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-'''Citizens Raging Against Phones''' or C.R.A.P. for short is in fact [[Citizens United Negating Technology]] (C.U.N.T. for short) with a new name and social agenda once the Internet received social acceptance by the masses. They believe that cell phones and car phones distract people and they should be banned from [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]]. This group is heard on Chatterbox Radio in the game [[Grand Theft Auto III]]. The initials spell a word for feces, which makes the group seem not very serious, like their former namesakes, whose initials spell out a slang word for vagina. Fortunately for the [[State of San Andreas|West Coast]] and [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]], this organization like CUNT before them were exclusively for the Liberty City area.
+'''Citizens Raging Against Phones''', abbreviated as '''CRAP''', is an lobby group in [[Grand Theft Auto III]].
-[[Category: Organizations]]
+== Description ==
+Mentioned exclusively on [[Chatterbox]], CRAP's social agenda is to completely halt the use of the telephone in the whole of [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]], rounding up people who use the telephone on an island as punishment for those who do use the phone, and justifying that the use of mobile phones in the public is an annoyance and distraction.
+The president of CRAP appears on Chatterbox to soapbox about her plans with the organization (at one point stating they organize meetings using carrier pigeons, which unusually go missing), but is promptly ridiculed by Chatterbox host [[Lazlow]], after learning of the group name's laughable abbreviation, as well as CRAP's minuscule membership (CRAP only has 3 members). After failing to defend herself from Lawlow's rebuttals, the entire conversation degenerates into an exchange of child-like insults, mostly from CRAP's side, suggesting the organization is not as influential as it seems.
+== Trivia ==
+* It is implied that CRAP's carrier pigeons are captured and eaten by another resident of the city who eats unusual forms of meat. He appears earlier in Chatterbox, discussing the various animals he consumes.
+== See also ==
+* [[Citizens United Negating Technology]], a more organized lobby group originally intended to deter the use of the Internet.
+[[Category:Organizations]]