Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA Vice City

Diaz' Gang

• I am the bosses right hand man.
• You know those charities he runs? He steal the money back.
• You ask yourself that same thing.
• Everyone will know my name.
• He ask me for everything.
• I already have some stuff on the side.
• He's in a real bad mood.
• Don't stick your nose in.
• If he dies, I take over.
• Somebody called him a sweaty dork.
• Respect now will help you later.
• I study my own thing now.
• You gonna get it in the face!
• Gringo is stupido!
• Arms, and then your legs!

Drivers

When Crashed Into

• Oww! You hit me!
• I hope you get whiplash!
• He's trying to kill me!

F.B.I

• This is the F.B.I.!
• No trying to be stupid! This is the F.B.I.!
• F.B.I., Stop immediately!
• Vehicle hit! Vehicle hit!
• We got a vehicle down!
• F.B.I., FREEZE!

Forelli Family

• It's the Harwood Butcher!
• You know the rules, Vercetti.
• Mr. Forelli sends his regards.
• We'll keep coming after you until you die.
• You don't stand a chance you psychotic prick.
• Think you can take me on, Vercetti?
• Your gonna die, Vercetti.
• You always were a jerk.
• Your going bye-bye.

Patrol Investment Group

• You know how many steroids I take?
• I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!
• We're the security asshole!
• I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seeing shit.
• You wanna piece of me, pal?
• Hey, you wanna beating?
• Yo meathead, get back here.
• I'm bigger and tougher than you.
• You wanna stick in the face, pal?
• I take steroids mister.
• Think you can mess with us?
• I'll break your neck!
• Yo, your a dead man!
• I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass!
• This is no joke, shithead.

Police

• Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
• You think that's funny, asshole?
• I am an officer of the law, stop!
• You're all mine, tough guy.
• I got him.
• He's mine.
• Don't run away from me!
• I'd chase you but I had too many donuts.
• Hit me, I wanna retire.
• I know Jiu-Jitsu sir!

Police Helicopter

• There he is, over there, take him out!
• VCPD!
• This is the VCPD! Stop right now!
• This is the VCPD! You are under arrest!
• You are completely surrouded!
• Don't worry boys, we see the asshole!
• We've engaged with suspect, backup requested!
• VCPD, stop right now!

Streetwannabes

• I said "Mom, school is for squares".
• Man, I saw the hottest thing.
• We gotta get new guns, yo!
• Vice City is a battlefield.
• I hate those yuppie scum, man.
• I'm getting wise to the street shit.
• Malibu is a hard joint to get into, man.
• You like living it up now?
• I told him to sit on a spike, haha!
• I learnt all about smuggling.
• Check me out!
• Competition from too many places.
• I'm persecuted by society, man.

Tommy Vercetti

Being Arrested

• You got me. Relax, relax.
• Go beat up innocent kids.
• Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
• Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenberg.
• Enough now.
• That the best you got?
• I know, you're only doing your job.
• I'm not resisting arrest.
• Call my lawyer, please.
• I give up.
• You got me mister. I give up.
• You win, you win.
• Take it easy, copper.
• You're dead when I walk.

Being Car Jacked

• Who do you think your messing with, pal?
• Who do you think this is?
• Think your a tough guy, do 'ya?
• No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti!

Being Chased By Police

• Dicks! You're all dicks!
• If I have to kill you, I will!
• Go shower with the guys!
• I did your wife, you poor bastard!
• What's your wife doing!
• Hello? Officer?
• Get away moron!
• Badge wearing fruit!
• Go play in the traffic.
• Up yours!
• You guys ever catch any criminals?
• You can't run, officer.
• Get off of me, prick.
• Your not a cop, your a robot.
• Stay away from me.
• Leave me alone, mister.
• I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force?
• No wonder you ended up being a cop.
• Your as boring as the other guy.
• I'm innocent!
• I don't like guys in uniform, pal.
• You heard of Vercetti yet?

Car Jacking

• I need this, pal.
• You got insurance, so don't be a prick.
• Run away.
• Excuse me!
• Thanks, now piss off.
• Run away and shut your mouth.
• I'm in a hurry, I need this.
• Don't be a hero, pal.
• You take a hike now, mister.
• Get out.
• Hey, you.
• Now run, prick!
• Now get lost!
• Now don't try anything stupid.
• Kiss the pavement!
• You ain't hurt. Let's keep it that way.
• Just think of this as socialism in action.
• You gonna cry now?
• (acts like he's crying) Look! I'm starting to feel bad about it already!

Crashing Into Another Vehicle

• You drive like you look: stupid.
• Dumb Florida morons.
• You on medication, asshole?!
• What's wrong with you people?
• Good thing I don't own this piece of crap.

Fighting

• I'm a lunatic, 'ya moron.
• What are 'ya gonna do now?
• You having fun yet?
• You're not gonna enjoy this.
• You want more?
• It doesn't have to be like this.
• Dumb asshole!
• You really wanna fight me?
• You should've stayed at home today.
• Don't come near me again.
• If this is how you want it.
• This is your fault, pal.
• You wanna fight me?
• You asked for this, pal.
• Fight me then. FIGHT.
• C'mon then, loser.
• Blame my mother, I do.
• At least you ain't gonna worry about your looks.
• I don't - back - down.
• I know how to fight.
• Okay man, you want this?
• Your really dumb, aren't you?
• You better apologize.
• Think your tough, huh, prick?
• Your serious about this?
• You still got a problem with me?
• You think you can hurt me?
• Keep punching.
• I'm your worst nightmare.
• Your too stupid to hurt, pal.
• You sorry yet?
• Don't make me kill you.
• Go screw yourself!
• NOBODY HITS TOMMY VERCETTI!
• Not so tough now, huh?
• Stay off the streets in future.
• C'mon, big boy.
• You've gotta hit harder than that.
• You inbred shitbag!
• Ok let's go.
• Got anything else to add?
• I'm INSAAANE!
• I'll murder you!
• You dumb bastard.
• I just left prison, you prick.
• I look like a fruit or something?!
• I'll kill you, asshole.
• What, prick?
• You're messing with the beast, prick!
• Stupid damn pricks!
• Leave me alone.
• Tough guy!

Killing Several People

• You happy now?
• You wanna know all about me? You wanna understand me better?!
• I'll take you ALL down!
• Losers!
• Now who's gonna stop me?!
• 'Ya dumb Florida asshole!
• You morons don't learn nothing!
• Enjoy death, asshole.
• Remember me?! Tommy Vercetti!
• Who wants to stop me?!
• I've already been to prison!
• You asked for this, moron.
• Something wrong now?!
• You think I was scared of using this?!
• Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!
• I'll kill you all!
• Never forget the second amendment, asshole!
• Don't give Tommy Vercetti a hard time, asshole!

Ordering Food

• I need something to eat.
• Gimme some food, pal.
• Whatever, I'm starving.
• I'm hungry, man, feed me.
• I'm hungry here.
• Hey pal, you serving or hanging out? Food.
• Food, pal. Please, anything.
• I'll have the special.

Picking Up Money

• You've gotta get a better job.
• It's only money.
• I still need pocket money, pal.
• What are you going to do?!
• These ain't friendly streets.
• That all you got?
• You don't need it anyhow.
• Now I'm robbing you, moron.
• Who do you think I am?
• 'Ya piss me off, 'ya gotta pay!
• You were hardly worth robbing.
• Fool!
• I might aswell take this now!
• You cheap bastard.
• I'm sorry but I need that.

Picking Up A Prostitute

• Sweetheart! What's your name?
• How you doing?
• You'll do, baby.
• You from Vice City, baby?
• Let's... go somewhere more private.

Threatening With A Firearm

• Do not annoy me.
• Hey, you.
• Hey, asshole.
• Hey, idiot!
• I do this for a living, pal.
• Don't make me.
• Give it up!
• Don't mess with me.
• Do we have a problem here?
• Let's settle this like men: With guns.
• You want me to share this with you?
• You wanna piece of this, moron?
• You want this?
• You think I'm fooling around?
• Keep going.
• You don't wanna know me, pal.
• I ain't a big mouth no balls kinda guy.
• Do you think I'm a jerk?!
• You think prison reforms people, mister?
• You think you can push me around?
• Look at me, asshole.
• Carry on.
• You think your something special?
• I ain't taking any crap from you.
• You know how much worse this can get?
• You don't have to die.
• C'mon, stay calm.
• You seen one of these before?
• Don't be an idiot.
• I'm pointing a gun at you, pal.
• I ain't kidding around.
• Now don't make this any worse!
• Make a move, I DARE YOU.

With A Prostitute

• I've been in prison a long time.
• Let's do some business.
• Call me Tommy darling and make yourself comfortable.
• It's always work, work, work. Never any fun.
• Ever heard of Tommy Vercetti, sweetheart? You will..
• Alright, baby. Make yourself at home.

Vercetti Gang

• Hey, watch the suit, man!
• What hardware have we got?
• Hey, Mario.
• Don't push the Mario man.
• I never asked your sister out, man!
• Looking hot today, man!
• Hey, hey, it's Mr. V!
• Tommy, man, your gonna love this.
• I got those clothes you wanted.