Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA Liberty City Stories

Paramedics

No insurance? Here, take an aspirin.
Check his wallet.

Police

When shooting

Aim for his head!
Aim for his spine!
Aim for his nuts!
Aim for his rectum!
No judge, no jury!
It's the justice!
I'm opening fire!
I ain't asking for it again!
This is going to end right now!

When punching

Check it I'm tougher than you.
Think you can beat me?
You'll wake up in a cell!
You wanna rock huh?
You want some nightstick?

pushed

Use your damn eye.
Have respect for the law!
Hey! I'm gonna crucify you!

Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser

Don't make me arrest ya pal

FBI

Opening fire! Opening fire!
You were asking for it!

Police Helicopter

LCPD!
This is LCPD!
LCPD, this is the end of the line!
Hold it right there!
Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now!
You just got my buddy! GAAH!
You are a sitting duck, buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways)
This ain't a marathon, buddy, STAND STILL!
I got this person in my sight!
See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy!
Says something about Toni in the movie 'The Mainframe'.

Leone Family

random dialog

Hey, family's family. You know?
What? Do I amuse you?
You ever tried the gastrics and sausages?
Italian-American stereotypes, you know? But hey that was then you know?

pushed

You'd better learn some respect there, junior.
Eh! Watch the shoes here!
That's an Italian suit, okay?

shooting

I'm going to shoot you on sight!
I'll show you what it means to fuck with a Leone!
Now you know what it means to fuck with the Leones!

Sindacco Family

random dialog

The boss ain't too happy.
Gotta get a place ready for the shylock.
The Forellis have gone too fuckin' far this time.
My hairstyle is 60% grease.
Hey, my mama says I got an Oedipus complex.

pushed

Big mistake!
Back off!
You got a problem?
I'll remember your face.

shooting

Wanna dance, pretty boy?
I'm gonna beat you black and blue!
I'm gonna rip your fuckin' head off.
I'ma take you apart, piece by piece.

Forelli Family

random dialog

He talks like he's got a mouthful of marbles.
Boss'll be a killer like his dad when he grows up.
Kids today got no discipline.
Now, I'm a decent guy.
When I lose my temper, heads roll. Got it?

pushed

Do I know you?
Show a little respect, huh?
Your mother would be ashamed.
What is this, a sidewalk, now?
Whose town do you think this is?

shooting

You are dealing with the real gang!
You're messing with a real gangster now!
Let's see what you got, tough guy!

Triads

random dialog

Crazy fool, Mafia.
Crazy Mafia, chicken-brains.
Kill me some Mafia and take their ears.

pushed

Look where you're going!
You watch it, dumbass!
Careful!

Triad fires at Toni

Shut up
You want a split skull?
I'll dice yo' face!
You wanna dance? Huh?

Toni tries to run down Triad

Watch it!
You Crazy!
Oh Hell No!
Crazy Idiot!
You Idiot!

Yakuza

jumping away from car

Wa, Goregore (=What the hell)

pushed

Don insurlt (insult) me!

Toni blocks the road

You move out the way now.

Colombians

random dialog

I had a mansion in Vice City.
I'm the daddy now.
Do I sound like a stereotype to you?
Oh man, I got the best llello.
It's all there. Good for makin' babies.

pushed

Cuidado, man!
Oye! Watch those shoes, man!
You pushing the big man, ah?
You got big cojones!

attacking

You attacking the big man, eh?
You disrespecting me, amigo?
Oh this is how it's gonna go down, huh?

Southside Hoods

pushed

GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Get outta my way, fool!
Yo man, I'm clean.

Random dialogue

I got the rage, man!
I can go hours without a hit, man!
I ain't afraid of no one, apart from myself.

Pulling Toni out of his car

Get out of there, bitch.
Yo, come here.
Now run, little girl.

Car Jacked by Toni

What's up, fool?!
You just about ruin your life here!

Firing at Toni

Oh, your a tough guy, huh?
Yo, step up, bad man!
Oh, you're about to get splat!

Uptown Yardies

Yardies fire at Toni

You want some of this?

Toni rams a Yardie Lobo

What are you doing!

Random dialogue between Pedestrians

It's good that I don't have to be angry these days.
I gotta get over this guilty feeling.
I made a commitment to myself.
I can't believe he dumped me.
Men: all worthless dogs.
Eat more meat.
I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
There's a Burger Shot 'round here, someplace.
Why am I always so hungry?
Screw this internet thing.
My laptop weighs a ton.
Who needs men when you have money?
I don't have time for these small-potato deals.
I wish I were rich.
I-wanna-be-rich-dot-com.
Gotta take this whole town online.
I mean, this is the new economy!
The ferry situation is not getting any better.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I borrow 2 dollars?
When I retire, it will be sun, sun, sun.
Shit weather will be a thing of the past!
And it's off to Vice city.
2 bucks is all I need.
Hey my wallet is empty.
My pimpmobile gettin' new rims!
Believe it, receive it, achieve it.
Bitch, I'm doin' me.
I knew I shoulda wore pink.
I should go back to strippin'.
I'm puttin' my coochie on the internet.
I can't believe she left me after 27 years.
What's the giggle guy got that I don't?
Manila, or Bangkok?
I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size.
All these damn illegal immigrants!
Get off welfare and get a job!
This town has turned into a shithole.
Have you ever seen crappier weather?
My wife wants me to dump my porn collection.
Is there a good porn shop around here?
My heart can't take it much longer.
I guess I can diddle myself.
I never sucked him off.
It's tough being an addict, man.
I let 'em touch me for money.

Pedestrian (pushed)

Stop breaking my balls!
Don't push me, will ya?
Get the fuck outta my way!
Ow! My heart!
Get out of my damn way!
Pushing is an insult.
Just try and take my wallet.
Watch for pickpockets, son.
I got quick fingers, yo!
Fuckin' caught 'cause of y'all?
You're rude.
Hey that felt kinda nice.
Well hello there, handsome!
That was no accident, handsome!
All you fools will work for me.
Don't touch me dirtbag.
Get off!
'Scuse me
EXCUSE ME!
Hello
Hey get off the streets, get online.
Come on, boo, don't grab!
I don't do the S&M shit.
Careful.
Manners please.
Watch where ya goin.
C'mon pal, I don't wanna suck you!
Just ignore me, I'll probably be dead soon.
Don't worry, I'll bury myself.
Gonna put my hip out of place.
You're slackin', I'm mackin'.
Don't hate, congratulate, playa!
Hey! I'm nearly throw up my lunch!
I bruise easily.
You got something in yo' eye?
I need just a little more room.
Where have you been all my life?
Shit! That was my aorta.
My left ventricle!

Pedestrian (attacking)

Tough man, you're toast.
Know your friend's gonna beat on you.
You are beating on women, huh?
You won't hit a man with a heart condition, would you?
Don't hit me hard, I've a bad heart!
Your aorta is toast!
I'm gonna kick your trick-ass.
A bitch can defend herself.
No finance, no romance.
I'm a pimp, not a bitch, bitch!
You think I can't still mix it up?
I'm an ex-Marine, dickhead.
I'm gonna cream you, asshole.
You think I'm scared pal?
Imma knock your ass out!
You ruined my day!
You gonna fight huh?
I'm gonna beat you up!
I'll hit you with my laptop.
You can't hit a woman.
I'm not cute, but I'm hard as nails.
I can be even more rough in the sack, you know.
Let's make love, not war.
Pull my hair! Pull my hair!
You don't scare me!
You chauvinist pig!
Dick!
I'm gonna rip out your spine!
You're a barbarian!
C'mon, loser!
You would hit a girl.
What do you think, I'm afraid of you?
Stand back, i'm flammable!
If there's 3 of ya, i'll kill all of ya.
Think I care about getting hurt, fool?
Come on now!

Pedestrian (when Toni aims gun at them)

Please! I have a heart infection!
Gimme a break, I'm just a chunky.
Guns? So bold and common.
I got no one to care of me anyway.
Police! I've been assaulted!
I'm nearly rich, don't kill me now!
Hey, I should sell guns on the internet!
Come on man, please don't!
I got a bigger gun than that.
Oh My God, is that real?!

Pedestrian (jumping away from car)

You tried to kill me!
Hey!
Easy man! I'm over here!
Woah!
Learn how to drive!
Crazy idiot!
Hey, watch it man!
Keep your eyes open!
Crazy fool!
Oh my God!
Oh, help!
Look out!
Trying to kill an old lady!
Are you insane?
That's some bullshit yo!
Damn son!
Ah you tried to kill me!
Holy moley!
Psycho!
Infamy!
You almost cracked my pelvis!
Holy crap!
Oh my heart!
Oh my intestine!
Watch it!
I'm just tryin' to work here, honey.
The bitch's tryin to love!
That's fourth this week!
Son of a bitch!
Excuse you!
Careful!
Hey watch it!

Pedestrian (seeing a corpse)

Oh, hell, what a mess!
I'am gonna lose my lunch.
Another one bites the dust.
Oh it's nothin!
Jumping Jehosephat!

Drivers (when Toni blocks road)

Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party.
I'm tryin' to cruise for pussy here!
Come on, get out of the way.
Come on, move it!
Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance!
Come on, man, let's go!
Move! I'm late for a meeting!
Don't make me lose my shit pal!
Oh lord!
Move it!
Move it Welfare boy!
Move! I'm late for the show.
Move dickhead move!
I got a date with a cheese deluxe!
I have a going massage in 5 minutes!
I'm gonna overheat my engine!
I'm jonesin' for a rock over here.

Drivers (When Toni jacks car)

What?! What?!
My Pornos are in there!
Take it, take the car!
That's my dad's car!
Help! Police!
Get off!
Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away!
My corporate car!
This is my car!
Don't grope me I'm a man!

Drivers (When Toni rams into car)

My Car!
Oh lord!
It's a company car!(?)
What, man!
Oh! I had an accident!
My corporate car.
Asshole.
First my friend and now my car?
You moron you hit me.
You moron.
Ah, not again!
You wrecked my ride!

Toni (as crashing into a random car)

Is it gonna be any worse?
Sorry about that.

Toni (as he jacks cars)

Out! Before I shoot you!

Toni (as he aims people with his gun)

Feelin' scared, huh?
Don't try to mess with me.
You want some of this?
LCPD Morons!
Now stay away from me.
Look, I'm armed.
You should be running away.
Want a bullet in your face?
Shouldn't play tough pal.

Toni (when he is arrested)

Let me go, officer!

Avenging Angels

As they join Toni on Avenging Angels missions

Kickin ass rocks!
We're the law in this town!
I'm your man!

pushed

I'm the law!
Looking for trouble?
Get a close look. I empower you!
That's assault!