Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA IV

Public Services

Taxi Drivers

When Damaging Their Vehicles

Stupid Malaka!
What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
What is this shit, my car!

When They're After The Player

Holokrypa!
I'll beat your ass!
Ah shit!
Dana?
You're gonna die!
You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
Fuck off!
Miyeto Yelezes!
Miti Moa siverie!
You got a real deal now!
I'm gonna kill you!
Don't make me beat your ass!
Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
COME ON!
Ay, freak o!
Ah! So angry!
You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
Wipe you're ass!
I dont take your shit anymore!
Don't fake the funk!
Is this all you got?
I'm too fast for you!
Where you want it? Neck? Right...
To Hades with you, Malaka!
May Poseidon swallow you whole!
You think I'm a fucking pansy?!

When The Player Wastes Their Time

Get a move on!
Move it
Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?

When Running From Officers

You'll never take me, officer!
Fuck the hell off.

Services

Vendors

Normal

Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
Hey! Delicious beef patty!
The best in Liberty City!
Burgers!
Come on! I washed my hands!
Who wants my meat?
Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
Will somebody fucking buy something?
You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
I killed these cows myself!
Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
My dogs is long and hot!
Slurp down my hot nuts!
Only 12 nuts for 7!
Hot nuts, baby!
Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
President said something stupid, read all about it!
All of the news, only one day after the internet.
Hot dogs, free mustard!
Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
Put this dog in your mouth!

When Harassed

Watch yourself
That hurt motherfucker!
I'm pumped!
Get the fuck off, bitch!

When Angry

You're fast for a nobody eh?
Let's do this bitch!
You want this?
Tell me when you're ready!
Ever seen moves like this?

When Mean

Vètecho porro!
Bottilala pingla!

Cluckin' Bell Male Clerk

Normal

Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?

Burger Shot Male Clerk

Normal

Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
You got some iron stomach, dawg!
Enjoy, motherfucker..!

Civilians

All

When Witnessing An Event

They are not going to believe this shit!
Oh, Jesus!
Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
Finally, some action in this town!
Not good, not good, not good!
Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
Aw, this is gonna be gross!
I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
No freakin' way!
Oh, that's gotta hurt!
Wow!
I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
Christ! What the hell?
Are we gonna die?
Crap! What was that?
Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
That's the crack, my dude.
Did anybody see that?
Shit a brick! What was that?
Call the media!
I'm never getting stoned again!

When In A Collision

Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
Give me my money now!
You better have insurance!
What is this shit?! My car!
NO!! This is my mother's car!
Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
How the hell did you hit my car?!
My car!
You stupid freak!
What's happening? Like...what's happening?
What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker!
D motherfucker, d-d, drive!

Holland Pedestrian

In The Street

Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
What the fuck you want?
Pull back you wierdo!
Get outta ma face son!
Motherfucka!
You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
Fuck outta here man!
YO, fuck!
Pull back watch ya yo!
Dats Russian ass daddy!
Yo what you do here?

When Attacking The Player

I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
Motherfucking damn son!
You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!

Bikers

In The Street

Come on! Fight me!
Pardon me fuckface!
Fight me, my dick is getting hard!

Preacher

During Rant

Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
Are we truly living in a world of pain?
You're all going to hell!
You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!

British Pedestrians

In The Street

Watch it you berk!
I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
Are you takin' the piss?

Russian Pedestrians

When In Traffic

Move or I'll fucking break something!
I'll rip your heart out!
There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!

Brazilian Pedestrians

When Run Into

-- (Portuguese mixed with english)

Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!)
Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!)
Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) --
Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!)
This is the best part of my day!
I am in fucking charge right now!
Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) --
Caralho! (Dick!)
Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!)
Porra! (Goddamn!)
What are you doing? Move it!
Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!)
Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)

You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) --

When Damaging Their Vehicles

Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
No! you're dead, asshole!

Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians

I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) --
Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) --

Homeless

In the streets

Wanker!
Idiot!
Ass-pendeck.
Pinhead Dipshit!
Stop touching me!
This is terrorism at all!
Too many gorillas!
I don't have any bananas!
This isn't pinball!
Flick!
Murder!
More drama for yo' mama!
Ghhmmp! That hurt.
That slut ruined my life.
I'll sue your ass!
Watch it!
We're being invaded!
What the fuck is going on?
The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
Can't you see I'm urinating here?
Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
Robot man juice!
Call air support!
You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
Cheesy vaginas!
I just need one more fix.
Fuck, where am I?
This is the apocalypse!
It's the Illuminati!
Nothing in my teacup!
Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee!
Too scary for words!
I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked.
I see you and I shall see you nude.
No more!
I got nothing, I got nothing!
The cause will skin you alive!
There's no time for this.
You got the wrong man!

In a vehicle

That thing is collecting dust!
You're growing molds up there.
Hurry up, my chickens are pink.
You're not making any friends with me!
Slow wheels make for the devil!
My dime, my car!
Theres a stain on the dashboard.

In a conversation

You need psychatric help.
When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes.
Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies!
I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time.

During A Fight

You'll be nice and cool, soon!
Hoho! Asswiping time!
I'm in a fuckin' zone!
Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
I'm gonna hang you up!
Well! Fuck all squared!
Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh?
Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
I'll eat you alive toadrag!
You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
You're gonna be laying my eggs!
I'll Da Nang you good!
That ass of yours is too big!
The cause will strip you naked!
He'll keep coming back!
It's bodycount time!
Theres more stuff coming!

Girls

Normal

I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor)
Hey Schronda!
Hey there!

When bumped into

Did you just try to grab my ass?
Eww, that guy just touched me!
Say you're sorry!
Watch where you're going, dillweed!
Hey, I'm tweaking!
Oh my God, that was so rude!
Ugh, I hate tourists!
You can't afford me!

Under attack

I'm not a fighter!
You can't hit me, I'm a girl!
Leave me alone you fucking psycho!
Go find another girl to hit!
Help! Help! Heeellllp!
Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me!
Tell me this isn't happening!
Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix!
Get away from me you ugly asshole!
Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me!
Nooooo!
I only let other girls hit me!
You're insane!
Please don't kill me!
He's gonna shoot!
Ow, I'll never model again!
Oh my leg!

When stealing their car

Please, I'm a model!
Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's!

Gangs

Mafia

When In Firefights

Come on give me some cover.
Take cover.
Take some fucking cover
Your a pain in the balls my friend.
I got this Son of a Bitch.
You want to go to war.
Watch out this fucker is crazy.
Take a look around we got you surrounded.
I got this fucking Pollock.
Get Down!
Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
I got you punk.
Hey dipshit no where else to go.
We got you surrounded asshole.
Ready to die Bitch?
I've had enough of you.
Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha.
There's no to go motherfucker.
Your a pain in my ass.
Take a look around buddy we got you.
You asked for this.
I live for this shit.
Time to pay the piper.

When in a near death state

Please don't kill me.
Don't kill me man I got kids.
I hurt my knee man.
Why would a guy like you shoot me again.

Russian Mafia

When in a firefight with the player

Hey asshole we got you!
Hey man no place to go.
Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go.
Now you give up because you are fucked.
Gonna eat you alive!
Let us end this like gentlemen yes?
Yeah face me cowboy!
They call this you are fucked.
Goodbye to you.
Die you fucking bastard!
Take cover!
This ends here.
Head to Cover!
Here I come you Whore.
This one is for the old country.
You are surrounded.
I have them.
Now is your time!
Cover me you useless smucks!
Eat hard Metal.

Korean Mob

Look around your fucked now asshole!
Try this on for size.
Try again you fucking pussy.
There's no way out motherfucker!
Take cover.
Your making a big mistake.
Its been fun but the party is over.

North Holland Hustlers

Drop this fool.
Take that motherfucker!
I got a clean shot.
Let's move in Fam.
Damn son take cover.
Got you now.
Fuck this clown time to murk his ass.
You finished gangsta its a wrap.
Seize the day brothers lets russ him.
It on and popping now.
Play it safe take cover.
Man don't be stupid take cover.
Hommie down my nigga.

Spanish Lords

Give me a smile motherfucker.
I'ma show you who has cojones.
I have a shot.
You surrounded yo.
If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob?
Cabrone!
Fucking Cabron.
Your mine amigo.
HAHA we have you trapped.
I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
Your surrounded mamaguevo.
why are you trying to push all into me motherfucker?
Hey man over here pendejoe.
Get down!Get down!
Fuck you, mamaguevo!
This is the end of the line asshole.
Let's waste this punk man.
He's shooting! Hide! Hide!
He's going down.

Authority

LCPD

Neutral

Now stay out of trouble.
Do you want me to arrest you?
You know I love to beat civilians.
Hey asshole, you like prison food.
I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say?
last time you do that is the tang.
Hey stupid, You drunk?

Stuck in Traffic

Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom.
Oh, a donut? Make it large.

During Chase

Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street!
Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about!
Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.
Police car mic: Get off the street everyone!
Police car mic: Clear the streets!
Police car mic: Pull over you maniac!
Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off!
Police car mic: We've got you surrounded!
This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
I need permission to blow his head off!
I have confirmation on chicken shit.
Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
Freeze! This is the LCPD!
LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
Do you think you can run from a chopper?
One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
I will pursue on foot!
Pursuing on foot!
Suspect fleeing on foot!
I have a visual on the asshole.
Everyone hit the deck!
Everybody eat dirt!
I'm gonna shoot!
I'll shoot your tits off!
You're dead, buck-o!
Lay down, cabron!
You're mine, asswipe!
You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
I'm still gonna get ya!
You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
You sorry son of a bitch!
I smell the stink of guilt.
Would you come the hell back!?
This ends now!
Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
Charge!
I'll shit in your mouth
Get out of the car now!
You can run, but you can't hide!
I've got a head-shot!
¡Oye puta, te veo!
Human waste, dead ahead!
This is the LCPD, dont move!
Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
Shit, why do they have to run?
What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
Get down numb-nuts!
I could get that shit stain myself
I got ya now dickweed!
Cover my ass!
You're dead, fucko!
Everyone eat dirt!
Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)

During Arrest

You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
That's another to add to the list of your crimes!
Man you try to fucking run son, and you'll be sorry!
Shit, I'm out of Breath after what I saw, so don't pull nothing!
Oh thought you could run from me huh?
Nobody fucks with me and lives!
If you run again, You're fucked!
I Got you Babe!
You just won an all-expenses paid trip to the slammer!
I'm gonna get Sargent over this!
They're gonna love you at lock-up!
When we get back to the station, I'll gonna beat you with a phonebook!
You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now!
I hope you're ready for prison showers, idiot!
Let's take a little trip downtown!
You're coming with me!
You're going downtown!
You like getting in trouble or something?
I oughta beat you for making me run like that.
I told you there's no point of running. You're under arrest.
Crime loses today.
Ha, Thought you could outrun me?
Enjoy getting cornholed in the slammer!
You thought you could get away from me huh?
You have the right to shut the fuck up!

Near death state

I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK!
Officer down! Officer down!
Call the paramedics! I've been shot!
Please tell my wife I love her.
I don't wanna die!

NOOSE

When fighting player

I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.
Put your hands in the air.
I got you you Son of a bitch.
Alright everyone try to remain calm.
Everybody take cover.
Please evacuate the area quick.
Get down.
You are not safe here.
Everybody get down and stay calm.

When downed by player

Call 911 I'm bleeding out here.
Help me somebody help me.
I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast.
I need help call for backup.
I've been shot please call an Ambulance.

Perseus Guard

Normal

I know you just were a problem.
Aha! Just like jail!
Goddamn bang!
I'm gonna lay you out!
Fuck outta here.
Oh shit!
You're gonna pay!
I'll bust your fucking head!
You're gonna get fucked up!
Yo man, what the fuck you want?
Get back, son!
Yo, put that shit away, yo!
Use it, or drop that shit!

External links

GTA IV audio files