Exotic Exports/Script
Banshee
(Delivering it)
Niko: Hey man, I put that Banshee in the lockup.
Brucie: Niiiice!
Niko: That's one way of putting it, Brucie. Tell me if you want something else.
Cavalcade
(Delivering it)
Niko: Alright, man. I got hold of the Cavalcade.
Brucie: I'd like to see you try an take one of my cars NB, not a fuckin chance baby!
Niko: Ummm. Okay. Tell me if you want another thing.
Feltzer
Car Wash Worker: We're all booked up buddy, I can't wash shit for ya.
(Niko enters the car)
Car Wash Worker: Damn, I ain't gonna get paid for that job.
(Delivering it)
Niko: I've put that Feltzer in the lockup, man.
Brucie: I'd like to see you try an take one of my cars NB, not a fuckin chance baby!
Niko: Sure, Brucie. Tell me if there's something else you need.
Intruder
Niko: The Intruder is tucked up safely in the lockup, man.
Brucie: Well done my friend, well done!
Niko: Thanks, Brucie. Let me know if there's something else you need.
NRG 900
Owner: You ain't coming up on my ride, are you?
or:
Owner: Get your cheap ass away from my ride, fool.
Owner: You best be keeping away from my ride, bitch.
(Delivering it)
Niko: The NRG 900 is in the lockup now, man.
Brucie: Spot the alpha male!
Niko: Alright then, man. Tell me if there's something else you want.
Patriot
Niko: The Patriot got liberated from its temporary owners. It's in the lockup now, man.
Brucie: He's genetically superior, like me!
Niko: Thanks, I guess. Tell me if you want help with something else.
PCJ 600
Owner: I ain't hanging around here. Let's go.
Owner: You ain't getting no ransom for me.
(Delivering it)
Niko: I've put the PCJ 600 in the lockup now. It's all good.
Brucie: Niiiice!
Niko: Great, Brucie. If you need another thing, tell me.
PMP 600
Niko: I trucked that PMP 600 down to the lockup, man.
Brucie: I'd like to see you try an take one of my cars NB, not a fuckin chance baby!
Niko: Alright then, man. Tell me if there's something else you want.
Sabre GT
Niko: I got my hands on that Sabre GT. It's in the lockup now.
Brucie: Look at that baby!
Niko: That's one way of putting it, Brucie. Tell me if you want something else.
Sanchez
Dealer: Hey, have some respect for the business deal we gots going on.
or:
Dealer: Yo, I am trying to conduct a business transaction up in here.
Buyer: Shit, I thought that was yours.
(Delivering it)
Niko: The Sanchez is now in the lockup, man. It's a fun little bike.
Brucie: Well done my friend, well done!
Niko: Ummm, sure Brucie... sure. Just let me know if you want another thing.
Failing the mission
Vehicle destroyed
Niko: The car got trashed. It's not going to get delivered.
Brucie: You don't wanna make me angry homie!
Niko: Chill the hell out, Brucie. It isn't a big deal. Let me know if you want something else.
Bike destroyed
Niko: Man, this is bullshit. The bike is ruined. I'm not going to be able to get it to the lockup.
Brucie: Don't be a cock!
Niko: Hey, Brucie. You've got that 'roid rage pretty bad. Let me know if you want anything else.
Niko: Shit man. The bike is trash. It's not going in the lockup.
Brucie: NB, what the fuck?
Niko: Yeah, Brucie, whatever. Tell me if there's another thing you need.
Niko: Hey man, the bike got trashed so it's not going to be delivered.
Brucie: Stop fuckin' around, NB.
Niko: Maybe you've had too much juice Brucie. Tell me if you want something else.
Niko: Sure Brucie, I'm going to assume that's the steroids talking. If you want something else, let me know.
Text Message
(After every car has been delivered, Niko will receive a text message from Brucie)
You're fucking ice cold, man. Brucie's got all the cars he needs. Shit, man, YOU ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR! I won't be filling your inbox no more. - B