In the Crosshairs/Script
The following is a script of the mission In the Crosshairs in The Ballad of Gay Tony.
Script
Bulgarin: Mr. Luis.
Luis: Hey. Where's the one man band?
Bulgarin: He's working.
Luis: Okay.
Galina: Ray! Hey Ray!
Bulgarin: I have company. Shut up.
Galina: Don't tell me to shut up!
Bulgarin: So, I heard form some people I know that maybe you have some diamonds for sale?
Luis: Not me. My boss, Tony. Well, my other boss.
Bulgarin: You got them from the fat cook?
Galina: Ray! Ray! What are you still doing here anyway?
Bulgarin: I'll stay as long as I like.
Galina: You think you're a big man. Where's your house on Middle Park East? Where's your big sports team, huh?
Bulgarin: Shut up, you cunt.
(Bulgarin fires an AK-47 into the ceiling)
Galina: Aargh, fuck you, Ray!
Bulgarin: Shut up, you fucking cunt.
Luis: Hey, man. Is she okay?
Galina: A big gun makes you a big man. Huh? Your thingie was tiny even before the wrestling coach make you take steroids. Mother always said she only had daughters!
(Bulgarin fires the AK-47 again)
Bulgarin: Ignore her, Luis. The diamonds - tell me.
Luis: I gotta talk to Tony.
Bulgarin: You got to talk to Daddy... I thought I was making you a real man. Not a rentboy.
Luis: I can't sell what ain't mine, bro, and plus, with all the work I put in for you, I don't really feel like a man yet.
Bulgarin: Okay, soon, man, soon. I want you to cover Timur's back. He's going to talk to some people and I need you there.
Luis: Okay, man. I got it. But you should chill out, bro.
Bulgarin: Let me decide when to chill out. Go.
Dialogue
(Luis gets to a building in Little Italy and calls Bulgarin)
Bulgarin: Hey.
Luis: Yeah what's up. I'm here.
Bulgarin: Ah, yeah okay. You are in position. Do you see a box in front of you?
(Luis looks around and finds a box on the rooftop)
Luis: Yeah.
Bulgarin: Open it....
(Luis walks towards the box)
Bulgarin: Have you opened it yet?
Luis: No, give me a sec...
Bulgarin: Noooo?
Luis: Okay, I'm here.
(Luis opens the box and finds the severed head of the Cook whom he purchased the diamonds from)
Bulgarin: Do you recognize this man?
Luis: Shit!
Bulgarin: I believe you partnered with him in a diamond deal.
Luis: You, what the fuck? Is that the guy we bought the ice from?
Bulgarin: You colluded with him to steal from me.
Luis: Yo, we just got some rocks off him. Okay? Look, listen-
Bulgarin: No, you listen. I offered you an opportunity, yet you were plotting against me.
Luis: Yo, I don't know shit about those rocks.
Bulgarin: But I believe it doesn't matter. I will do everything in my considerable power to drive you and your faggot master form this earth. Goodbye.
(Sniper bullets hit the wall behind Luis)
Luis: Oh, shit! Fucking great.
Luis: This ain't my time to die, motherfuckers.
Luis: What were you think, Lopez?
Luis: Take the fucking diamonds. Shit.
Luis: So stupid. I might just deserve this.
Luis: If I get out of this...
Luis: Ray, you asshole.
Luis: More trouble than they worth. Damn.
Luis: Never should have worked with that guy...
(Luis tries to leave the building but the door is locked)
Luis: Of course it's locked.
or:
Luis: It's locked. Perfect.
Luis: Locked? What the fuck?
(An assassin throws a grenade at Luis)
Assassin: You like boom boom, bitch.
Assassin: You blow up now, fuckhead.
Assassin: Eat a grenade, fucker!
Assassin: Have some grenades, motherfucker.
Assassin: I'll blow you off that roof!
Post mission phone calls
Tony
Tony: Luis, shit, I've been looking for you.
Luis: Listen, Tony, I got something to talk to you about. You remember that Ray Bulgarin guy?
Tony: That Russian gangster? You think he'd lend us the money we need to get out of this shit? He's bad news. I hate to be the voice of reason here, but I don't think we need that kind of stress in our lives.
Luis: Yo, man, we already gt it. I, ummm, talked to him about some opportunities. And it turns out the diamonds we bought were stolen off him in the first place. He cut that cook's head off. Long story short he wants us dead.
Tony: Poor old chef. What were you doing talking to these guys without me, Lou?
Luis: I'm sorry. I fucked up. Kind of refreshing for me to be the one getting us in shit for once, don't you think?
Tony: Yeah. A real relief.
Bulgarin
Luis: Listen, man, I told you. I didn't know shit about who owned them diamonds.
Bulgarin: Then maybe you should have asked! Instead you run around this city making a fool of me. You and your faggot boss will be killed for this. I will do everything in my power to...
Luis: Shit, I think the signal's dropping, man. Later, bro.
Bulgarin: Luis.
Luis: Ray, listen...
Bulgarin: You fucked with me, Luis.
Luis: No. Not at all. That's how things seem, but trust me, that wasn't my intention.
Bulgarin: You fucked with me, and now I am going to fuck with you, you little cunt. You are dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. You understand?
Luis: No, could you say it again, please?
Bulgarin: Fuck you.
Luis: I'm still not getting it, what about a third time?
Bulgarin: Cunt!
Luis: Bye!