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| '''Mackerel Factory to Expand''' is an article written for the [[Liberty Tree]] newspaper by [[Kristen Burns]] in May [[2001]].
| | #REDIRECT [[Liberty Tree articles in GTA III/May 2001#Mackerel Factory to Expand]] |
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| ==Article==
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| [[Cheung Industries of Shanghai]] announced that they were to expand the [[Belly-Up Fish & Seafood Processing Plant|factory]] production of mackerel in the [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]] area. Cheung Industries is well known for the creation of what has been derisorily called "artificial" Mackerel, a tasty, fishy meal made from the bones and skeletons of any animal matter. The factory will bring thousands of jobs to Liberty City, and make it a world leader in artificial fish.
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| Protestors claim that Cheung's technology causes untold environmental damage and creates a supposedly healthy fish that contains as much saturated fat as butter and smells like a three-week-old kipper, but a spokesman for Cheung commented "Our mackerel is the finest in the world. From Shanghai to Liberty City, we will create a fish that tastes better than the real thing. We paid a lot of money to continue our business practices in Liberty City, and believe people who believe in this city should eat Cheung Mackerel as a way of supporting the city.
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| Sure it isn't technically a 'real' fish, but what's real anyway, these days? Are you telling me a mouse with an ear on it's back is real? But science has made one. What about a dog that walks on two legs and talks in Hungarian? I've seen one, and it is going to revolutionize child care in this [[United States of America|country]]." [[Miles O'Donovan|Mayor O'Donovan]] commented, "Cheung industries have put the fish back in fishy. Their mackerel is the finest I've ever eaten and I am glad they see Liberty City as the place to conduct genetic experimentation and create foods of the future."
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| The factory is due to finish its expansion next month.
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| ==External link==
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| *[http://www.rockstargames.com/libertytree/may2001/story2.html Mackerel Factory to Expand article]
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| [[Category:Liberty Tree Articles]] | | [[Category:Liberty Tree Articles]] |
