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'''1 . Squirell guy ''' | '''1 . Squirell guy''': | ||
'''Lazlow : '''''Alright , Liberty City , this is your talk radio show Chatterbox , where your oppinion matters . Let's go to the phones...hello caller , you're on Chatterbox .'' | '''Lazlow : '''''Alright , Liberty City , this is your talk radio show Chatterbox , where your oppinion matters . Let's go to the phones...hello caller , you're on Chatterbox .'' | ||
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'''Lazlow : '''''Err , do you have anything else to say , or.... '' | '''Lazlow : '''''Err , do you have anything else to say , or.... '' | ||
'''Caller : '''''Pigeons . Pigeons are good too . Sometimes , they come with notes | '''Caller : '''''Pigeons . Pigeons are good too . Sometimes , they come with notes attached... it's like... a fortunate cookie with wings. Squirrels... squirrels is not so good , they ... taste like goldfish ... meat''s real stringy. Ya know what I mean?'' | ||
'''Lazlow : '''''Ermm , actually , I can't say that I do . .. umm.... but if I did eat too much squirrel , and put on a few extra pounds , I'd use the Dormatron ... unlike those other exercise machines that require you to be awake , the Dormatron actually exercises you over night . ''''' | |||
*Dormatron commercial | |||
*Maibatsu Monstrosity commercial | |||
'''2. "Is that your real name?" girl.''' | |||
'''Lazlow : '''''Oh, well, that's a good commercial! I love commericals, don't you? This is a Chatterbox, we are taking your calls right now. Hello, caller! You are on the air!''''' | |||
'''Caller : '''''Hi, Lazlow. Is that your real name?''''' | |||
'''Lazlow : '''''Huh? Of course it's my real name.''''' | |||
'''Caller : '''''Are you Hungarian?'' | |||
'''Lazlow : '''''Ahh, no I'm from upstate.''''' | |||
'''Caller : '''''Are you sure that's not a fake radio name like Andy or Bobo? I thought all those radio people had fake names.'' | |||
'''Lazlow : '''''Do you have a question or you just wanna sit here and talk all day about my name?'' | |||
'''Caller : '''''No, that's it! Love you so, Lazlow... or Mark, or John or Beverly. Whatever your name is.'' | |||
'''3.''' | |||
'''Lazlow : '''''Alright, next caller! You are on chatterbox. What is on your mind?'' | |||
[[Category:Scripts]] | [[Category:Scripts]] | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Chatterbox FM]]. A [[Radio Station]] in [[Grand Theft Auto III]]. | * [[Chatterbox FM]]. A [[Radio Station]] in [[Grand Theft Auto III]]. | ||
* [[Radio Stations in GTA III]] | * [[Radio Stations in GTA III]] | ||