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'''Little Lacy Surprise''' is a "fashion underwear" for children first mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]. It parodies the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys, and also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on GTA Vice City Stories. Allegedly, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, [[The Barfs]]. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist [[Bryony Craddock]] denounces on [[Pressing Issues]]. This ad airs on [[Espantoso]] and features [[Jack Howitzer]]. | '''Little Lacy Surprise''' is a "fashion underwear" for children first mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]. It parodies the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys, and also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on GTA Vice City Stories. Allegedly, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, [[The Barfs]]. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist [[Bryony Craddock]] denounces on [[Pressing Issues]]. This ad airs on [[Espantoso]] and features [[Jack Howitzer]]. | ||
In [[Grand Theft Auto IV]], the company supposedly hosts [[Littlelacysurprisepageant.com|a website about a pageant sponsored by them]]. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star wanted level. | In [[Grand Theft Auto IV]], the company supposedly hosts [[Littlelacysurprisepageant.com|a website about a pageant sponsored by them]]. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star [[Wanted Level in GTA IV|wanted level]]. | ||
==Script== | ==Script== | ||
Opening:<br> | Opening:<br /> | ||
'''Girl''': Do you want to see my underwear?<br> | '''Girl''': Do you want to see my underwear?<br /> | ||
'''Boy''': I sure do!<br> | '''Boy''': I sure do!<br /> | ||
'''Girl''' I don't have any hair down there.<br> | '''Girl''' I don't have any hair down there.<br /> | ||
'''Boy''': I don't care.<br> | '''Boy''': I don't care.<br /> | ||
'''Girl''': I have got a little lacy surprise!<br> | '''Girl''': I have got a little lacy surprise!<br /> | ||
'''Boy''': Oh boy!<br> | '''Boy''': Oh boy!<br /> | ||
'''Girl''': And you aren't going to believe your eyes.<br> | '''Girl''': And you aren't going to believe your eyes.<br /> | ||
[Announcer comes in and explains his love for kid's underwear]<br> | [Announcer comes in and explains his love for kid's underwear]<br /> | ||
Closing:<br> | Closing:<br /> | ||
'''Girl''': I have got a little lacy surprise! | '''Girl''': I have got a little lacy surprise! Oh daddy won't you close your eyes.<br /> | ||
[[Category:Vice City Stories Ads]] | [[Category:Vice City Stories Ads]] | ||
[[Category:Clothing]] | [[Category:Clothing]] | ||