie setting a destination)''
''(Brucie setting a destination)''
'''Brucie''': Cruise over to Pier 45, Nicky. We ride in style.


'''Brucie''': Let's hit up the driving range, Nicky. We can laugh at those silver medalists who don't have the cabbage to buy boats. Ha ha haaa!
'''Brucie''': Let's hit up the driving range, Nicky. We can laugh at those silver medalists who don't have the cabbage to buy boats. Ha ha haaa!
'''Brucie''': Let's show these ladies some romantic shit. Prove that us alphas got a sensitive side too.


'''Brucie''': Maybe we should show these ladies some industrial shit. Make it so, Nicky.
'''Brucie''': Maybe we should show these ladies some industrial shit. Make it so, Nicky.


'''Brucie''': Take us over to the Statue of Happiness. That's some intense shit.
'''Brucie''': Take us over to the Statue of Happiness. That's some intense shit.
'''Brucie''': Let's show these girls those crazy rusted up ships, Nicky. Industrial decline, man. The exact opposite of me - yeah, scientific progress.


''(After visiting said destination)''
''(After visiting said destination)''
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'''Brucie''': Impressive shit, right? Not as impressive as the steel I got in these calves, but cool. Go back now, Nicky.
'''Brucie''': Impressive shit, right? Not as impressive as the steel I got in these calves, but cool. Go back now, Nicky.
'''Brucie''': Ladies, looking at my body, you got to know I think things should be kept in perfect condition. Head back, Niko.
'''Brucie''': Me and Nicky are the tightest motherfuckers in the city. That's a fact. Cruise back now, homie.
'''Brucie''': You girls can't even concentrate on this shit. You're thinking about my pecs, right. Let's go back, Nicky.


'''Brucie''': You ladies are much hotter than that bitch. Let's cruise back, Nicky.
'''Brucie''': You ladies are much hotter than that bitch. Let's cruise back, Nicky.
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'''Brucie''': Ice cold, Nicky, you're a fucking prince. He's a prince, ain't he ladies? Ain't he?
'''Brucie''': Ice cold, Nicky, you're a fucking prince. He's a prince, ain't he ladies? Ain't he?
'''Brucie''': NB, you must have learned that shit in the red army. Mad crazy. We all love you, bro.


'''Brucie''': Nicky, the ladies and me are real grateful, brother.
'''Brucie''': Nicky, the ladies and me are real grateful, brother.


'''Brucie''': Thanks for being the pilot, Nicky. I would have let these chicks thank you b ut I got plans for them. Yeah!
'''Brucie''': Thanks for being the pilot, Nicky. I would have let these chicks thank you but I got plans for them. Yeah!
 
'''Brucie''': You can captain my boat any day, I'd let you captain these ladies but they want the Brucie.


====Conversation One====
====Conversation One====
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'''Niko''': Makes a lot of sense, man. A whole lot of sense.
'''Niko''': Makes a lot of sense, man. A whole lot of sense.
====Conversation Three====
'''Brucie''': Alright let's party, then... let's have a good time... you ready to party, babes?
'''Woman''': Fuck yeah!
'''Brucie''': Great... I'm glad we hooked up - you girls are gonna have the night of your lives - me and NB - we're tigers, babe, Tigers, tigers, you know what I mean?
'''Woman''': Yeah..
'''Brucie''': Tell me about yourselves - let me know your darkest secrets -  let me know what floats your yacht, sinks your swimmer, are you a crunches or lipo girl? Are you an angel or a devil? Are you a good girl, or, you know, are you a fox in wolves clothing, you know what I mean?
'''Woman''': Got me.
'''Brucie''': Let me put it another way, I've got great abs, but I've also got a big cock and a big bank balance. I'm the complete package. Niko's more your tough, and rough diamond type, but he's prime rib, all the same. He's a tiger,, even though he looks like a... you know, like a...
'''Niko''': Please shut up, Brucie...
'''Brucie''': Don't mean to embarrass you, NB.
====Conversation Four====
'''Niko''': So what you guys got planned later on?
'''Brucie''': Shit, Nicky. We're close and all that but I ain't sharing these girls like that. What we're gonna do is private bro. You wanna have a good time, babes?
'''Woman''': Yes.
'''Brucie''': What about you, hot stuff?
'''Woman''': Naturally.
'''Brucie''': Brucie's gonna put on some good shit for you babes. After this, we're going back to my place and I'm getting out the massage oil. You like the sound of that?
'''Woman''': Yeah, yeah.
'''Brucie''': You're going to oil up my arms and chest, then I'm gonna let you find ladies watch me do some reps. I'll be flexing the kind of body you tell your grandkids about. And if that don't get you hot then call the morgue because you bitches have got to be dead. You looking forward to that?
'''Woman''': No thank you.
'''Woman''': Dream on.
'''Niko''': They're real lucky girls, Brucie. Real lucky.
====Conversation Five====
'''Brucie''': Alright ladies... you having fun? I'm glad we hooked up, you glad darling?
'''Woman''': Yeah.
'''Brucie''': Cool. You know, when you smile, I see a lot of good things. I see farmhouses and kids and a future. I've got a poetic side, babe. Can you tell?
'''Woman''': Yes.
'''Brucie''': I'm a playboy, I'm a hunter, I'm a swordsman, I'm a rapier thrust into your panties. But I'm also looking to settle down. I'm looking for a little gaggle of baby Brucies. You know what I mean?
'''Woman''': Uh huh.
'''Brucie''': But I haven't met the right person... I need someone who understands executive VIP lifestyles, a go getter, a risk taker, a hunter, but soft and gentle.
'''Niko''': Where are you going to find a man like that?
'''Brucie''': Very funny NB. If I could clone myself, I would. Genetically different, man. That's my motto.
'''Niko''': And it couldn't be more true.


==Bowling==
==Bowling==
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'''Brucie''': Bowling? You fucking read my mind, NB. Pick me up within the hour.
'''Brucie''': Bowling? You fucking read my mind, NB. Pick me up within the hour.
'''Brucie''': Dude, I could bowl. Don't expect to win though, I destroy that shit. Pick me up in the next hour.


'''Brucie''': I love that bowling shit, I'll wait for you for an hour, NB.
'''Brucie''': I love that bowling shit, I'll wait for you for an hour, NB.
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===Brucie calls===
===Brucie calls===
'''Brucie''': How about you and me hit the bowling alley, yeah?
'''Brucie''': Hey NB, we been kicking it a bit now man. How about you and me hit the bowling alley, yeah?


===Declining===
===Declining===
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'''Brucie''': Let's put some b-ling into the bowling scene baby, yeah.
'''Brucie''': Let's put some b-ling into the bowling scene baby, yeah.
'''Brucie''': Let's show everyone how two winners bowl.
''(If Niko loses)''
'''Brucie''': The best your gonna do in a competition with Brucie is second place. Remember that.


''(If Niko wins)''
''(If Niko wins)''
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===Canceling===
===Canceling===
'''Brucie''': Brucie, sorry but I can't go drinking with you.
'''Niko''': Hey Brucie. Sorry but we can't get that drink right now.
'''Niko''': Hey Brucie. Sorry but we can't get that drink right now.


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'''Niko''': You want to take a spin in the heli?
'''Niko''': You want to take a spin in the heli?
'''Brucie''': Chopper ride? You are one bad ass bling motherfucker. Let's do it. I'll wait an hour.
'''Brucie''': Choppers? You know my vibe. You know how I roll. Come grab me an a hour, B.


'''Brucie''': Man, NB. That's a sweet idea. We'll pimp it up with the sky. First class shit. Pick me up in an hour, bro.
'''Brucie''': Man, NB. That's a sweet idea. We'll pimp it up with the sky. First class shit. Pick me up in an hour, bro.
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===Brucie calls===
===Brucie calls===
'''Brucie''': How about we take a ride in my chopper.


===Declining===
===Declining===
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'''Brucie''': Get in.
'''Brucie''': Get in.
''(Once everyone is in the chopper, Brucie sets a destination)''
'''Brucie''': Head over to that standing erection, homie. Let these ladies check out the length of it.


'''Brucie''': How about we show these ladies Dragon Heart Plaza from the air, bro?
'''Brucie''': How about we show these ladies Dragon Heart Plaza from the air, bro?
'''Brucie''': Take us over to Broker Bridge. That thing is almost as cut as my delts.
'''Brucie''': Why don't we go to the Get a Life Building, NB? Buzz the tower. Show them what life really is like for those who know how.
''(If the chopper needs to be higher or lower)''
'''Brucie''': These girls want a good view, NB. Get the chopper up a bit.
'''Brucie''': Get up a bit, baby.
'''Brucie''': Give us some altitude, Nicky. The ladies want to see this thing.
'''Brucie''': We need to be higher for the sweet view, bro.
'''Brucie''': Get higher, man.
'''Brucie''': Lower, Nicky. These girls want a better view.
'''Brucie''': Get lower, Nicky.
'''Brucie''': Take the chopper lower, man.
'''Brucie''': Take it down for a better look, NB.
''(After visiting said destination)''
'''Brucie''': Man, we're winners. Do you know anyone like us, girls? C'mon, we're fucking beautiul. Head back, Nicky.
'''Brucie''': Ladies, you see the bridge. You see Brucie. I know which you prefer. Let's head back, man.
''(Heading back at Brucie's)''
'''Brucie''': It's fucking beautiful, man. I love that shit. If I was that big chimp I'd climb it too. My arms aren't probably as big as his but fuck it. Hey, head back, Niko.
'''Brucie''': Hold on - we're gonna have some fun... man I love flying in these babies - everytime I go in one of these I know I'm wheat, not chaff. Man - I fucking love these things.
'''Brucie''': NB - man - you better remember this one - we're fucking winners brother. I'm not a sad fat lose that no girl will kiss, anymore. No, I'm a winner who can pay any woman to have sex with him.
''(Landing the helicopter back at Brucie's)''
'''Brucie''': That's it ladies. The show is over. All you get to look at is Brucie's body. Lucky you.
'''Brucie''': These girls were impressed, Nicky. They don't know that we roll like this everyday. We're winners, man.


===Conversations===
===Conversations===
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'''Niko''': You want to go to a nice gentleman's club?
'''Niko''': You want to go to a nice gentleman's club?
'''Brucie''': A strip club? Alright, NB. Let's roll. Pick me up in the next hour, bitch.
'''Brucie''': A gentlemen's club? Yeah sure, NB, I'm excited, yeah. I'll wait at my place for an hour.


'''Brucie''': Strippers? I'm in. Scoop me up from my crib in the next hour.
'''Brucie''': Strippers? I'm in. Scoop me up from my crib in the next hour.
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===Brucie calls===
===Brucie calls===
'''Brucie''': NB, I think you and me, we know each other well enough now to hit up a strip club. You in?
'''Brucie''': NB, I think you and me, we know each other well enough now to hit up a strip club. You in?
'''Brucie''': You wanna go to a gentlemen's club?


'''Niko''': Alright, Brucie. Let's go watch some strippers. Wait for me for an hour.
'''Niko''': Alright, Brucie. Let's go watch some strippers. Wait for me for an hour.
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